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A reader needs Game advice (for a friend, natch):

So you meet this girl. Very pretty & seems to be going well so far – albeit short time. Then she sends you this photo of her new manicure. Thoughts? Pull eject lever? Asking for a friend.

The photo was sent unsolicited, so he could see her new nails. It’s her left hand; her thumb is on the right.

I’ve decided to turn this reader’s quandary into a Test of Your Game post. Put yourself in his position. Pretty girl just sent you the pic above. You got her digits.

What do you do?

Clue: roses are red, violets are blue, palimpsests are nice, but anthroposcopy rules.

I’ll post below the best answers from commenters. Stay sharp!

PS If you can gauge a woman’s character, you can Game her with customized material. Solve the clue, and you’ll have more insight into her needs, wants, and desires than a man should be legally allowed to have.

389 Responses to “A Test Of Your Game: You Got Her Digits. Now What?”

  1. desertoakie says:

    I’d reply: “your fingers are a tad fat”

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    • desertoakie says:

      Or: “how many Ozzy Osbourne concerts have you been to?”

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      • trav777 says:

        high digit ratio = she’s going to be rational, good at math, and dislike other women. I use this routine all the time on dates

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      • dropdeadfred says:

        This hand belongs to a gender fluid, doctor-assigned-male, pan sexual transracial non-binary unicorn.

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        Hey Trav777,

        I have replied in the previous post to your typically moronic, know-nothing, soiled-diaper response to one of my comments.

        My response includes a non-KB-tough-guy challenge to you.

        When the comment gets out of mod, you might like to see if you are up to it, that is, if you can get time away from your career as a special secret fighter pilot, or as a professional BJJ fighter (as you have recently told us, where? when? how? is there any such thing?) or your career working as a published professional satirist (that was another recent claim right?), or if the lusty, dusky women of 10,000 boudoirs and international billionaire nightclubs who crave your essence will release you from the heavy burden you face of having to constantly service them, or… some other piece of the unstoppable flow of KB bullshit that you regularly produce here.

        Just out of curiosity, how many faces do you see when you look into the mirror in the morning?

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      • plumpjack says:

        VD, you left out certified advanced open water diver.

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      • Kris says:

        What does Trav777 use for birth control? His personality.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Youze yeggs hadn’t oughta mess with trav… we KNOW he’s a bad man, ’cause he told us so himself.

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    • Those hands are flat-out ugly. What is it with the lack of taper and the amount of flesh around the nail? That is the finger equivalent of cankles.

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    • Clydesdale says:

      Uh, with that digit ratio, make sure “she”‘s not packin’ more than you bargained for…

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      • trav777 says:

        i’d probably make some comment about how she must have needed to add 2+3 or something to neg her as she should tend to be better at math. I pulled digit ratio at my engineering school reunion one year and every mfing girl at the table had hands like this. Then make some kinda comment about where she parked her broomstick to get home.

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    • Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM) says:

      thirty 30 years oldz = cat ladiesz!! da gbfm penned a song celebrating the age at which womenz hit da wallszz! 30!!!

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    • da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo says:

      The feminist movement
      was created to transfer a woman’s loyalty
      from her husband, children, and traditional church
      to the state, corporation, and CEO
      When they conquered the West
      They took the women in butthetxings sessions
      and taped it secretly
      They tore down all the statues and art
      Deconstructed the Great Books for men
      Taught the women to abort for sport
      They created feminism
      To fill the university department
      With a dumbed-down harem
      Where they would rule supreme
      Via sexual harrassment of your future wife
      Who they debuached and defiled
      And programmed to divorce you
      They left the church and univeristy standing
      So that beta cucks and white knight tradcons
      Woulde defend the desouled insitutions
      Which now opposed the very precepts
      They had been created to exalt
      Science became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Religion became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Art became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Philosophy became anything the Eskimo said it was
      And the silly beta cucks defended that desouled
      Science Religion, Art, Philosophy, University, and Church
      unto their embarrassing virtue-signaling deaths.
      With their epitaph
      “While our fathers the Vikings and Pilgrims and SCots
      fought for Freedom
      We traded it all away
      For a paltry, butthext-fed-inflated 401K
      zlzlzozozlzol

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    • da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo says:

      The feminist movement
      was created to transfer a woman’s loyalty
      from her husband, children, and traditional church
      to the state, corporation, and CEO
      When they conquered the West
      They took the women in butthetxings sessions
      and taped it secretly
      They tore down all the statues and art
      Deconstructed the Great Books for Menzlozoz
      Taught the women to abort for sport
      They created feminism
      To fill the university department
      With a dumbed-down harem
      Where they would rule supreme
      Via sexual harrassment of your future wife
      Who they debuached and defiled
      And programmed to divorce you
      So as to transfer your worth and wealth
      to the falled lawyers of da statesz
      They left the church and univeristy standing
      So that beta cucks and white knight tradcons
      Woulde defend the desouled insitutions
      Which now opposed the very precepts
      They had been created to exalt
      Science became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Religion became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Art became anything the Eskimo said it was
      Philosophy became anything the Eskimo said it was
      And the silly beta cucks defended that desouled
      Science Religion, Art, Philosophy, University, and Church
      unto their embarrassing virtue-signaling deaths.
      With their epitaph
      “While our fathers the Vikings and Pilgrims and SCots
      fought for Freedom
      We traded it all away
      For a paltry, butthext-fed-inflated 401K
      zlzlzozozlzol

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  2. Thraex says:

    “you should really clean those crumbs”

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  3. Ben Kurtz says:

    Just a general observation: high-T, given the apparent digit ratio.

    My three leading responses are:

    1. Birthday Cat.
    2. 8=====>~~
    3. nude pix? we barely know each other!

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Gotta scold her for the jigab00 fingernail polish. Betas ask questions, Alphas issue commands.

      YOU: Lose the goth fingernail polish. Get a feminine color.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I don’t know how I’d play the ring-finger/pointer-finger ratio. She was definitely exposed to a lot of T in the womb, so it’s possible that your s0ns by her could be highly intelligent.

        If she puts up a fight about the goth colors, then you could throw that factoid in there for humiliation [“You’ve already got a highly masculine digit ratio, so I’ll be d@mned if I’m gonna be seen in public with you wearing that butch goth bullsh!t”], but I would try to hold off on that little factoid for as long as possible. Maybe forever.

        For now, I’d stick to the color of the fingernail polish, and only bring up the ratio as a [frankly desperate bordering on butthurt] last ditch effort.

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  4. jackofire says:

    Stay away, HighT.

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  5. R says:

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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  6. cukn fapn says:

    “lol so emo”

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  7. Shortest Straw says:

    “Your ring finger is long.”

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  8. Phelps says:

    Does that come with a free ball wax?

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  9. lloydislavian says:

    cut those nails, it’ll hurt you down there

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  10. Danger says:

    i thought fake nails only came in red

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  11. The Judge says:

    CHECK THAT RATIO
    HIGH-T MANOWAR

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  12. Tipsy says:

    Someone stole Alice Cooper’s hand from the wax museum.

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  13. […] A Test Of Your Game: You Got Her Digits. Now What? […]

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  14. BC says:

    (after suitable delay) missing a finger. accident? need ride 2 hosp?

