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What Was Rachel Dolezal’s Motivation? »

They Live

Jun 15th, 2015 by CH


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150 Responses to “They Live”

  1. Wyatt Mann says:
    06/15/2015 at 5:58 PM

    There must be something more to this. Wouldn’t they have asked for proof of ancestry before being hired?

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    • Canadian Friend says:
      06/15/2015 at 6:49 PM

      That would have been racisss

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      • Canadian Friend says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:55 PM

        When she said to them; ” aren’t you going to axe me proof of ancestry” they immediately concluded she was black.

        No questions axed.

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      • Wyatt Mann says:
        06/15/2015 at 9:32 PM

        Touche, hombre.

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    • da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM) says:
      06/15/2015 at 9:25 PM

      da gbfm is adoptinbgz!!!

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    • ‘Reality’ Doug says:
      06/16/2015 at 1:18 PM

      For the sheeple, tingles are proof, the only kind.

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  2. Greg Eliot says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:00 PM

    Droll.

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    • Captain Obvious says:
      06/15/2015 at 7:11 PM

      RUSH LIMBAUGH ON FIRE TODAY!!! Talking about how this is all the work of Social Psychologists [== Evil Psychiatry Inc] poisoning the culture and that no appeal to Reason can stop it – that these sheep are being manipulated at a very deeply emotional and irrational level, and that we can’t pull them back from the brink with any sort of appeal to logic or [what ought to be] their rational faculties.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 7:13 PM

        WE LUV U, RUSH!!!!!

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 7:15 PM

        http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2015/06/15/our_overnight_orwellian_unraveling

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 7:16 PM

        How To Escape The Age Of Mass Delusion
        http://thefederalist.com/2015/06/08/how-to-escape-the-age-of-mass-delusion/

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      • Laguna Beach Fogey says:
        06/15/2015 at 7:39 PM

        What role did her Christian missionary parents play in her disorder?

        They’re the ones who adopted 4 black babies and moved to South Africa to do good works among the black savages.

        That’s the angle no one seems to want to investigate.

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      • George says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:26 PM

        There’s an interesting point alluded to in that federalist article that I hadn’t considered.

        A woman gets banned by her gym and labelled a bigot because she told management that a man—who she only later learned “identified as female”—entered the locker room while she was getting undressed. Comedians who dare tread into trans territory are shut down. Never before have the media and pop culture dictated in such a draconian manner how each and every one of us is supposed to think about identity. Our own identity.

        So, not only does the (real) woman in question have to submit to a “they are no different from you” rule, but also a “you are no different from them” rule.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:41 PM

        LBF, and all other Chateau Denizens – you simply must read Stella Morabito’s “How To Escape The Age Of Mass Delusion”. It describes everything we talk about at the Chateau, right down to a counterattack based on “Laughter and Love”. It describes how these at-risk personality types [to include pretty much this entire Dolezal family] will fall under the spell of whichever party line the propagandists are pushing at the moment.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:44 PM

        MASS DELUSIONALISM

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:46 PM

        MASS DELUSIONALISM

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:48 PM

        George, it’s an outstanding overview of the work of Evil Psychiatry Inc throughout the 20th Century, and how they are on the cusp of their greatest victory since they overthrew and murdered the Romanovs in 1917/1918.

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      • Cortesar says:
        06/15/2015 at 10:02 PM

        I do not think that Limbo will agree with your equation
        “Social Psychologists [== Evil Psychiatry Inc]”
        He would not even come close to name what you label “Evil Psychiatry Inc”
        (and used to name by its more truthful name Frankfurt School)
        For him ” Social Psychologists” is a faceless liberal organization, one he can bash infinitely, get the money and followship of credulous multitude, deeply unconscious of its ignorance
        I would not expect to see you among them

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      • Tilikum says:
        06/15/2015 at 10:51 PM

        No Joo’s to blame? In-conceivable!!

        Lol, JK (an ya, I’m STILL not Jewish:)

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      • Bill says:
        06/15/2015 at 10:56 PM

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      • Bill says:
        06/15/2015 at 10:58 PM

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      • Will says:
        06/16/2015 at 4:21 AM

        Does rush ever recognize that the “liberal” he always generically identifies are really the j ew? He is (was?) great but without race realism he is missing the big picture.

