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This is The Gay Mulatto’s presidential portrait. Now where have we seen that coverhand* before? Ah yes.

…hands clasped in front of their crotches — is the international symbol of beta maleness. It bespeaks a deep shame of their vestigial masculinity. They cover their junk and hide it from the world, in case some ugly State U cunt is triggered by a micro microaggression. Shocked by the impudence of their twitching members, they beat them down and shroud them in hand-woven burqas. Perhaps one or two of these anti-men walk with their butts out a little so any hint of groinal protuberance is pruned, like an unwelcome sapling that has dared to reach for sunlight over an expanse of lawn sod with feminist armpit hair.

*Coverhand: when the hands are positioned to conceal the radiating aura of a man’s power — his crotch — from view. Usually indicative of a nervous tic or low self-esteem, especially when in the company of women.

Horrible art, btw, in both style and substance. All sorts of skewed perspectives, a cartoonish (i.e., African) color palette, and that try-hard deep thinker pose. So Fake. Has the Gay Mulatto ever had a facial expression that wasn’t marred by a vapid smug affectation? “And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow…” Yeah, no. Barry is not Conan. For one, Conan was less comically vain.

A visual comparison of a long line of previous President portraits should help throw into lark relief the amateurish and retina-scraping WE WAZ ROUSSEAUian gay mulatto addition to the lineage.

Zoomable link.

The bitter halfbreed born of an alcoholic absentee father and a manjawed EatLaySlut Globalist Girl clearly hates Heritage America, otherwise he would not have gone out of his way to choose a portrait “artist” who would render Obama as a figurative middle finger to the White men who came before him.

An emailer: “It’s Obama in his natural habitat, surrounded by homegrown ganja!”

Hah.

It gets better worse. Michelle’s portrait:

Interesting hair choice recapitulates White Hair Privilege and expertly hides her over-muscled traps. Note: looks nothing like The First Linebacker.

The Gay Mulatto disgraced the Office, in Boomercuck-ese, and he’s proud to let you know how little regard he has for it.

Want nightmare fuel? The obamas aren’t a one-off. As America’s demographics succumb to the Hued Wave, the obama portrait is the first of many more, increasingly ugly and primitive, presidential portraits to come. Final portrait, if the Trumpening fails to stem the invasion:

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While I’m on the subject of Yet Another Sign of America’s Decline, obama’s portrait artist, Kehinde Wiley, is a blackity black man whose portfolio contains these Love Wins rorschach tests:

Let’s play a game: Reverse the Races. Imagine the shitlib media reaction if a White artist hired by Trump to paint his portrait had also painted White women holding the severed heads of blacks.

I’m guessing mass chimpouts and CNN dispensing with the veneer and just scrolling FUK YT across the screen. NPR would have had a special roundtable to call for a renewed “national conversation about race”, aka “Ugh White People, again”.

205 Responses to “Spot The Beta Ex-President (And His Giant Middle Finger To Heritage America)”

  1. ar10308 says:

    Straight from the Jungles of Kenya and Indonesia.

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  2. Corinth Arkadin says:

    LOL good. It’s important for future generations to see how ridiculous and cartoonish these two were/are. They look like a fucking google doodle. LOL. Fucking amatuer hour in practice and in oil.

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  3. Someone who posts sometimes says:

    Words

    fail

    me

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    • PBR Streetgang says:

      “The Emperor’s New Clothes”

      The globohomo narrative convinces people they’re using the finest social fabric – invisible to anyone who is either unfit for their position or hopelessly stupid. They mime actions and heap on praise (Nobel Prize?) – and people, fearing that they’ll be seen as unfit or stupid, go along with the pretense – even after the naked truth is apparent.

      Eight years of Pretense are over.

      MAGA and Free Mars.

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  4. Hans Tholstrup says:

    A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots:

    The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

    The guy replies, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

    The guy says, “168”.

    The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

    After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

    The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

    The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

    The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ? ”

    This time the man replies, “100.”

    The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, LSU, and All-star Wrestling. The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he’ll try again.

    He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

    The man replies, “Whiskey.”

    The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

    This time the man answers, “50.”

    The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

    “So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?”

    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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  5. aleste81 says:

    a frightening future indeed.
    14/88 or die.

