The Chateau’s Flaky McFlakester text Game is acquiring a lot of devotees. A reader adds to the cacophonous encomium,
CH,
When am I going to give up the struggle in my heart and just accept that you are the source of all knowledge?
dein kampf.
I’ve been commenting on your posts for awhile – recently about my adventures on Tinder as a married man. I had a girl lined up this weekend, and she was ready to go… until her mom called from across the country and it fell apart. We texted a bit the next day, and it trailed off.
Sitting here today, and I go through the CH archives and come across your advice for reversing a flake. I figured, what do I have to lose? I edited a bit cause I know she’s Jewish, and texted her “what’s up, flaky flakeberg?” Got three texts back in under two minutes.
Honestly, my schedule is complicated since I have a wife to work around, so I doubt she and I will be able to connect again. But hey, I got a response, and a few more dirty pictures to add to my collection. And you can’t put a price on that, can you?
Thanks again,
[WHOO BOY YOU BET THE NAME IS REDACTED]
Folks, I am but a humble messenger of the True Nature of Woman. Sup from my banquet of knowledge at your own risk, and prepare to receive the shwings and furrows of indignant tradcons.
I take it that the average 18+yo female in the USA complete understands the meaning of the verb, “To Flake”?
‘Cause that very fact in and of itself is rather alarming – that backing out of dates is so common they all understand the lingo.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flake
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Huh. It’s made to The Free Dictionary:
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But nothing at Merriam-Webster, so it’s definitely a usage of extremely recent origin:
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Again, very very disturbing that all young women nowadays can reliably be assumed to understand a usage which isn’t in Merriam-Webster.
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“Flake” and “flaky” meaning an unreliable, undependable person was very common slang in the 1970s. Flakes were people who couldn’t be counted on to show up for work, school, hiking, camping, fishing, whatever. It wasn’t specific to women and dating like it is on this site, but that usage flows quite logically from the broader sense.
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Well, I guess I said it below here, and someone else is also talking about Granola & California, but growing up below the Mason-Dixon line, I can assure you that this concept of “flaking” was utterly foreign to us.
It sounds like maybe it’s a San Fernando Valley thang? Circa Ridgemont High (1982)?
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It’s a California thing.
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Slang has been around forever. Am actually perusing a book now on Soldiers’ Songs and Slang of te Great War (sadly bowlderized, military men must have not talked about fucking back then). So slang per se isn’t disturbing, but the overall degradation of the average person’s language and paicity of vocabulary ceetainly is.
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Maybe I was blessed, growing up beneath the Mason-Dixon line, because I could always count on chicks to show up for dates.
The only time a chick ever cancelled on me, she called me up and told me over the phone, because I had previously dated her roommate, and she decided she didn’t feel comfortable with it. And just I let it go, because I wasn’t interested in forcing the matter.
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But I guess chicks are pulling this “flaking” sh!t all the time now? [If they all understand the lexicon, then they must be doing it.]
And if their attention spans are that short, then it argues strongly for SDL [Same Day Lay], while they’re still enthralled with you.
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“she called me up and told me over the phone, because I had previously dated her roommate, and she decided she didn’t feel comfortable with it.”
BUNS ==>> OVEN
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LOL’ed.
Yeah, if I could go back in time and have a long heartfelt man-to-boy talk with college student me.
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Slang is slang for shortened language.
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“shortened language”
Except “flake” is an actual word, which suddenly took on an entirely new meaning, sometime in the last decade or so, with the explosion in Scr0tial Media and casual h00kups and the rapid unravelling of the female psyche into reliably predictable unreliableness & unpredictability..
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Really shouldn’t surprise you at all. Pathological narcissism grows stronger in every generation raised in our clownworld social media society, so a girl sticking to a date is anything but guaranteed. Also bear in mind we’re talking about “prime nubility” chicks who have had a ton of options since time immemorial. You better believe she’s going to flake on you if she thinks she can get some better l0tsa c0ckas somewhere else – that’s just the nature of things.
This is why it’s better to spin plates and never take any particular girl seriously, especially if you’re going girls in the 18 y/o range. You might able to de-flakify her with a clever text, but in my experience if that doesn’t work then it’s time to cut your losses and soft next her. There’s always more where she came from, after all.
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Joke from at least the 1970s:
Q: Why is California the granola state?
A: Take away the fruits and the nuts and you are left with the flakes
So the use has been around longer than 18yo have been alive.
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Then why isn’t that in Merriam-Webster?
