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True Love

Gina blast from the past:

She still loves him to this day, deeply, truly. He still wistfully recalls her soft young lips wrapped around his cock. And, I bet he loved her too, then.

His haggard wife will run for President in 2016.

68 Responses to “True Love”

  1. i design handbags says:

    mossad agent

    then slicky willy lets china into the wto and repeals glass steagall

    best friend the bankers ever had

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Leslie Gore has a nice song of the same title, though a different song. I’d post it, but too many videos start threads a-churning due to some issue with plug-in-container/Shock Wave.

  2. dirkdiggly says:

    Check out the snarling maw of the interloper at the left edge of the frame. “But William…you’re married!! What are your thoughts on Kosovo?!”

  3. patrickg says:

    The best shivs are rooted in the truth. Simply telling the truth about the Clinton Crime Family, is considered a hate crime by the media.

  4. itsme says:

    anime eyes

  5. Greg Eliot says:

    I wouldn’t put too much stock in that look… it’s the same look she gives a Big Mac and double order of fries.

  6. Haven M. says:

    stories of cray bitches…but FRA’s don’t happen. Right? Girls are all but too ready to lie.
    http://cavemancircus.com/2015/05/05/never-stick-your-dk-in-crazy-22-guys-share-the-most-insane-crazy-ex-girlfriend-stories/

  7. He smoked pot but did not inhale

    Monica had sex with him but he did not have sex with her

  8. JayMan says:

    For the curious, here is what Monica looks like today.

    Even has a photo of Hilary for comparison.

    • OSP says:

      Almost a year ago, and who knows how many cheeseburgers.

      Jesus fuck, Hillary is uglier now than a year ago.

  9. Anonymous says:

    He should have resigned, gotten a quickie divorce and eloped with Monica. We’d all have been spared the return of Rodham to the Whitehouse. Another 4 more years. Phooey!

  10. imnobody00 says:

    It is hard for me to pity women, especially, American women. But I really pity Monica.

    Firstly, it is difficult to have any meaningful relationship when you have been with the leader of the Western world. Not only that, unlike most Presidents of the United States, the guy is not a beta but a womanizing alpha. It doesn’t get more Alpha Widow than that.

    Secondly, who wants to marry the woman globally known as the “girl with a dress with jizz”? Who wants to employ her so the company is known as “the company where the girl with the dress with jizz works”?

    Finally, she is the only pumped and dumped woman in the world who cannot claim victimhood status. Even prostitutes are entitled to that. Any other woman who had been banged and discarded by a politician would have received lots of sympathy and understanding, not to mention free publicity and the status of victim. Not Monica. She happened to be “the other woman” in a triangle where “the first woman” is Saint Hillary.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      After Clinton, she was dating some professor dude from Australia, and got pregnant by that guy, and then went to the @bortu@ry and murdered his unb0rn ch!ld. If you’re pr0-l!fe in this day and age, then you dadgum better learn to fake being a t*h*u*g so that your b@by will have a chance at l!fe.

      • gunlingergregi says:

        yea word thug babies never die that way

      • gunlingergregi says:

        no cs no job not staying with her she still gonna have that kid
        jesus told her not to
        family disowns her
        still having that kid
        someone gonna steal the kid and she never see it again
        she still having that kid

      • Captain Obvious says:

        GSGI, you just can’t treat them shabbily enough. The moment you the slightest signs of “Nice Guy”, then they’re off to the pharmacy for some Plan B or to the @bortu@ry for some D!lat!ion and Curett@ge. PRO-L!FE == THUG L!FE FTW.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        GSGI, I just had an epiphany. You know those wildlife specials where they show a big new male lion come in and chase off [or kill] the old Alpha of the Pride, and the very first thing the new male does is to murder all of the cubs of the Old Alpha? And the Lionesses don’t even lift a finger to stop the New Alpha from murdering their own ch!ldren? It’s because, to the Lionesses, the Old Alpha who sired the ch!ldren is now a Beta Loser whose children don’t deserve to live, and the Lionesses want the new, improved, superior seed to sire their cubs. Same d@mned thing with libtarded chicks and @bortion – if you’re nice to them, they think to themselves, “Beta Loser!”, and it’s off to the @bortu@ry they go. Frigging Darw!n!an N!h!l!sm on an epic scale.