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  6. mendo says:

    How much did we shell out for those portraits? I’m guessing since they’ll be in the White House, or wherever, that somehow we’ll have to or have footed the bill for that crap.

    And how utterly ridiculous does obummer’s portrait look compared to the rest? Rather than standing out, he sticks out.

    I read on Daily Caller that they artist gave Moochelle the Sammy Sosa treatment. Too friggin’ funny.

    To keep it topical, they should have given them the Black Panther treatment. Jump in on all the artificial hype.

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  7. mendo says:

    test…obummer…test

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  8. Scott says:

    It’s better than Keane; it’s Cugat!

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  9. Count the fingers. Where is the thumb?

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  10. […] Spot The Beta Ex-President (And His Giant Middle Finger To Heritage America) […]

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  11. asylum says:

    In the words of my son, while reviewing the clickable link which shows the line of POTUS portraits:
    “normal, normal, normal…..normal. What the shit is that?!”

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  12. yeah picks an artist that paints decapitated heads …………… is nobel peace prize winner …………………. country not so divided since civil war ………….. yeah what could possibly go wrong?
    Am I the only one that thinks there is no peaceful solution with these people?

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  13. No color sense. No idea of proportion or composition. Insincere posing. In both cases, the keyword is “concealment”. He is hiding his junk. She is hiding her trunk or at least her caboose.

    And why is she hiding her Adam’s apple? Hmm.

    The biggest fail – or perhaps the most acute observation – is probably in the draughtsmanship. Can the artist not draw or is are her hands really bigger than my feet? Or – again – are they trying to tell us something?

    A visual art fail like this made me expect a Jew artist but out turns out these are by coons.

    It is like that Grandma Moses stuff. Can’t draw, can’t paint, can’t manage color, but call it “Naive” and put a big dollar sticker on it.

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  14. PBR Streetgang says:

    Grandpa, What was it like before we became a 3rd world country?

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  15. jamzw says:

    Mike’s portrait especially looks like Soviet art.

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  16. cortesar says:

    both paintings are absolutely atrocious
    jeez these Mugabe’s background colors kill eyes instantaneously
    what to say about those primate hands
    moochelle looks literally like cartoon I can’t even
    goys this is what the future is going to look like if something is not done
    to prevent the force of ugliness taking over our world

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    • cortesar says:

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    • cortesar says:

      One of these things is not like the other. pic.twitter.com/7Ks9gYlVLj

      — Andrew Mullins (@AndrewWMullins) February 12, 2018

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      • rocko says:

        I dig JFK. It looks like he’s looking at Obama and going “Really? Who’s that fucker?” I guess getting shot by a sniper in Dallas is more dignified than watching your country descend into chaos.

        And bear in mind, JFK managed to get the Soviet missiles out of Cuba WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT! He made an ass out of Khrushchev so bad the bastard got booted out by his own Politburo. Can’t say the same about Nobel “Peace” winner Obama or his acolyte Hillary Clinton. I hope Trump doesn’t go that route.

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    • trav777 says:

      wtf do you expect when their ENTIRE self-perception is a freakin DELUSION crafted by jews?

      They have no history. They have no culture. They have no achievements. They have “We wuz kangz n’sheeit” which any anthropologist knows is a gd delusion.

      They are trying to blackwash history, Wakadafy everything, to give these people a backstory that isn’t gorillaesque.

      FFS, these things didn’t even count past 4 until we got there.

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      • irishsavant says:

        (((They))) don’t give a flying f*ck about the schwartzers. They’re promoting them as good brood stock in order to debase the White gene pool.

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  17. Nothingman00 says:

    I’m so glad I keep “The Birth of Venus” as my desktop background precisely for emergency eye bleach situations like this.

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    • Vagina dominator says:

      If you want to wipe out heavy-duty communist filth, think of La Pieta.

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      • Carlos Danger says:

        The money changers is always good for inspiration. I have Saint Michael casting Satan and the demonic host into Hell and Frangelico’s Our Lady of the Pomegranate hanging in my office. I get modern art and even like some of it but it is crap compared to real art.

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      • Blastmaster says:

        Sometimes I ask myself. “What would Pinichet do”?

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    • Alfa158 says:

      I’ve seen that painting in person a couple of times and spent a lot of time studying it. It’s just incredible; you can can practically feel the wind from Zephyr and Aura on the left side of the painting as they blow Venus and the flowers toward shore.

