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Troll Starbucks and get laid. What’s not to like?

Commenter grit turns lemonade into hard 10 lemonade,

Take your [“Race Together”] cup from the hopefully cute barista, return a minute later.
Ask:
“Are you hitting on me?”

She will be perplexed and wonder why.

“Apparently we are going to a 5k together.”

She laughs to break tension. And has to explain what it means, submissively. Ignore anything she says.

Comment how she looks like a runner. As opposed to those people at starbucks who ask for half and half “if you know what i mean”

Notice the time and say “you got that pen handy? How about adding something else to my cup.” Hand back and she asks what to add. “Your number.”

Closed

Tight game, grit. Sticking it to the SJW manlet and stealing the women he wishes he had. Conan, that’s what is good in life.

 

102 Responses to “Turning Starcucks Into Starfucks”

  1. […] Turning Starcucks Into Starfucks […]

  2. […] Turning Starcucks Into Starfucks […]

  3. Bear says:

    well play, well played…

  4. PA says:

    Yes, well played. In my non-urban neck of the woods Starbucks stores are staffed by supercute American girls who would be delighted to play along.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      AZELIA BANKS: “All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America,” she added.”

      • bear says:

        I heard that clip on the Howie Carr Show…he joked about it by commenting on the KMart part. He asked the rhetorical question ” how many people actually shop at KMART – like what would is this girl using in? “

  5. Greg Eliot says:

    What are British lawyers doing serving coffee at Starbucks?

    Eh… what? Oh… nevermind.

  6. Cortesar says:

    ===========================================================
    Schultz would appear to be taking a page out of Jobs’s book. He has a gut feeling that customers want to talk about race, and he believes that Starbucks’s baristas can help initiate a cathartic conversation, making Starbucks the
    modern town square. Schultz anticipates that his customers will embrace the opportunity to talk.
    ============================================================
    So baristas, sensing that customers dying to talk about rac(p)e will initiate a cathartic conversation, making Starbucks the modern town square

    further down
    ==========================================================
    Schultz may do service to his country while simultaneously strengthening Starbucks’ brand, customer experience, and, ultimately, the bottom line
    ==========================================================
    What is the bottom line he would ultimately strengthen?
    Barista’s, same ones that would induce a cathartic conversation?

    From Time vomit inducing article
    http://time.com/3749221/starbucks-howard-schultz-race-together-initiative/

    authored by certain David B. Yoffie
    Another cohencidence

  7. Cortesar says:

    #(Disg)race together

    http://tinyurl.com/lu3r3r7

  8. Ang Aamer says:

    I like this…

    So much of game is getting girls out of their well worn comfort of canned responses to lame come ons that this could really work well.

    I mean NO ONE knows what Starbucks is doing here.. not even the CEO can figure out what this really means except “start a conversation”…

    Ok thanks Leftoid CEO PC warrior dude it’s now my opener…

    It makes me think that all of this PC BS can be turned into fodder for openers.

    *************
    A local pharmacy here likes to get it’s pharmacy dudettes to say “Be Well” as customers exit.

    Pharmacy Chick: “Be Well”

    Mr Angry: “Are you hitting on me?”

    She will be perplexed and wonders why.

    Mr Angry: “Apparently you care about my health”

    She laughs to break tension. And has to explain what it means, submissively. Ignore anything she says.

    Comment how she looks like a hot nurse. As opposed to those people looking in the orthopedic section.

    Notice the time and say “hey gotta go but I’ll fill out your frequent shopper card app if you fill out this form” (hand her phone with number entry blinking)

    Closed!
    *************

    Literally any stupid corprate saying where the employees don’t have a clue why they say the stupid phrase is fodder for this technique.

  9. Socool says:

    stuffthatneverhappened.txt

    • Hymen Mingesky says:

      Pretty much (slight correction though: shitthatdidnthappen.txt) but I did have the following written on my latest 5bucks cup,

      “mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga”

  10. Learn'er says:

    “Welcome to Costco, I love you”

  11. LOL>GregElliot says:

    Spring is here, time to hit the coffee shops or else

    AlphafucksBetaMucks
    AlphafucksBetaNoLucks
    AlphafucksBetaisaDuck
    AlphafucksBetanotrucks

  12. Tam the Bam says:

    “Hi! Inland Revenue. Now bend over.”

  13. Pyjama Wearing Ninja says:

    I was watching the summation of the Bachelor series in my country where a guy that’s athletic, interesting and has game gets to choose one girl out of 20. The season ended with him remaining a bachelor. He told the last girl that he will risk losing her because he feels she isn’t ready to make a decision that will affect the rest of her life(while she was looking at him with supplicating eyes).