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I think you’ll find it listed as informal in several dictionaries. Back when I was a lad, it simply meant an eccentric person… what the old church ladies used to call pixilated
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I would’ve sent her a gas chamber meme.
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My guess is that just the “-berg” on Flaky Flake was enough to slap your typical self-entitled self-absorbed self-obsessed Jewish American Prince’s hamster right upside the face.
They probably aren’t ready yet for photos of Zyklon B canisters.
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Nah man, just send her a picture of one of my shirts. She’ll love it.
[img]https://forbiddenduds.com/storefront/images/products/5/multi/zHitler%20did%20nothing%20wrong%20-%20Black.jpg[/img]
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Forbidden Duds, all your designs are ripoffs of memes I’ve seen for years, made by people better than you. You’re a shekel grubbing cultural appropriator. Fuck you.
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This was actually my email, lol. I’ll try a meme next time – picture of Hitler with the caption “You’re flaking on me? I did Nazi see that coming.”
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J, you’re entering uncharted territory here.
Whatever you do, don’t sound butthurt [and “not see that coming” could paint you as weak versus her unpredictable hamster as strong].
But keep us posted. If you go full-on National Scrotialist with her, then do it from a position of overwhelming strength.
Don’t let her hamster sniff even the slightest hint of hesitation or trepidation or confusion in you.
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“J, you’re entering uncharted territory here.”
heh! yeah, Jim. as far as we know, you’re the first one in the history of all mankind to use Zyklon B Game. Godspeed!
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Damn, Captain Obvious, I was just trying for a Hitler pun, lol.
“Flaking? You’ve gotta Zyklon B kidding me!”
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“You’ve gotta Zyklon B kidding me!”
I actually like that one a little better. It makes you sound stronger, and it pokes fun at the idea of the Holohaux.
Whereas “did N@zi it coming”* sounds weaker, as though her Hamster finessed your Game.
Still, though, uncharted territory.
And you could also be flirting with a “you break it, you own it” scenario. If you double down on the National Scrotialism, and destroy her soul, then you could have a yuugggge mess on your hands.
Can your finances handle both a goyishe w!fe & a jewess mistress who is bearing you little halfbreed mischling progeny?
*Try to flip the script there, and use it on her: “I’ll bet YOU did nazi that cumming.”
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Zyklon B game. This site is always worth a smile regardless of whatever other BS is confronting one at the time.
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prepare to receive the shwings and furrows of indignant tradcons
Heh, as I said here c. 2008, “One CH post is worth 100 Bill Bennet articles.”
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I’m shocked, shocked, that a man would stoop so low as to treat a young lady like an object! Women are precious, pure, innocent flowers! Only a bad, bad person would treat women with such disrespect!
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Can confirm this works, use it all the time. The girl always responds with something like “I’m not a flake I had this to do bla bla bla”
To which I respond “Still waiting for you to pick a time, Miss Flakester.”
Chewing them out for a flake never works. And ignoring the flake, although salvaging your time and efffort, will occasionally result in them following up again but not often.
Flakester text is king.
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On the topic of the archives, is there anything specific to being alpha at work, or gaming at work, not for the wimmenz, but using game to ones employment advantage?
In a Taleb sense, being anti-fragile.
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do not know about archives but there is that book by famous Italian player Machoiavelli
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Laws of Power is a good start.. but basically it is all the same concepts… being red Pill, seeing things as they are not how you want them to be. Acting. Having personal agency and lacking that, striving to attain it.
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“being anti-fragile” if and only ZFG
That’s where I’d start.
ZFG.
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Yeah man. That wack excel sheet with incorrect calculations. Well boss, I don’t give one fawck if it’s accurate or not! I’m a gorilla!
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MB – what does that stand for – Master Beta?
Jesus Chr!st, you’re thinking SMALL.
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Or maybe you’re a (((Demoralization Agent)))?
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Be a good little goy and triple-check those Excel VBA scripts for ZOG?
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setting up them expectations for them serfs
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Sorry CO, wasn’t aware excel was on the banned list.
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Lead. Pick up heavy shit.
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“Workplace Poker: Are You Playing the Game, or Just Getting Played?” by Dan Rust
also “Management and Machiavelli” by Antony Jay
also “Office Politics” by R.Don Steele.
I suck at all of it.
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How far back one would
have to go to encounter this kind of flake
50 years,40 perhaps?
The painting by a obscure Russian painter is entitled
Coquette
Is there any coquette left in this age of ugly and vulgar sluts?
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hardly ever see girls with nice dresses and heels around here.
if you do see them, it’s a more modern kind of style. never girly feminine like that.
and they don’t sit or walk like ladies either. they are grown women who have the style and grace of a 10 year old boy because they wear dresses and heels so infrequently that they don’t even know how to do it right.
when you do see a girl who is used to dressing like a lady and knows how to do it right, it’s all the difference in the world. a beautiful sight to see.
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true
their walking in high heals has as much grace as an obese elephant
Speaking of high heels
Piensa en mi Luz Casal from Almodovar film High Heels
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I wish women would get it… the world is more objectively beautiful when they dress and style themselves in a more-womanly fashion.
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yes, and they used to know that bringing beauty into the life of their man and kids was one of their main purposes in life.
they would dress beautifully, make the home beautiful and peaceful, soft music, nice artwork, hand stitched embroidery, lace doilies and knitted blankets they make themselves. planting flowers outside and bringing them into the home. speaking in a soft and gentle manner to also add beautiful sounds to the ears.
how far we’ve fallen
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Italianbuck that is a really beautiful woman. She looks short, id say 5’3. Absolutely foxy.
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photoshop is strong with that one
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Better title: “A Test of Your Game”
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lol
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That girl in the painting is perfection personified. Looks and the feminine grace to go with it.
The negress wannabe with the pointy chin and baboon ass you’re welcome to have all to yourself.
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My sentiments exactly
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here here…
want to see a beutiful young girl rivaling the painting? Go back to 1983 and 18YO Diane Lane… watch her walk, her talk, her big eyes…
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Baboon does it for me for short term flings. Obviously clear which of the above 2 are more stable candidates for long term.
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don’t mean to offend sentient.
she is surely beautiful
but the tone of her voice is annoying as hell and not feminine at all. and with all the awkward pauses fake laughing and hair flipping, she’s far from elegant or graceful.
she’s behaving no different than most of the kardashian wannabe girls you see nowadays. in fact, she probably inspired some of them to act that way.
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Not sure Cracker… She seems very natural and innocent.. not cultured, raw…like a young girl should be. And she handles Carson’s lechery with aplomb… not pandering to it, wearing sexuality on her sleeve… watch how she subtly pulls her hand from his grip…
this is the kind of girl one can mold into the finished product. [note – she was estranged from her mother following her parent’s divorce before her 1st birthday, maybe her dad’s influence a bit]
She aged quite well too… here she is at 51…
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Diane Lane has aged well. I remember her in an oft forgotten but entertaining film called Six Pack with Kenny Rogers as a stock car driver. She was 17 and prime time crazy hot.
Even in that film Unfaithful she was still looking good for her age and for being a Hollywood actress and all that that entails.
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@Sentient
like i said before, i do think she’s good looking. and she looks great for her age too.
but in that clip of her at 18, i just can’t get over the fake giggling (makes her seem fake not sweet and sincere)
and her way of talking sounds too much like that dyke kristen stewart. a big turn off that i can’t ignore.
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Diane Lane is in great condition for her age; but like Macron’s babushka it doesn’t really matter.
Having said that, if you put a bunz in her oven at 21 (and more later of course), and you were still going strong together at 51 (her, 60, you), I think you’d be pretty happy with your lot.
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Utterly degenerate.
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You know what’s not degenerate? This awesome new track from Timecop1983:
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Good tune. I don’t think I have seen a Ford Capri in 30 years.
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Synthwave and retrowave are fantastic genres. Thanks for sharing.
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Never heard of Synthwave before. Love that song!
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thanks for that. it’s good stuff.
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DS introduced me to synth/retrowave several months ago, or rather mid to late 2016.
They had a post that had a slew of good tunes.
This is a great song. I like this style of music.
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I just found out a girl who dumped me in the nastiest way in ninth grade is on OKCupid. She’s fat as a house. Anyone have any original ways to burst her bubble — pun intended. Or should I just be mature and think that God punished enough (or maybe it was Little Debbie and Sara Lee that punished her).
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“You’re in such greeeeat shape!”
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“You’re literally too much woman for any one man!”
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LOL! Thanks. I may just use these.
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You remind me of a girl I used to know in 9th grade…except she was hot.
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Even better — thanks!
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“you’ve grown so much over the years”
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^+100
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“Too bad things didn’t work out between us…”
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Living well is the best revenge
Whenever I see someone insult an ex it almost always comes across as bitter, especially if you initiate. Now, if she somehow messages you first, have at it.
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I was thinking same. her revenge is already staring back at her from the mirror, 24/7, and will be until the end of her days. .
just the fact that she can’t have him is enough.
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“Living well is the best revenge”
this.
women decay with time, men have the option to appreciate. set goals, move on and move up.
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As a numerical strategy, I usually pursue one more date after a flake. Women are hormonal, and on a number of occasions I’ve had them flake – then I text them a week later, and they are DTF.
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Good job keeping it Meta… Never lose sight of your objectives..
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what eta until beta-schlub mis-/overuse leads to obsolescence of this juicy neg
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The fundamentally depraved nature of women:
(Nypost .com)
“A prep school math teacher in North Carolina was arrested for having inappropriate sexual contact with three male students, police said.
“Erin Elizabeth McAuliffe, 25, is scheduled to make her first court appearance on Monday in Nash County District Court on three counts of sexual activity with a student and one count of indecent liberties with a minor…”
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In retrospect, I had some math & science teachers with pretty serious crushes on me, but sheesh, nothing like this.
What I wouldn’t give to be a schoolboy these days…
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And it’ll be a terrible tragedy if The System locks her up during her peak years of fert!lity.
[Assuming, of course, that she’s not a mudshark.]
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It’s not good…even if she sticks to her own race, she takes the penalty for aging by settling for a lower quality man.
If she’s mudsharking, she either has a mudlet and a bruised face when Tyrone is not in jail, or the child of a very low ranking betabux. Neither helps the future of the whyte race…
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Yeah, I don’t see how the White Race wins by imprisoning her.
The White Race only wins if she ditches the IUD and starts pushing out White B@bies.
And honestly, I don’t care if the f@ther is her age, or if the f@ther is one of her students.
I just want the White B@bies to be born.
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Hell, Newt Gingrich MARRIED his math teacher, for ph*ck’s sake, and he went on to become Speaker of the House of Cuckresentatives.
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>”I just want the White B@bies to be born.”
Hey Mr. 14 words
When are you going to shit or get off the pot?
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Schnozz is questionable Cap’n…
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The new President of France…
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I’d eat her ass.
All my teachers were either frumpy, horseface’d or poorly aging
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that is disgusting, khazar
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That star isn’t luminous enough to be attached to me. Run it back through photoshop, cocksucker.
btw
Heartiste
I’d like to propose the Worst Alt-Right Archetype: genetic dead end creepo spergos who implore others to do the White babymaking they won’t do
Captain Obviously Incel being its highest expression
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That star isn’t luminous enough to be attached to me. Run it back through photoshop, cocksucker.
btw
I’d like to propose the Worst Alt-Right Archetype: genetic dead end creepo spergos who implore others to do the huwhite b@by making they won’t do
Captain Obviously Incel being its highest expression
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Go propose it to your (((masters))) faggot.
You got no clout here.
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I’d like to propose the Worst Alt-Right Archetype: genetic dead end creepo spergos who implore others to do the huwhite b@by making they won’t do
Watch that “implore” stuff.
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who implore others
tis … a Freudian slip
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“You got no clout here.”
Fuck you, nerd.
I want the respect of men.
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I want the respect of men.
You’ll never get it. Stop trying. We all know what you are.
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“I want the respect of men”
by sucking their cocks?
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The patented CH response of “Gay” to flakes also works wonders.
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Oh man. CH actually published my email. This is the highest honor I’ve ever received – and I can’t even tell anyone!!!
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Relax – the NSA already know, friend.
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True. Well, I hope they appreciate how important this is, lol.
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OT: Mooch and Preibus. Spot the Alpha:
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Mooch reminds me of Sonny Corleone.
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On Trump
Trump supporters… the converted RINOs etc. Gooopers… are confused with the Glorious Leader and “what is going on!”… I’ve tried to find an analogy that works for them…this seems to be it.
Trump is driving a car full of spoiled entitled bratty kids who won’t do anything. He is getting the car up to 80 MPH and taking his hands off the wheel and crossing his arms and saying “OK… let’s see where this goes… ” and waiting for them to knuckle under.
May be a lot of scraping the guard rail for the next few months…
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perfect analogy. Paul Ryan and other republicucks desperately trying to grab the wheel:
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Well, on a recent thread, one o’ them thar “inside source” fellows promised some sort of ball would drop today, and the recent Awan arrest was going to “make it rain”.
Before posting the specific date of the 27th, he did say “ALL formal arrests and indictments would take place by next Wed, at the latest”.
