…and her perfidious sloot friends.
To the married or engaged men in the CH audience:
How confident are you that your wife or fiancée did not suck male stripper cock at her bachelorette party?
Feeling confident? Maybe you shouldn’t.
6 Male Strippers On What Really Happens At ‘Hen Parties’
1. Roughly half of the brides-to-be at bachelorette parties had sex with me or gave me sexual favors.
I worked as “male entertainment” for a few years in college. Roughly half of the brides-to-be at bachelorette parties had sex with me or gave me sexual favors. But bridesmaids were a 100% thing; every time I’d get with a couple.
2. Cocks get sucked.
Cocks get sucked. Pretty much everything the opposite of what happens at stag parties.
3. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen bride-to-bes asking for sex at the end of the night.
Stripped through my years in college and over summers to raise money for schools. Honestly, what you’d expect. Some weird times were had, a lot of the women want to “service” you, which I still have no explanation for.
I’ll explain it. Female preselection on steroids. A male stripper is surrounded by a throng of in-heat women grabbing at his junk. The scene triggers an ancient hindbrain compulsion in a woman to pursue the alpha male who is being pursued by multiple women.
4. I know few female strippers, and they’re amazed with what women try to get away with because they’re women.
I was a male “on-call” stripper for five years. I didn’t work in clubs, and booked by word of mouth and online adverts. Do women get stupid and want to service you? Absolutely. They’re drunk and it seems preprogrammed in their brains that every man in the world wants them. I know few female strippers, and they’re amazed with what women try to get away with because they’re women. I’ve had women grab my little guy, tug it, dive at it with their mouth, and try to jam their dirty “white girl wasted” fingers up my ass. Were there blow jobs? Yes. So many blow jobs. But the thing is, you aren’t there for you, you’re there for the client. You bust it, the fun dies. Imagine what you feel like after rubbing one out after watching porn, then think about that, but with 10-20 women trying to touch it
I slept with a lot of brides, bridesmaids, mothers, etc. When I look back, it was a really good way to earn money. I would make easy $1,000 a night for a few hours. Free alcohol made it so much better, and you were either going to a very nice house, or a very nice hotel.
The dirtiest girl I ever biblically knew was an asian chick who was “seeing somebody” at the time. LMAO. (Second dirtiest chick: a jewess)
5. I did feel sick a few times seeing how the brides were pressured into trying to cheat.
Stripped for a few years off and on privately when I was like 18-22. Lots of women trying to touch you happens, and the first ones to grab your stuff are the last ones you’d want to have grab your stuff.
That fat chick smell is desperation.
A few brides were pressured into trying to have sex with me, which I declined. The longer I maintained some degree of chub, the more money I could make, and by the end of the night everyone would be totally hammered.
and jackhammered.
(my flaccid state is another man’s degree of chub)
6. I have been flat abused, like I was not a human being, by women and women only.
Former male stripper, and current escort here. I have been flat abused, like I was not a human being, by women and women only. I went to one bachelorette party and as soon as I walked in I was greeted by an old lady (70+) grabbing my dick through my outfit, like I was her grandson and she was grabbing my cheek. They were insistent that I let the bride-to-be suck my dick.
fyi a girl’s sloot bffs are a man’s worst enemies. Nice guy? Your darling bridegroom doesn’t give a shit. Good girl? Fuck you! Go home while she plays with stripper dick.
As a man, you can learn to spot sluts from a parsec, and avoid wifing them up. But you can’t control the kinds of friends she has and brings into the relationship, (unless your Jerkboy Game is at Authoritarian Tyrant levels). Most good girls have at least one slut girl friend, and that slut will do everything in her subversive, passive-aggressive power to persuade her good girl friend to get in the cock pit with her.
PEERS ARE MISSION CRITICAL COMPONENTS. It’s just like what happens to a decent fellow who falls in with a bad crowd. He takes up the habits of his pot smoking, layabout buddies, if his will is weak. Even strong-willed men can buckle to negative peer influence. It’s easier to muddy yourself than it is to clean up afterwards.
If you think about it getting a nice girl to stop being friends with disgusting cunts is the first step to saving America — MPC Status Updates
I know many such cases. Problem is, the nice girls get a vicarious thrill from their cunty bffs. And the cunts love the challenge of corrupting the nice girls.