    It made me chuckle because I thought the guy sort of has to choose a girl in these shows. lol

  14. ??? says:

    I wonder,does CH have other things in his mind except from feminism,how women should be and look,how they are not allowed to complete puberty etc?
    Do you have any other hobbies?You sound obsessed.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      > “You sound obsessed.”

      Sorry, Professor Marcuse, that dawg don’t hunt. LOL’ed.

    • The Spirit Within says:

      Heartiste is obsessed with racial war.

      [CH: girls and fags like to use the word “obsessed” when trying to grapple with strong enemies.]

      It’s his blog, he can say what he wants, but his writing on diversity is more gut-level reactive fear-mongering than cortex-level analysis.

      [instinct and logic aren’t mutually exclusive.]

      Stick with the girls.

      [as opposed to the boys, right?]

      • Philomathean says:

        Spirit,

        You really are a try-hard fag, run of the mill hipster. But we all know this because the toes attached to your 6’2” frame curl at the very thought of confrontation.

        Fucking pussy, dude.

        Only a person who is removed from ground level diversity can have your misshapen world view.

      • The Spirit Within says:

        Dude, you don’t have the faintest clue how wrong you are.

        If demeaning other guys on the Interwebz make you feel better, then I feel sorry for your tiny little clit of a soul.

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Heh, heh… “obsessed”… same ol’ same attempt at Cathedral shaming language.

      I liked the Sunstein shills better when they showed a bit more originality.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

      Look, tyro… we only take yeggs what’s been to the advanced level of Chomsky cogdissery, here at the chateau.

      • Jews in your HVAC ducts again Greg? You could have been a success too, if you had studied hard enough for med school.

        You still have your pickup truck!

      • Greg Eliot says:

        At least they ain’t living there rent-free… like I am in yo’ haid.

        And just for the record, merely because I know how to wire a house for a generator and work on my own car doesn’t mean I earn my living that way, you fool…

        … and if I did, at least it would be honest work by the sweat of the brow, and not some scheister pyramid fiat bucks scheme in which your kind specialize.

    • Anonymous says:

      Chainging the subject.

      How droll. How predictable.

    • Hymen Mingesky says:

      He occasionally suggests wine and meal pairings, as well as carpentry tips and tricks.

    • Ronin says:

      He Did help me save up to 15 percent on my car insurance in 15 minutes.

  15. yo says:

    heartiste @heartiste · Mar 12

    Leftoids screeched for body cams on cops. Big mistake. Now #realtalk has box office. (NSF false equalist beliefs) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a7_1422143357

    ””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
    yea if ya look the dude has back turned to cop when shot
    so uhh yea
    but yea why he run is dumb of course

    [CH: looked like the nog dropped his gun in mid-run and reached back to pick it up at the decisive moment. the cop made a sensible judgment call to limit him.]

  16. yo says:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b10_1426395873

    holy shit that live leak is no joke
    thats really what happens to white people
    no reason other than white

    • yo says:

      they just all laughin and shit white girl what did i do
      no reason just for fun

      • yo says:

        this how nigs taking white woman though
        cause white men cant act like that
        and black dudes can do that to them and nothing happens
        white men locked up for domestic violence black men not

      • yo says:

        or if they are they dont care about the 30 days in jail nothing to lose with 30 days everything to gain cause that white bitch gonna do whatever the fuck they want because she know they dont care if they beat her just some jail time if it even happens then next beating gonna be worse

      • yo says:

        id be lying if the other fight vids dude on dude didnt make me want to grab balls and live downtown in the mans world

      • yo says:

        i got to get in shape like rocky and shit before i leave this motherfucker fight every drug dealer and pimp at least once

      • yo says:

        even had my bitch cut my nails when this dude said he was coming up he never showed

      • yo says:

        imma have to pay these bitches to show

      • LOL>GregElliot says:

        Lol, I knew that gregi was a flipped dude. ROLF, LMAO.

        Blacks only care about their dick size and women hehe. If thats the path to happiness, why are they still Bitching? Quit yur Bitching ghetto gangbanging trash!

      • yo says:

        you see ghetto blacks online complaining do ya?
        no
        he he he
        yea man they lovin it
        of course
        i was in jail with 30 dudes 3 were black
        go figure they only arrest white people

      • White says:

        Blacks Bitch about getting killed by police, but they go for officers weapons . Then everyone cries racism. Blacks get harsher sentences, gregi, but they commit more crimes than even the Mexican or Puerto Rican ghetto gangbangers. Blacks get more welfare based on population size than any other race. Ghettos blacks are the gayest race out there, and not to mention the downlow shit that goes on.

        They aint complaining online about girls, but shit girls ain’t everything

    • Gunslinger, is that you? I saw that video a few days ago and thought about posing it. Did you see the story that Me-Gyno Kelly did about Azealia Banks last night?