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  15. The Raven says:

    Man jaw

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  16. pussyhunter says:

    Fuck !
    What happened to your nails ?

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  17. Digit ratio in women:
    2D~=4D …feminine
    2D<<4D …

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  18. Elooie says:

    Dick pic?
    non sequitur?
    Birthday cat?
    “So you like getting nailed.” (or some other sexual / finger/hand/color pun

    I’d probably wait several hours to respond as well.

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  19. Danger says:

    Here is one I have actually used to great effect.

    “Dark nails dark soul”

    I didn’t want to share, but eh go ahead and use it, they LOVE it.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

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      • Danger says:

        You’re right, it takes a little adaptivity to unwind if she seems to be good for an LTR.

        If she is actually worthy, then in the future talk about how”dark” means an “aged soul”, or perhaps a terrible experience in a previous life, women love that shit. Then ask her if she has ever experienced anything traumatic.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Well you know me, I’m the one who’s always rooting for the LTRs and the WHITE BUNZ -> WHITE OVEN, and I was assuming that the two of them had a little chemistry going.

        And if there is some budding chemistry, then you hate to ruin it by over-gaming.

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      • Danger says:

        Agree, and plant as many loaves of whole bread as possible.

        He can even use the “Ever experience anything traumatic” question as the path to build comfort while also leading her out of the “dark soul” hamster spinner.

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      • Danger says:

        That should say “loaves of white bread”.

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      • axiom_verge says:

        Most of these types won’t allow anything out of the binary

        ana1 + ghosting (you do it unto her) //
        mind ana1 + ana1 ghosting (performed by her on you)

        They’re machines programmed by nature to either be screwed or screw you

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    • cortesar says:

      dark nails, dark soul
      your asshole is a black hole
      something tells me
      you are burning coal
      I am done with you
      lol

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  20. fightersword says:

    I’d just send her a pic of this

    https://tinyurl.com/y8c6z68d

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  21. Anonymous says:

    Hot topic is hiring.

    [CH: lol]

    Liked by 7 people

  22. Bryan says:

    wait 6 hours….

    “just one color?”

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  23. Philomathean says:

    You have brownish knuckles.

    Cute

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  24. ChunkyMonkey says:

    My reply would be, nice, but you get five fingers in a Kit-Kat.

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  25. t says:

    nice.popular color choice these days

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  26. vanbrah says:

    I find myself hating women even more each day. We let these bloody moronic vapid goofs vote?! Shame on us!

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    • skorzecin150 says:

      Don’t hate on them so much. Sure, they ARE vapid at times, but like coloreds they are children in adult form, and like coloreds they NEED strong leadership.
      It is white society, more accurately white MALE society that allowed this to start, and allows it to continue.

      In our defense, we had a lot of (((help))) in this, but if we, as a group, held frame, this would never have happened.

      i don’t care if women, or coloreds, have “agency”, it’s OUR job to lead, theirs to follow, and if we allowed the script to be (((flipped))), it’s on us as the Captain of the Civilizational Ship.

      Ultimately, it’s where the buck stops.

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    • Agreed, and the bitch brain girly and weak men (which included myself at times) have allowed this situation to propagate. Problem is when you verbally (not physically) put a woman in her place it’s a trap of some sort and there’s always a white knight or government type that comes to the rescue.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Or they throw it back up in your face ten years later and use it as an excuse to either derail the argument about their current mess-up or paint it up like it was REAL abuse.

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  27. ChunkyMonkey says:

    My reply would be, nice, but you get four fingers in a Kit-Kat.

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  28. ApexAlpha says:

    Is this the hand that has launched over a 1000 jizz loads.

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  29. Guenter schultz says:

    “They don’t match”

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  30. Thomasgelt says:

    nice guy finger

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  31. Thug says:

    “I’d nail that…lolzz” or if you really feel a neg is required then “so, you’re a narcissist”

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  32. welcomerain says:

    “Is there something you’d like to tell me?”

    Vague, probably critical, likely to get the hamster spinning.

    Also a good way to find out if THAT’S A MAN, BABY

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  33. Vinnie says:

    no girlfriends to send this to? 😅

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  34. Thomasgelt says:

    nice guy fingers

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  35. Is that your new Kindle/phone/tablet case?

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  36. Oneh ung says:

    Bring ur girl friend and let’s party

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  37. “So how’d you get thru Army Basic… ‘Chelsea’?”

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  38. Anonymous says:

    High-T woman, fraternal twin to a male brother– lots of testosterone exposure in utero. (She has the same stubby index finger as a man.) Reckon how she’ll be (and what you’ll face with her) accordingly.

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  39. Tyrannophallus Maximus says:

    I would text “Bummer”. Not sure what she’s demonstrating because photo is ambiguous, but probably showing something off.

    It’s fun when a girl thinks her text had the opposite effect of what she intended.

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  40. North says:

    I already got your digits.

    U got cute toes

    Don’t take me as tribute

    U got gloves in case I decide to take you out?

    Why are they crooked?

    I had you pegged as a four finger girl

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  41. ace says:

    Send this back

    or

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      In the right circumstances, that could work.

      In the wrong circumstances, though…

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Wha, I thought youze yeggs were against circumcision?

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Dude, I grew up in the B!ble Belt. We’re all circumcised down h’yah.

        That anti-circumcision thang is coming out of the papish chez Le Chateau.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        A small price to pay for putting foot to the debbil’s azz, amirite?

        Deut. 30:6 And the Lord your God will circumcise your heart and the heart of your offspring, so that you will love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul, that you may live.

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  42. Jjdhhd says:

    Where’s the rest?

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  43. Frizzo says:

    Wouldn’t it have been easier to just clean your nails?

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  44. David says:

    Goth is back?

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  45. StevieThe_RealestOne says:

    She’ll fight you physically for fun, fuck on first date, and if you date her, she’ll cheat. In that order. Ha!
    I’d run asshole/aloof game.

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  46. Anonymous says:

    Hey sausage fingers

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  47. >> Just a general observation: high-T, given the apparent digit ratio.
    >> Stay away, HighT.

    ^ CH set this up with the attn to which hand. Yeah, that is a male pattern in her fingers.

    And as CH is a shark tank… we have many “you’re ugly” / “make me a sammich” type of overgaming responses.

    Some QUESTIONS: Is she actually masculine acting? Does the guy like her, and/or have better options? Is she trying to be seen as pretty?

    Unless she’s a cunt… I would assume she was trying to look pretty for me. If I didn’t like her nails, I would find a way to “shape” that behavior later.

    For now… I’d say something like:

    ME: You want to look cute for me… good girl
    ME: I like it when you send me pics

    Reward good behavior.

    And then… if she comes back compliant/sweet, I shift things more sexual… “Next time… I want a picture of your lips.”

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  48. JL Rock says:

    Not too sharp. Very considerate. My back will thank you later.

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  49. Ironsides says:

    “Get your money back.”

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  50. TLM says:

    Next

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  51. Stifler says:

    “interesting”

    Liked by 2 people

  52. Lee says:

    What, no gay bestie to send this too?

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  53. mendo says:

    Is this a “read between the lines” thing, and she’s secretly flipping him off?