If you suspect your “good girl” has a slew of depraved slorefriends, my advice is to move quickly to psychologically separate her from them. Liberally make comments about how “other guys you know” think her slorefriend is disgusting. Slander by association. Drive the wedge in deep, between the inner labials. “It’s weird that you hang out with so many roasties. Are you like a therapist for them?”
You could move with your girl to a new town. Maximum disruption and social reconfiguration.
If that fails, fuck the slore yourself. That’ll kill the friendship.
PS Is there a man who’s lived a day in his life who still keeps a pussy pedestal in the closet? In this day and age? What a maroon!
PPS It’s time to end the modrenist absurdity of the “hen party”. Bachelor parties exist for a reason: male comradeship is more important than female stripperdick sucking, and men give up more when they agree to marriage, so the party is a kind of acknowledgement of that sacrifice.
100% sure
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This. Mine didn’t throw one of those parties.
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mine didn’t have a bachelorette party nor would i tolerate any having one in the future were I to get married again
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mine didn’t have a bachelorette party nor would i tolerate any having one in the future were I to get m@rried again
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1. No sloot friends. The closest friend she has to the sloot type lives 1200 miles away, and my relentlessly trolls her with memes and questions that shock even me.
2. No bachelorette party
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put that coffee down
coffee’s for closers
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I close every day of my life kiss my ass.
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All this, and have tight Game, authoritarianism/patriarchal Dread Game almost at Amish levels. Don’t even brook the slightest challenge.
Although speaking from experience, even ‘good girls’ are at the mercy of their tinglez.
I don’t know where I fell on the scale of SMV at the time, but I was a panty dropper among the religious girls, either though looks or Game or Alpha-ness or a combination of all three. I gave them the tinglez.
And I mean religious, both Catholic and Protestant. Not virtuousness, which should not be confused with the former term. They loved Jesus, they served their church, they were viewed as solid Christians. Not sloots by any stretch of the imagination.
But maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I got them at the right time, loosened up, and with the lights down low, and they were hungry. Those panties came sliding off quicksville.
P.S. Also speaking from experience, them j00esses are filthy girlz. Choke, tied up, held down, hair pulled, dirty talk, stick it in their dirty ass, splashed with the hot spunk, all of it.
You can lose your humanity with these types.
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Yea corinth got to be carefull with soul
So can still enjoy some innocence
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God bless you boys. Authoritarian game ftw.
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On her “bachelorette party”, my wife went with a select couple of other church girls and painted pottery, which she then presented to me as a wedding gift and I have cherished ever after.
As for my “bachelor party”, I went fishing.
These ideas about strippers and stuff have to go.
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Right. We must choose: enjoy-the-decline, or a single high standard for everyone.
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+111
No bachelor parties, and CERTAINLY no bachelorette parties.
Prepare for the New World, not Babylon.
Man up… if she even speaks of a bachelorette party, tell her the wedding is OFF.
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Personally I’ve always enjoyed a good massage from a female masseuse more than any strip club visit. Instead of feeling broke and horny, you feel relaxed and serene for a few hours. Wholesome is good, wholesome is highly underrated.
You know what they say – “These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triump die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume”
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i’m far too muscular for a female masseuse. Worked at a .com for a bit, they had one come in weekly you could get a free massage. Was useless. She didn’t have the hand strength to do much of shit
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Yea thats cute as fuck
Yea get your bitches into cteating art
Good time sink
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Once you’ve succeeded in separating your good girl from her sloot friend, make sure you tell the sloot friend about Buckytown. It’s conveniently located off exit 11 on the Meat Curtain Expressway.
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you aint going to separate a girl from her friends. she would leave you first. I bet 90% of breakups are the cunt gfs getting in your gfs head
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I saw that recently. A good friend of mine was having marital issues. Two kids, great American family. He moves out to give each other some space in hopes of rekindling the flame, working things out. Her friends promptly set her up with a blind date and she banging in under a week of said departure. Solid couple, would never had guessed that outcome a year or so ago.
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Moving out is Beta.
It’s your d@mned house.
You friggin castle.
The s100t can go back home to hector M0mmy & D@ddy.