        Remember the naacp was initially founded and run by j ews. The nigs are too stupid and lack the organization skills. The j ews just weaponize them.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/16/2015 at 7:32 AM

        Rush isn’t a fool. And he is the ONLY major media figure who is talking about the relentless cultural assault by Evil Psychiatry Inc. In fact, most of his shows nowadays don’t even talk about whichever asinine feint-du-jour “Look, squirrel!” misdirectional sleight-of-hand we’re “supposed” to be talking about, and instead he concentrates on detailing the underpinnings of this relentless cultural assault designed to destroy Western Civilization. Rush really is a Lone Voice in the Wilderness at this point.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/16/2015 at 8:01 AM

        Talmudikum filing his NKVD political officer’s report for the day. Mazel Tov! Next year in Anchorage!

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      • tteclod says:
        06/16/2015 at 6:45 PM

        Thanks, Cap!

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/16/2015 at 7:42 PM

      If you guys don’t think every picture of her screams yenta, then I can’t help you.

      Damn, the “orange” meme poster makes her look like a cross between Streisand and Carole King.

      Daddy should demand a DNA test… I bet mommy had a grades-fer-grope session with one of her community college professors.

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  3. PA says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:06 PM

    Rowdy Roddy Piper was my favorite wrestler.

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    • mendozatorres says:
      06/16/2015 at 8:44 AM

      I liked him when he returned in the late 80s, early 90s. Always had a great stage presence and I enjoyed when he’d announce with Gorilla Monsoon.

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      • mendozatorres says:
        06/16/2015 at 11:55 AM

        Beautiful!

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    • PA says:
      06/16/2015 at 8:54 AM

      Piper and the classic coconut attack.

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      • VRW says:
        06/16/2015 at 4:06 PM

        is that Superfly Jimmy Snuka?

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      • mendozatorres says:
        06/17/2015 at 1:39 PM

        That’s the Superfly!

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  4. Greg Eliot says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:07 PM

    On a side note:

    That NB3 buzzkill.twitter update shows a picture of this Lowenstein… tell me she’s not a dead ringer for this NAACP gal.

    Christian missionary parents, my eye.

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    • The young fogey says:
      06/15/2015 at 6:29 PM

      Actually the Christian missionary backstory makes her make sense. She’s the daughter of Nice White People, hippieish do-gooders who adopted a bunch of black kids. She’s heard Black Is Better all her life. What goes around comes around. What really galls me are the phony threats and false report to the police. She wasn’t a harmless nut. She would have framed an innocent person if it kept up her charade.

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      • James blonde says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:12 PM

        This entire incident begs the question; What is a blak person?

        If helping and caring about black people qualifies a person to be black; then most black people arnt black; and quite a few white people are.

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      • Laguna Beach Fogey says:
        06/16/2015 at 8:05 AM

        Observing her Christian missionary parents doting on their black babies and converting the noble savages in Africa, eventually young Rachel came to equate being black with being loved.

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      • theasdgamer says:
        06/16/2015 at 8:20 AM

        I tutored inner city kids. I be blak.

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      • PA says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:24 AM

        I’ve never volunteered to help blacks with anything, therefore I’m black.

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      • Kate Minter says:
        06/16/2015 at 11:03 AM

        +1 She was even more desperate to fit in than Bruce Jenner.

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    • dontblamechristforstupidity says:
      06/16/2015 at 7:35 AM

      I disagree with your suggestion that the Christian missionary background of Rachel Dolezal’s parents played a role in her racial identity disorder.

      Christian Mormons are heavily involved in missionary work. The state of Utah, which has the highest concentration of Mormons of any state, consistently votes Republican in presidential elections by over 70%. By comparison 57.17% of Texans, who are generally perceived as conservative, voted Republican in the 2012 presidential election.

      Christianity is a conservative religion, as is the case with religion in general. It’s true that liberal Christians like Dolezal’s parents exist, but they are very much the exception.

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      • tteclod says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:14 PM

        A more careful analysis would reveal better correlation with skin color. Especially if you look at county-level voting maps of Texas. But whadda I know, my people have only lived in Texas since all the crackers moved there from Florida after the war between the states.

        Christianity is desperately susceptible to liberal bias. For example, Mormons are a religious grouping founded upon the fabricated revelation of a known and well-documented charlatan, Joseph Smith, succeeded by bloodthirsty killers. That delusional sect is directly responsible for the admission of professed homosexuals into the Boy Scouts of America, as well as the reinforcement of several other depraved corruptions of boys and men.

