And a more truthful graph than the one you’ll find here.
A rascally reader adds: “They forgot to color a single arm for cute.”
ps Hi Jizzeblobs!
pps Attribution of this graph uncertain, but I think it comes from A Voice for Men.
The Funniest Graph You’ll See Today
Jan 9th, 2013 by Heartiste
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Stealing my wordplay. Tism activated.
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The very dark and dismal part of my psyche wonders if there would have been an outpouring of support from mad pinkhatters for Clancy if her children were frizzy mulattos.
I think we all know the answer to that, and in that we have a clue to the source of the madness.
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Diminution of both establishment wings of the Uniparty is the ideal outcome for pro-Whites.
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There's another unrealistic part.
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Egalitarianism is when a penny separates the plebs from the gentry. Retvrn.
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So who was the chad-looking dude who was mistaken for being juror number 11-1?
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Sounds like the black juror in the Clancy trial landed at the right decision for the wrong reasons.
Well done, Professor Nigrabottoms!
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"did you vote for giant monkey god statues?"
No, but I didn't vote for this either:
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"all-powerful jooooos"
The Jewdi became all-powerful after they found the White Star's thermal exhaust port.
Before then, they were scattered about the galaxy, hunted like dogs.
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There was a big snarkfest brewing among that cultural appropriation crowd on the topic of wearing Hamas headkerchiefs or Free Palestine t-shirts to easily pick up art hos at anti-zionism protests.
As one who has spent timelines dabbling in the tactical art of message tees to lure poon to its relinquishment, I can say with some confidence that political t-shirts don't much move the needle with lefty art hos (for a while, my bread n nutter). You'll get convo going, but it will be dry and sort of perfunctory. Street protest banter just doesn't lend itself to romantic frisson.
Indisputably, the t-shirt game that worked best was my "hilariously sexist" collection. Oh those art hos and tradlasses alike would stew, while their fissures would bedew.
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Best graph ever.
I’ve been raped with joy.
I think a better feminist chart would be to detail fit vs fat.
It would be purely pink figures as the fatties and two black ones representing the fit ones.
Took me a second to click in to the word edits on the graph.
Then i lol’d so hard i almost lost control of my sphincter.
Who would represent the two lone black sheep down in the corner? I’d vote Christina Hoff Sommers and maybe Camille Paglia.
I want to laugh, too. But somehow – and it might be sleep deprivation – I don’t get it.
Explain, pretty please!
I looked up the links. Didn’t know the original chart. All good now, nevermind.
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
> be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask “mommies, what’s that?”
>they don’t know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
> tells me not to be scared, because the monsters’ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
> s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
> s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
> take some soma
> go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
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I thought it said “poor equality” because they didn’t have any women rapists in the graph. My bad.
Loved the twitter response, don’t remember from whom, that sent me rolling on the floor with laughter wtih something to the effect of “you need to color one arm in to represent the cute ones.”
Thanks for the nod.
For those interested in a critique of this image (when it was about rape)
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5836/24675342.gif
The original feminist chart was on rape statistics, and alleged that the number of false accusations was miniscule (the two lonely black figures in the lower right corner).
Looking for the real statistics, it seems that, per FBI statistics, about 8% of rape allegations get dismissed as “unfounded”. One researcher went to a small town, where the police had the resources to actually thoroughly investigate every forcible rape allegation. They found 41% to be false reports.
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/jbs/maysession/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf
Breaking news: Hypergamy IS a genetic flaw. The highest mate value women have the LEAST hypergamic tendencies, and the women with the biggest gaps (heh) in their mate value are the MOST hypergamic.
Big. This is big, fellas. This basically means that, among other, staggering implications… game is eugenic, in the best possible way.
(Eugenic meaning to support and encourage the betterment of the gene pool. Eugenics has a bad rep, but anything that improves the gene pool is eugenic, and anything that makes the gene pool worse is dysgenic.)
http://www.epjournal.net/articles/menstrual-cycle-changes-in-mate-preferences-for-cues-associated-with-genetic-quality-the-moderating-role-of-mate-value-2/
Wait till you read the methods. Get the PDF, read the methods and data analysis, it will blow your mind. It also shows, in scientific terms, that lower mate value women have a bigger hamster.
Makes sense. This is also why you shouldn’t aim low. 5′s and 6′s are the main ones riding the alpha cock carousel, while also weaseling betas out of money and eventually into marriage. I know this from personal experience
Ok, what if the male has low value? Is it still eugenic? After all “game” is most useful to beta or omega males intent on fooling women into thinking they are natural alphas.
Wow, the oringinal graph is such a bunch of bullshit.
But what can we expect, girls playing out tired victim idealogies.
As for this one, I would make the ‘educated’ about 90% of that graph, thats where feminism spawns.
How the hell do they know how many rapes were unreported?
They do surveys. They ask “Have you ever had sex with a man when you didn’t want to?” For those who answer yes, they then ask “Did you report it as rape?” They then tabulate the results as their “unreported rape” statistics.
So they count surveys as direct evidence. LOL.
I wonder how many of those unreported rapes were of the variety of that one time she got drunk and let some ugly guy fuck her.
Hahaha This makes me chuckle with joy, Dumb Feminists and their lies are exposed even by the state statistics, Dylan you MF-ing moron.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Totally-not-an-excuse-to-copy-paste-all-the-characters.png
Works both directions.
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