You and your progeny stay in YOUR CASTLE.
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True CO: was half thinking he had a side piece himself, but no confirmation
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I didn’t move out. stayed in the house.
didn’t move out during the legal separation either…she just took another bedroom. After the divorce, she moved out, I kept the house and cashed out her share of equity. Stayed there for years.
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Rofl bucky
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What a gull-a-bull! What a nin-cow-poop!
When the new gal started working here, I damn near put her on a subconscious pedestal level, thinking she was a “good girl.”
First, I caught myself just in time. Second, a few months after I caught myself and adjusted accordingly, I found out she’s been to Dubai. And sounds like it has been on more than one occasion.
Many thanks to our esteemed proprietor and those stalwart commenters that have helped me right the ship.
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They’re all sloots, it just depends if she’s your sloot at the moment.
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Jeesus, Dubai.
There´s no more degenerate place for western women to get defiled in than those muzzie Ork cuntries, swimming in worthless oil dollars.
I wouldn´t even shake hands with that whore, without a sanitary wipe close by.
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Makes me want to pose as a sheikh, tell them my sexual fantasy is to do it in the middle of the desert. Then drive them out to the middle of the Al-Nafud, boot their ass out of Land Cruiser and yell – “You’re fucked now!”
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>>>>> “It’s weird that you hang out with so many roasties.”
Gotta axe: Can it be assumed that moast chicks in 2019 would understand the reference?
Because just the fact that that concept would be in their everyday working vocabulary is pretty dadgum revolting.
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I thought this was going to be about his burner
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I wish I could unsee this.
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Reblogged this on parallelplace.
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A repoast of my classic kkk0ment.
Why you must ALWAYS do Anal with Married Women
It is well known that the majority of married women are easy to pull and put on your plate roster. She has the ultimate security of provisioning of her sexual strategy satisfied and insured, so her AF urge is in full swing.
I’m not going to delve to deep into AF/BB and pulling married women, I am here to tell you why whenever you hookup with a married woman you must ALWAYS fuck her in the ass.
The primary reason a married woman is fucking you on the side NSA is because you are attractive and she wants your sperm so she can have hot Alpha babies that BB will pay for. The primary reason you are fucking a married woman is because you are a sexual beast who doesn’t give a fuck and wants to own her as your sexual slave, knowing full well that her hubby can never have such a privilege because he gets all the other ‘sides’ of her that you don’t want nor have to deal with.
With the above stated, you cannot give that married woman the satisfaction of feeling you in her pussy. You must fuck her in the ass because it is the worst possible tease in the world for her. She feels your dominant cock pounding her and pumping her anus full of hot cum, but she doesn’t achieve her grand objective of getting your babies. She will become the most submissive, dirty super-slore for you if you carrot-dangle penetrative sex with her. Plate her with anal and blowjobs, but never the PIV. This also gives her the ultimate plausible deniability if ever questioned or confronted. ‘We never had sex!’ Or to herself ‘well that was anal so it didn’t count as cheating.’
The only time it is appropriate to do PIV is after she has begged, session after session, to feel you inside her, that you bust a massive load in her and create a cuckspawn. She will have become so sexually degraded by you at this point that even if her current BB leaves her, she won’t come to you for support. She will find a new BB. The risk here is yours to take.
Why bother if you aren’t fucking her pussy you ask? Well the answer is easy. You have other plates for that, and you just don’t give a fuck because you are the shit.
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Sir, you’re exhibiting symptoms of subconscious homoerotic feelings. Please be advised that help is possible, but under no circumstances, must you act out your latent urges. Please seek help immediately.
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i don’t have time for her to enema before i fuck her every time
plus this is just dumb nasty shit
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I make it a point to not ad hominem our fellow brothers here so forgive this exception. WHY IN THE FUG would you patrol for married women? That’s F-ed up. It’s a narcissistic, petty endeavor. Think of all the lives you could destroy in your selfish pursuit.
Do you know what separates us from the rest of the world? Our sense of community, our sense of the big picture. Adulterers in my opinion, should at a minimum be outcasts, let alone suffer the same fate as pedos.
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“Dear Penthouse, I don’t normally write letters like this…”
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If she really wants your kid, she can transfer your seed where she wants it. Then, it’s paternity suit city. Wrap it up every time, or take your chances.