    I’d just reply with: “lame”

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  54. daniel says:

    “Hairy”

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  55. Ayy Bola says:

    Is it true what they say about girls with purple nails

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  56. simonwildcat says:

    “I also need to check your toes… Please send a photo of exposed toes in a stylish strappy shoe (wedge heel). Thanks in advance.”

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  57. Bob says:

    She wants praise and acknowledgment. The correct response: “What will we ever do with you?”

    Open ended, incomprehensible, invitation to reply with whatever. She wants to talk, but doesn’t know how to open. Dangle a little string in front of that cat.

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  58. Great information! I will only notice nails, shoes and purses if these are zoomed in right on my face. Otherwise, my focus gets drawn over and over again the same cliché female attributes… Keep me updated, I am interested 😉

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  59. DeNihilist says:

    Sorry but those fingers gross me out. I wouldn’t let that hand give me a happy ending even if passed out drunk.

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    • Ironsides says:

      Actually, I agree with you, though I went along with the thread challenge for fun.

      I can’t believe that a “pretty” girl would have fingers this grotesque.

      Ex ungue leonem. (or perhaps “ex ungue THOTem”).

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  60. cortesar says:

    Leonor Flores engineer/project executive of a new pedestrian bridge in Miami

    “It’s very important for me as a woman and an engineer to be able to promote that to my daughter, because I think women have a different perspective. We’re able to put in an artistic touch and we’re able to build, too.”

    you folks hating empowered womenz should learn your lesson
    how many brilliant beautiful bridges we have denied by the evil patriarchy god only knows

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  61. Middle one is too long.

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  62. blert says:

    “You look great on camera.”

    “You should be a model.”

    “They look good… do they feel good?” … “Prove it.”

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  63. Big-Al says:

    “I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed.”

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  64. Joachen says:

    ‘Looks like your dark side is showing through’…….said that to a chick at work today with a similar almost black nail color. balloon deflated.

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  65. guest says:

    With my autism-tier game, “interesting” or “uh” or “what”. You can see how often I interact with normie chicks.

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  66. Futureman says:

    plz tell me you changed the oil in your car

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  67. Publius says:

    Man ratio. Tranny?

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  68. O Patriarca says:

    “hmm short index you know what that means”

    She’s interested and she’s pretty so you can afford this neg. She either knows and will qualify, or doesn’t and it gets the conversation rolling with opportunity for teasing and qualifying.

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  69. reminds me of carlos’ hand in prison

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  70. plumpjack says:

    that picture is not interesting and doesn’t give me any man-tingles whatsoever, so my only reaction is “meh”. that’s probably what I’d say.

    i mean, that’s like a little kid blowing spit bubbles and wanting your attention for it right there. try a little harder girlie. us guys are too busy to be looking at your stupid nails.

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  71. Lichthof says:

    “What do you take me for?
    I am a gentleman
    No hand jobs on first dates”

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  72. “wha happent to ur other three fingers?”

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  73. Revo Luzione says:

    Digit ratio, it’s masculinized as fuck. Expect a manjaw and a body count higher than the average mafiosi hitman.

    Good for some excellent sport-sex, keep her as a plate, but she’s not the snow leopard you’re looking for in terms of a woman to have babies with.

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  74. cortesar says:

    consider
    yourself
    blacknailed
    pussy->ransom

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  75. A Wise Man says:

    Alright I can take a hint, you want me to put a ring on it, but dang let’s slow things down just a bit 😉

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  76. Tom says:

    guys, im new to negging. these are general question i want to ask:
    (a) how to differentiate between negging too much vs negging too little, difference with 5” vs 8”?
    (b) how to not sound butthutt when negging, ie texting vs real life
    (c) difference with negging and teasing

    thanks

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    • mendo says:

      I’m still mastering these techniques, but negging is teasing.

      As for (b), that’s context specific, but it’s all in delivery and frame control. In short, ZFG.

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      • walawala says:

        Negging is a playful tease aimed at sparking her hamster to start thinking; “I can’t believe he said that!” or “What did he mean by that?”

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    • Rudolph says:

      When she shoots you down or insults you or zings you and you try to come back with a neg is when you’ll sound butthurt.

      Negs are what you do if she’s too full of herself or saying stupid crap you’re expected to take seriously. Negs are what you do to remind her you’re the prize and she’s not all that. They should be playful but it can also be a flat (no emotion) sort of delivery if she’s being bitchy.

      Negging is a kind of teasing. Teasing is rectangles. Negs are squares. (All squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares.)

      But the key to not sounding butthurt is not being butthurt. Don’t be angry. Don’t be petulant. She hasn’t made you angry she’s amused you or bored you. When in doubt keep your mouth shut and give her the smirk.

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    • When done right, girls will interpret negging as teasing. They’ll laugh or smile at least. But negging implies something a bit less jokey than teasing. It’s best when she’s not sure whether you’re serious or not.

      For example, in a book store, I’ll pick up a book and ask a girl if she’s heard of it before then say, “You look like you read a lot, like you spend a lot of time in the library.”

      A lot of times she’ll laugh or sometimes respond with, “Thanks, I guess…” But it warms her up a lot more than if I didn’t neg her.

      The main point is to show *active* disinterest because the hotter the girl, the more likely she assumes I’m hitting on her just by talking to her. She thinks that I’m not impressed with her which gives her the tingles.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Tom, those are all outstanding questions, and you’ve received excellent answers already, but what I’d add would be to work on your Inner Frame first & foremost.

      Go to The Abyss, stare into The Darkness, lose even the tiniest hint of arrogance in your character, remake yourself from the dirt on up – ashes to ashes, dust to dust – and then let The New You be reflected in all of your interactions with the female sex.

      In particular, once you’ve dispensed with the arrogance, you won’t be bothered by butthurtness anymore [cause there ain’t nothing left to be hurt], and, conversely, if you’re still experiencing butthurtness, then you didn’t really spend any time with The Darkness – you just arrogantly reassured yourself [falsely] that you had.

      Lose all the Pretty Little Lies in your life, to include the Pretty Little Lie that you’ve actually remade yourself [when in fact you haven’t].

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    • Hawk says:

      Negging is playful banter. Think of teasing your kid sister. With regard to dating however, the teasing must be suitable for the recipient, i.e. personalized. If she’s a sweet, kind girl next door type, keep things innocent…at first. The more experience she has however, the meaner you must be. Urban career girls need the teasing s3xualized even up to the point of being coarse.

      So at one end of the spectrum you’re teasing your kid sister and at the other end you’re getting to tell Hillary Clinton what you really think of her, i.e. ZFG because you don’t want s3x, so insult away.

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  77. Greg Eliot says:

    Grape chicklets?

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  78. Warrior_Savant says:

    “OK, now show me the toes.”

    Wait for toes pic..

    “What dress do you intend to wear with all that?”

    Wait for dress pic…

    Great, I’ll see it all Friday. 8pm.

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  79. Saracen III says:

    If I am busy, say nothing.
    It is only right and proper that a girl send pics of herself to pass the time.

    Otherwise
    “How does the color contrast with your nipples?”