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  18. Observasaurus Rex says:

    The first black president has his chair in the LITERAL jungle. Its like they are begging us to make more gorilla and spear chucking jokes.

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  19. Rosebudd Bitterdose says:

    Mugabe’s jacket is just some peacocking, CH. Thats all.
    Stop trippin’ lol!!!

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  20. Edgar Allan Pogrom says:

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    • plumpjack says:

      thats exactly what came to mind when I saw it too! someone with Photoshop skills should do the gif on the Obama poster. rubber stamp pieces of foliage over him till he is gradually grown over then convert to gif.

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    • anon says:

      The first thing I thought of was Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining. Imagined the frost and snow forming all over the leaves and Barry as his eyes rolled up in his head.

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  21. mendo says:

    What really happened when the portrait was unveiled:

    Now that’s a pose!

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  22. Diversity Is Good says:

    Never saw Alfred E. Newman look this serious before.

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  23. welcomerain says:

    That’s some 1970’s shit in that background, man. And not in a good way.

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  24. pyrrhus says:

    The WH should donate the paintings to Equatorial Guinea, if possible…

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  25. rocko says:

    The sign of the times. Looking at the other ex presidents and their portraits, even presidents the right wouldn’t normally agree with, like FDR and Carter, look dignified.

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  26. rocko says:

    How much did Mugabe pay his taylor for that suit? Probably with a $100,000,000 Zimbabwe dollar bill.

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    • Rosebudd Bitterdose says:

      That’s the price of peacocking

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    • Ben Shona says:

      “Nice suit! Your payment? How bout I don’t cut your fucking head off! That pay it off? I let you keep your fucking balls,asshole! Are we good? You sure? Mufukka ! Get the fuck outta here…” 😉

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  27. Rick Derris says:

    SOI BOI!!!!! And Nu-Male.

    Michelle’s painting looks like something done by a first year art student with a Frida Kahlo obsession.

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    • rocko says:

      How much you wanna bet his mommy or his wife put a copy of this picture up in the fridge? This is the same mentality that created graduation ceremonies for kindergarten and elementary school.

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    • Nads says:

      Not enough mustache and/or eyebrows for a Kahlo painting. Given the waxing that the former occupant goes through I am surprised.

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  28. Ironsides says:

    Looking at that “filmstrip” of presidential portraits, it’s glaringly apparent when everything went completely to hell.

    Fashy future historians are going to have a field day gloating over that little photo bomb.

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    • Kyo says:

      If I had been a set designer for Idiocracy back in 2005 and were preparing a sequence of presidential portraits to visually show the decline of the country, I would have put this Obamination many decades after 2018. Wow, are we ahead of schedule.

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  29. Ute67 says:

    WTF is going on under that dress that Michelle is wearing? I guess she is supposedly resting her arm on her elevated right leg, but alternately he(r?) body position is more aligned so that she has mounted Barry, who is down on all fours under her dress, and Michelle’s arm is resting on his head.

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  30. Darwinian Arminian says:

    Holy shit, I think I saw this earlier at Steve Sailer’s but I just assumed it was some goofy novelty pic, maybe produced by the same guys who gave us those paintings of dogs playing poker. It never would have occurred to me that Barry himself would have signed off on an image like this as the visual depiction of how he wanted to be remembered as “head of state;” it looks too much like something the Groypers would have thought of first and slapped together as a joke meme. Hell, even looking at it now the first thing that pops into my mind is that Twitter GIF where Homer Simpson steps backwards and disappears into the shrubbery to avoid a public embarrassment.

    Obummer is already a president with many firsts to his name, and this might add to his number by making him the first one that used an official portrait to commit a Kinsleyan gaffe.

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  31. gunslingergregi says:

    worth the wait thnk

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  32. mendo says:

    saw this on gab. Can’t see the photo the same way anymore:

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  33. Leif Oldhart says:

    FORGET about those silly Obama portraits. Scroll down and view the two other paintings by the same illustrator. Then go read about the Haitian revolution.

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  34. BRUH says:

    ROFL WHININ BOUT A PICTURE AINT ALPHA BREH

    ITS BUTTHURT

    [CH: you might wanna check the follow up post. your faggoty hero confirmed for jizz bucket!]

