A reader watched a future heartbreaker lavish alpha male love on a hot woman. Witnessed this pre-Alpha moment at a family restaurant waiting area last week: HB8 sits down next to a ~5 year old boy Boy: Hi Girl: Hi! Boy: You smell like my grandma! Girl: What! That’s not very nice. Boy: I love […]
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What An Alpha Male’s Soft Harem Looks Like
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Girls, The Id Monster on Oct 1st, 2014
Two girls fighting over one man. This delightful menage a twat won’t be the theme of any mainstream rom-com any time soon, because the alpha male these two babycakes are fighting over is, allegedly, Arron (sic) Lewis, mystery meat marekiller currently suspected of murdering Arkansas real estate agent Beverly Carter. “Well I guess you made […]
Spot The Alpha
Posted in Alpha on Sep 26th, 2014
I expect a few literal-minded readers to take the wrong lesson from this photo. “Phonebomb game! So if I just check my phone over the shoulder of a girl I’m kissing, she’ll notice out of the corner of her smitten eye and fall harder for me.” While Phonebomb Game may very well increase your desirability […]
Alpha Male Of The Month
Posted in Alpha on Sep 5th, 2014
It’s been some time since CH has featured an exemplary alpha male. Alpha Male of the Month, Candidate #1: Sean Stephenson A reader writes, Check out the alpha male smirk while taking a picture with his wife. Dude got shit on by god and decided to take life by the balls. Stephenson is a motivational […]
How To Take A Mug Shot Like An Alpha Male
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Rules of Manhood on Aug 20th, 2014
That’s how it’s done. Suit up. Chin up. Eyes straight. Smirk like you own the joint. Or you’re about to get one over on someone you hate. As a commenter noted, Perry’s mug shot reminded him of someone else. It’s almost as if there are universal, cosmic rules governing (heh) what facial expressions humans perceive […]
The Best All-Purpose Chat Reply To Any Girl’s Obnoxious Question
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Aug 20th, 2014
GIRL: “ Are you gay ?” MAN: Perfection is rarely seen so clearly in the wild. Sending this pic to a frisky filly may not guarantee the bang, but goddamn will it leave a smile on your face. And likely on hers, too. PS And here’s the worst — and also the funniest — reply […]
How To Increase Your Beta Male Margin Of Error
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood on Jun 9th, 2014
If you should understand one thing about niceguy beta male behavior, it’s this: A little goes a long way, especially if it’s opposed by an anti-beta force. A lot of men are constitutional romantics, and enjoy lavishing pretty women with displays of beta piety. This is a dangerous compulsion to have, as such behavior left […]
Alpha Male Game In The Wild
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Videos on May 27th, 2014
Reader IHTG forwarded this funny gif of a dude teasing a girl right up to the line of sexual harassment, holding his frame, and then defusing the tension with yet more teasing. Any formal context is missing (which is obviously true for short gifs), but you can figure it out by everyone’s facial expression. This […]
Moments Of Alpha
Posted in Alpha on May 19th, 2014
Continuing with our series , I relate an episode. In an ornery mood made worse by my need to take public transit and the usual company that entails, two girls — one cute, the other chubby — giggled while repeatedly glancing in my direction. I was stretched lengthwise, tiredly in my seat, appraising the two […]
Moments Of Alpha
Posted in Alpha on May 6th, 2014
“Moments of Alpha” is a new series at Chateau Heartiste. Each post will feature a captured moment in time when a man exhibited unmistakable alpha male behavior that is a turn-on for women. The moments of alpha will run the entire spectrum of sexy masculinity, from the extreme that shocks to the subtle that seduces. […]
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Last Leaf
There was a little tree
it grew alone
it grew proud
"I need no one!
I will plant my deep roots here
cover myself in the thickest bark
and reach to the sky
for there is greatness in me!"And so he grew.
And then other trees planted their roots near it
And those trees shared messages between their roots
chemical messages
which helped them grow bigger, faster, and taller.
Until the day came that their canopies rose above the canopy of our prideful tree
and overshadowed it
depriving it of sunlightuntil it began to lose its leaves
suffocating in the shadow of the giants above it
it refused help from trees of his kin
it refused to set seed
"I will grow!" it insisted
"I will rise to my greatness!"
and then it fell silent
when its last leaf
proud to the end
fluttered to the forest floorto feed the trees that supplanted it
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Now that we've skimmed the functional brahmins from India, all their poo-flinging train-splotching inbred cousins are streaming in by the millions.
I expect and hope this will redound badly on the jeet doctors and accountants who finally cracked into White shitlib superzips.
"You know this guy?!"
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"Saar, please to understand, food expiration dates are for toilet shitters."
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"What do you think about him hitting himself with a hammer to improve his looks?"
AOC: makes it all about women
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Coconut oil by itself might get you to spf 7, which doesn't meet the FDA minimum threshold of spf 15 for adequate UV protection. Calcium carbonate as a texture additive might boost the spf a few points.
If you are prone to skin cancer, you should probably stick with the FDA approved sunscreens, 30 spf or higher.
Also, coconut oil is incredibly greasy. You like that feeling on a hot humid day? There are non-greasy sunscreen options that feel like talcum powder.
And yes, I know it's generally a good idea to get some unfiltered sun on one's skin.
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Guess what these states all have in common?
Nigs?
They all voted for President Trump in 2024.
ffs
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I would enjoy a public debate on the 2020 election fraud, but it should include the Kennedy election steal of Illinois in 1960, and the LBJ Senate election steal of Texas in 1948.
Air out all the dirty laundry and make it so that shitlibs can't keep going to the well of "election denialism".
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Trump: "It was Iran"
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"This is so terrible. Anyhow...."
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I think it can get bad enough, but by that time Whites will be too outnumbered and scattered to effectively rescue themselves.
This was the idea behind accelerationism: to make it bad enough soon enough, before it's too late to do anything.
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