Post title courtesy of Trevor Goodchild. (I laughed)
Fauxcahontas is back in the news. She secretly hired a university geneticist (aka a Democrat) to sample her DNA (which was done privately in case the result wasn’t what she wanted). She wished to confirm for the world and for Goad Emperor Trump that she was, indeed, American Indian and thus eligible for affirmative action bennies. Trump had successfully goaded Warren into desperately seeking external validation.
Aaaaaaaaand, the envelope please….
99.8% White European!
0.2% Wigwam (best estimation)
Except even that 0.2% is misleading, as it turns out the analysis didn’t test for Native American DNA (it used samples from Peru, Mexico, and Colombia, a very loose genetic proxy for, say, the Cherokee that Elizabeth Warren has claimed for herself).
(A wag over at Sailer’s teepee calls her “Picohontas”.)
Warren has been lying about her heritage since she could move her lips, and this “revelation” is no different. The very readable Sean Davis amply documents Warren’s lies, in a series of twats:
Every Time Elizabeth Warren Has Lied About Her Native American Heritage:
(Thread)
1. Elizabeth Warren self-identified as a “Native American” in the The Association of American Law Schools Directory of law professors in every edition printed between 1986 -1995.
2. After becoming a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, Warren demanded the University change her faculty listed ethnicity from “white” to “Native American.”
3. Warren was identified by Harvard Law as a “woman of color.” Harvard promoted Warren’s hire as expanding their campus diversity by hiring a woman with “minority background” onto their faculty.
4. Here is video of Warren telling this story: “My mom and dad were very much in love and they wanted to get married. My father’s parents said ‘Absolutely not because she’s part Cherokee and Delaware.’ After fighting it they eloped.”
5. Warren submitted multiple recipes for the Indian cookbook “Pow Wow Chow” and signed her name, “Elizabeth Warren – Cherokee”
LMAO thank you Trump for pushing your enemies into making one own-goal after another!
6. Warren used offensive, racially charged language to defend her claims of Native American heritage, declaring that her family had “high cheekbones” like “all the Indians do.”
Here is video of that moment. [ed: missing numbers 7 and 8 in the series of tweets]
9. Warren’s DNA report did not measure actual Native American DNA. The report actually measured Colombian, Mexican and Peruvian DNA. Of which Warren *may* have a tiny, tiny fraction – possibly.
FYI the Cherokees don’t recognize Warren’s claims to American Indian heritage either.
Bonus lulz, Warren has less Indian DNA than the average White American. There’s a chance Trump has more Indian DNA than Warren!
Naturally, Trump is dog-piling on Picohontas in his Twatter feed (too funny that these Trump tweets will be archived for posterity).
Pocahontas (the bad version), sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren, is getting slammed. She took a bogus DNA test and it showed that she may be 1/1024, far less than the average American. Now Cherokee Nation denies her, “DNA test is useless.” Even they don’t want her. Phony!
Thank you to the Cherokee Nation for revealing that Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is a complete and total Fraud!
She owes the country an apology. What is the percentage? 1/1000th?
TRUMP says he will only pay 1 million dollars to charity for Warren if he can test her personally: “I will only do it if I can test her personally. That will not be something that I enjoy doing”
Everyone’s getting in on the mockery! It’s a party! Or should I say, powwow.
Trump should drop a nuke on shitlib egos and tweet “All these libs defending Fauxcahontas, sudden believers in DNA evidence. But I thought they said race was a social construct? BWA HAHAHA.”
Reality: White shitlibs are the BIGGEST SECRET BELIEVERS in the relevance of race and racial identifiers like DNA and genealogy. This is why they push idiotic ideas like “race is a social contruct”; they’re trying to run away from their own illicit thoughts, and they want to confuse their mortal enemies, the RealtalkWhites.
Warren is a liar who used her false claim of Indian blood (greater than what the average White American possesses) to get into Ivy League schools and boost her career prospects as a “nonWhite minority”. She exploited a shitty system for her own shitty selfish reasons.
What I love most about this fauxcahontas real time satire is how it utterly undermines the whole corrupt affirmative action system and anti-racism agitprop in one fell swoop. “So, wait, race IS real and I can game the system by claiming 0.2% nonwhite blood?” This rotten house of cards is close to falling down. If Warren can claim oppressed minority status with 0.2% redman DNA, then everyone can leverage the background noise in DNA tests to angle for freebies from academia and the government. In fact, everyone should do this, because it will cause the scheme to collapse from too many claimants on limited reserves.
