The revolution will be atomized.
Here’s Le Chateau back in 2007 writing on sexbots and the existential threat they pose to the sexual market, and hence to civilization.
Sexbot Revolution Update
Apr 24th, 2017 by CH
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The technology has certainly improved.
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Welp, just another reason to learn Game.
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If it cooks, even alphas will buy it.
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Women cook, and women are cheaper. They’ll even generate income, if you’re into that.
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“The shadowy daughter of Urthona stood before red Orc.
When fourteen suns had faintly journey’d o‘er his dark abode;
His food she brought in iron baskets, his drink in cups of iron;
Crown’d with a helmet & dark hair the nameless female stood;
A quiver with its burning stores, a bow like that of night,
When pestilence is shot from heaven; no other arms she need:
Invulnerable tho’ naked, save where clouds roll round her loins,
Their awful folds in the dark air; silent she stood as night;
For never from her iron tongue could voice or sound arise;
But dumb till that dread day when Orc assay’d his fierce embrace.”
Blake, “America: A Prophecy”
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Ugh! Oriental Valley Girl with pitch correction?
Talk about splashing paint all over the peacock.
(((shakin’ mah haid fer the good ol’ days of Shonen Knife)))
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Hat tip to Shonen Knife. But, all is not lost!
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Gore-Tex jacket sold separately? What a ripoff!
This thing is nothing but metal plates? That’s way too cumbersome, but then again, this might be the Ford Pintos of sex robots until you can afford the real
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batteries not included…
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That jacket really tied the room together.
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Yeah, you’ve been writing about sexbots for years.
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Armageddon, come Armageddon!
Come, Armageddon! Come!
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Reminds me of the drive-in, back in the day.
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I could see some guys taking this in the car with them for those long drives.
Could come in handy for the carpool lane.
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God that’s creepy.
“…to a punishing 120 cycles per minute”
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For the most Fast and Furious fapper!
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The Fap and the Spurious
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They might find a better market among older gentlemen with more disposable income by teaching it to do prostate massage. If it could also make noodles it would be a killer app.
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You might have called on the revolution, but if you look in the comments, I correctly predicted feminist would try to ban sexbots. Google “ban sexbots” to see how a big a deal this is becoming.
[CH: for the record, i am against feminists banning sexbots without an equivalent restriction on female sexuality. the days of feminists getting what they want cost-free are over.]
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Those femifascists don’t want men to have sex, EVER.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes when they’re kissing?
A: They just can’t stand to see a man having a good time.
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[…] Sexbot Revolution Update […]
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Wait till the young Angelina model hits the market.
If this takes masses of omegas / betas out of the betabux market, and forces real women to improve their SMVs, then the world can only become a better place…after the losers are “plugged into” the BJ Matrix, we enjoy the additional plunder.
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In the near future women will start aping the “sexbot look”.
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For many women, aspiring to the function of sexual plaything would be an improvement in social status.
Also, most women would prefer to be the sexual plaything of a single man, even if she was forced to share with other women.
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They’re already sexing the apebot look.
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You are referring to this? Racist.
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They’ll ret-con these robots to make salat towards Mecca.
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The Goat and Little Boy versions will be yuge in the MENA market.
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Just learn that Emmanuel Macron is married to a wyman 24 years older than him. She has 3 children from a previous marriage and none with him. He is a Roth*schild banker.
Who has conjured this creature out of nowhere room be France president?
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(((Emmanuel Macron))). SO French.
Just a cohencidence.
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@DH…U misspelled ‘Maricon’!
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Such simple construction. Some basic wood and diamond plate.
I don’t see a reason one couldn’t be built to multitask. It would be great to wake up in the morning to a blow-job while it cooks your bacon and a fresh waffle or two.
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Even better, you can control its shopping activity through the smartphone interface.
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Yeah, the kinetic motion of the “head” bobbing up and down could be used for something–while not to the level of heating up a hotplate, there’s gotta be some way of using that in an efficient way.
Or the head could have an attachment that with each head bob, it stirs the waffle batter.
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Was doing some patent research and found this 19-century device which could be modified the same way :
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It can flip pancakes off its back? I could see that.
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Lucius–although the k-pop song was terrible, I enjoyed the fact that the dresses of the robot girls in the video, with their bars of light, paid homage to robot Maria in the silent film Metropolis. That at least was a nice touch.
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WIr wollen zusehen, wie die Welt zum Teufel geht!
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I’ve never gotten head from a chick while she was wearing a winter jacket. I now have a new fetish. I don’t care if it’s Spring. Break out your winter jacket biatchh.
Also, next time I get my dick sucked, I’m going to count the cycles per minute. She better hit at least 120. Gotta keep up with the competition ya dirty bitch.
[CH: Newest qualification line: “Are you a 120 girl?”]
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Gives new meaning to the term: winter ‘jackit’
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Listen girl, I got a blowjob machine that can be stored under my bed. Unless you hit that 120, I’m gonna store you under my bed.
Blowjob machines don’t age a day baby. That shit is tempered steel, 100 % pure ada-fap-tium. All I gotta is replace those batteries.
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I, Hoebot
The Sperminator
Blade Hummer
Vaginal-Wall-E
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I, Hoebot. Heh.