        Burn it all and start anew.

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      • corvinus says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:40 PM

        I’m sorry, but Republicans seem to be just as idiotic as Democrats when it comes to groid worship.

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      • Will says:
        06/17/2015 at 7:48 AM

        I can reinforce this status seeking. An acquaintance w 3 white sons also made a great show that he and his wife went to africa to adopt an afrcan kid. Oddly, he is an attorney with “status” yet continues to brag about his lutheran tithing and “mission trips.”

        Bragging about tithing is a no-no from biblical perspectivebut then there is no “I’m better than you” if he doesn’t brag…. I see your tithing and raise you an african child.

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  5. Greg Eliot says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:08 PM

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/15/2015 at 8:05 PM

      This is the “buzzkill” Lowenstein.

      Uncanny resemblance, don’t you quite agree? :duckface

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:56 PM

        http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/15/as-georgetown-student-hillary-campaign-aide-tried-to-ruin-off-campus-parties/

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    • mendozatorres says:
      06/16/2015 at 8:46 AM

      Yup…the square jaw, fat face…in fact, that’s one helluva sinister grin. She’s not even smiling. It’s forced, like her agenda…BURN!

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      • chi-town says:
        06/16/2015 at 12:05 PM

        Even diluted to parts per million that jaw is lethal boner killer. Nature demonstrates her cruelty once more.

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  6. They Live | Neoreactive says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:10 PM

    […] They Live […]

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  7. Anonymous says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:26 PM

    Rachel Dolezal Sued Howard University for Refusing to Hire Her Because She Was White

    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/06/15/dolezal-sued-howard-university-for-refusing-to-hire-her-because-she-was-white/

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    • tteclod says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:31 PM

      From the linked article.

      “You have to wonder how many more white people are out there passing themselves off as black. Blacks passing as whites is fairly common as well as being understandable. But white people who take advantage of affirmative action programs to gain an advantage in educational and employment opportunities by claiming to be a race they are not should be exposed as the racial charlatans they are. They should also be forced to pay back any monies they specifically received due to their race while living under false pretenses.”

      Ignorance of irony shames men.

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  8. Hackett To Bits says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:34 PM

    Who let da dogs out!?
    Woof, woof, woof, woof

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  9. burke says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:35 PM

    best fight scene in cinema

    also, good movie to get laid, girls get pretty bored of it. along with big trouble in little china. with the notebook, you have to wait til the credits

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    • Lucius Somesuch says:
      06/16/2015 at 1:07 PM

      Since we’re talking shape-shifters, what about “The Thing”?

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  10. fredmertz says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:48 PM

    She’s out now.Niggers are not gonna let all that cibble rights money go to some cracka bitch!

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  11. St says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:49 PM

    What movie is this?

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    • paddy says:
      06/15/2015 at 6:58 PM

      “They Live”

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      • Starets says:
        06/15/2015 at 8:13 PM

        It’s a good documentary about Eskimos.

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  12. Canadian Friend says:
    06/15/2015 at 6:59 PM

    My apologies for being off topic, but for those who argue women are not fatter these days than they used to be, here is something for you…

    http://www.amren.com/news/2015/06/cdc-average-american-woman-now-weighs-as-much-as-1960s-us-man/

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  13. geo says:
    06/15/2015 at 7:05 PM

    superbe comédie

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  14. Bill says:
    06/15/2015 at 7:09 PM

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    • corvinus says:
      06/15/2015 at 7:21 PM

      Thank you.

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/15/2015 at 8:03 PM

      Barely out of the cradle, but I can tell already, this gag is NEVER gonna get old.

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  15. Jimorbid says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:09 PM

    Am I the only one who found this post absolutely hilarious? Well done.

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  16. Mr Bigglesworth says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:14 PM

    She’s so incredibly disturbed, I almost feel sorry for her. But then I remember that she’s made a career out of race baiting anti white hatred, and I’m glad the Sideshow Bob lookalike ran face first into karma.

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    • anon says:
      06/16/2015 at 9:58 AM

      oh no u dih unt!

      das my blud

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  17. David says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:24 PM

    Part of her is impossible to understand, the race baiting. Black people and her parents don’t care about that.

    Part of what she did is easy to understand — and this is the part that bothers her parents and all the black commenters. She believed that she was racially discriminated against at Howard University, the black school which she apparently attended as an “out” white person. Since she wanted a career in the race industry, or it was all she could expect to get, she realized she had better be black. Otherwise she would never get anywhere because of discrimination.