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  80. Donger says:

    I don’t know how to post a photo, but I’d probably send one of a kitten with claws out and ask how she likes her coffee

    I’m shit at text so I try to get to a meet in the least amount of texts possible

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  81. gunslingergregi says:

    where is her pinky

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  82. gunslingergregi says:

    I basically got no game ex kept trying to get me to talk to her I just didn’t have shit to say
    she like it sounded like you had a conversation with that other chick I want some of that
    crickets
    lol wtf
    it was deader than dead

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    • gunslingergregi says:

      she like stay up I went to sleep
      she like truth or dare
      bleh
      she like I’m breaking up with you
      she just can’t stop getting with other dudes though and plenty of em to get with and chicks too even though she a whale the level of thirst is astronomical
      all the bitches they got locked away in rehab and jail there is a shortage of younger woman I think

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      • gunslingergregi says:

        like unidude says no freedom and there isn’t much and never been much
        free to go to certain places but then if you loiter its a problem
        if you aint spending money problem
        not free to do really anything

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      “crickets”

      Gunslinger, you know as well as I that your Game is spiritual at its core, and it sounds like The Spirit just wasn’t moving ya.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        “free to go to certain places but then if you loiter its a problem”

        It’s getting warmer now, man. Get yourself a blanket, and an ice cooler, and fill it with some wine & cheese [or wine coolers or beer or WTFE] and grab a blanket and head off to the local park, or out to the state park, and just chill out and enjoy nature and get drunk and phuck in public.

        Chicks L0VE the thrill of getting drunk & phucking in public.

        Like

  83. Text “goth is so 5 minutes ago”

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  84. Mr Meaner says:

    I’d flat out ignore it.

    Like

  85. bolg says:

    “bring da gravy, i’ll get the grill going”

    Like

  86. Smooth Operator says:

    High T (easy lay), move forward

    “Cute, already preparing for our date”

    Like

  87. chris says:

    You can infer her digit ratio from this pic.

    Like

  88. Scanman says:

    Thanks, Morticia.

    Liked by 1 person

  89. Oleaginous Outrager says:

    “Bot howdy, I bet you can really haul them hay bales with those fingers!”

    Like

  90. walawala says:

    A lot of guys are looking for a witty rejoinder and not focusing on the end game–get her out quickly.

    This is a shht test. She wants to see how thirsty this guy is. I get this a lot. I never jump on it and instead try to reframe it or tease.

    she sends nail photo

    You: let’s find something to wrap those hands around

    her: hehehehe like what?

    You: Let’s start with a cocktail, then we’ll see

    From there move it to logistics.

    Don’t get too cute here. This could easily put you in chase mode.

    Now she’s chasing with the “aren’t I hot?” routine.

    Dodge that with a neg, then get her following by asking you questions, then move it to a meet up.

    Liked by 3 people

  91. APL says:

    How ’bout:

    “With nails like that, my back’s going to be red raw!”

    Like

  92. Ralph Stanley says:

    “Your brother’s got nice fingers.”

    Liked by 1 person

  93. retrophoebia2016 says:

    “What a beautiful shade of puce”

    Like

  94. retrophoebia2016 says:

    “What a beautiful shade of puce”

    Should do it

    Like

  95. Sentient says:

    Text: Wow!

    1 minute

    Text: You pay for that?

    Like

  96. Sentient says:

    Text: Matched to panties

    Like

  97. Lichthof says:

    I like DT junior so sad to hear about the split. Gorgeous young kids as Well.
    No matter how much wealth they have, those kids will be damaged.
    His wife use date a slick gangster in N.Y. despite her private school upbringing

    Liked by 1 person

    • Sentient says:

      Don’t worry about DJT jr. He is going to trade a 40YO mom of 5 for a 20 year old model…

      Liked by 1 person

    • I tried to do a Physiognomy Quiz on that b!tch yesterday, but The St@ck ate it.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Liked by 1 person

      • Greg Eliot says:

        40 year old Barbie doll looks expensive.

        Liked by 2 people

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Assuming no photoshop of the pic [or any weird optical illusions], her hands & her skull are arguably larger than Don Jr’s.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Hawk says:

        Eyes directly at the camera and are not connected to the smile. Too much space between them.

        She’s waiting to ca$h out of the relationship and is almost there.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Cracker says:

        can’t pinpoint exactly what it is but in every photo i’ve seen of them together, she looks super confident, strong, enjoying the spotlight, etc. and he looks sad, tired, and uncomfortable.

        either she runs the show and he’s been suffering from that or he’s been miserable and pissed because he hates her and felt trapped.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Alex the Goon says:

        She looks like a South Park character there.

        Like

      • Sentient says:

        God Emperor Trump Sr. Is a master of locking down pre nups. Recall Ivanka got 20m total…

        Don’t think blondie is walking off with half of anything…

        Given his tutelage, Jr. Might actually be the one kicking the can. Not that the media would ever say it.

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      • Sentient says:

        Potential psychopathy aside … She is a fine piece. Remember she is a mother of five. The world wpuld be a better place if mothers looked like her. And when she was young she was stunning.

        If you are going to have kids and LTR do your diligence. Ya wants one like this…

        Like

      • DeNihilist says:

        hate to say it, but trump Jr. looks more and more like Vince McMahon.

        Like

      • Charlingua says:

        Sorry folks… DJT Jr. is the Fredo of the Trump clan. He may be a nice guy, but when he proposed to this broad the story goes that he was offered a free engagement ring from a NY ((jeweller)) in exchange for proposing to her in said ((jewellers)) shop. He did it… The Emperor King later called him into his office and read poor DJT Jr. the riot act for trading on his family name for something as cheap and common as a diamond ring. Trump first introduced DJT Jr. to his wife as well.

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    • williamk says:

      Heard somewhere that legal docs showed Trump pre-nup promised Ivana some X million dollars per child.

      Wouldn’t be surprised if some sort of monetary arrangement is the reason Don Jr.’s wife had 5 kids.

      A secular upper class White girl having 5 kids is pretty rare. Especially one with a famechasing past.

      Just speculation, of course.

      Liked by 1 person

  98. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Got another:

    Ask the question, “Is that before or after?”

    Presumably the girl we say, “Before or after what?”, or such like.

    To which you reply, “Nose picking”

    Liked by 1 person

  99. ChunkyMonkey says:

    One more:

    “Are you trying to say you’re good with your hands?”

    Like

  100. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Got another:

    “Smell your finger?”

    Liked by 1 person

  101. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Assume the sale:

    “My other girl friend sends me pictures like this when she’s feeling insecure”

    Like

  102. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Assume the sale again:

    “That looks like the internationally recognised gesture for, I’m coming over to your place tonight with food, movies, and no underwear.”

    Liked by 2 people

  103. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Nonsense reply:

    “I hope that’s your hand and not a dead relatives”

    Liked by 1 person

  104. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Assume the sale, mixed with some satire:

    “Andrew Dworkin would not approve of you flirting like that”

    Like

  105. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “As far as passport photos go it needs some work”

    Like

  106. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “I’m disappointed, I was pretty sure that Tinder rules state that all photos exchanged between members must be nudes.”

