It used to be that a woman would don an oversized men’s button-down shirt bathed in the afterglow of a mighty jackhammering, so that she could putter around in the kitchen for a post-coital snack. It is a sexy look, and was supposed to be meant for her man’s eyes only.
Somehow, in the past year, the shirt dress has migrated from the privacy of the bedroom to corporate boardrooms. The boardroom has become the bedroom. There are women wearing the equivalent of “I just got fucked” clothes in public. It’s not any less sexy to look at, but it is jarring to see it all over town. And most of these shirt dress-wearing women aren’t hedging their hedgerow with shorts underneath; that’s nothing but hip bone and panty peeking out from the high and tight shirt dress seam.
I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader what the shirt dress trend says about our currently operative sexual market.
I’ve seen asian girls at my office–shit, they’re like 70% the damn floor–wearing these, however with leggings underneath.
I guess it’s signaling that they know they’re not worthy of wearing such a garment while trying to show they can pull it off.
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“Basic shirt dress- A Prep favorite since forever.”
-The Official Preppy Handbook, 1980
[CH: this was a thing in 1980? maybe the circle of sex is closing.]
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Yes, but with big shoulder-pads. Sadly this would make most moder-era women just look more like linebackers than they already to. If the dress fits, eh?
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yep, might have been popular in the 80s but they were baggy not fitted like that, and a lot longer or with leggings under them.
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Shoulder pads on women is just shoulder-envy.
Looks like the barred shoulder look is coming back around here. I welcome the display of soft, smooth, glowing female skin.
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Shirt dress + knee high boots.
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I see that, and raise you daisy dukes and cowboy boots.
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No. Short skirts and thigh high socks.
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Boss Daddy is Daddy.
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This is news to me. I haven’t seen it around the streets of New York yet…
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Oy vey!
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This is old news, (((tomboy)))
You’re OT blathering is getting most telling.
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Yes. Old news. Let’s discuss serious things, mendo.
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You post a clip with Ana Navarro? On (((Bill Maher))) no less? Eesh…you really are struggling.
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are tasty as the real thing.
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It could also be their go-grrrl hamster taking over, since the dress shirt is masculine. (Yeah, women have blouses, but that’s a different garment altogether.)
This way to get to show off the post-coital ensemble, with a not so subtle hintity-hint-hint, while at the same time feeling empowered wearing something masculine just made for them.
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I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader what the shirt dress trend says about our currently operative sexual market.
I have no idea
maybe those women have sex with alpha/PUA? and that look “advertises” that they do?
maybe it is the opposite, women who dress that way are not having much sex, but they want to look like they do?
those women think about sex more than they think about work?
maybe they miss having an alpha male in their life, and despite their feminist you go girl attitude they secretly wish an alpha would sweep her off her feet, make her babies so she could stay home and bake cakes?
I have no idea.
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It signifies that corporate America is the man who is doing the fvcking.
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[…] The Revealing Zeitgeist Of The Shirt Dress […]
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Wonder how long it’ll be until they stop wearing clothes entirely in warmer climates/seasons? Now THAT will be jarring, especially considering the type of blubber many of these wenches sport nowadays…
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Boobs in public just passed as law, yeah?
I like Camile Paglia’s comments about that, that with freedom comes responsibility. If it’s about your boobs, don’t be surprised when it’s about your boobs.
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I can’t help worrying this fashion trend will eventually include land-whales in shirt-tents.
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I signifies the readiness of today’s women to have sex. There are less barriers to get her undressed. They are already half naked. Only for the right man tho. And not for the stinky pussy girls.
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Moving from post coital space to communal/corporate space signifies reality i.e., “I belong to the globohomo corporate/state conglomerate.
Women belong to their ultimate source of support, and that sure as fuck ain’t themselves.
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GBFM to the courtesy phone…
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Is it correlated or merely incidental that wimminz fashion has become sluttier and more immodest while women themselves have grown uglier, on average?
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That is called overcompensation.
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4 words: unnecessarily distracting and provocative
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Saw one of these just today at lunch. Attractive 30yo blonde. Having lunch with her husband. She was sitting right in front of me. In a white shirt a bit shorter than this example. As she shifted and crossed uncrossed her legs i could see her panties and crotch. She seemed to be enjoying her performance, while nibbling a bit off her husbands plate from time to time.