    So she passed for black and did pretty well at it. Too bad her OWN MOTHER outed her.

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    • Mr Bigglesworth says:
      06/15/2015 at 8:40 PM

      It was about more than advancing her career (although that was a primary motive). She made up bogus claims about receiving hate mail and nooses being outside her house. Her entire identity became “black victim”. She even claimed her adopted (black) brother was her son, to perfect the image of a persecuted black mother. She’s a teacup short of a picnic. However, to maintain that facade for years on end, is a genuinly impressive feat of deception.

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/15/2015 at 9:24 PM

        > “She’s a teacup short of a picnic.” Read the Federalist article and Rush Limbaugh’s commentary on it, way up above here. Evil Psychiatry Inc targetted these at-risk personalities for brainwashing, and now we’re seeing the results of a century of EPI laboring away virulently at their Master Plan.

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    • tteclod says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:37 PM

      That may be the most important observation from this whole sad sequence of events: as a white woman, she obtained no sympathy, but as a black woman, she became a leader of a civil rights organization. The moment it appeared she was part of the hated white minority, all the goodwill she earned pleading the rights of the black majority was flushed to make way for the latest pogrom.

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  18. Anonymous says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:30 PM

    Fucking classic! I actually saw this actually good B movie at the theater, which was completely empty aside from me

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    • Tanked says:
      06/15/2015 at 8:47 PM

      I was a big Meg Foster fan. Great as Evi-Lyn.

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      • mendozatorres says:
        06/16/2015 at 12:04 PM

        She sure was.

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      • mendozatorres says:
        06/16/2015 at 12:05 PM

        There was a 3-part episode of Quantum Leap called “Trilogy” and she plays a crazed mother. Very spooky all around. Nice feat for the series: each episode is linked in time to the other.

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  19. PA says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:33 PM

    Somewhat on topic: hidden meanings in Kenny Rogers’ songs.

    – “She Believes in me” is about him cheating. The secret friend is not just a guitar.

    – in “Coward of the County” he shoots and kills the Gatlin boys. It wasn’t his daddy’s picture he reached for above the fireplace.

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  20. PA says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:43 PM

    The article and lede on Yahoo news:

    “Can Rachel Dolezal Really be Transracial? She may love black culture but that doesn’t justify her claim on racial identity, experts say.”

    What fucking ‘experts’? Anything outside of the Sailersphere is, I conclude, news analysis for consumption by people with two-digit IQs.

    The lede goes “The white privilege factor.”

    Hey, there is that news article CH tweeted today about four nogs who killed a four year old white girl. America is the retarded clown version of Bolshevik Russia.

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  21. Festus says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:43 PM

    Good fo’ dis blak ladie. She dun fool duh NAACP!

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  22. eyeslevel says:
    06/15/2015 at 8:53 PM

    Here’s the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIOADbyHAY

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    • Captain Obvious says:
      06/15/2015 at 9:25 PM

      Awesome!

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  23. Luxanctus says:
    06/15/2015 at 9:49 PM

    This is a hill for the Left to die on, which is why the media will probably shove the story down the memory hole as soon as they can. Here’s a long post.

    The Cool People(tm) tell us that race and gender are social constructs; meaning that they are concepts with no necessary foundation outside of the human mind and which are — depending on context — superfluous or pernicious when properly understanding or fairly dealing with people. Therefore, it is praiseworthy to “deconstruct” them; i.e., make brutal sport of customs and mores connected with race & sex in a way that would make our fathers laugh or gag.

    It follows that Rachel Dolezal did nothing wrong. There is no principled objection to her desire to be black. If this be permitted, then white people will be able to take advantage of affirmative action and other set asides. Black people will not have this. If transracialism is valid, then the Leftist coalition collapses.

    But if transracialism is denied, then transgenderism must follow, for they proceed from the same principles. Now things get interesting.

    Transgenderism is the logical outgrowth of the acceptance of homosexuality. The acceptance of homosexuality is the logical outgrowth of the sexual revolution of the 1960s. The sexual revolution of the 1960s is the logical outcome of egalitarianism. Egalitarianism is a core, non-negotiable tenet of the Enlightenment.