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A good explanation if the baby comes out brown.
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Ugg, m0dz, one more time
I make it a point to not ad hominem our fellow brothers here so forgive this exception. WHY IN THE FUG would you patrol for mar-ried women? That’s F-ed up. It’s a narcissistic, petty endeavor. Think of all the lives you could destroy in your selfish pursuit.
Do you know what separates us from the rest of the world? Our sense of community, our sense of the big picture. Adult-er-ers in my opinion, should at a minimum be outcasts, let alone suffer the same fate as pedos.
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Bucky I do not understand this moralizing drivel. Perhaps you’ve been cucked by the j00z
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No, I just have integrity
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Moralizing drivel?
No, fool… YOU’VE been debased by said kikes, who NEVER fail to want to defile the goyim.
Since WHEN did the Sanhedrin encourage moral behavior, ESPECIALLY to the goyim?
Fuck off, you useful stooge… you Sanhedrin company man…
You fairy.
If I where CH, that COMPLETELY ASININE snark attempt to cover your butthurt would get you a lifetime ban.
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anon “No, I just have integrity” was me Bucky
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Agreed, I fooled around with a chick who was a widow a few times, I felt super shitty. I also feel a twinge of guilt for chicks who cooked for me.
Now, divorced cougars and millennial carousel riders. Fuck no, them bitches are beyond salvation.
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Real cautionary tale, my old wingman buddy was a childhood friend. We had staggering success and zero moral compunction. He eventually hooked up with a fucked in the head waitress who he ended up choking and getting a domestic battery charge from. And I hooked up with a borderline personality gold-digger nightmare who I gave up a dream job for.
If you lie down with dogs you’ll end up with fleas sooner or later. All of the “boring” nice girls I cheated on and ghosted for one of the most unstable women I’ve ever met. If you stare too long into the abyss eventually it stares back into you.
Caveat emptor and shit.
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Ok this is some thing really I do understand. My opinion (and other women I know) actualy think so male strippers are disgusting. Let me to explain.
Stripping seems like very feminine thing,, if I see one man stripper I could say in objective way he has good body but I will think so the act is funny. I am not strange for thinking that because I was talkeing about Magic Mike movie with friends and how gay they seem like,, the men. We was all in agreement. A man behaveing in female sexual way (like slowley removeing clothes) is one of the more cringe/gay things ever.
[CH: american women are becoming less feminine. this is why “gay-seeming men” don’t repulse women like they used to.]
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Really do not** understand I was meaning to say.
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This is example. (Warning,, the more of you will probabley not like to look it.)
It is one of the more homo erotic things I have looked. Women are not aroused very visualy like are men. So I do not think that things is for the more female audience. Only I can guess why they take lots of sex at hen partys,, desparate women, macho attitude etc.
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we could’ve done with this video
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*without. . .
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I was in Chippendales back in the 80’s. I knew someone who had a friend who worked there, they were both normal but he said that 1/2 of those male strippers were homos. They don’t allow men in during the shows but we knew people and got in. It was the usual yelling grabbing females who were horny as hell after the show and you could easily get one to fuck or blow you if you choose. Inside though I’d say there was no sex (perhaps this happens more at private parties) because the owners are always worried about their liquor licenses and NYC was strict. In fact, those female topless dancing places at the time did not have liquor licenses because they didn’t permit liquor in these places. It’s funny because in the country they pretty much did as they wanted.
Even Studio 54 did not have a liquor license until their lawyer the sleezebag Roy Cohn pulled a few strings.
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>Women are not aroused very visualy like are men.
THIS fucking rumor NEEDS to stop!!
FUCK YEAH they are!
They can HAMSTERWHEEL better to also spread it for an alpha fat bastard or sleazy slimeball, but proper guns get the motor oiled VERY MUCH faster and better.
[CH: women are visually aroused, but not in the same way men are visually aroused. there’s both a qualitative and quantitative difference between the sexes regarding this particular arousal mechanism.]
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Women are ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY visually aroused.
This is why dick pics work. I have had more than one girl come into the gym and I used to teach the boxing class with no shirt on and they looked at me like a piece of meat. Like a half swoon.
