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Three “power brokers” with their hands in pockets, and one doing the fig leaf over his crotch. Classic beta male body language tells. Trump, meanwhile, is the only man in the room with his hands out, gesticulating a commanding presence. Keep in mind that Trump is the man in this meeting who hasn’t yet been elected to any high office. Alpha is Attitude.

Nearly every photo of Trump is a master class in alpha male body language. For we teachers of the crimson arts, the Trumpening is gift from Eros, a walking Powerpoint on the successful traits, mannerisms, and habits of the alpha male who is beloved by feminine women and admired by masculine men.

57 Responses to “Spot The Alpha President-Elect”

  1. USMC guidance on hands in pockets?

    Listen to the masters…

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    • Some Guy says:

      Yes. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times, boys: Hands behind back, feet shoulder length apart. Always, always, always. And when you assume this posture, the hands should be clasped gently together. Don’t grab your wrist or arm with the other hand, unless you need that hand to hold something. That’s not a confident posture, but a defensive one.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I’m convinced that The Donald has been planning and practicing this for decades – and that someone in the Reagan Administration [very likely the Gipper] urged him to get lots of time in front of a camera & a microphone, so that he would be prepared for the big day when it finally arrived. Furthermore, I finally had an epiphany this weekend – that “The Apprentice” on “The Apprentice” was precisely The Donald himself – that he was the one who was struggling furiously to learn & perfect The Art of Public Performance.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Effectively, there was only one “contestant” on the Apprentice – or on the Miss World pageant, for that matter – and it wasn’t even a “contestant”, per se; it was just a guy PRACTICING for when he would eventually become the contestant himself.

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      • re: “The Apprentice” was precisely The Donald himself – that he was the one who was struggling furiously to learn & perfect The Art of Public Performance.

        Good insight, right there.

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      • mendo says:

        Good analysis there, Cappy. And it makes sense, given how Trump operates.

        What better way to test your mettle than by getting out in the open, finding out how television works, etc.

        This entire election is just a reminder of how Network was ahead of it’s time and still holds up.

        “Cause your on television, that’s why!”

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  2. Haven M. says:

    LBJ and DC’s mayor Barry would whip out their dicks in front of underlings all the time.

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  3. ar10308 says:

    They’re standing in line and Trump’s hand is ready to deliver a thunderous, simultaneous slap across all their faces.

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  4. […] Spot The Alpha President-Elect […]

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  5. brio says:

    Anyone–and I mean anyone, male or female–would look like an alpha in any room with Mitch McConnell in it.

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  6. Paideia says:

    That’s Jeff Sessions and his senior policy advisor, Stephen Miller (of Duke Lacrosse fame). If we’re lucky, Sessions will be our VP. Pray God that it happens.

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    • Exurban says:

      Yes, from L to R McConnell, Sessions, Miller, and Trump. Miller isn’t an elected politician, and he does a good job of articulating the Donald’s positions in interviews. He sticks to a few main themes and avoids boob bait.

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    • brigadon says:

      Sorry, but Sessions is a tool.

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      • jackmcg says:

        Sessions is the best Senator we have, brains and integrity wise that is. Just doesn’t have great speaking skills.

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    • glaivester says:

      Sessions for VP? I think it would be better for Trump to give Mike Enzi some low-level cabinet position (Secretary of the Interior?) and get him out of the way so that Sessions can head the budget committee. We NEED Sessions in the Senate more than we need him as VP.

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  7. Jb says:

    Why is Fredo Corleone meeting with Trump?

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  8. Haven M. says:

    I see what hearty did there. Bishes follow alphas or they invite new alphas (or pets) to invade. Trumpster will banish the open border tingles from most bitches with his magic alpha.

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  9. Friend of Kek says:

    That dark-haired fellow is Stephen “Goebbels” Miller, a big guy in Trump’s campaign (and advisor to Sessions) and arguably more redpilled than Trump himself.

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  10. Abraham Lincoln says:

    I’m afraid you’re mistaken.

    Those men are puppets.

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  11. The dude in the brown suit looks like Fredo Corleone.