      • blart says:

        “It’s because, to the Lionesses, the Old Alpha who sired the ch!ldren is now a Beta Loser whose children don’t deserve to live, and the Lionesses want the new, improved, superior seed to sire their cubs.”

        i think you have something here. think about how many women will kill, neglect, abuse, or discard their own children when a new alpha boyfriend comes into the picture. maybe in some cases the women are doing those things before the new guy shows up but i’d guess that a lot of them weren’t and their instincts just kick in to do whatever it takes to mother the children of someone they perceive to be a superior male to the father of the offspring they already have.

      • PA says:

        Susan Smith

      • Captain Obvious says:

        I know plenty of chicks who would throw down their own l!ves to protect their ch!ldren, but I also read the papers and I realize that many chicks will gladly sacrifice their own ch!ldren in order to please a new Alpha. It’s like frigging Biological Calvinism writ large, as though some [NAWALT?!?] women’s souls just don’t have any room for the most minimal of spiritual guidance in these matters. As though they are incapable of envisioning the millstone which will be tied around their necks when they are cast into the sea.

  11. zodak says:

    she’s got that DSM! would bang

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  13. JohnDSee says:

    I doubt he thinks about her when he’s not reminded of her though. I’m sure he has better chics in his memories. Unless she was the hottest chic he banged, in or out of office. Cheers.

  14. Travelove says:

    Unrelated but please don’t pass on commenting this shit “dadbod” fad

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/what-dad-bod-introducing-physique-5637231

    • Sentient says:

      What’s to comment on? Women don’t look at men the way we look at women. Cats are not dogs.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Been forced to watch some network TV lately. Thoughts: Gwyneth Paltrow was already WAY TOO OLD to play Ironman’s girlfriend in the Avengers. Also, I saw some old J00SPN anchorette interviewing a smoking hot young distance runner from Arkansas at the NCAA indoor championships, and it was shocking how much more hideous the anchorette was than the coed.

      • Captain Obvious says:

      • Captain Obvious says:

      • Glengarry says:

        It’s like college vs pro cheerleaders. Sorry old girl.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        More Network TV: Watched Heather Stearns [Baylor] pitching against UT-Austin…

      • Captain Obvious says:

        > “It’s like college vs pro cheerleaders.” COMMENT OF THE YEAR?!? Father Time is so very very cruel to the Fair Sex.

  15. Sentient says:

    I think this was the one that really got to Hillary. Monica was too fat to rattle her.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      Hitlery doubtless got a little gina tinglezzellololzz when she learned that Slick had given Gennifer $250 [or thereabouts] to go to the @bortu@ry and murder their l0ve ch!ld.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Again, for pro-l!fe dudes, there’s a real art to convincing these wh0res to carry the ch!ld to term. Gotta fake the t*h*u*g*g*e*r*y for at least nine m0nths in order to get the ch!ld out safely. Then [after you’ve secured cust0dy of the poor ch!ld] you can go back to being a n!ce guy again.

      • Ohiomega says:

        Jesus Christ, am I in the Twilight Zone? This guy is going to great lengths to convince his fuckees NOT to get abortions?

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Connie Stevens boffed Slick Willy?

      • Captain Obvious says:

        G-G-G-G-Gennifer Flowers lolllzzzlololllzz.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        As much gina tinglezzzlolollzzzzlol as Hitlery got from learning that Gennifer murdered the l0ve ch!ld, it still must make the old Rodham hole get all cold and dry and hard when she realizes that her husband stuck it in a h0 whose parents couldn’t even spell “Jennifer” correctly. “I’m a Wellesley gal who went on to Harvard Law and my husband is dipping it in a wh0re named “GENNIFER”?!? F*ck My L!fe!!!!!”

  16. been awhile since i commented, but i have a game insight that has been working for me. I guess this post may have inspired it.

    I hate the cliche fucking dull questions girls ask..like “what do you do” and “what is new”. You know, where you answer literally and it sucks the life out of the interaction and your nutsack. So I now answer “I’m the president of the United States” (or of her country if she is foreign). The key is to be really deadpan. Always gets a laugh and steers things in the right direction. It’s pretty funny in any context. And you can run with it.

    • PA says:

      I’ve said “male striper” and “nothing, I just got out of prison” before. Like you say, deadpan is key.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Also talk about your parole officer; e.g. you get an incoming call on your phone, and you say, “Excuse me, I gotta answer this; it’s my Parole Officer.”