    Like

  107. Hackett To Bits says:

    OT: Interesting, red-pilled article by Sebastian Junger, published in National Cuckview (remarkable in itself, and perhaps the piece is syndicated elsewhere):
    “The Anthropology of Manhood”

    (Sorry, links get modraped)

    “…the primary driver of male violence is …testosterone, which declines steadily throughout a man’s adult life time. As testosterone levels go down, so do rates of violence and accidental death – which would not be the case if socialization alone were to blame…

    “…there is no way to discuss what men are, biologically, without addressing what women choose, sexually…”

    “Studies have…shown that deep-voiced, high testosterone males are preferred by women of reproductive age…
    “…preference…spikes when women are ovulating – which can be problematic when women choose partners while on birth control pills and then go off them to get pregnant…

    “[Women] consistently rated men with combat metals as more attractive than other men…a different study…showed a similar result for facial scars…”

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  108. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “Slow down love, I want to take things slowly. Give love a chance”

    Liked by 1 person

  109. Oleaginous Outrager says:

    It’s probably her:

    “Fraud” is “Fine”

    cc @SEC_Enforcement pic.twitter.com/kGkB0doz2l

    — Fed Porn (@FedPorn) March 15, 2018

    Liked by 1 person

    • Captain Obvious says:

      In that picture, you can tell that the 50% of j00ish genes are desperately trying to rip their way out of the human skin suit and reveal The Reptile Within.

      Like

    • Greg Eliot says:

      If you told me that Amy Shumer’s sister, I’d believe ya!

      Like

  110. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “In my home country of BallBustaStan women do that to signal ovulation, and your hands look like those of a seasoned traveller”

    Liked by 1 person

  111. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “Is that the hand that pulled the trigger from the grassy knoll?”

    Like

  112. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “You have the hands and wrist of a proctologist”

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  113. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “Did you get a discount on the manicure?…..in exchange for the other two digits?”

    Like

  114. RambleAround says:

    Why are you sending me pictures of your mom?

    Liked by 1 person

  115. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “You have a strong looking hand. I have some turf that needs laying and you could definitely be of service.”

    Liked by 1 person

  116. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “I bet you send that picture to all your tinder dates. I refuse to be impressed.”

    Like

  117. JJ Aamer says:

    She’s lesbian or Bi

    I would not be surprised if put a caption bragging about not scraping the inside of her lovers sugar walls with rounded tips.

    As to game her… depends if she’s out Agree and Amplify. I suppose.i wouldn’t bother myself

    If she’s in the closet or kinda girly she’s looking for validation she can still pull dick in. I would do oblique complement like. “Nice, but I don’t think the color matches your girlfriends purse”

    She’ll get the message get the hint you are ok with her liking girls.

    Like

  118. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Setting yourself apart:

    “If you were looking for compliments from fawning men, you would be better off posting that on Facebook”

    Like

    • axiom_verge says:

      You’re overrating her awareness of reality and herself with that one

      (that can hit some target in an LTR, now when you are just beginning the “dance”).

      Like

  119. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Assume the sale:

    “Be careful, at some point in the future this might get posted on a revenge pornography site.”

    Liked by 1 person

  120. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “I prefer Jenna Jaimeson”

    Like

  121. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “Is that the hand you wipe your bum with?”

    “Yes/No/Possibly”

    “Hmmm…I use toilet paper myself.”

    Liked by 2 people

  122. ChunkyMonkey says:

    That photo is so utterly, and femininely, dumb, it’s blatant for mickey taking. Surely she must be expecting it, and if you don’t she’ll be disappointed.

    Like

  123. ChunkyMonkey says:

    Send back a picture of your thumb and forefinger arranged like a mouth, and have a speech bubble saying “THAT WAS SH1T!”

    Like

  124. ChunkyMonkey says:

    “How much?”

    “Blah, blah, blah, blah, I went to X, and it was very expensive, blah, blah, whatever……”

    “No, I meant, how much for a blow job and anal sex. You can tell me about your manicure afterward.”

    Liked by 1 person

  125. Aeoli Pera says:

    You can’t judge digit ratio from that picture. Trust me, I’m a professional physiognomist.

    The reason is, her wrist was bent. Digit ratios like that don’t exist otherwise. Try it. Hold your left hand out in front of your chest, palm down, and rotate the wrist away from your chest. Observe how your “digit ratio” changes.

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  126. ChunkyMonkey says:

    They key to this one, is to ask yourself, “if my best mate sent that to me, what would I be thinking”, to which the answer is “What the hell is that you utter plonker”, and go from there.

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  127. Rob says:

    Easy: She has high T. Generally speaking, men’s ring finger is longer than their index finger because of the exposure of male babies to high amounts of testosterone in the womb. For women, it’s the opposite, their ring finger is generally either the same length or shorter than her index finger. A woman with a longer ring finger was exposed to more testosterone in the womb and might have high T. Also, this might be a dude, so watch out…

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  128. Hawk says:

    Given the little info on her that we have, the reply to her is difficult to provide. The key to game is personalization, i.e. noticing her individual quirks and being able to leverage them into her submission to your will. On a spectrum of the girl next door to the raging THOT feminist, the reply to her is as follows:

    Bet you also listen to The Cure.

    Halloween already?

    NICE….Mo’eesha.

    Given your fondness for dye…does the carpet match the drapes?

    3 fingers? Gotcha! Will remember for later.

    Is that a wart?

    Finger herpes? No thx.

    Only the newbie tries game like reading a script. It’s good to have ready made lines, but from there you must improvise and personalize.

    Liked by 2 people

  129. Ceasar says:

    “You should probably reduce your salt intake. Helps to reduce water retention.” #chub nubs 🙂

    Like

  130. Bhikkhu says:

    no “clever” blabbing, send back your gesture like pic:
    https://goo.gl/images/o46zz4

    Like

  131. Pretty Boy Looch says:

    This isn’t an accurate way to determine digit ratio.

    Palm up, wrist straight is how it’s done. See for yourself the difference.

    Niggas about to next a girl for having high T when she really doesn’t lmao

    Like

  132. Lance Draper says:

    “lol butch”

    Like

  133. martin says:

    cool goth nails!

    Like

  134. RedPillOfHergest says:

    You take your scalp scratching seriously! Leaving the dandruff flakes on your handbag is kind of showing off, though…

    Like

    • axiom_verge says:

      Too long to elicit the desired effect on what’s basically a hen mind

      Like

    • axiom_verge says:

      You should read the Treatise of Love for a lot of reasons (not least what it says where a parallel is drawn between unconscious manipulation by commercials and suitors).

      Like

  135. Coo-Master says:

    “interesting”

    Liked by 1 person

  136. Dread Forman says:

    ChunkyMonkey, with over 10% of the comments on the last two threads and 100% of them dumb.

    Like

  137. LS says:

    Chick sends pic of the most superficial thing guys could care less about

    = fishing for compliments
    = insecure
    –> Maybe good for a lay, but def not gf material.

    —-

    “Pretty girl just sent you the pic above.”
    So we already know she’s pretty, right?
    So why are these fags arguing about digit ratio when you should already be able to suss her up regarding looks / vibe / physiognomy?

    Liked by 1 person

  138. double d says:

    send me your waxing job next

    Liked by 2 people

  139. Captain Obvious says:

    PHYSIOGNOMY QUIZ: Guess the personality.

    Like

  140. gig says:

    dozens here already noticed the masculine digit ratio. game accordingly.

    Like

  141. axiom_verge says:

    “nice digit ratio” (my thought) //

    ***
    (I tell her)

    “Kinda boring colour”
    “Those nails look like you”
    “Your hand and face look similar”
    “that’s so manly, dude”

    Like

  142. Anonymous says:

    She’s likely married.
    “doth hubby know all the boys on the playground seen your goth nails”

    Like

  143. vfm#7634 says:

    “Never knew prune juice was a nail polish color”

    Like

  144. Magyar MGTOW says:

    “k”

    Obviously.

    Liked by 1 person

  145. Ring finger longer than index finger = masculine hands

    Like

  146. westberlin says:

    old but gold : they look so real !

    Like

  147. Jax says:

    “Lesson learned. You go to a professional next time.”

    “This is unacceptable, make sure to leave a shitty yelp review.”

    “Dam girl, you could be a hand model………. for wrinkle cream.”

    “You should see a doctor. Arthritis at your age isn’t healthy.”

    “Is that genuine leather?”

    “Ling Ling must have really fucked up your pinky.”

    Like

  148. Hawk says:

    Additional thoughts on the matter in increasing order of THOTery:

    Still single, got it. Thx for the clue.

    So you want to be Harley Quinn to my Joker…that puts a smile on my face.

    What color is that? Plague?

    Where’d you put those fingers anyway?

    If you don’t clean those nails, afterwards I won’t let you make me a sandwich.

    Stop trying to finger me.

    I said ‘send nudes’ not ‘send dude’s’

    Compound W may help.

    Wow! A chancre in this day and age….

    Like

  149. Gov Mack says:

    “No need to be ashamed about the base of your ring finger, either way, I don’t judge.”

    Like

  150. zweihander says:

    Off the top of my head, and after waiting a few hours:

    “Ain’t the Goth craze over?”

    Like

  151. Jim Christian says:

    “Sweetheart, your middle finger has poo still around the cuticle. Did you poke through? Maybe I should send Charmin?”

    Like

  152. baked georgia says:

    somebody should make a montage of “women in stem” with a picture of the falling miami bridge

    Like

    • CalvinDecline says:

      Supposedly the same company had built a bridge in VA that also collapsed during the testing phase.

      Eager to see which foreign contractors f*cked this up. But hey, at least the workplace was nice and colorful before all those innocent people died.

      Like

    • Sentient says:

      And falling Theranos market cap…

      Like

  153. skunk says:

    I’d probably color my own nails in with a magic marker and send a pic back to her. Maybe with a “nice, but this is how it’s done” thrown in for good measure.

    Like

  154. zodak says:

    i would reply with just a picture of one of those hideous world record long nail freaks. (she would reply with a comment about the freak or ask why I didn’t comment on her nails, either way the hamster is running)

    Like

  155. Jim Christian says:

    Live Twatter feeds suck. Guys need to learn how to post a snapshot, it screws up reading comments. Fuck! I wonder if a hundred-thousand dollar donation would get this thing hosted like Ron Unz’s site? I love Heartise, hate the venue. Fuck! I know shit about web hosting, I doubt a hundred thousand gets you out of wordpress, heh..

    Like

  156. Tim_A says:

    Are you blacknailing me?

    Like

  157. travis says:

    Either birthday cat or a photo of the Goth kids from South Park

    Like

  158. ET Jones says:

    Late entry : “Please don’t leave any of those in my apartment.”

    Like

  159. RedPillOfHergest says:

    Shame about that index finger. At least you get to park in all the best spots.

    Like

  160. The best response is no response at all.

    Liked by 1 person

  161. Logic says:

    -Beautiful fingers :)))
    -Like you :)))
    -I like the colour do you paint them often?
    -Hello?
    -R u upset?
    -Sorry I was at the gym and my phone died did you reply while I was gone?
    -cat.gif
    -Let’s ok at least reply so I know what I did wrong.
    -[1000 word essay declaring eternal love]

    (After a week)

    – dickpick.jpeg
    -Oh hey I was really busy what are you up to tonight?

    Like

  162. badbrains says:

    Is this some new take on hot dogs or legs?

    Like

  163. Jaded Jurist says:

    In the military we used to call that color “Oxblood”. You put it on your boots to make them look blacker

    Like

  164. John O. says:

    “If you’re auditioning for a ring….too bad”

    Like

  165. The bridge that collapsed in Florida was built mostly by women

    that is what happens when you hire someone because they have a vagina and because their skin is not white

    https://squawker.org/culture-wars/a-female-led-construction-company-built-the-florida-bridge-that-collapsed/

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  166. vlad says:

    The middle finger has three wrinkles on the last knuckle and is the longest finger. The index has two, the ring has one, and both fingers are shorter than the middle finger. Usually 3rd place sits below first and second, but you have made a difference and the underdog has won.

    Like

  167. PG says:

    Looks like she’s a free spirit and a nonconformist who likes breaking the rules. Or so she thinks, but might be past the age or fat level at which that’s cute.
    Reply: “amazing” or “Shiny!” or something like that.

    Like

  168. Vivo says:

    Those are pretty butch.

    Like

  169. Pentheus says:

    How about simply, “OK”

    Laconic and ambiguous.

    “What does he mean? ‘OK’ like how?”

    Other entrants seem too try-hard.

    Like

  170. PG says:

    Or another answer could be “Fabulous!!1!!1eleventy” or “You go girl!” or something like it.

    Like

  171. Henry Mueller says:

    “Red would’ve gotten my attention better.”

    Even if you like the black.

    There’s a subtle art to teasing a woman’s ego while still dangling the carrot to keep her interested.

    If you say it looks nice, that’s alright. Not a fatal error but not terribly interesting. If you say “that looks like sh!t”, you run the risk of sabotaging it.

    I say things like this in a “yes, but…” way so there’s always an implied compliment within a criticism, and vice versa:

    “You look good now as a blonde but I prefer brunette.”

    “The black nails look nice but __ would be better.”

    I dated a beautiful Southern girl for 3 years who was obsessed with girly things like taking thousands of pictures of her nails and hair, and I used this kind of thing effectively on her whenever she was fishing for compliments.

    It sets a win-win frame: I’m attracted to you, but there’s still a lot of room for improvement. Done in the right way, women will happily fall into this like a hypnotic subject.

    She’s asking you for an opinion on her beauty. You can act indifferent, but why not use it to your advantage? Even if I have no opinion, I always give girls specific instructions and frame it like it’s self-evident that it’s all being done to please me.

    A woman who will dye her hair or change her nail color at your whim just to please you is a woman who will do damn near anything to please you.

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  172. Anonymous says:

    Black just like my heart

    Like

  173. DeNihilist says:

    Gotta drop this here – so blatant of the chasing of the bad boy –

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/silicon-valleys-favorite-prison-reformer-accused-of-sexual-assault-and-harassment

    Like

  174. Pasquale says:

    “Awesome! You made them into little iPhones!”

    Like

  175. BMW rider says:

    I’d respond “Do you need directions to Hot Topic or details on their latest sale?”

    Like

  176. hans says:

    That looks like my favorite Goth Princess..
    .. if you have what it takes to .. win.