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  12. thesvenster says:

    If I was an alien who had no idea who any of the people in the picture were, I would assume Donald was a boss who was about to give inderlings some orders. He looks like a real silverback leader.

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  13. kek @ the waterhead in the back

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  14. migsflecha says:

    report from the front
    In san francisco ca this saturday. There was street fair etc. Tried talking sense to Asian American Bernie supporter.
    ME: How can Bernie defend us against Isis when he can”t protect himself from a vicious Black Lives Matter bitch? (Referring to the Youtube video showing Gramps getting lectured by a rude black woman.)
    TWERP: Well I never saw that video.
    ME: Then look it up. I think only Trump can frighten off these Islamic terrorists. Look at France and Belgium and now that Egyptian airplane looks like it was bombed.
    TWERP: Ok so let me ask you this. The proverb says an eye for an eye,So when does the killing stop?
    ME: When all of your enemies are dead. Sometimes you fight fire with water and sometimes you have to use fire.

    Later on o told a Hillary supporter I have a bumper sticker that says “Anyone but Bernie or Hillary” and yes I will vote for Trump. They were not pleased.

    Hey CH let me make a donation…….

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      > “Asian American Bernie supporter” ——— “Ya know, the Muslims are murdering your own flesh & blood relatives back home in g00kland. Why do you hate g00ks so much? Are you rayciss against your own kind?”

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  15. paulyester says:

    Marines call those “knife hands”

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  16. wolfie65 says:

    I voted early today, primary coming up.
    And I will repeat my prediction of a lot of long journalist faces – possibly tears – come election night in November.
    Starting early, when Trump takes NY.

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  17. Ripp says:

    Left edge of picture: There is a 4th underling listenting with hands (or hand) in his pockets.

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  18. brigadon says:

    What I like is that he basically ignores all the comments about ‘little hands’. In photos his hands may look small, but when he gestures with them they look HUGE.

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  19. Hermann hesse says:

    Oh god trunp seems good, he really does, for all the reasons you keep suggesting… Good God man you really seem to have a raging hard-on for him LOL

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  20. Berzerker says:

    https://twitter.com/arperry24

    Anti-Trump mudshark getting destroyed on twitter after disavowing her parents.

    LULZ

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  21. 08nagaer says:

    Potential “Can’t Stump The Trump” meme material:

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  22. glaivester says:

    To be fair, Sessions and Miller, both of whom seem to be influencing Trump heavily behind the scenes, may be deliberately beta0ing to make their candidate look good.

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  23. Harper Evans says:

    I like to check to see if my replies are posted. Guess what, No, they have not. It is truly a shame for someone that consider themselves an alpha can not handle any push back. You like The Donald are cunts. Be a good littlecunt and take a dick from a real man.

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    • plumpjack says:

      Your spelling, grammar and syntax are below standard. That is why your replies don’t post. They get filtered out by the WordPress grammar police. Sign up for English classes at your local community college. They have financial aid programs to help you pay for it. (You’re welcome). Once you speak proper English give it another shot.

      Also, WordPress doesn’t like gay handles like “Harper Evans”. Try something cooler, like “Felch Pro”. That might help.

      Good luck!

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Stop talking like a shitskin with homoerotic projection fantasies and maybe your inane drivel will post.

      You fairy.

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    • The Old Morpheus says:

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  24. Sorcerygod says:

    Sorcerygod here. Back after a hiatus of several days — had some matters of importance to attend to.

    It saddens me to see the hopes Heartiste pins on Donald J. Trump. Although I am gleefully expecting Trump to win, and await his coronation — I mean, inauguration — with baited breath, I do not think even a dictator-in-making like Trump can stop the liberals.

    It must be understood that liberals have infested the system. Only a counter-system assault can roll them back. This begins with the media, and extends to power points in the American nexus, which are located, generally on both coasts — New York being the intellectual lynchpin, and California being the tech-and-glamour fortress.

    Bear in mind that the liberals — true, dyed-in-the-wool liberals — are only a minority of the intelligent sector of the population, and a distinct minority of the general population. If you’ve ever gone to high school, you know how few of your classmates really would demonstrate in favor of East Timor or sign a petition for PETA. But liberals NETWORK WELL and know how to LEVERAGE THEMSELVES, using menial positions in corporate and administrative (university faculty/gov’t admin) positions to get what they want.

    In order for the liberals to be wiped out — aside from killing them outright, which I wouldn’t mind — you would have to knock the stools out from under them. I have a few ideas on that — more than a few, actually — but will save them for my own website … or my own personal life. It would be awfully fun to push their WeakFace faggoty leftwing faces in until their brains explode out of their ears …

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  25. I was a Trump fan for about a year solid, posted memes everywhere, but start digging into his recent associates, and the AIPAC speech, this guy has DEEP eskimo connections, goldman sachs, soros etc.

    I really wish it wasn’t so, I had hope, but he’s a bit like Barry – what you see isn’t what you get.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      I guess we’ll just have to see if the wall really gets built and the border patrols are beefed up with some real teeth, and an attempt is made to at least deport a goodly number of illegals and undesirables… even if the press focuses on their crying children as they’re being loaded into the buses.

      If no wall, then we’ll know we’ve been played. If wall and deportations, despite the press acting as treasonous shill, then all those backroom eskimo connections are machts nichts, because that game is already in place anyway.

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      • 88 says:

        yeah, people often don’t understand that in order to be successful in life and in business, you do have to be able to develop and maintain decent working relationships with the other side. doesn’t mean you have to love and adore everything about your enemy but you do have to be able to get along with them and develop a mutual respect of some sort.

        any man who thinks otherwise, is a fool and probably a failure as well.

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      • midnight toker says:

        yep. trump’s connections to people on both sides of the political spectrum and in a wide variety of industries is a positive. not a negative.

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      • Yeah, but I suspect the wall never gets built, or it fails in one capacity or another. Or it goes up, but is a huge ‘humanitarian disaster’ and a liberal wins in 4 years vowing to take it down.

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    • plumpjack says:

      in the highly unlikely event that it’s business-as-usual during the Trump presidency, i.e. the economy grows at a good clip, terrorism is kept at bay, and race relations are stable, then yeah, you can expect lots of dealmaking and compromising on all sides. and it would be a total waste of time for Trump.

      except that’s not going to happen. during the next 8-10 years the whole idea of America is going to be tested in the extreme.. a massive, long term contraction of the global economy is already underway by many measures. terrorism is only going to grow in frequency and extremity, as are nuclear threats and cyber warfare. and an all out race war is imminent.

      and this is all very good news for an Germanic-blooded world-conquering warlord like Donald J. Trump. America will be on its knees and needing a strong leader. He’ll be able to consolidate power, build a coalition across multiple branches of government, and move quickly to clean this place up. and basically do whatever the fuck he wants.

      regardless of how many “connections” he has, Trump’s life of endless challenge and conquest shows that he is a true blue Aryan warlord in the ancient sense. he thinks BIG. his quest is the pursuit of maximum power, and his chosen connections are based on how much they help him achieve that. and that’s exactly how it should be. for those of us who also challenge and push ourselves endlessly, we’re looking forward to the ride. everyone else needs to either gtf outta the way or make your peace and say goodbye.

      e-r-u-d-i-t-e “knight”, one type of man allows his connections to dictate his path. another type of man creates and shapes his world according to his will.

      which one are you?…

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  26. BigJoe says:

    Check out this thoughtcrime: Noah Smith, a professor at SUNY-Stony Brook, took down a very innocuous article he wrote about whether a white interest group may develop in the next 30 years. His post didn’t live longer than an hour!

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:IfHi4itW6asJ:noahpinionblog.blogspot.com/2016/05/a-non-supremacist-white-identity.html+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

    http://tinyurl.com/j9u89ea

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  27. Dr. Giggles says:

    Besides their hands, notice how their eyes are all trained Trump. They’re looking up at him with an almost supplicating expression. Combine all aspects, they come off looking like his lackeys than the gatekeepers to throne of POTUS.

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  28. Konnie says:

    Or just vote for Hillary, pussies.

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