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  35. squidz says:


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  36. Johnny Redux says:

    A cultish, macabre, drug-induced piece of degenerate art, fitting for a de facto [p]resident, and leader of the demonic democrat party. Only blacks, and a small clique of [w]hite ‘true believers’ – the types that practice all sorts of deviant behavior, including pedophilia and homosexuality, can appreciate this shite.

    On the positive side, most true, traditional Whites will immediately see the clear “us vs. them” dichotomy present in this trash work. So it is good that BHO and his transgendered wife put their “FU WHITE AMERICA” out there, front and center. I look forward to burning these after the revolution.

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    • Blastmaster says:

      Marxist use degenerate art as a weapon against traditional bourgeois culture. They get a special thrill when it is tax funded

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  37. Johnny Redux says:

    I am just glad that in present year, we live in more civilized times, doing away with the filth and degeneracy of the outdated patriarchy.

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  38. Johnny Redux says:

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  39. Donger says:

    This is the red pill of all red pills for people who don’t think Obama didn’t serve them.

    It’s not that some guy chose to paint Obama, but Obama who sought out the artist. I’m going to use this as a the ultimate litmus test on people and their worth.

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      Life is better, and the path clearer, without liberals and degenerates sucking away your energy and blocking your way to the next level of being. And that, really, is the purpose of all of this constant filth, attacks and distractions – to hold us back from being the true supermen that we are meant to be. We could have already have solved the issues of crime, disease, and poverty, and probably conquered true space travel and colonization as well, if left to our natural advancement in patriarchal homogenous societies, without the influence and machinations of alien peoples (who are not working in our best interest, but against them).

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      • Donger says:

        I always wondered how much further we’d advance if “no child left behind” instead instituted a program which accelerated the A-grade students

        I remember me and so many of my friends having straight A’s for so long that my first academic B was a slap in the face “oh I have to try now?” No wonder college-aged men are generally aimless. Nobody’s taught to want something greater by any culture or institution.

        “Things could be worse.” The phrase is a curse in common American parlance.

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      • Carlos Danger says:

        Its exactly why, so you are too preoccupied to compete with them.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      I reckon you’re correct. One thing shitlibs are somehow able to do is actually LIKE modern art. Or even worse: modern music.

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      • plumpjack says:

        do they actually LIKE it, or do they not know any better and are they just regurgitating what they’ve been programmed to regurgitate?

        I used to have a hot German shitlib gf and she wanted to go to dinner with some friends at a trendy restaurant. (this was back when I still went out and did normal couples things with girls, instead of only occasionally just dragging them along on the activities that I personally would be doing anyway, like I do now).

        anyway, everything about the place was horrible. the service staff were hideous and stupid. tattooes, piercings, bad-fitting clothes from vintage stores. the food portions were small and over-seasoned. the waiter spent five minutes describing the specials like he was letting us in on some ancient secret, going into absurd details about things like how the fucking lettuce was picked and transported via some kind of specially refrigerated truck. the menu was way overpriced. some 10″ flatbread thing that was basically a kids cheese pizza was like $18.

        six of us were crammed onto table that would barely seat four, right next to the kitchen where the ventilation hood was blasting and made you feel like you were in a wind tunnel. and it wasn’t even adequate so the whole place smelled like grease. you could barely hear yourself think, let alone talk, because the kitchen and the crowd were competing with each other to see who could reach the highest decibel level.

        everyone at our table was emphatically ooh-ing and ahh-ing at how omg! w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l everything was. and as far as I could tell everyone else in the place was too. you would have thought they had all died and gone to heaven.

        I stayed for the first course but then had leave early because my “you gotta be fucking kidding me!?” instinct kicked and the people I was with were just too stupid to find any humor in the whole thing. they were too busy signaling their exquisitely-refined taste for being duped into spending their shekels on such a shitty dining experience. it was like they were competing with each other to show who could take it to the ass the hardest and still pretend like they were enjoying it.

        when I tried to point out that the whole thing was a scam they looked at me like I was tactless Satan. so I just said I wasn’t feeling well and went down the street for pint. there would have been no joy in mocking them. this little bubble of self-delusion was all they had.

        so conclusion #1: shitlibs are stupid and can’t relate to things of quality.

        conclusion #2: shitlibs only “appreciate” things that subvert quality.

        conclusion #3: it’s easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than it is for a shitlib to enter the kingdom of reality. they are on a suicide mission and they will not be deterred.