    The logic proceeds like a rip in nylon running up a woman’s (and Bruce Jenner’s) pantyhose. If the antecedent necessarily implies the consequent and the consequent is false, then the antecedent must be false. Logic has no pity. Therefore, the Enlightenment flies or falls on this issue.

    Therefore, the Cool People(tm) will bury it. This is not a debate; it’s a fight. Expert hate-poasters agree[1]: “The real reason why transracialism doesn’t exist but transgenderism does is that transracialism does nothing to normalize deviancy.”

    [1] http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/8471-low-effort-transracialist-busted/page__st__100#entry208817

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  24. They Live | Reaction Times says:
    06/15/2015 at 9:54 PM

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  25. The Spirit Within says:
    06/15/2015 at 10:34 PM

    Who is that guy?

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    • [S] says:
      06/16/2015 at 4:54 AM

      Rowdy Roddy Piper, big wrestling star in the 80’s.

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/16/2015 at 6:44 AM

        Strapon don’t like references from the eighties… and he certainly don’t like movies that out his tribe. lzzozlzozlzolzozozozlozlozlozl

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      • tteclod says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:44 PM

        Greg, what’s hysterical to me is that a black buddy from college introduced me to “They Live.” Not coincidentally, he was the most square black man I ever met, bar none, and I live in the south and work with black professionals and investor-class success stories.

        We need to coin a word for black men who aren’t of “the tribe.”

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/17/2015 at 10:42 AM

        Don “No Soul” Simmons?

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  26. Musashi says:
    06/16/2015 at 5:17 AM

    Sweet!

    From Hitler hausfrau to High yella….it’s just that easy.

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/16/2015 at 6:45 AM

      I still say she’s related to that other Lowenstein gal… somebody check her daddy’s DNA.

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/16/2015 at 6:46 AM

      I still say she’s the lost twin sister of that Lowenstein gal.

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  27. Vacuous1 says:
    06/16/2015 at 5:21 AM

    They be livin’ an shit…

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  28. coolstorybro.txt says:
    06/16/2015 at 5:28 AM

    it’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. and I’m all out of gum

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  29. Jack H says:
    06/16/2015 at 5:37 AM

    The beauty in all of this is that with facebook, twitter, 24/7 “news” channels, etc, this sort of ridiculous is accelerated at an amazing rate. The hope is that is accelerating to the end of its tether soon, and the sane will rise again.

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    • elmer says:
      06/16/2015 at 5:59 AM

      Mattress Girl probably hates this bish’s ass.

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/16/2015 at 6:48 AM

        Bish had her 15 minutes… now it’s this one’s turn.

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      • mendozatorres says:
        06/16/2015 at 8:47 AM

        This bish’s ass is probably better than MG’s.

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  30. docudan says:
    06/16/2015 at 6:12 AM

    This movie is a documentary… I shit you not!

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/16/2015 at 6:47 AM

      Just put the sunglasses on, people!

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      • tspark156 says:
        06/16/2015 at 6:58 AM

        You can take the sunglasses off and never put them on again. You can’t un-ingest the red pill.

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      • meistergedanken says:
        06/16/2015 at 1:18 PM

        ” You can’t un-ingest the red pill.”

        True, but I’ve seen guys get married that happen to vomit it back up again.

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  31. duderino says:
    06/16/2015 at 7:01 AM

    What realistically would happen if I lied about my race on an employment/college form? CBS news says it’s just a social construct, but what do employment laws say?

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    • Anonymous says:
      06/16/2015 at 7:32 AM

      Probably not much. You self identify and the company gets the AA benefits.

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    • Foolish Pride says:
      06/16/2015 at 7:38 AM

      Mostly if you say you are, you are legally. However some states send someone to verify your race in person. I believe Oregon is one of those that do.

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    • Zed, Lord of the Brutals says:
      06/16/2015 at 8:47 AM

      So who is this gov’t racial assessor, a race-ologist? Because just saying somebody looks like “something” sounds terribly racist.

      I thought these were the same fucks that said race was a social construct?

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    • nathan says:
      06/16/2015 at 9:55 AM

      According to the EEOC, for purposes of employment records, you are a member of whatever race you claim to be.

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    • elmer says:
      06/16/2015 at 1:22 PM

      Just keep your frame no matter what they say….

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    • tteclod says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:48 PM

      Mother of the mixed-race girl next door signed her into public school as black. Mother is white. I can see that going real bad in about ten years.

      As for the legal thing, once you pick a race, the local school district doesn’t let you change your choice.

