Checking out the scene
The approach
The opener
Disarming the cockblock
Winning over the male friend
Getting attraction
Building rapport
Dealing with shit tests
Isolation
Comfort
Makeout
Fuck close
OR
Number close
Mistake
Where pretty lies perish.
Apr 26th, 2007 by Heartiste
it’s like the goddamn zoo in the DC blogosphere the last couple of days…but I must admit I laughed my ass off at these regardless.
hahahahahaha. funny cause its true.
Sorry! I won’t put up puppy pictures anymore! Sheesh.
They were funny though.
Love it – particularly “The Opener.”
hahaha…that’s adorable.
Cats creep me out sometimes. Particularly fat american ones.
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Thanks for the laugh!
oh like omg i am so laughing my eyes out because of that
OMG WTF!?! KNOCK FIRST!!!
that one is gotta be the funniest!
~~#zipp#~~
[…] her, he gets so wrapped up in his early forward progress that he is afraid to break the rhythm by moving the girl to an isolated location for deeper rapport. But he must do this, because deep rapport in a relatively quiet spot away from […]
This is the worst fucking blog.
Fab
lovely cats
hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha