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@TheGatesOfVienna @BGKB @mastiffsounds @lovelymiss @ODINist @Heartiste @Were-Puppy @Escoffier @seamrog @SilverDeth @LexP @JohnYoungE @AnonymousFred514 Florida is a cultural vortex of liberal Northeastern snowbirds, conservative Southeastern rednecks, Cuba, and everyone else in the middle trying to survive all three of those cultural swarms between wrestling alligators, crocodiles, and whatever new giant invasive species decide to pop up in any given week, all while somehow maintaining a Midwestern accent. It’s America’s Australia. You evolve quick or die.
And it’s like, gun shaped, in case you needed help figuring out how to survive down here.