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/17/2015 at 10:48 AM

        Mixed race does equal “black”, negro, whatever.

        What’s the issue?

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/17/2015 at 10:49 AM

        It’s already “gone bad”.

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  32. newlyaloof says:
    06/16/2015 at 7:13 AM

    Heartiste: OT, but I’d like to nominate the following song as the official “I used to be beta but now I see” song:

    Well, I heard some people talkin’ just the other day
    And they said you were gonna put me on a shelf
    But let me tell you I got some news for you
    And you’ll soon find out it’s true
    And then you’ll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
    ‘Cause I’m already gone
    And I’m feelin’ strong
    I will sing this vict’ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo

    The letter that you wrote me made me stop and wonder why
    But I guess you felt like you had to set things right
    Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky
    You can see the stars and still not see the light (that’s right)

    And I’m already gone
    And I’m feelin’ strong
    I will sing this vict’ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo

    Well I know it wasn’t you who held me down
    Heaven knows it wasn’t you who set me free
    So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
    And we never even know we have the key

    But me, I’m already gone
    And I’m feelin’ strong
    I will sing this vict’ry song
    ‘Cause I’m already gone
    Yes, I’m already gone
    And I’m feelin’ strong
    I will sing this vict’ry song
    ‘Cause I’m already gone
    Yes, I’m already gone
    Already gone
    All right, nighty-night

    As a beta, I would have thought certain artists were deep and showing strong emotions toward girls and how cool that was, but now I see certain people like Bruno Mars, for example, as weak beta:


    Swimming in your world is something spiritual! (belch)
    You make me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven (Seriously?)


    “I’ll catch a grenade for you, Throw my hand on a blade for ya. I’ll jump in front of a train for you. Do anything for ya.Take a bullet through my brain for ya.” (my ass!)

    The They Live glasses are cool for the visuals, but I have the alpha ear phones in now and I hear all this shite differently now.

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    • newlyaloof says:
      06/16/2015 at 11:47 AM

      So now that the beta blinders are off:

      Those passive aggressive and know-better siblings – I’m already gone!
      That judgmental, overbearing opinionated mother – I’m already gone!
      Friends and coworkers that used to enjoy jokes (at my expense) – I’m already gone!

      They have no idea how much someone that finally sees the red pill light doesn’t need them any longer.

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  33. KermitTheeFrog777 says:
    06/16/2015 at 7:16 AM

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  34. The Straw That Stirs the Drink says:
    06/16/2015 at 7:42 AM

    http://www.today.com/offsite/rachel-dolezal-breaks-her-silence-i-identify-as-black-465269315945

    Dey say Denile is a River in Africa after all…

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  35. Putin says:
    06/16/2015 at 7:55 AM

    Hard to believe…

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-15/obamas-anti-russia-policy-escalates-dod-tells-congress-nukes-are-still-table

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  36. mendozatorres says:
    06/16/2015 at 8:52 AM

    The AFTER’s better than the BEFORE. Also, that tweet on CH’s feed about her doing this to be a more attractive black women has some validity to it. Unlike Moochelle.

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    • oink says:
      06/16/2015 at 8:59 AM

      No, is not.

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    • oink says:
      06/16/2015 at 9:05 AM

      Natural blond hair, milk skin, proportionad features, subsummed look

      she was closer to mankind’s beauty ideal than any slore pushed forward by the Holywod/bigMusic Eskimoes.

      that’s how beauty is lost, one Rachel at a time.

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  37. chi-town says:
    06/16/2015 at 9:06 AM

    Huh, I have relatives in law, white Lutherans who adopted vibrant children. Guess how that turned out? They have been in and out of juvenile institutions more or less a clinic on the failure of nurture to change an essential nature.

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    • James blonde says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:05 AM

      you need a really high quality white person to make a black president; tour relatives are probably white podunks like you.

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      • chi-town says:
        06/16/2015 at 11:48 AM

        Not everyone’s relatives are part of a tour.

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      • Greg Eliot says:
        06/16/2015 at 7:36 PM

        All you need to make a black president is the backing of the men behind the curtain and a dim-witted voting public filled with students still wet behind the ears, clueless white folks looking for something-anything of a change from the likes of an equally dim-witted Republican president, and a growing majority of bloc voters who wouldn’t vote for Christ Himself if he ran as anything but a Democrat.