PS One more visual shiv:
psst “Colombia”
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Her actual Indian name is Sitting Bullshit…
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this is just another example of how delusional leftists are.
She believed and still believes she’s injun just as much as Ford Blazer believes she was raped bc a 17 yo boy got drunk and fell on top of her onto a bed for about 5 seconds.
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Men have an X chromosome.
That means men are 50x more female than Warren is Indian.
Believe all men or mysoginist.
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omfg lol
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Warren is just following federal regulations. If she says she’s an Injun, she is, according to the federal government. Our host could declare that he is actually African American and poof, he now is.
There is no requirement to prove race or ethnicity beyond identifying as such
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Well, since the Cherokees do not recognize her claim, I suggest somebody who has or can afford it deed her a 10 ‘by 10’ plot of forest as tribal land, on the condition that she go and live there. A tribe of one.
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She agonized over her heritage entailing a wigwam or a teepee, but she was merely too tense.
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The Cherokee Nation has expressed reservations regarding her claim.
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That is gold. Golf clap.
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I thought the too tense (two tents) jest was a bit meatier. 😉
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[…] Elizabeth “Little Rounding Error” Warren […]
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The Onion was here years ago:
https://www.theonion.com/man-whos-1-16th-irish-proud-of-his-irish-heritage-1819566441
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Oh by the way, Finalnders have – on average – high cheekbones. This most likely correllated, Asian genes. Except that some thousands of years in a cold climate meant genes for whiteness won out. Need that Vitamin D.
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The average American white has amerind monkey DNA? Gross.
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No wonder I like the “fire water” so much!!
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Bwahahahahahhahahahaha. I too enjoy Fire Water, oakie.
The only difference is we don’t go apeshit under it’s influence, then decide to go gamble.
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Even the .2% “Indian” in most Euros is probably really from the Central Asian peoples that American Indians descended from.
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you clearly don’t know what an average is
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So you disagree? Because Trump and the NYT say the same thing.
But keep being a try-hard faggot.
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I didn’t know she had claimed her parents’ marriage was forbidden because of her racial heritage. That to me is the most serious red flag–it’s an absolute lie, given the facts on the ground here that she herself just proved. She’s now just plain ol’ making nonsensical shit up a la Hillary or Dr. Christine Fraud.
Honestly, what is it with left-wing women and just blatantly and badly lying like this?
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I attended a political function and at the afterparty was subjected to an anti-white-male this tirade from a white Woman with a nice education and various sorts of privileges.
She claimed that her mother was black. It was kinda insane.
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Squaw make um heap big mistake.
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So, an indian, a n!gger, and a jew walk into a bar…
nah, it’s just Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal, and Ivanka Trump.
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And the bartender says “GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!”
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“You know the rules…No Injuns.”
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‘game on tiny’
that s(kank) daniels has more comedic sense than the entire ((challahwood))
[CH: no she doesn’t. that line was probably scripted for her by the creepy porn lawyer]
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No one knows if GEOTUS is “tiny”. Only Stormy Cumbucket SAYS he is. How do we know she is not a HE? Or a XIR? Or a “tranny-many”?? See, it’s all hearsay!
[CH: tabloid fodder from the 80s contains innuendo from Trump’s past lovers that he is well-endowed. let’s just say stormy daniels-avenatti isn’t an unbiased third party.]
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Besides, a scorned woman always goes for the usual “small penis” tactics as their last or next-to-last resort.
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Pretty much like the alt-R allies on this forum, when they’ve been bitch-slapped.
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Greg, are you a woman? Did Mendo’s joke smack your amygdala a bit and then you projected your malice (born of feeling scorned) onto your alt-R allies, who you love to bitch-slap so much. I am fairly new to this forum and I like it here but you are most tiresome xir.
It is so easy to see your schtick.
Most people ignore you except for Camara and Carlos and Carlos’ sockpuppet, but I had to fucken chime in. I’m TIRED, GAWDAMMIT!
Put a sock in it!
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“…I can assure you, there’s no problem there.”
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Yet another county reports in, go figger.
Suffering in silence all this time but JUST HAD TO CHIME IN now. Return to your stoic stance of marked restraint, that suits you clowns better.
No need for me to put a sock in it, youse yeggs got THAT laundry covered.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Most people ignore you except for Camara and Carlos and Carlos’ sockpuppet, but I had to fucken chime in.
