You know Beaner and Nigger and Bindi and Spoonface,
you know Ching Chong and Nipper and Guinea and Dune Coon,
But do you recall
The most famous bloodsucker of all
Rabbi the Hook-Nosed Feigndeer
Had a very Semite nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows (like the CIA!)
All of the other reindeer
Had to pay his usury
They never crossed ol’ Rabbi
They begged for shekels and reprieves
Then one monetized Christmas Eve,
Schlomo came to say,
Rabbi with your nose so kinked,
Won’t you charge the kids a fee?
Then how the reindeer loathed him,
As they shouted, at last free
Rabbi the hook-nose Reindeer
You’ll destroy our history
Hi, Feds! This is free speech.