        Come up with something stronger than this trollery, t-h-w-a-c-k… your n1663r-babble shillery continues to enervate.

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    • Captain Obvious says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:07 AM

      Lutheranism is mass insanity. We made this point on a previous thread, but it’s worth repeating: The founding stock Germans in this country were NOT Lutherans – they were Anabaptist/Mennonite/Hussites. These Lutherans who infest the Midwest, from Iowa up through Minnesota, are completely frigging nuts.

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      • Forgot my alias again says:
        06/16/2015 at 8:01 PM

        And Reformed, i.e., Calvinist–in fact, I’d wager most of them were. Very compatible with the Scotch-Irish (the *real* Scotch-Irish). From what I know, they seemed to have intermarried quite readily–in certain parts of Appalachia, anyway. Lutherans are–and always have been–as remote and incomprehensible to them as, well, Eskimos.

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  38. PA says:
    06/16/2015 at 10:09 AM

    Reporters became suspicious about Rachel Dolezal’s race when she placed an uncomplicated order in drive-thru. And then she didn’t ask for extra of every condiment, and didn’t spend two minutes handing the food to her passengers before pulling forward.

    [CH: lmao. it’s funny cause it’s stereotypically true.]

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  39. Captain Obvious says:
    06/16/2015 at 10:11 AM

    UNC wrestling coach who criticized Title IX treatment of college men is fired
    http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/education/article24485476.html

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    • Captain Obvious says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:12 AM

      Toward the end of last year and the beginning of this year, Mock became the subject of much criticism for personal social media posts on a blog he set up after his son, a nationally ranked wrestler at the University of Tennessee-Chattanooga, was accused of rape last March by a student. Criminal charges were not filed, but the case went through the Tennessee university’s judicial process…

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      • Captain Obvious says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:13 AM

        “I knew the risks and considered the possibility of this happening six months ago when I started talking about the campus rape hoax and how colleges are responding to it. I have no desire to be a martyr for the cause nor is it my intention to draw attention to me by crying ‘look what they did to poor me!’. That is not the point.” Mock tied his job loss to what he described as a growing trend of silencing “any opposition to one’s beliefs and views rather than to encourage debate.”

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    • Captain Obvious says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:16 AM

      C.D. Mock went 35-0 in 1982 and won the NCAAs at 134 lbs. But all must be destroyed so as to preserve The Narrative.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_Davis_Mock

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    • PA says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:20 AM

      We are living in a state of war.

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      • Scanman says:
        06/16/2015 at 11:09 AM

        Truth.

        Nothing less than a brilliant campaign has been fought by the enemy. 95% of the people they have almost completely conquered not only have no idea they have been systematically attacked for the last 100 years, they have actually been “educated” to fight for the attackers.

        However, as grim as things look right now, I have never been more certain they will eventually lose because they cannot stop themselves from overreaching. Evil always destroys itself. That is it’s nature. I suspect that when the end comes for them it will come very swiftly and be very nasty.

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      • anon says:
        06/16/2015 at 3:35 PM

        this

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  40. Kate Minter says:
    06/16/2015 at 10:14 AM

    “If the 2016 race is between ∆∆∆Hillary∆∆∆ and ¡Jeb!, with a heavy heart I’m pulling for Putin. 38 minutes ago”

    Every man reading this and related sites needs to get behind Rick Perry. If you’re not political, it’s time to get political.

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    • PA says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:22 AM

      Rick Perry said that opposing white genocdie is “heartless.” To hell with that third rate chamber of commerce tool.

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      • Kate Minter says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:53 AM

        That was 2011. How much more naive were we all in 2011? No, Perry is staunchly anti-immigration now. It doesn’t really matter to me how a person arrives at a correct position so much as the fact that they do arrive there. If they originally erred on the side of mercy, so much the better.

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      • corvinus says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:42 PM

        That was 2011. How much more naive were we all in 2011? No, Perry is staunchly anti-immigration now.

        Juan McAmnesty was also “staunchly anti-immigration” during his last primary election, but flipped back to where he was once he was re-elected.

        I mean, honestly.

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    • The Straw That Stirs the Drink says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:25 AM

      Never going to happen…

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    • GasButtox says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:28 AM

      Kate,

      After I won Comment of the Week,
      My Buttox, you did desperately seek,

      I positioned for an angle that was oblique,
      To let out a plume, a streak,

      In the Gas you inserted your beak,
      In great joy, you were heard to squeak.