    Like

  177. Logic says:

    I’ve had good luck simply replying “Why” (no punctuation) and then go radio silent in those situations. Usually girl tries to explain afterwards. Then a simple “lol” after whatever explanation she gives.

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  178. cortesar says:

    After the feminist bridge collapse in Miami the nations wreckers continue to destroy the civilization at pace unprecedented even in the darkest of ages
    —————————————————————————————————–
    Oxford University’s Philosophy Department Wants to “Feminize” Reading Lists to Attract More Female Students

    Oxford University will ‘feminise’ its philosophy curriculum in order to appeal to more female students and boost writers profiles.

    The university’s Faculty of Philosophy requested that 40 per cent of the recommended authors on its reading lists are women.

    Academic staff have also been asked to use writers’ first names when compiling reading lists instead of their initials, in order to highlight those that were written by women.
    ———————————————————————————————————-
    There is no single woman philosopher in the whole history of any significance
    and I mean no single one
    Hardly there is anything more in odd with the confused female mind than truly high intellect that philosophy requires, the one that is able to see and comprehend the whole as well as the complex interactions between its entities
    Philosophy is antithesis of female mind and consequently it can be defined in the following and the most truthful way
    “Philosophy is everything that a cunt is not and will never be”

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      What next, demand music students to scour the archives for any women’s classical music that doesn’t blow goats?

      Like

  179. KingSun says:

    Please write a blog on Tariq Ramadan and his women.

    Like

  180. Tony Figueroa says:

    I wouldn’t reply to this at all. Women are always seeking validation, that’s what GF, BF and faggots are there for. Let one of them gush over her nails.

    Like

  181. Lichthof says:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43434086

    Gender Pay Gap reporting by law in UK

    With things like this and women’s day strikes in Spain…how long before businesses move to more “business friendly” environments?

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  182. Some thoughts off the top of my head:

    “I prefer au natural”

    “Black nails better suit your personality.”

    “My ex liked that color too.”

    Like

  183. A dog says:

    I appreciate you making yourself beautiful for me 😉

    Like

  184. Luka Rambo says:

    Somewhere i read that women with black nails are prone to nymphomania

    Like

  185. A. O. Gilmore says:

    Black nail polish and man hands. Deleted

    Like

  186. Jaded Jurist says:

    OT: now that I have some years’ experience being in my 40s, I’ve noticed that soccer moms can be extremely gameable. They broadcast (heh) their tinglez with their eyes. Gagging for c0ck, some would say.

    My theory: eggs have hit their expiry dates, husbands are bored with their dinner dates; slutting it up no longer comes with consequences, unless those consequences include *sweet alimonies*.

    Like

  187. Luka Rambo says:

    Somewhere i heard that women with black nails are more prone to overeaiting

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  188. Josaphine says:

    Is that perky tight butt getting you all excited, guys?

    Also check for…

    Male digit ratio (ring finger longer than index finger)
    No Q angle.
    Narrow hips.
    Wide rib cage.
    Huge skull.
    Big ears.
    Big feet.
    Shoulders as wide as 3 head widths.
    Adonis Belt and Adam’s Apple.
    Flat back, low back curve.
    Brow ridge.
    Low body fat, lean muscle mass.
    Long torso.
    Male pelvis.

    Like

  189. unh says:

    Are those your fingers or toes?

    Like

  190. Titus says:

    You weren’t in that episode of Seinfeld, were you? The one where Jerry’s date opens the beer he can’t?

    Like

  191. Captain Obvious says:

    How the phuck did this movie get made in the 21st Century?

    Like

    • Captain Obvious says:

      Produced by
      Roger Birnbaum … producer
      Stephen J. Eads … associate producer
      Ilona Herzberg … executive producer
      Irene Litinsky … supervising producer

      Liked by 1 person

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Directed by
        Eli Roth

        Liked by 1 person

      • oink says:

        always on the lookout for the next front for frontrunning

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      • oink says:

        also,
        ‘ow many times do ((dey)) have to let u know ((dey)) REALLY don’t care ’bout ((shvarzes))

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        I guess (((they))) who don’t control (((hollyvood)))… and if you say (((they))) do, you’ll never work in this town again… got some marching orders from all them WASPS who pull (((their))) strings to sneak in a few real world scenarios as to who’s doing what in Pet World.

        :duckface

        Oink, you flat out suck… just stop already with your squid ink.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • oink says:

        Herreeetiiiicuuuuuckk!

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Is that how they say “gots nuthin’” in your country of La-La Land?

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      “You ain’t get no iiiiiice cream!”

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  192. Lamont Cranston says:

    They imply a really negative catwoman vibe. A simple French Cut always wins. Sweetie Pie is a true blonde and likes light pink. Suits me.

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  193. Black fingernail polish? Holy shit. That bitch is either a satanist or a goth.
    Know that guy who you want to lose and never see again?
    Give him this number. This is enough crazy to either kill him or make sure he never talks to you again.
    Red is good, pink is better. Blue is bad, little pictures is worse.
    Black fingernails are the worst thing that will happen to you…

    Unless its Halloween or she loves Halloween. Only exception.

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  194. Anonymous says:

    You know things are bad when freaking Russian news starts talking about the situation.

    – South Africa’s white farmers reportedly being murdered & tortured off their land –

    https://www.rt.com/business/421562-africa-white-farmers-mudered/

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  195. Anonymous says:

    Even on Australian news. Things must be worse then we thought.

    – South Africa farm attacks: Brutal crimes landowners face
    SOUTH Africans reveal the brutal conditions of life in everyday in the troubled nation and fear things will only get worse. –

    http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/south-africa-farm-attacks-brutal-crimes-landowners-face/news-story/dfaabafca743056b6d6656ea1fff49eb

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  196. Libertardian says:

    John Cardillo (twatter): ‘#McCabe didn’t just lose his pension.
    He lost his retired creds and ability to carry a firearm nationwide.
    He’s not even 50. In addition to about $3 million in lost pension and benefits, he’s leaving millions more on the table with C level security jobs he now can’t get.’

    ralph_cifaretto (MPC): ‘One of the best days of the Trump Presidency for sure. I am so f**king tired of these smug, evil, unelected deep state assholes who hold far too much power and break whatever f**king laws they like. These people blather on and lecture us about being a nation of laws while being utterly lawless themselves. These people have done nothing but leak classified information, grossly abuse power, and I’m sure commit all kinds of other crimes we don’t even know about, and up to this point have never been held accountable.

    I am so happy to finally see one of these f**king c—s go down.’

    Someone once said that all these people are like turds you keep trying to flush, but they just spin endlessly around the bowl, grinning back up at you because they know you can’t get rid of them.

    Misha MacDowell (twatter): ‘Do not forget, WE THE PEOPLE have the right to shut down this country until he is gone. 100% complete work stoppage. Take to the streets. If necessary, we will fight another GD civil war to teach yet another group of backwards, racist idiots that their beliefs are unacceptable.’

    Welcome to what Normal Americans have been thinking for a long time now.

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    • Libertardian says:

      Shitlord Policy Analyst: ‘Imagine being one of these freaks “playing the game” and making all the right moves for decades on end only to have a orange faced reality TV star get elected (despite your best efforts) and ruin it all?’

      The gaming of pension systems is another thing that needs to go up in a bright orange fireball.

