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I Reveal Myself

Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.

35 Responses to “I Reveal Myself”

  1. spandexman! you’re a legend and an inspiration to us all.

  2. Joe T. says:

    Roissy, are you an alien? Your eyes look very small. Maybe you’re one of those reptilians who involved in the NWO?

    Other than the weird smallness of your eyes, and that goofy betaish smile which I’m sure has a justifiable backstory, you are not a bad looking guy, so please don’t hate on me for this post.

    Meanwhile, to lessen some of that smile, please watch this video, Bill Moyers interviewing George Soros (two guys who I’m sure you’re big fans of, right?) on the global financial meltdown:

    http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/10102008/watch.html

    Seems the housing implosion was only the detonator for the larger macroeconomic collapse.

    But don’t worry, America. The Shrub is still at the helm and will save us using his patented “Free Market Ideology” (TM).

  3. whiskey says:

    Joe T — like Zimbabwe, China (poisoned milk), Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, or any other Socialist place is better?

    Capitalism is the worst economic system, except for all the others.

    I’ll take the Free Market over socialism, which amounts to a few government insiders running everything for their own crony benefit.

  4. whiskey says:

    FWIW, Soros is still under indictment in France for fraud, currency manipulation. He was charged with the same in the UK and Thailand too, IIRC.

    Moyers is a partisan hack, who hates the White working class. Like most elitists.

  5. Steve Johnson says:

    Wow, roissy, are you from the future?

    That dude looks really uncomfortable that his junk is on display by his stance. His leg positioning is ultra beta.

  6. Anonymous says:

    So Beta

  7. chicnoir says:

    I see Roissy has been watching Top Model. Tyra taught him how to smile with his eyes.

    Whiskey saidMoyers is a partisan hack, who hates the White working class. Like most elitists
    I thought you were down with HS& IQ debate & preole hate.
    Then again, as human beings we are complicated.

  8. dizzy8 says:

    I firmly believe that human beings can never be evaluated solely by subjective and ever-changing standards of attractiveness, as set and enforced by other persons or society or what-have-you.

    But I do judge, harshly, the person that you found to give you that hair cut.

    The D.C. salon scene isn’t THAT bad. (Wait – you went to Damian, didn’t you?)

  9. Tupac Chopra says:

    Nice haircut.

  10. Tupac Chopra says:

    Damn! Dizzy beat me to it!!!

  11. Joe T. says:

    I thought Roissy cuts his own hair… as he mentioned here a while back.

  12. dougjnn says:

    Been busy. But….

    Not Roissy.

    1) Roissy is not going to “reveal himself” in the sense of linking his actual image to his blog persona, or anyway verifying same. He will tell us that it isn’t him shortly.

    2) He’s fishing for reactions.

    3) It doesn’t look THAT different from him however.

  13. Kick a Bitch says:

    nice package fag

  14. Sara I says:

    8 Chic Noir

    I see Roissy has been watching Top Model. Tyra taught him how to smile with his eyes.

    Indeed, though that’s not roissy of course. The smile on this guy is phony in the sense that it is non-zygomatic. Too much tension between the eyebrows. Is this what Tyra teaches as smiling with the eyes?

  15. Sara I says:

    16 C.T.

    He’ll hate me for this, but he’s looking a little limp wristed.

  16. ResidentCynic says:

    “Greetings, Earthlings.”

  17. Peanut says:

    The big head dc picture has a stronger jaw line, a more roman nose, and larger eyes spaced fairly symmetrically apart.

    That could just be due to the photography, but if so the “portraits” painted of Roissy were either not well done or idealized.

  18. Zosimus the Heathen says:

    The guy in the pic, be he Roissy or not, reminds me of Christopher Eccleston. Cool outfit, incidentally. Funnily enough, for some reason I’ve always pictured Roissy as looking like this rapper from New York called Necro.

  19. Joe T. says:

    White America:

  20. Pupu says:

    Perfect proportions! If Auguste Rodin is alive, Pupu’s sure he would have Roissy (?) to model for L’Âge de Bronze.

  21. MQ says:

    So Beta

    this guy could easily be alpha, in the sense of sleeping with lots of women. There’s so much male insecurity, self-doubt, and anger around here that people are constantly confusing dumb machismo with “alpha-ness”.

    There are some uninhibited, bold, somewhat effeminate “drama club” types who clean up with the ladies.

  22. Joe T @ 21, it’s not hard to go to a rally and pull a “Borat,” hunting down the dumbest people in the crowd and editing out everyone else to make the crowd look extra dumb. Here’s a video of someone doing the exact same thing to black supporters of Obama:

  23. glad 2b beta says:

    The guy in the photo looks eastern European, probably some Polish guy named Dominik.

  24. I give up says:

    why even try to be alpha anymore? this guy obviously has a monopoly on that shit; might as well just give up cuz no one will ever be this great

  25. Tupac Chopra says:

    Sort of off-topic, but I was wondering where that screenshot on top of Roissy’s page comes from. The Libertine?

  26. Joe T. says:

    Remember Dieter? Well, I think this guy is Dieter’s very close British live-in friend, Cuthbert.

  27. Affe says:

    That would have Stevie Wonder sticking pins in his eyes and screaming “ENOUGH !”

  28. Brandy says:

    Roissy – is this how you view yourself in the fun house mirror of your own mind?

  29. Markku says:

    [i]That dude looks really uncomfortable that his junk is on display by his stance. His leg positioning is ultra beta.[/i]

    The leg positioning is actually rather gay.

    But I have to wonder why roissy would post this after all the putting down of beta Halloween costumes. (Maybe he thought his coolness factor was getting so high that it was about time to warm up a little.)

  30. […] I Reveal Myself Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex. […]

  31. Brandy says:

    Do you really think Roissy has access to a professional photographer’s white studio backdrop?

    What I want to know is – do the abs and crotch bulge come sewn into the lining of this costume? It’s as if someone took the head and legs off of Steven Levitt and attached them to the chest and abdomen of David Beckham, then dressed it up in a metallic onesie.

  32. yahmdallah says:

    You need to stuff and work away from the douchebag smile.

    The trekkie chicks will just lose their shit, though.

  33. GVChamp says:

    This is not Roissy.

    This is Roissy on drugs. As clearly evidence by the massive shininess, capable of repelling all natural sunlight for a thousand years.

  34. Large Hadron Collider says:

    I am rushing as fast as I can to make a black hole that will destroy that pic

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