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      • vfm#7634 says:

        “when I tried to point out that the whole thing was a scam they looked at me like I was tactless Satan.”

        Sounds about right. I’ll make a prediction right here: the next Mozart / Beethoven quality musical composer will be alt-right.

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      • plumpjack says:

        maybe “suicide mission” is not the best term. but they are definitely some sort of missionaries. maybe “victimhood missionaries”.

        you wouldn’t think piercing the bubble of a scam trendy restaurant would be on their list human rights violations, but there it is.

        Captain has talked about this. that shitlibs are the malleable religious zealots of our time.

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      • Donger says:

        Gucci gang
        That’s all I have to say about that…

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      • plumpjack says:

        “I’ll make a prediction right here: the next Mozart / Beethoven quality musical composer will be alt-right.”

        I’ve been thinking along these lines. we’re on the verge of an arts Renaissance and it’s going to be driven by /ourguys.

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      • Lichthof says:

        I spent 1.5 days in the Philadelphia Art Museum looking at the art from 12th century BC up to the 19th century.
        Beautiful, awe inspiring, spiritual.

        I spent 20 minutes in the modern art section. One (((artist))) had a mannequin with an opening/ closing treasure chest on her crotch.

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      • vfm#7634 says:

        “Captain has talked about this. that shitlibs are the malleable religious zealots of our time.”

        I think it also explains their softness toward blacks and Muslims. Those two groups are, quite simply, the modern art of the human race.

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      • plumpjack says:

        btw, the owner of the trendy restaurant I described above is a tribe member and was recently #metoo-ed by dozens of staff from multiple establishment he owns.

        sure is weird how all this stuff ties together.

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      • irishsavant says:

        They don’t actually like it because nobody could. They PRETEND to like it because doing so bestows (they imagine) a sense of superiority. Same with modern jazz. I gigged with a few who played it and they saw it purely as a technical challenge with no aesthetic dimension at all.

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  40. IWJan says:

    The artist has an affinity for hiding depictions of sperm in plain sight within his work. Did the trend continue?

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  41. Mean Mr. Mustard says:

    I’m sure that over the years, those paintings will come to be revered and placed in a location worthy of the subjects standing … in a toilet.

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  42. His hands are as big as his head

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  43. “I’m guessing mass chimpouts and CNN dispensing with the veneer and just scrolling FUK YT across the screen. ” LOL

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  44. anon says:

    Notice the size of the hands. They’re like the hands of Michelangelo’s David, disproportionate to the body. Maybe the artist is trying to symbolize the same powerfulness as David, or maybe it’s just aimed at Trump supposedly small hands, once again.

    Also notice Obama is spreading his legs, but covering up his crotch, typical of Obama. I think he has been thought to spread his legs to show dominance, but it doesn’t come natural to him, resulting in an insecure and incongruent body language, where he either grasps his hands over the crotch, or he only spread the knees while keeping his feet closer together. When he’s doing interviews he almost always crosses his legs, he almost only spreads them when he’s with other male leader – or sitting for a painting.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      “or maybe it’s just aimed at Trump supposedly small hands, once again.”

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Libshits appear to have a strange fixation on hand size.

      Maybe because hands are the closest thing to vaginas most of them… encounter… in real life.

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  45. Amasius says:

    On that strip of presidential portraits it’s a lot of fun if you start from the left. Forest Obongo has made me lol multiple times. When Trump gets added it could be even funnier. Man, man, man, CARTOON FOREST APE, man.

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  46. Glenfilthie says:

    Gabba gabba weebeejabba.

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  47. Amon Ra says:

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  48. MB says:

    This makes me somewhat sympathetic to the people who destroy Art and libraries and cultural icons for the sake of their own self-preservation. Like when the Talibs bombed out the Afghani Bhuddas.

    It’s deplorable. To me. But I’m sure the taliban saw it as necessary to prevent corruption and idolization of alien influence.

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    • Robert the Wise says:

      Except Buddhism isn’t an alien influence. Buddhism was in Afghanistan hundreds of years before Islam. Afghanistan would have been much better off if it had stayed Buddhist. DEATH TO ISLAM!

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  49. The portrait that looks nothing like Moochelle Obama actually looks like a very tanned Andrea Tantaros

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  50. tim hadselon says:

    One thing to keep in mind: Black women don’t really hate White men. But they do hate White women.

