
Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.
Where pretty lies perish.
Oct 11th, 2008 by Heartiste

Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity
Stealing my wordplay. Tism activated.
The very dark and dismal part of my psyche wonders if there would have been an outpouring of support from mad pinkhatters for Clancy if her children were frizzy mulattos.
I think we all know the answer to that, and in that we have a clue to the source of the madness.
Diminution of both establishment wings of the Uniparty is the ideal outcome for pro-Whites.
There's another unrealistic part.
Egalitarianism is when a penny separates the plebs from the gentry. Retvrn.
So who was the chad-looking dude who was mistaken for being juror number 11-1?
Sounds like the black juror in the Clancy trial landed at the right decision for the wrong reasons.
Well done, Professor Nigrabottoms!
"did you vote for giant monkey god statues?"
No, but I didn't vote for this either:
"all-powerful jooooos"
The Jewdi became all-powerful after they found the White Star's thermal exhaust port.
Before then, they were scattered about the galaxy, hunted like dogs.
There was a big snarkfest brewing among that cultural appropriation crowd on the topic of wearing Hamas headkerchiefs or Free Palestine t-shirts to easily pick up art hos at anti-zionism protests.
As one who has spent timelines dabbling in the tactical art of message tees to lure poon to its relinquishment, I can say with some confidence that political t-shirts don't much move the needle with lefty art hos (for a while, my bread n nutter). You'll get convo going, but it will be dry and sort of perfunctory. Street protest banter just doesn't lend itself to romantic frisson.
Indisputably, the t-shirt game that worked best was my "hilariously sexist" collection. Oh those art hos and tradlasses alike would stew, while their fissures would bedew.
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spandexman! you’re a legend and an inspiration to us all.
Roissy, are you an alien? Your eyes look very small. Maybe you’re one of those reptilians who involved in the NWO?
Other than the weird smallness of your eyes, and that goofy betaish smile which I’m sure has a justifiable backstory, you are not a bad looking guy, so please don’t hate on me for this post.
Meanwhile, to lessen some of that smile, please watch this video, Bill Moyers interviewing George Soros (two guys who I’m sure you’re big fans of, right?) on the global financial meltdown:
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/10102008/watch.html
Seems the housing implosion was only the detonator for the larger macroeconomic collapse.
But don’t worry, America. The Shrub is still at the helm and will save us using his patented “Free Market Ideology” (TM).
Joe T — like Zimbabwe, China (poisoned milk), Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, or any other Socialist place is better?
Capitalism is the worst economic system, except for all the others.
I’ll take the Free Market over socialism, which amounts to a few government insiders running everything for their own crony benefit.
FWIW, Soros is still under indictment in France for fraud, currency manipulation. He was charged with the same in the UK and Thailand too, IIRC.
Moyers is a partisan hack, who hates the White working class. Like most elitists.
Tagging you. Have fun! http://momochacha.wordpress.com/2008/10/12/tag-youre-it/
Wow, roissy, are you from the future?
That dude looks really uncomfortable that his junk is on display by his stance. His leg positioning is ultra beta.
So Beta
I see Roissy has been watching Top Model. Tyra taught him how to smile with his eyes.
Whiskey saidMoyers is a partisan hack, who hates the White working class. Like most elitists
I thought you were down with HS& IQ debate & preole hate.
Then again, as human beings we are complicated.
I firmly believe that human beings can never be evaluated solely by subjective and ever-changing standards of attractiveness, as set and enforced by other persons or society or what-have-you.
But I do judge, harshly, the person that you found to give you that hair cut.
The D.C. salon scene isn’t THAT bad. (Wait – you went to Damian, didn’t you?)
Nice haircut.
Damn! Dizzy beat me to it!!!
I thought Roissy cuts his own hair… as he mentioned here a while back.
Been busy. But….
Not Roissy.
1) Roissy is not going to “reveal himself” in the sense of linking his actual image to his blog persona, or anyway verifying same. He will tell us that it isn’t him shortly.
2) He’s fishing for reactions.
3) It doesn’t look THAT different from him however.
nice package fag
8 Chic Noir
I see Roissy has been watching Top Model. Tyra taught him how to smile with his eyes.
Indeed, though that’s not roissy of course. The smile on this guy is phony in the sense that it is non-zygomatic. Too much tension between the eyebrows. Is this what Tyra teaches as smiling with the eyes?
16 C.T.
He’ll hate me for this, but he’s looking a little limp wristed.
“Greetings, Earthlings.”
The big head dc picture has a stronger jaw line, a more roman nose, and larger eyes spaced fairly symmetrically apart.
That could just be due to the photography, but if so the “portraits” painted of Roissy were either not well done or idealized.
The guy in the pic, be he Roissy or not, reminds me of Christopher Eccleston. Cool outfit, incidentally. Funnily enough, for some reason I’ve always pictured Roissy as looking like this rapper from New York called Necro.
White America:
Perfect proportions! If Auguste Rodin is alive, Pupu’s sure he would have Roissy (?) to model for L’Âge de Bronze.
So Beta
this guy could easily be alpha, in the sense of sleeping with lots of women. There’s so much male insecurity, self-doubt, and anger around here that people are constantly confusing dumb machismo with “alpha-ness”.
There are some uninhibited, bold, somewhat effeminate “drama club” types who clean up with the ladies.
Joe T @ 21, it’s not hard to go to a rally and pull a “Borat,” hunting down the dumbest people in the crowd and editing out everyone else to make the crowd look extra dumb. Here’s a video of someone doing the exact same thing to black supporters of Obama:
The guy in the photo looks eastern European, probably some Polish guy named Dominik.
why even try to be alpha anymore? this guy obviously has a monopoly on that shit; might as well just give up cuz no one will ever be this great
Sort of off-topic, but I was wondering where that screenshot on top of Roissy’s page comes from. The Libertine?
Remember Dieter? Well, I think this guy is Dieter’s very close British live-in friend, Cuthbert.
That would have Stevie Wonder sticking pins in his eyes and screaming “ENOUGH !”
Roissy – is this how you view yourself in the fun house mirror of your own mind?
[i]That dude looks really uncomfortable that his junk is on display by his stance. His leg positioning is ultra beta.[/i]
The leg positioning is actually rather gay.
But I have to wonder why roissy would post this after all the putting down of beta Halloween costumes. (Maybe he thought his coolness factor was getting so high that it was about time to warm up a little.)
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Do you really think Roissy has access to a professional photographer’s white studio backdrop?
What I want to know is – do the abs and crotch bulge come sewn into the lining of this costume? It’s as if someone took the head and legs off of Steven Levitt and attached them to the chest and abdomen of David Beckham, then dressed it up in a metallic onesie.
You need to stuff and work away from the douchebag smile.
The trekkie chicks will just lose their shit, though.
This is not Roissy.
This is Roissy on drugs. As clearly evidence by the massive shininess, capable of repelling all natural sunlight for a thousand years.
I am rushing as fast as I can to make a black hole that will destroy that pic