      • Captain Obvious says:

        In a recent interview with Playboy, the 23-year-old Harlem rapper said she wanted to leave the U.S. because America is blatantly racist. “I hate everything about this country,” she said. “Like, I hate fat, white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America,” she added.

      • yo says:

        well yea it is kind of racist they shouldn’t give blacks shit on preferential basis
        of course they gona want more
        and they shouldnt let them get away with crimes whites dont get away with of course they gonna keep doing it

      • yo says:

        if you were a black dude with no prospect of getting a job and you liked beating up and robbing white bitches and every time you did it
        you got away with it or maybe got 30 day jail
        but other than that you always got to be arround the white bitches and you had your own kingdom
        would you stop?

      • yo says:

        and lets say you been doing that kind of work for 20 years
        you prob be pretty good at it

      • yo says:

        the answer for me though yea im still trying to escape la and shit man cause fuck this place
        i need to quit thinking it is my responsibility to do something
        when it is countrywide bro
        i need to be happy i will never be happy here
        this isn’t my place these are not my people they don’t act like me
        they dont think like me
        they dont have the same morals as me
        we have nothing in common
        its like im around aliens

      • Captain Obvious says:

        That’s exactly how i felt in LA. Felt much more comfortable up the coast, towards Ventura, but LA was a complete cesspool.

      • yo says:

        comeon you know it jumped the shark and canadian white dudes fight and say nigga lol

      • yo says:

        not actually in la talkin bout th movie escape form la
        in the movie the us would be la
        so escape from us
        this place is definetly gonna end up looking like bosnia
        cannibalism and shit
        shit out of the bible and worse

      • White says:

        Blacks happy when they fuck white girls and kill.

        When their asses get locked up, get killed by cops, they racisss. Lol

        So fucking white girls isn’t the path to happiness???
        ROLF LMAO.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        > “in the movie the us would be la”

        According to Azelia Banks, there are still plenty of Whiteopia paradises out i flyover country.

      • JironGhrad says:

        It’s obvious that she’s an airhead who’s never been anywhere near flyover country. Cause you know Ferguson and East St. Louis are totally white paradise man.

    • driveallnight says:

      You sockpuppeting gregi?

    • Hosswire says:

      Note that the white girl APOLOGIZED, even though she had done nothing to deserve that savage attack. White guilt has been instilled very deeply indeed.

      • Blacks are the real racists says:

        And that black girl, no empathy. Like Oprah said some people need to die.

    • anon says:

      easy to forward this to your local jew TV. Will it be on the 6 o’clock news?

      of course not.

    • anon says:

      You had 12 partners while your husband dated one woman for six months. How did that hurt more?

      It was the opposite of what you’d expect a man and a woman to do: We’re always told that it’s men who want the variety and women who want monogamy. Which one was more dangerous? The one serious relationship is what most would be afraid of their spouse forming because emotional attachment is more serious than sexual attachment.

      http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/sowing-her-wild-oats-robin-rinaldi-details-her-year-of-open-marriage/article23541628/

      Women are truly so stupid that they don’t understand that this result was involuntary. The husband was lucky to get ONE partner in 6 months, of course, being a fat beta husband.

      While the woman in this one sided bullshit arrangement can get a new partner every other night if she wants to, as long as she is less than 160 pounds.

  17. Captain Obvious says:

    College Professor Bans Student From Class For His Views On Rape http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3269974/posts

    • Captain Obvious says:

      True said he sparred with classmates over discussion topics related to ancient Greece and Rome, such as the “patriarchal” belief that logic is more important than emotion and his analysis of Lucretia’s rape. But it was his questioning of the widely shared and often debated statistic that 1 in 5 women in college are sexually assaulted — it doesn’t serve “actual rape victims” to “overinflate” numbers, he said — and his rejection of the term “rape culture” that led to him being banned, he said…

  18. Tilikum says:

    Been saying for years here that Starbucks is vagina Valhalla.

  19. martin says:

    starbucks, i discovered, is from seattle on the US west coast. the same west coast that also is home to Vox, hippies, twitter, etc. I think people who are not from the west coast should start more businesses. I would be willing to invest if it was a reasonably good idea. For example, lefty news sites are way better than conservative ones. Conservative ones bring down your browser with ads, lefty ones find creative ways to make revenue and place emphasis on design. I think I might just begin looking for ways to bring down the intersection of so many businesses with that west coast culture.

    • > “lefty ones find creative ways to make revenue and place emphasis on design”

      FALSE. YKW and their puppets view the media as a “loss leader” – a necessary cost of doing business which must be paid in order to destroy White Culture, White Civilzation, and the White Race. YKW profits from Debt Slavery Inc are skimmed to subsidize Evil Psychiatry Inc.