      • PA says:

        CO- that’s really good. I’ll use that.

  17. no says:

    BC was recently caught on an island where underaged girls were being raped by wealthy old dudes or something like that.

    • Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh says:

      Slick Willy in that young filly. Heh. The fucker still lives up to his name.

      Oh, and for the record… you can’t rape the willing. Even if they’re “underage”. These old farts just throw a Prada bag at her after they blast baby batter all over her face.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        That island was run by an Eskimo, named Jeffrey Epstein, who completely corrupted the judicial system in Southern Florida in order to get off with a slap on the wrist. No surprise there, or that one of his lead counsels was the Eskimo, Alan “If da Glove dont Fit” Dershowitz [who himself enjoyed quality time on the island]. But the shocking thing was that Epstein’s other lead counsel was KENNETH STARR. We are so f*cked – it turns out that the guy who was supposed to have been prosecuting the Clintons is actually on their frigging payroll.

      • Greg Eliot says:

        That island was run by an Eskimo, named Jeffrey Epstein, who completely corrupted the judicial system in Southern Florida in order to get off with a slap on the wrist.

        Light unto the nations… a heavy cross to bear.

  18. bo jangles says:

    And for some reason at that moment the name of his wife escapes him…Hellen? Milly?..it will come back in a while..unfortunately.

  19. She wasn’t attractive then either. Yeah, she was young and not as fat then, but still misshapen by her indelible physical ugliness. BJ Clinton must’ve had some awful dry spell going to cause him to even look twice at that. She slobbed on him nine times, by the way (read the Starr report), so it wasn’t an isolated ‘mistake’, as the feminist apologists would have you believe.

    I have my doubts about Hillary’s ‘inevitability’ (the GOP can certainly fumble this time too, don’t get me wrong). It’s just that over the years, I’ve heard more than a few liberal-leaning women say they were disgusted by Hillary not leaving BJ after his serial cheating. And she needs the entire female vote to win, because she will get approx. three white male voters (Scalzi being one of them) in her column if the GOP manages not to screw the pooch with their candidate.

    • gunlingergregi says:

      thats the worse part of the whole thing she was but ugly
      and that is what the president of us had to cheat with’
      at that point anyone with a quarter of a brain left knew it was time to get the fuck out of us

  20. gunlingergregi says:

    that may have actually been the turning point in the drug wars when everyone realized to stay in us needed to be high as fuck all the time

  21. gunlingergregi says:

    thinking back to that time
    and the mantra of old us of anyone can grow up and be president with hard work and dedication or some shit
    at that time i was turning down fat bitches begging me to fuck em and giving me blowjobs to try and get sex
    i had hotter bitches for girlfriends than the president had a wife
    but really that had to be the turning point of when the us really started to go down the shitter when you got more with nothing than what your supposed to aspire to be president of us who gets caught with a fat ugly too much makeup wearing ho
    between my parents dicorce and that i think is when i realized i wanted to die rather than be american

    • gunlingergregi says:

      also had hotter bitches than that fat marylin monroe bitch too like wtf there was no heros and nothing to aspire to be other than myself
      and thats a fucked up place to be in
      monroe had cankles for christ sakes

      • gunlingergregi says:

        it really became fucking embarassing to be a white male when you looked at the pinnacle and they had shit

      • gunlingergregi says:

        and any second that crap life even could be taken away like they were a bitch

      • gunlingergregi says:

        there had to be tears in clintons eyes when he was looking at the fat makeup smeared bitch sucking his dick and thinking i put all that work in and became president of the united states of america and here i am with this bitch
        this is it
        thats all i got is this bitch
        and my old ass wife and one kid
        one of most powerfull men in world and thats what it came to

      • gunlingergregi says:

        and he had to sneak around like a bitch to get with a fat bitch
        that had to burn

      • PA says:

        Well, he had Liz Hurley on speed dial for fuck visits too.

    • gunlingergregi says:

      the men with wealth and fame have really fucking let us down between taking it in the ass in divorce and ugly bitches what the fuck
      then you got bill gates having to marry some bitch who works for him i mean wtf and has to do a prenump where he can do what the fuck he wants for a week i mean really the men in power are just shit
      and have no power

  22. gunlingergregi says:

    im still my only fucking hero he he he

  23. gunlingergregi says:

    look at bitchy little trump almost lost all his shit in divorce allthough give him some credit he put his name on some buildings

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