    The very White women are so “woke”.

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  51. oink says:

    once again, the left side of the lineup is the proximate cause of the right side of the lineup

    Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

    ye cucks,
    Having eyes, see! and having ears, hear!

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Many here have no love for presidents, past or present (bar one), starting with FDR.

      As a matter of fact, I recall most pinpointing FDR as the beginning of the end, when the (((poz))) got firmly ensconced into the various nooks and crannies of political and social power.

      And obviously, before one even gets to run for dog catcher, American politicians are vetted and bought and paid for.

      So what’s your point?

      Remarking upon the appearance of the portraits is merely that, has nothing to do with how deep the rot goes and how far back, nor any further support for those front faces who, again, had no real power of their own, but sure knew how to dance to the tune of the (((fiddlers on the roof))) behind the curtain.

      Pack it in, asshole… how many times do we have to tell you your shtick ain’t playing here?.

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      • oink says:

        HERREeeeeeTICUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!

        the disconnect over FDR may be your path to truth, fischkopf. possibly the only one

        the (mis)treatment of Lutheran polities at the hand of Purridan state should have clued you in by now. hard of understanding you are.

        at ur leisure take ur opine of the Evil Cripple for a spin with someone like P-Man or our resident Massa Mosby?

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Scheisskopf, your arcane and purposefully obfuscated method of distraction and avoidance are but tedious attempts to save face.

        Quit while you’re behind already.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • oink says:

        I’ll take that as “NO”.

        Suit yourself.

        I’m + Massa will freely share the Power with you and the other cucks just as soon as the pesky ((middlemen)) -that he himself appointed- are outta way

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  52. trocjoh says:

    The portrait needs something…

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  53. Greg Eliot says:

    The Illustrated Bix Nood

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  54. dickycone says:

    “Note: looks nothing like The First Linebacker.”

    That painting looks like an attractive black woman. So yes, nothing like MO. Now that I think about it, the idea that she is some kind of beauty queen was one of the first things that made me question The Narrative. I can’t be the only one.

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    • Good take, Dickey. It was the sleeveless arms from the start. Beautiful, said WashPost. All over town, even liberals snickered at that one. The ultimate Emperor, no clothes. Best part is? Liberals have to sit and admire her KNOWING she’s an ugly Silverback. On many levels, I’d prefer the Silverback. All of em, I think..

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  55. Art is subjective, beauty is not says:

    The artist whitewashed Michelle’s portrait _almost_ as thoroughly as the press whitewashed her husbands policy failures.

    Obama and his portraitist share a special bond: a warped perspective.

    I find the Obama portrait very fitting: a talentless hack painted a talentless hack.

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  56. Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

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  57. He literally has a sperm on his face.

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  58. Here is the original Barry O painting before final revisions.

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  59. meistergedanken says:

    And when you do some forensics on Michelle/Mike’s portrait, you uncover THIS:

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  60. Enfant Terrible says:

    The paintings are so ridiculous and ugly, that the only thing to do is laugh at them. Lololololololololololl….

    Barack Obama, King of Wakanda, and Lord of Clown World.

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  61. Amon Ra says:

    How about a permanent vacation ?

    – Vice Airs Documentary On Black ‘Healing Retreats’ For People Who Need ‘A Break From White People’ –

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/10/vice-white-people-passports/

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  62. Anonymous says:

    I for one like them.

    The first portrait captures the ghey facial satisfaction of finally leveling up to larger diameter b-ttpl-g.

    As for the second, Harambe never looked better.

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  63. Paul says:

    I need a white pill in a bad way. Someone please recount a story of raising a daughter in the last thirty years who grew up right and started a family young and lived happily ever after in a healthy traditional heterosexual relationship replete with many grandbabies.

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  64. blert says:

    For all time, flowers harken to the feminine.

    The florid floral background is cookie-cutter for the ‘artist’ —

    But seems to harken off towards Gaia… making Barry quite the ‘flower child.’

    As for the technique — one thinks of Photoshop and a laser printer of color.

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  65. martin says:

    it’s not a horrible portrait but it looks ridiculous for an ex president. By all means, put it in your house somewhere but something tells me he is going to regret being the only president being swallowed by a plant of some sort.