Besides my personal anecdotes, they have SCIENCE! where they show women depictions of sex (even between animals) and the women register it in their cunts. A flaccid penis doesn’t do it but ANY erection does and any depiction of actual sex does it.
It’s evolution.
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more then half the strippers are spics and niggers so these white girls slobber on the soul pole. then go home and lay a sloppy wet kiss on the groom to be
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My friend has a story about a chick that he was FWB at the time. She calls him up, tells him to come over, she has some news. He gets to her place and she says that she is getting married soon. so she blows him and sends him on his way…true story, the guy is not a BSer
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Like Jussie Smolett. Prison isnt even a good punishment for him because he gets all teh d1ck he wahnts.
Send him to the cotton plantation!
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Actually, he has to go back.
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Chastity belt for the win??
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“[CH: american women are becoming less feminine. this is why “gay-seeming men” don’t repulse women like they used to.]”
You may be onto something. But if that’s the case, why all this advice to “alpha it up”? Why bother, if it’s no longer necessary to pull chicks?
[CH: because the prime directive can be marginally corrupted but it can’t be wholesale abolished.]
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Because “pulling chicks” is not the goal of life.
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Sloot tell 101: Too much eye makeup…trying to hide the past…or the crayzy…or both
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if you treat a woman like a human being, she’ll treat you like an animal
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Older saying: “Treat your whores like women, and women like whores.”
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I’m pretty sure this is via the viking Parscale, who should really be Trump’s right hand:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf
Pretty creative shiv for a 404 page
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We must support Jussie so that others who haven’t been attacked will have the courage to come forward
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Im surprised that they didn’t break out that “you must bulllieve” crap yet
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Can confirm. In my youth (18-23) I had the (miss)fortune of a well toned stature and proximity to hellsmouth (LA).
I was a competitive athlete and had a couple of part time gigs that put me in the mix of the hedonistic and degenerate ‘scene’ that was hollywood and the like.
I was also super niave and perpetually broke. Luckily, however, my sports and preference for other pursuits kept me out of the swamp. So no penthouse letters or weinstein stains.
But I did see enough of this stuff to affirm that women – especiallly monied, are just terrible predatory abusive sloots.
I was a third-tier model, briefly. I’m not tall so I couldnt do any real work, but had several teammates who did modeling as well and I would get pulled into some of their ‘projects’.
I did one chippendales kinda thing, one private party hen thing, and I did a handful of ‘promotional talent’ events lol.
The bride to be at the hen party propositioned me from the getgo. Kept at it all night as she got more drunk. Grabbed my junk and mauled on me at every opportunity, eventually flat out begging me to take her into the back yard ‘behind those bushes’ and bang her out. Safe to say that my outfit had no pockets for condoms either. And these were the aids years.
At the other events I was repeatey grabbed – hands in pants, over pants, up shirt (oh they love ‘abs’), ass grabbed, pulled toward them, kissed, and verbally raped lol.
I’d like to say the faggots were worse but they were actually more empathetic, even kind in their own sick way. Maybe puffs know that they are always subject to the laws of the fist so they have to behave. Though they do talk a lot of shit.
But in all, a massive redpill experience of female naked hindbrain. Though it would take another 20 years to understand that AWALT and those same women were all some other chad’s ‘good girl’ when they got home.
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My wife and I didn’t do bachelor/bachelorette parties. We got married alone in the woods. Just a minister and one witness, not family.
That’s how you know a girl loves you. Remember, the bigger the wedding, the shakier the marriage.
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Remember, the bigger the wedding, the shakier the marriage.
that is stone cold marriage advise
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^^^^^World Class kkk0mmentary on this subthread.
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Agree with this^ We had no ‘last fling’ parties either. Tasteful and modest ceremony and reception.
As a dating/engaged couple we had a laugh at all the gaudy, overdone weddings we had been invited to, and agreed ‘we’re NOT doing what they did’. It seemed like it was an arms race of tackiness.
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Agreed. As I told a colleague, imagine if instead of spending that money on a single party that you won’t actually enjoy, you used it as a down payment on a house.
Of course, she went with the big wedding. As you probably guessed, she rode the carousel for quite a while first.