Judging by responses to posts, most people ignore Ping Pong’s odd YouTube clips.
Credit where due, though… at least you acknowledged his use of the dweebstreep sock, the most obvious one.
Jury is still out on the others… YOU now included, since you found it SO necessary to chime in on a remark that had nothing to do with you, nor anyone ’round chere of honest intent.
And for the record, mendo was making a comment, not a joke.
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The truth comes in blows Auntie Eliot. When will you finally take the hint? None of these people are sock puppies but you insist on it to keep your gig with whoever pays you to live here and drive people away. You ruin this board and keep good commenters away.
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I’m pretty sure the sock puppet reference was ironic but that doesn’t suit your purposes so you pretend it is real.
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Yes Carlos reads the irony.
Mendo’s “comment” was a joke on scorned women.
By the way, Greg, you never answered my original question which is, “Are you a woman?”.
I find it telling that you obfuscated around that yes or no question but amply responded to the rest of my query.
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Ah, yes, here I am with my great powers, driving people away…
The only ones stinking up the place are you and clowns like you who just can’t do much besides whine about Eliot and post half-assed YouTube CT videos that get ignored… which then gets your collective goats even further and so you continue to lash out.
Hell, you’re too stupid to realize that your dweebstreep alter ego SELF ADMITTED being a sock the other day, when Ironsides took him to task.
And the truly ironic part is that you/he whining that, if more people spoke out against me, there wouldn’t be any need for a sock.
THAT was a confession for the ages, let me tell you.
Still (((shakin’ it))) over that one.
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I’m pretty sure the sock puppet reference was ironic but that doesn’t suit your purposes so you pretend it is real.
I see, amongst your other deficiencies, self-awareness is on the list.
The only irony here is this latest statement of yours, and it’s a ton-weight.
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4% of my DNA is Neanderthal, but I’ve never claimed I was an Neanderthal!
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But the Left will call you a Neanderthal just the same.
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@nc ….yeah, your Neanderthal DNA makes you a HUMAN being, as opposed to being merely an African.
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Poor Microhontas.
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There is another smaller but important story here too.
Incompetent, completely out-of-touch political advisors.
These guys still don’t get it. They DON”T CONTROL the narritive anymore. They are not geniuses and never were. It’s EASY to think your a genius and look like a political genius when the entire media is on your side and controlling spin.
Some advisor told her to do this, factr this issue “head on” thinking that they could control the spin and the narritivee, and it just completely fell apart.
I am REALLY starting to get super-optimistic about this election cycle, which is saying a lot, becuase Obama Jr. is running for govornor down here and this has me in near panic.
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Spot on Sir! The narrative is so wide spread now that there may be multiple people holding the ball and directing people’s thoughts and opinions. From Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson to blogs to some guy running a private FB invite only page. There are so many ways to find out the news and opinions. That to think one person or thinker is in control of it all is wishful thinking.
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Spot on Sir! The narrative is so wide spread now that there may be multiple people holding the ball and directing people’s thoughts and opinions. From Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson to blogs to some guy running a private FB invite only page. There are so many ways to find out the news and opinions. That to think one person or thinker is in control of it all is wishful thinking.
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Also this photo
pic.twitter.com/M4MZ1iC8rj
— (((IsraelMatzav))) (@IsraelMatzav) October 16, 2018
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“Reserves”. I see what you did there.
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Pocahontisima
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Pocahontita
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Pocahontissimal
[CH: pocatomic]
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Omg that “soup” recipe sounds dreadful
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Right? Just reading it made me nauseous.
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Warren-Dolezal Scale
1: willing to betray your own white ancestors for admission at an elite college and corporate job opportunities. Still married a white man to have children.
5: Charlize Theron: betrays her own folks for a Hollywood career. No children. Even though father is killed by a black she Adopts a niglette.
10 Rachel Dolezal: betrays her own white identity and folks, gets job as s black working for the NAACP, dreadlocks, perma-Tan, Biological niglette implanted in womb.
Where are your favorite traitors on the Warren-Dolezal Scale?
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Obama has to win. His mother is blonde ffs… and he masquerades as a nog.
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re: Theron
if memory serves, her mom killed her betaschlub dad, in front of Charlize
terrible folk, westhajnalians
not quite as terrible as the mongoloids, not by much
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Theron’s dad was an alcoholic and mom shot him, supposedly in self-defense.
Let’s try to get our stories straight, yeggs.
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Even better. Moms shot the Dad.
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I really like how this turned out for Elizabeth.