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  66. mendo says:

    Well….glad that mistake is getting fixed pic.twitter.com/akvK5vKju7

    — B. Wood (@DirtyKallahanX) February 13, 2018

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  67. Roy says:

    anons already pointed out copy/paste in the background of the gay mullato’s portrait.

    When I saw these I knew it was Affirmative Action artists. And what do you know?

    Affirmative Action: You know it when you see it.

    They couldn’t even find a competent portrait artist for fuck’s sake. The paintins are befitting of the frauds they both have always been. In so many different ways.

    Good Job! When the enemy is hurting himself you just get out of the way.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      His mom was white, but O’s always been, first and foremost, negro… to the point where he goes out of his way to dig up a negro (ahem) artist.

      Mixing ALWAYS leads to the mischling identifying with the nonWhite side, no matter how educated, advantaged, “cultured”, etc.

      And the mischling will ALWAYS advocate for what he considers HIS people, hence just a lifelong enemy of the White race.

      This is why NO MIXING, whether it be male or female, should be shined on or dismissed as “why do you care?”

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      • Enfant Terrible says:

        I have noticed that if the offspring of black male with white female, is a male mulatto, they will primarily identify with their fathers, and will emphasize their blackness over the white part. Probably because they realize that white people will never seen them as being white, versus blacks who will see them as being black. No doubt it creates all kinds of mental issues. And it’s probably worse if the father bails out, as blacks mostly do, and leave the boy to be raised by the mother alone.

        Females on the other hand, seem less mentally disturbed from it, and will be quite happy hooking up either with a white or a black male, which I suppose is typical of the female disposition.

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      • irishsavant says:

        mulattoes “emphasize their blackness over the white part. Probably because they realize that white people will never seen them as being white”

        That’s it, 100% sure.

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      • Cracker says:

        “Females on the other hand, seem less mentally disturbed from it, and will be quite happy hooking up either with a white or a black male, which I suppose is typical of the female disposition.”

        i’ve also noticed this

        unlike the mulatto males, many of the girls end up dressing more like white people, having white mannerisms, hobbies, etc. also usually speak in english not ebonics.

        they also tend to date and/or seek out white men. most likely because dad is white. typical for most daughters to be attracted to men like their dads so it makes sense.

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  68. vfm#7634 says:

    Heh heh heh… C H, you getting this?

    “Age, attractiveness and sexual history all have a crucial part to play, too, they found. In addition to those who were sexually satisfied in their relationship, younger people and less attractive women were also found to be more likely to be unfaithful.

    The same was not true for men, who were conversely more likely to cheat when their partners were less attractive.”

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sexual-satisfaction-relationship-cheating-increase-sex-infidelity-study-a8207211.html

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    • yewotm8 says:

      Unattractive women are less likely to get an alpha provider, so they need to get their bucks and their fucks from different men. Attractive women can get both from the same guy so they don’t need to cheat.

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      • Cracker says:

        they also know they aren’t hot so most likely any man who chooses her is settling for less than he can reasonably get in a girl.

        being with a man who has a higher SMV than her means she is going to constantly be looking for validation and reassurance from her man AND from men outside the relationship. low average and ugly girls are by far the most likely to cheat in my experience.

        girls like that are a bitch. you will work your ass off trying to please and reassure them and it will never be enough.

        and even though they should be god damn grateful to have the attention and commitment of a good man in the first place, they won’t be grateful at all. they will take take take and still betray you more often than more attractive girls.

        obviously always better to get a good looking girl, for this reason and many others.

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  69. Mabui says:

    “Reverse the Races. Imagine the shitlib media reaction if a White artist hired by Trump to paint his portrait had also painted White women holding the severed heads of blacks.” Switch the subject’s sexes too…

    The presidential portraits would seem like a white racist joke, designed to mock the president’s poor taste. They don’t fit with a narrative of political savvy unless he had an agenda of destroying our common culture and felt that he had succeeded. Perhaps they were commissioned when Mr. Obama sincerely thought they’d be unveiled in Hillery’s White House.

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  70. Rob says:

    he has a submissive position like ready for his daily whipping

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  71. syonredux says:

    A Gilbert Stuart portrait of our first President:

    Dunno which is greater, the decline in the presidency or the decline in artistic standards….