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    • Lichthof says:

      Comcast allowed their employees to walk out in a protest against Trump.

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  197. IronWolf17 says:

    “that time of the month?”

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  198. IronWolf17 says:

    “respectable”

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  199. Johnny Redux says:

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  200. Johnny Redux says:

    “I don’t do black”

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  201. IronWolf17 says:

    “nice my backscratcher just broke”

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  202. Jaded Jurist says:

    Enjoying a massive Shit-Test-riposte-a-thon with various FB hotties (and one plain-ey, if that’s a word) right now, and I have to say, CH has taught me a thing or two about how to respond. A formerly out-of-reach-hot-levels-cutie is laughing at every other of my responses. The responses she’s not laughing at are profoundly profound, like “Let me stroke you hair and talk about how your daddy wasn’t there for you” level.

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  203. Johnny Redux says:

    This makes me want to ‘play’ airsoft. Great training practice. As an aside, this German Aryan shows some serious skill!

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      ^^^These videos, if they were using real weapons, show why blacks, and other assorted dark meat beings, would lose a race war.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        There’s a video of a young White girl, about 10 years old, shooting with her dad, that even made me reevaluate that whole go-grrl thing.

        And if memory serves, there’s another video of some negro berating the rest of his kind and telling them they haven’t got a chance if it comes to a civil war… I believe he even mentions the first video, where the little girl is hitting everything she shoots at, and he says something like “and you n1ggers can’t hit another n1gger, holding your guns sideways and shooting off 50 rounds” or something like that.

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      • plumpjack says:

        it’s still a gogrrl fantasy but it’s decent propaganda for our side for a few reasons. it’s funny. it brutally mocks the left. it inspires. and it shows that at least one woke black man knows that ice people are generally more prepared for the worst possible contingencies than equatorial people.

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  204. fuck says:

    “When do I pick you up?”

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  205. Lucky Luke says:

    I text back: “i’ve seen this before: u hurt ur hand playing volleyball i do like the color it’s nice”

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  206. Vagina dominator says:

    This is a picture of my recently-constructed home-made punching bag (as requested by a commenter). I call this contraption The Devil’s Testicles.

    The larger ball is 33 pounds and the smaller – which roughly approximates the size and weight of a human head – is around 12 pounds. You can make it for not many dollars at all, inside 30 minutes if you have the materials.

    It is an insane bitch to hit and absolutely forces you to move. It also proves how much more reliable straight hitting is than round hitting. Much more like “real” fighting than anything else I have ever hit especially because, unlike a heavy bag, you can get very very close to it, with your feet under it, just like when fighting another man and because it comes back at you at all kinds of angles. I hit it without gloves. Because it is wrapped in that rubber-cloth composite adhesive tape, it doesn’t skin your knuckles like other surfaces.

    Eccentric? I suppose. But fun.

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    • Carlos Danger says:

      VD,

      how is it made? What did you fill it with? Why is the heavy bag higher than the head bag? Does it replace training with a heavy bag?

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        It is very simple and cheap to make.

        The larger bag contains 33lbs of rice. Rice doesn’t settle into concrete hardness like sand. The rice went into a large rubber ball and I taped it with rubber-cloth duct tape and then put that in a 50kg rice bag and wrapped that to make the ball with the tail and loop. I wrapped and twisted some wire around the neck of the tail just so it wouldn’t easily unravel, and it hasn’t so far, a couple of months.

        I hung it from a rafter in a spare room, using nylon rope, so it has a big potential swing.

        I do not wear gloves or wraps. I have prepped my hands with wrist holds and fingertip push ups. If you use the computer keyboard and mouse a lot,you must get your hands ready for bare hand hitting bcs they may be weak. The fingertip push ups are great for that.They really stretch the hands in the opposite direction from keyboarding.

        When I first started hitting it I went very easy. It was a bit of a shock. But now I am hitting it harder. That black duct tape is great stuff. For some reason, it DOES NOT strip the skin off bare knuckles. Brilliant.
        ,
        The smaller one I added only yesterday. It is head-sized and weighs about 12lbs, the weight of an adult male head. It is constructed with sand inside a small plastic ball. Because it contains sand and would become too hard, I wrapped that in some foam (mattress material) and some old towel I had to hand. Wrapped that with black cloth-rubber compound adhesive duct tape- easy to get – put it inside a rice bag and wrapped it in tape again, making a tail and loop as you can see to hang it. I hung it off the rope for the other,bigger bag with a piece of steel I bent into an S-hook

        The uses are varied. Both bags move, whichever one you hit, and the smaller one takes challenging trajectories.The bastard comes back at you but on rising and falling lines. It forces you to move your hips and feet in a way no other bag that I have hit does. Make sure you hang it where you can move around it bcs you will need to.

        The big one I hung so that the top is 6’6″. I like to hammerfist the top of the head as well as throw the usual range of punches and open hands. Lots of angles on that shape and you can get in very close, unlike most normal bags and more like real fighting.

        The top of the smaller one is set at about 5’8″,which is about right for an average man whose knees are bent while fighting.

        If you have the space, and are interest in self defense, not boxing, I think that this arrangement, though weird, is superior to a normal heavy bag. It moves. It responds. You can get close, You have to move your feet, hips and shoulders. It offers many hitting angles. It is head-focused.It builds hand-eye coordination. And it is very cheap and easy to make.

        And it’s a challenge. After all, how many men can say that they can handle the Devil’s testicles?

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      • plumpjack says:

        heh. good stuff, VD.

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    • plumpjack says:

      thanks, VD

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Fat Man and Little Boy?

      Too old a reference, we’ll just call ’em Looch and oink… add a third nut and call it t-o-m-j-o-n-e-s. lozozlzozlzozlozlozlozlozl

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  207. You should go with vertical stripes next time.

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  208. driveallnight says:

    The wedding ring section of her hand is not visible in the pic she sent. Talk about a blank check, you guys. Jeez

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  209. FortyThieves says:

    “Why’d you change from pink”

    I’d have no idea if her nails were ever pink. But feels like the right move

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  210. Haven Monahan says:

    “Once you go black…”

    [CH: winner]

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  211. trueblacknight says:

    I’d reply: “Nice to see you are getting ready for our date, but I prefer dark red.”

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  212. Gonzo says:

    What possessed you to put finger nail polish on sausage links?

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  213. Bab says:

    “Licorice…..I hate Licorice!”

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  214. Bon Hagar says:

    Eggplant isn’t any good as leftovers.

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  215. Mr. Frosty says:

    “I didn’t realize the Elvira look was in style. That’s cool, I like cleavage”

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  216. Jimi2x says:

    So the facts are:
    You are hitting it off and she texts you an unsolicited pic of her new manicure.
    In doing so, you see her index finger length being very short and an indicator of an exposure to high T.
    And now you need to deliver some juicy learned charisma back to keep the ball rolling.
    Assumptions: She sent you the text innocently to show off her nails. She isnt aware of her manly high T levels.

    You: “Youre not at all shy are you?”

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  217. rhodigian says:

    Dear Can.
    Will you post your comments on our replies?

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  218. What did you do with your hacked-off thumb?

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  219. tom maverick says:

    she has a masculine digit ratio, so my game would proceed in a heavy jerkboy direction….

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