And like a few commenters here I’m very surprised she didn’t get away with it. I mean it All blew up in her very white face. There was the math error that made it at 10 generations she was 1 / 1024 Indian. Those kinds of basic math errors have been all over climate change journalism for years nobody would challenge. But now bam! we have someone who actually got them to correct the story.
It’s also interesting that people but 2 and 2 together and realized that what that DNA test really was saying is she’s 1023 / 1024 white. Which is very white.
Also she is from Oklahoma a state founded on land runs that began around the mid 1800s. Which is at best 5 or so generations back. If her supposed ancestor was 10 generations back that would imply being Indian somewhere else in the world not in Oklahoma as there were no white people in what would become Oklahoma at that time.
Also what is extremely odd is she claims a great grandmother (or some great mother) was Indian. If that were the case then she would have Mitochondrial DNA which would be a Haplogroup associated with North American Indians. Mitochondrial DNA is only passed via mothers. So it would be the most straightforward to show she was Indian. I’m willing to bet serious money she tried that but it came up all White. That’s why this Statistical DNA scam was used.
And another thing Modern Humans, by the same DNA statistical method, have 1 to 4 percent of Neanderthal DNA in them. This means that she has 10 to 40 Times as much Neanderthal in her DNA as American Indian.
Which explains those high cheekbones better, and her being attractiveness challenged.
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It’s probably a shred of Siberian DNA.
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Finngolian trace elements.
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Smuggled in inside a Swedish forebear whose mediaeval ancestor got a visit from Santa one dark night in Lappland?
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Some Yellow Troll in a kayak.
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She was screwed, her lies are on record and the Cherokee, shitskin victims that they are, were glad to throw the white bitch under the bus.
She wasn’t going to be president anyway. Shitlibs I’ve talked to like her but don’t think she’s cut out for it. Bernie and fucking creatura Kamala Harris are ahead in polls.
Also TIL she has streetshitter grandkids.
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Modern humans? Only whites and asians. Not africans
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Pocahontas (the bad one)
hahaha…friggin’ priceless.
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My dad told me I was a slap-a-ho. That’s why I have a penchant for having my hair pulled and being roughed-up a little in the sack.
[CH: “my dad”. whoo boy.]
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More like a Schmohawk.
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I see what you did there *thumbs up*
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There is so much winning by Trump at the moment that I’m going to have to take something for my erection to go down. First is fauxcohantis Warren being 1/1024th native american, then Stormy Daniels loosing her court case and him effectively getting a refund from a hooker he never paid for sex for. Then the Washington Post telling the world that Donald Trump is the most honest politician in American history. Plus the economy plus his approval ratings plus getting Kavanaugh on the Bench plus the 60 minutes interview from sunday. It’s too much winning!
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Warren stumbled into the kill box. After Illegal Immigration, Affirmative Action is the one topic that really gets under white’s skin. Better yet, she is white which means she is fair game for everyone. She will be the perfect vector for whites to go after AA because while they are talking about her, they really are talking about are the Obama’s.
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So true.
She’s stumbled into minefield and she’s bouncing from plate to plate, trip wire to tripwire and booby trap to booby trap.
All credibility shredded.
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This is two of the greatest days vanquishing enemies most people could have in their life, but for Trump it’s “Tuesday”
Day 1: Nefarious liar and contract violator Stormy Daniels ordered to pay Trumps atty fee’s
Day 2: The Great Reveal. That could actually be Warrens tribe name…
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Not unrelated:
Hillary van crashes into parking garage column.
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look at how much security Clinton had jeezzz
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Looks like it was scrubbed?
Figures.
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Somebody was hitting the sauce a little too much. Was Hillary driving for old times sake?
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Trumps initial response to a reporters question was “Who cares?” He is living in her head with a couple of free (to him) jokes, causing her to go to the expense of this idiotic stunt (you have to watch the campaign ad that accompanied her announcement for full effect – she actually spent serious money, since I caught it on YouTube as an ad). He is a shit lord genius.
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These DNA tests are only accurate to within 2%. So anything less than 2% you can discard as statistical noise. Even at the most generous interpretation, putting Elizabeth Warren at 6 generations removed, that is only 1.5% DNA… well within the realm statistical noise. Her DNA results say absolutely diddly squat about her having Native Indian heritage. Even with the most positive spin possible.