More alt-R fake news?
Or can we expect some swamp draining stemming from the arrest of this Paki IT-walla, who only reported crime thus far is fraud for having double- and triple-billed for his services, such as they were?
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Greg “finger-wagging above all else!” Eliot:
“More alt-R fake news?”
how’s that knitting hobby of yours going, Greg? any interesting projects? turtleneck for your grandson? trivets? how about a scarf? there are some great patterns available online for free.
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Streetsweeper…
So what is your explanation for all the Put Up or Shut Up with No Putting Up??? Other than ad hominem…
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“what is your explanation…ad hominem”
strictly ad hominem. and maintenance purposes.
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dweebstreep always comes up with too many unrelated words to simply say “Gots nuthin’”… go figger.
And Danger, WTF are you doing now?
We already KNOW this pismire Paki got arrested for fraud… double- and triple-billing for his IT-walla services. In short, your typical Asian shyster.
The question at hand is:
What happened to “the ball will drop the 27th” and “Awan will make it rain” promises from that /pol/ or whatever “in the know” anon source?
Or did said source go back to his original guarantee of “ALL formal arrests and indictments will occur, Wed, at the latest”?
Deal with the questions and stop squid inking to cover for what AGAIN appears to be alt-R fake news.
The way dweebstreep and your petulance or distraction always seems to show up whenever these alt-R fake news matters arise, well… it’s starting to smell bad.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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He was doing a lot more than overbilling. Watch the video. Where do you get your news?
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I got my news from the Fox link that the guy who originally posted that /pol/ link (was it Publius?) on the previous thread, the one that mentioned the Awan arrest and then said anon source stated those aforementioned quotes of “the ball will drop on the 27th” and “Awan will make it rain”.
So my question remains, that you keep avoiding: Why didn’t the “ball drop” today, or “Awan will make it rain” as promised?
When will “ALL the formal arrests and indictments will occur, no later than Wed” come to fruition… and note, the source updated his information to that “ball drop on the 27th” after he at first said, “next Wed, at the latest”.
So? Where are all the DNC orange jumpsuits? Where are the frog marches? When is this pismire Paki going to “make it rain”? He missed today’s deadline, so are we going back to the original “next Wed” promise?
And WHO exactly is going to go down with Awan? The /pol/ link mentioned that Mueller has already been given a pardon deal, since he’s allegedly knee-deep in all of this? True or not? Last I checked, Mueller was still that stupid Russian investigation special independent investigator.
[CH: greg, despite your addiction to black pilling the pollyannas, you have to admit that the awan arrest and connection with debbie melting-face schultz and the DNC is pretty big scandal news, (which you can know is true by how studiously the gaystream media is avoiding reporting on the story).]
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[CH: greg, despite your addiction to black pilling the pollyannas, you have to admit that the awan arrest and connection with debbie melting-face schultz and the DNC is pretty big scandal news, (which you can know is true by how studiously the gaystream media is avoiding reporting on the story).]
Et tu, CH?
All I’m trying to find out is which “inside source” knows what he’s talking about, and which anon asshole is just blowing smoke.
So far, if this is such a scandal, why is this pismire Paki only charged with fraud for his double-dipping on his IT-walla services? And why didn’t that promised “ball” drop and “ALL formal arrests and indictments” appear?
When you swat one mosquito, you ain’t draining no swamp, amirite?
My position is that I want to see these predictions and assurances happen so badly, and justice be done, that when nothing happens besides some pissant small fry getting frog marched, well… it’s like a kid at Christmas not getting the pony he was promised.
In my world, when you hold someone accountable for their words and assurances, and then rightfully castigate them for being a liar, it’s the liar who’s shamed, not the people who call out the liar.
If that’s black-pilling, then I’m Doctor Death… and this is why we lose.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Based Eye-talian FTW.
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I suspect EGK knows more than a few NYC mobsters who’d enjoy helping out with the swamp draining.
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He also has probably about 40 million armed rednecks. “Posse comitatus” doesn’t even start to describe it.
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Exactly… not to mention I’m sure there’s a few hundred, nay, thousands of special forces, fed marshal, and LEO dudes that would gladly come to the fore and perhaps whatever long knife actions are necessary.
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Army slang is very inventive- an art form in itself.
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meanwhile in italy…
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That’s a ((star)) on the right groin
A meshuggina, alright
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I agree with the original comment, WTF IS going on in Bologna?
And yep, looks like a sheriff’s star on the right there.
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