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classy
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Fashion is an industry of novelty before all else. However, it is also an industry where essentially everything has been done.
The goals of the long shirt, therefore are two: (1) to lower the chances of wearing what another chick is wearing; and (2) to act as bait to encourage desirable alpha males to make a go at hitting on her.
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The only thing I know about the increasing degeneracy is that wymyn won’t walk naked. Dressing is part of their beauty scam like makeup. A point where they can go most naked without showing the necessary to be immediately judged and ruled out by alphas will be reached.
How many points do dress hoaxing ad them? Makeup between 0.5 and 2
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This ties in with The Illusionist Hottie post from a few weeks ago.
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Well women know the advantages of fashion. After all, why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink.
They know that.
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Not entirely. One, women wear makeup because other women do and they don’t want them to have an edge. Plus, from a distance, they do look better. Its only up close that you see Barnum and Bailey. Two, they wear “foundation” because it gives their skin a uniform texture and color. You know how one woman will say that another is beautiful because of her skin?
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Maybe it’s the impending wall coming but most guys my age (26) have better looking skin than the girls around us. Kinda sad
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it’s all the sugar that the young girls eat that is ruining their skin
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*eat and drink
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Its a shame its not right after 9/11. They could just wear flag panties and bras. Maybe if Trump MAGA’s mightily?
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“I’m an edgy woman that knows how to take a symbol of the patriarchy, the button-down shirt, and make it into something chic that tells the world I’m not afraid to challenge sexism. I also like to get fucked.”
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I guess I do not live in a sophisticated enough (Sex and the City) city. Haven’t seen this yet. I have though seen Internet ads for the man’s un-tucked shirt.
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Damn distracting look! (neck down, at least)
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This look just screams Dammit! Where have all the good men gone?
Where’s my alpha pony?.
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These look like the fucking mom jeans of dresses.
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My wife sometimes wears these but always with a belt cinching it in. I showed her this posting and she told me shirt dresses are supposed to be worn with a belt specifically to avoid the Hey, I just got fucked look. So I guess women wearing them Sansabelt are either clueless or knowingly trying to project the I just got fucked look.
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not clueless. they know exactly what they are doing.
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a belt would actually help cinch the dress to the contours of the female form, unlike the billowy garbage bag shapes here.
forget about the slut look. this is sloppy seconds chic.
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slobs
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It could be either a jactation for the lack of the boffing they so desperately want and need but can’t seem to get with their go-grrl attitudes scaring away all the desirable men or, paraphrasing Omar, it could be just another symptom of the rampant ever-increasing degeneracy of our times. Women are getting sluttier by the minute; and all the while they receive kudos for it.
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Just a regular fashion shift. Roll with it guys. There’s very little we can do about it.
Besides it is mostly about the female pecking order and not about you.
Per Schopenhauer, “To treat women with extreme reverence is ridiculous, and lowers us in their eyes.”
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The worst thing about this is that they will be made in sizes to fit fat cunts, ruining the sexy look for all time. This, of course is understandable when the fashion design houses are ruled by faggots and feminists. Its all just another strand of (((the plan))).
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The only people who (should) care what women wear are other women and maybe some fashion dethignerth.
It ain’t the clothes, it’s what’s IN the clothes.
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nah. what they wear is a big clue to what kind of girl they are.
feminine but modest clothes mean she wants to attract a man. but only the right man
slutty or trashy clothes mean she wants lots of attention and doesn’t care at all who the attention is from
super casual, sporty, and/or unfeminine means she’s lazy and doesn’t care what men like, she wishes she was a dude, or she is deliberately trying NOT attract men’s attention because she knows in her heart she will screw it up if she does.
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If they buy a man’s shirt then they don’t have a man.
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It’s not any less sexy to look at
It is less sexy for 2 reasons.
1. It is not your shirt. When a girl chooses to wear your shirt post coital she is acknowledging herself (temporarily) as yours.
2. That shirt fits properly. A girl wearing your shirt looks cute because she looks little and vulnerable with the neck of the shirt exposing a lot of her chest and sitting lopsided on her (maybe exposing her shoulder) and the sleeves rolled up almost all the way so she can use her hands. A little girl playing dress up in her daddy’s clothes.
3. She is barefoot. When a girl walks barefoot she puts more weight on the ball of her foot giving her either a spring in a step or walking with a little patter.
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