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^^^^^Moar World Class kkk0mmentary
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big w3ddings aren’t for a m@rr!age, they are a party in the honor of the br!de.
if yours wants one, find another br!de. Attention whores want these big productions
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Plot twist: “They were insistent that I let the bride-to-be suck my dick. I mean, I’m gay and could not have been less turned on.”
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OT: I play some co-ed sports (I thought it would be a good way to meet women. Spoiler: it isn’t, unless you really like 5’s and below) and one of the chicks (a 5 if I’m drunk) is showing us her tinder. She had 250 matches on that thing and she claimed that was just this year (ie two months). 250 for a fat, ugly, chick.
It was eye opening in a way. I first thought “Guys, we can’t be drooling over shit girls like this” but fuck that. Let the competition shoot for 5’s. What it means is it’s really only worth your time to be hitting on the really hot chicks.
So now we got 5’s acting like they are 8’s because of this shit though. So might as well only hit on 8’s.
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>>>>> “So now we got 5’s acting like they are 8’s because of this shit though.”
When K-Selection degenerates into R-Selection, the top 20% of dudes get 80% of the p00ntang.
The scale is badly non-linear, so from the non-linear point of view, the 5s might very well be almost 8s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_distribution
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old school red pill from a from a high school buddies grandfather
“your gonna sh!+ on her or she’s GOING TO sh!+ on you”
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https://www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6729845/amp/Male-lion-dies-Knowsley-Safari-Park-Merseyside-attack-females.html?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-6729845%2FMale-lion-dies-Knowsley-Safari-Park-Merseyside-attack-females.html
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What do you expect? On the other hand there’s a substantial selection bias here.
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My wife accomplished nothing slore 24 years ago. I know because I paid the stripper that the cunt-of-dishonor booked to be late, then cancel. We treated him at the club so we could listen to him call and fake sick. Then I called my bride to check on her, and listen to her complain, so I could suggest she and the girls start a fire in the fireplace and snuggle.
I closed the flue earlier that day.
The next morning the wedding dress smelled of wood smoke. It was great later: like we’d gone camping! 🙂 Don’t tell her: she still thinks that the disaster was entirely accidental.
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More sloreification linked in the article above^
’16 Women On The Most Insane Thing They’ve Seen At A Bachelorette Party’
1. Bear costume?
I don’t know, I left when the guy in the bear suit got his dick out.
[H2B: sure you did, honey]
2. “Former male stripper”
I was a former male stripper. Bachelorette parties are, by far, way worse than bachelor parties. There’s nothing hornier than a stay at home mother when she gets an opportunity to hang out with her friends, drink, and have some random stripper rub up all over her….just saying….from experience…
9. Arts and crafts
Carved penises out of giant cucumber using only out teeth. The cucumber penises were then judged, the most realistic won.
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I wouldn’t know. Mine gave me two sons before I put a ring of intent on it, and the wedding isn’t until the end of this year… at my income I need the tax bennies.
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‘Do we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?’.
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And I foolishly took careers in military and tech…
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My dad told me of i wasent making the money i make id be making money off bitches like a nigger
Lollllllzzzzzllooollllzzzz
There might of been a hint of pride im the rebuke
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My wife pretty much tteats me as God
So yea
Went ocean looking for boat
Nobody would take a white dude out lol
Scared id get an ouchy
There was only slight sprinkleing no real rain
Anyway this dude like hey
I go over we end up hanging on this taught with 4 engineering for few hours talking
It was relaxing up and down up and down
Dude kept saying how great we were lol
As my wife Fed me fruit
Thumbs up good good good
Like Amazed at power level
I got over my bitch
Cool dude
I guess he said American dude owned the boat
Tell little dude Herlino males right loves studies up can buy one in a year
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Yaught with 4 engines
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Told little dude he makes right moves can buy one in year of work
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It only 30 something k used so less really
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Introvert wife refused a bachelorette party. Did some spa thing with her mother and got their nails done. Bachelor party got rip roaring drunk, everyone crashed at my house. First memory the next afternoon was wife looking over the mess of us. Without a word she goes to make ham/PB&J sandwiches, put out a bowl of chips, and then left us alone to watch TV and sober up. Still married 15+ years later, with a crop of great blue eyed kids. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
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