Short Circunt
Jackworld
Sex Machina
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So…. when can the thirsty betas expect a post about How To Get A Sexbot To Send Nudes Of Herself?
After all, the Top Post has been looking for a challenger for far too long.
[CH: if a beta has to convince a programmable sexbot to send him nudes, he’s dropped a rank to omega.]
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It’s a Top Post because “how to” plus [sex] web searches are probably the most common in the world. Then once WordPress sorts and displays those links on the sidebar, people who visits this blog will click on it in a self-feeding loop.
[CH: maybe i should start very post title with “how to…”]
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Alas, yet another jest fallen flat!
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[CH: if a beta has to convince a programmable sexbot to send him nudes, he’s dropped a rank to omega.]</blockquote?
Wha? You never heard of comparison shopping? kekekekekekekek
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“Top Post has been looking for a challenger for far too long”
I didn’t believe there were so many thirsty betas until I noticed the “How to Get a Girl…” stays at the top of the Chateau (it drops down temporarily but it ALWAYS make a comeback to numero uno).
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I’ve been breaking horns over that phenomenon for months, here at the chateau… my pet theory is that, as long as that post stays at the top, the revolution ain’t never gonna happen.
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I can’t believe the guy said “toe-curling” suction.
Looks like we all owe Strapon an apology. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
And good luck with those “semi-hard teeth”. Just the thought of ’em cribbles mah risibility.
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Speaking of Straponlopithecus, I’ve surprised zhe never came here after the Syrian bombing, to add in xer 2 sheckels along with the other black pillers.
That would have been xer primetime to do so. And even as of late, with Trump’s low approval rating via (((the polls))) since we all know how much zhe loved them.
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I wouldn’t have expected her to neener-neener us on Trump, now that he’s in (((her))) corner. kek
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Some of the more reprobate commenters, and some obvious shills, seem to have made themselves scarce of late. Even the deviant kike has lost interest (which is par for the course for queérs) and returned to the soiled bedsheets in his parents’ suburban Ohio bungalow. Overall, that portends a return to the high-calibre kkk0mmentary that we’ve come to expect in these parts.
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Gagging reflex and sounds will be offered on a future download.
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It’ll be a firmware patch.
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heh heh…heh heh… he said “patch”.
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Hehe he said “firm”
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If you can actually “choke-out” the bot…
The whole thing is humorous, but I’m sure an aspiring engineer could build a full-body version with structural skeleton of lightweight plastic.
Programming would be the key thing, as well as receptors spread across the surface of the skin and buried within the bot. Imagine if you could change the settings from “easy” to “tease.”
I can’t imagine any practical limitations on the appearance of the mechanism, either, so I’m also inclined to wonder about which specifications would be most popular:
breast cup size?
bust-weight-hip measurements?
skin, hair, and eye color?
facsimile of age? 20? 30? 40? heh
height? weight?!?!?!
I can’t imagine a pear-shaped omega wanting a sex-bot doll he couldn’t lift or toss onto his bed, kitchen table, etc. Also, do we outlaw loli-bots? Is it cultural appropriation if a white guy orders a Nubian sexbot”?
I feel sorry for women. It’d be tough to trust “just the right amount of forcefulness and assertiveness” to silicon valley programmers. Also, would it always stop when she squeals? That might be very bad if it’s a good squeal.
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a white guy orders a Nubian sexbot
You mean one of those (((white guys)))?
I’ll give you a dollar for every Nubian sexbot ordered if you give me a dime for every Little Annie Fanny.
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Is there a Turing Test for blow jobs? Lol
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This video made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in 5 years. Getting a BJ from some planks, treadplate, rubber and a wig that you can style.
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I bet most of the guys buying this thing would wear the wig themselves.
Norman Bates rape!
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And the jacket… let’s not forget the Michelin Man jacket.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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That is disturbing
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I do not know.
I would not fuck such a thing.
Even less would I pay for such a thing.
However, if beta guys will prefer them, more women will be out there to Game.
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This sexbot is for males what Daddy Gubmint is to single females.
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Add in the coming legalization of prostitution and all of its current derivatives and the future looks bleak for the modern slut.
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Da-yum! Niggas will never leave the house with this shit here.
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I wonder if these sex-bots can be programmed to say, “Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!”.
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DON’T DATE ROBOTS!
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Or you can save the 1000 min this inevitably costs, though prices will drop as capitalism delivers…
Give up porn and jerking off altogether (go on that life altering process), take up manly hobbies (JFDI philosophy)
And use the 1000 to go on a wild boar hunting vacation in the Ozarks
Know what i saying muh fukker
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Would I get in trouble with authorities if I were to buy a life like sex doll and YouTube my beating the shit out of it.
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This is Hillarious. Can they provide a sex-bot with Hillary Clinton’s head? Just make sure you set that sucker on the proper setting.
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And right on cue, here is Tabi Jackson Gee writing in the Telegraph about how sex robots are more “dangerous” than everyone thinks. Why? Because we’re spending more making these things than looking at the “ethical and societal ramifications.”
In other words, the same people who told us the old society’s morals were outdated and repressive when it came to gay marriage are suddenly becoming moralistic when it comes to sex robots. They need to be slapped with this fact at every turn. If morals don’t matter, you can’t then way SOME morals matter.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/female-robots-why-this-scarlett-johansson-bot-is-more-dangerous/
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