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Who made this? 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YoxaFbvJhU
— Red Pill is 1024/1024th white (@rektredpill) October 16, 2018
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I see someone stole my idea… but that’s okay, it was meant to be shared. 😉
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What inquiring minds TRULY want to know is how on earth did the CIA’s Division of Meme-Snuffing let THIS one get through?
(the spirit of Joey Ramone calls out from the grave)
The CIA took my memes all away,
They took ’em away…
They took ’em away…
I’m gonna go ask the president
To see if he knows where my memes all went!
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“was blind, but now I see”
no more shall you
be known as “nondenominational”
I dub thee:
“alphabet soup GE”
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YET ANOTHER oink mystic utterance that requires interpretation, go figger.
Christ gets to speak in parables, mensch… you’re gonna have to be more lucid if you want to get a message across.
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I went to bank to get loan for house in 20’s
they were like we do not discriminate on race religion bla bla bla
then the chick was like are you native American?
im like no why
she like you can get a better deal or what not lower rates I guess
yea im relate to Mahomed give me muh stuff
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which means im prob related to muh jesus to right?
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anscestors build colleges and universities that stand today want muh piece of that too
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maybe we supposed to actually ancestor worship maybe those tough motherfuckers from back in day who told Indians I come to you unafraid and shit are what keeps me from getting killed even though by reality I should be dead
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Gunslinger I love your posts, nihilistically cynical as they may be. You actually give me hope.
Someone else CAN see all this. I’m not alone.
Are we schizophrenic if the world really is after us?
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well took like 417 or so incoming rounds on base In Iraq over 2 and half years and only three people died and none of my people
i’m a living miracle
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that’s not counting the other 2 and half years there and kuwait
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I don’t think the world is after me
just at some points people would like to kill me but can’t seem to
or trying to teach me lessons
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if you mean whites the world does not hate whites
if anything this whole thing is probably whites against whites
on the genociding of whites
most the world wants to be as light of skin as posible
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Gunny are you a Marine? I wouldn’t think any less if you weren’t.
In any case, Semper Fi brother.
I agree exactly.
Right now I’m losing my job bc I’m a “Nazi” according to my fellow workers. Must’ve dropped one too many White Pills. And my cousin at home (19, I’ve been taking care of him; deadbeat dad moved away his senior year) turned sociopathic. Literally watching too much television “programming”.
Anyway this isn’t my sob story, this is my test and I fucken love you gunny;
They tried and so far failed to do us in yet. Survive the killshot and ZFG.
I’m actually looking forward to the future, in a sadistic way I never knew I was capable of. And Valhalla, can’t forget Valhalla lies ahead.
Thank you again for motivating me Gunny. God bless you sir.
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I haven’t taken a DNA test but if I turn out to be .00000001 percent Black how many Victim Units do I earn? How many do I have to collect to buy a new TV?
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I am reminded of a Johnny Rebel song:
“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
and Niggers are Black, You know that’s true
But they don’t mind ’cause what the heck,
ya gotta be Black to git a Welfare Check!”
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Lindsay Graham shows some character yet again by announcing he’ll take his own test to see if he has more Native American heritage than her.
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(((Diane Feinstein))): “I think I just ruined the midterms for the Dems.
Lizzie “Chief Shaky Fist” Warren: “Hold my fire water!
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That soup sounds f*cking disgusting. Oats and Tomatoes?
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Best part was his intitial “who cares?”
After all the years that he put her through this and made her take that stupid test?
“Who cares?”
One of the funniest things I’ve seen him do.
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-16/4chan-sparks-mass-triggering-npc-meme-twitter-responds-ban-hammer
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It would be interesting to find out whether the tiny Native American ancestry is from her father’s side (Y chromossome) or her mother’s side (mitocondrial DNA). That is easy to ascertain, and was notably missing in the press-releases.
Her story about their parents “eloping” because her MOTHER was allegedly part indian would become hilarious if it turns out the ancestry is from her father. That would mean her mother is actually as white and “native american-free” in her ancestry as science can tell.
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My son is 1/32 Indian – all distaff side, the mitochondria would check out.
But. sadly, nobody offers him a university teaching job.
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My sons are 1/4 Pacific Islander (Chamorro), but look like Vikings, with blonde and red hair, respectively. They be ‘pass’n’ as white, should have had them check the minority box.
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Isn’t there a nice island in the South Pacific you could go to, and take your sons with.
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The Hillary van crashed inside a building – but the bomb didn’t go off, thank goodness.
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[…] this over at The Chateau, and it was too good not to […]
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