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  72. Amon Ra says:

    – Germany: Town teaches Muslim migrants how to pick up non-Muslim women –

    https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/02/germany-town-teaches-muslim-migrants-how-to-pick-up-non-muslim-women

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    • linky says:

      blacks will rise,since you whites shits hate blacks so much,why dont you just nuke us already,and do away with our black monkey ass,low iq etc

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Back to your old concern troll tricks, Miesz?

      You got banned once, are you going for the Exacta?

      This was brought to the chateau’s attention at least a year ago already… only a cuck fetishist would keep bringing it up.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • Ben Shona says:

      Hey CH,you might want to take on the Amy Schumer kerfluffle. Feminism!

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  73. LeShitlourde says:

    The negress warrior crap is laughable. I don’t think women realize how weak they really are or something.

    And in the event of a race war, it’s really too bad for black women; they aren’t even attractive enough to be taken as concubines by the invading army. They’ll probably just get the bullet too.

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  74. newlyaloof says:

    You can’t have this article without this picture:

    Stunning. pic.twitter.com/cTsMdfqfzT

    — Josef Bosch (@deplorableish) February 12, 2018

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  75. […] This is The Gay Mulatto’s presidential portrait. Now where have we seen that coverhand* before? Ah yes.…hands clasped in front of their crotches — is the international symbol of beta maleness. It bespeaks a deep shame of their vestigial masculinity. They cover their junk and hide it from the world, in case some ugly State U cunt is triggered by a micro microaggression. Shocked by the impudence of their twitching members, they beat them down and shroud them in hand-woven burqas. Perhaps one or two of these anti-men walk with their butts out a little so any hint of groinal protuberance is pruned, like an unwelcome sapling that has dared to reach for sunlight over an expanse of lawn sod with feminist armpit hair. https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/02/12/spot-the-beta-ex-president-and-his-giant-middle-finger-to… […]

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  76. Darwinian Arminian says:

    Looks exactly like the kind of painting you’d hang next to a velvet Elvis.

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  77. prolier than thou says:

    Is that Michelle’s erect nipple you can see in her picture?

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  78. A Patron of the Arts says:

    Perhaps the Obama portrait was inspired by this:

    https://i.imgur.com/2bK4clP.jpg?1

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  79. Scanman says:

    Both doodles are garish eyesores.

    The tranny humper has sperm on the brain.

    It’s all so perfect and fitting.

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  80. unh says:

    Has anyone found Waldo yet?

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  81. bigjohn33 says:

    Having taken art classes in high school it is pretty to see what is going on in this portrait. The artist took a photo of obama sitting in a chair and enlarged it. This is a really easy hack for creating very realistic looking portraits. You take a photo and draw a grid on the photo then draw (lightly) a larger porportional grid on a canvas. Maybe with this scale it was 10:1 or something. So a 1 inch square would be a 10″x10″ square on the canvas. Then you transfer the image using the grid as a reference. Not quite as bad as using a projector and tracing it, but close. Then once you have the image transferred it’s basically just color by number. The artist doesn’t really have to create anything, just copy it, and the end result is a very realistic looking portrait. Then the “artist” can create whatever background they want. The flowered background in obamas portrait shows the artist’s talent level is very very low. About like a middle schooler.

    People say the hands are the wrong size or he has an extra finger, I don’t think that is it. Those are the kind of things that look weird in a photo, but an artist wouldn’t go to the trouble of creating unnecessarily if he were cresting the image and not just copying it.

    That is my hypothesis. The image of obama is a little too realistic compared to the background.

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    • bigjohn33 says:

      This is a disgrace. A high school student could have done better.

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    • bigjohn33 says:

      Contrast it with Michelles’s portrait, although again approximately high school quality, appears to be an actual attempt at creating her image and not just photocopying it. It also, consequently doesn’t look very much like her.

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  82. Ned C. says:

    A Mark Rothko painting would have sufficed.

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  83. hard9bf says:

    “Coverhand: when the hands are positioned to conceal the radiating aura of a man’s power — his crotch — from view.”

    True. But in meatspace Ghey Mulatto never sat with legs apart — he always crossed his legs tightly, thigh upon thigh, like a woman.

    President Trump always sits with unapologetic manspread.

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  84. Anonymous says:

    Worse president than Herbert Hoover, out of his element and not very smart either

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  85. Capogambino says:

    The folds of fabric kinda looks like a vagina on his crotch

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  86. james says:

    Blacks being black.

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