      -GB

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      • GalvanizedBucket says:
        06/16/2015 at 3:54 PM

        beautiful

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    • PA says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:31 AM

      I laughed audibly at “beak.”

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    • Ollie says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:53 AM

      Perry is a NWO cuck.

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      • Kate Minter says:
        06/16/2015 at 10:55 AM

        Huh? Do explain.

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      • King says:
        06/17/2015 at 4:32 AM

        Why, the corn dog picture explains it!

        If you must stick your nose into this Room of Gloom, get a good whiff of the stale stink for memory, and then retreat to fresh air. They have no way out of this mess, just more and more lurid descriptions of the mess. Every possible ally has some flaw, and they only know how to fixate on flaws.

        This isn’t a band of brothers. It’s a coven of socially crippled warlocks gazing at other people’s navels, waiting for a superhero.

        Matt

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  41. martin says:
    06/16/2015 at 10:21 AM

    A friend of mine is a famous professor in a sort of obscure field called musicology. He undoubtedly knows a lot about forms of music across a huge number of cultures. However, he believes that indigenous i.e. primitive tribal music is equal to European traditions of worship, dance, and concert hall music. He also believes that newer anti-colonial music that sprang up in rebellion towards European music in Africa and the Caribbean is wonderful. I would have to look up examples of this but one name to look up is Fela Kuti I think his name was, and another more famous example is Wyclef Jean. So this is all useless you might think but actually I think it is relevant to west for the following reason.

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    • martin says:
      06/16/2015 at 10:28 AM

      the left despises their own and has this weird belief that there is great value in minority things. I think they want that to be the truth at least and go to great lengths to try to prove it. I suspect that rachel woman feels the same way. that somehow, black culture has some sort of superiority for some reason. It’s very annoying because if you actually listen to indigenous music it is awful.

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    • Greg Eliot says:
      06/16/2015 at 7:30 PM

      Nobody ever made money… or got tenure… praising Western culture above all others.

      It would be churlish to dismiss three-chord “geniuses” for their contributions… and so our twelve-tone masters of axe and ninth-eleventh-thirteenth-chord harmonizers all pay lip service to the likes of Muddy Waters and Chuck Berry.

      Compare the white energy the Beatles brought to a note-by-note rendition of the Isley’s greasy version of Twist & Shout… compare Pete Townshend’s version of Eyesight To The Blind to Sonny Boy Williamson’s original tripe… compare the likes of Led Zeppelin to the entire panoply of their alleged “influencers”…

      Then compare all of the aboves’ original compositions and find me any resemblance of “black sound”.

      Now take a hearing of the Temptations laughably attempting Hey Jude or Aretha Franklin butchering I Say A Little Prayer and Alfie.

      Whites can often do “black” music better than negroes… when negroes attempt white music, well… lzzozlzozlzozlzolzolzozlozl… barring, of course, the likes of darker-skinned entertainers who would be deemed Uncle Tomish by dey communitay., e.g., The Fifth Dimension, Dionne Warwick, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.

      Oh, but here comes t-h-w-a-c-k with a youtube of Pat Boone doing Tutti Frutti in 3… 2… 1….

      LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOZL

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  42. oink says:
    06/16/2015 at 10:54 AM

    now eski, moe banishes ones post to mod.

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    • oink says:
      06/16/2015 at 11:03 AM

      maybe it was slo, re

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  43. eyes open says:
    06/16/2015 at 9:48 PM

    still laughing

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  44. Webe says:
    06/16/2015 at 11:45 PM

    Now the score is Jenn-6, Roseanne-7 — she has just catapulted herself into the lead by rejecting rather than accepting you! She is now “better” than Jenn because she is so “superior” now that she has had a chance to pretend that she is too good to dance with an “average” guy.

    Google: Zen “how women keep score”

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  45. Shauna says:
    06/17/2015 at 3:16 PM

    Even with the perm, she is so obviously white. You know, based on the color of her skin.

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  46. SC says:
    06/18/2015 at 9:22 PM

    Rachel Dolezal did nothing wrong in my eyes. She did what she had to do to get preferential treatment in employment. If I could pass myself off as Black, Hispanic, or Native American, I would do it too.

    [CH: i think she did it to feel sexier. that, and she has latchkey kid issues stemming from emotionally distant parents who lavished most of their love and attention on their adopted bantus.]

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