      • martin says:

        places like buzzfeed and vox are very profitable. As is medium.com recently and I really like medium.com despite its leftward slant. Compared to conservative sites these places are really well done. drudge is run by a jewish man actually and it isn’t bad. But for example there is no strictly conservative, non tabloid (i can’t remember the term for non tabloids) in the UK/EU that I know of. Well there is breitbart london which is breitbart but that site is awful and crashes my browser a lot. The trouble is that all of the most talented people, from media, to designers, to programmers, to data people are all american west coast types so their talents are used for rubbish. I think a conservative site with good engineering could work.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        “a conservative site with good engineering” == Free Republic, and it’s 100% non-profit.

      • Captain Blovius–Just say Jews, race baiting cave man. Why are you such a cowardly girl about your admiration and masturbation over Mustache Boy ?

        Hitler posters for sale, cum-proof coating . You can be our beta tester. What a man.

        Wow, look at him shoot!! What a man.

  20. yo says:

    they must be reading this blog cause remember when i said i had no starbucks in this shithole for many miles
    someone trying to do damage control when they realized they dont have em in black areas

  21. itsme says:

    take the cup and when the baristas not looking, change the ‘c’ to a ‘p’.

    hand cup back to her and when she realizes what’s written, tell her ‘yes means yes’.

    lzolzzolzzozlzozlzzlzolzlzolzlz

  22. askjoe says:

    Instapundit had a great idea to do this discussion at the drive through window during peak operations.

    Second, regarding Eva Mendez tweet…I have it on good insight that basic bitches everywhere already hate her for getting knocked up by Ryan Gosling, so she can shut up, apparently.

  23. anon says:

    Oh gee what do you know? It’s a Jew.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/starbucks-ceo-defends-race-campaign-race-relations/story?id=29738830

    They are not even hiding what they are doing anymore. Because they know they control everything: government, all media, all of the top 1,000 private corporations, banking, who gets a job, anywhere, and the printing of money.

  24. whorefinder says:

    Starbucks rape?

    • anon says:

      Solid proof that women are 100% sheep and have no idea about anything. Bigtime.

      Trying to tell men what we should want, of course, that we should consider the girl with the sheeple boy cut the most “interesting.” Of course it is the exact opposite. Pixie cut, tats, and nose ring signal that a woman is the most sheeple, brainless, uninteresting, stupid, brainwashed that she could possibly be.

      Plus boy hair on a girl is ugly period, objectively speaking, so it makes sex with her less desirable.

    • Anonymous says:

      the hamsterization… lol

    • Putin says:

      “I’ve had plenty of guys tell me that my hair looks terrible — but I don’t need hair to feel feminine. I have plenty of other assets that make me a woman but my hair is something I can change — and it’s something I love. It’s usually other girls that have something positive to say about the way I cut my hair. They love it — and they give me credit for having the balls to do it. It makes me laugh at how backwards men really are about the whole thing!”

      Beautiful. I can’t make this stuff up. Competing to be the ugliest clown in the room. Sure this is proof positive but I didn’t need this bit of evidence to convince me of the clown show.

  25. anon says:

    lozlozlzolzozzl

    Jewish women think that a Jewish women talking (oh, they call it “speaking,” always) in public in front of a friendly Jewish crowd with the full backing of narrative control in conformance with the narrative (that she’s a victim and then a victim of “bullying”) is “the bravest thing ever.”

  26. anon says:

    What’s funny here, of course, is that Jews are the reason someone like Justin Beiber is rich and famous.

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/19/entertainment/justin-bieber-neighbor-lawsuit-feat/index.html

  27. Lichthof says:

    Every time I am with a black chick (me Aryan male so not often) she goes down on me in an instant and then wants to get fucked asap without me even indicating. It’s like they automatically revert to slave/master zone.

  28. corvinus says:

    Heh. Apparently it’s been proven that men instinctively find women unreliable when it comes to telling the truth:

    http://www.salon.com/2015/03/18/why_dont_men_believe_women/

  29. Putin says:

    Just got back from the coffee shop. Had a black gal serve me. We struck up a conversation. 20 years in the military which surprised me. She said she is a people watcher. I said me too. She said you like voyeurism? I said sure. Not sure what she meant by the question.
    Then sat down next to the only other black gal in the place. 1st year med student born in Zimbabwe. She seemed very surprised, in a good way, that I was talking to her. Asked her to put her number in my phone and she decline in a flattering way. Said she has a boyfriend.
    The other servers(white) where all smiling at me in an almost jealous way because of talking to the black gals. Place was loaded with single white’s.

  30. elmer says:

    From the folks who brought us inter-racial Cheerios to divert attention from General Mills making billions in the Agro-EBT market :

    http://www.prweek.com/article/1334935/black-males-leadership-teams-top-pr-agencies

    And for your Starbucks conversation, ask your “barista” if it’s true that blacks don’t tip.

    • elmer says:

      And on USAToday they have gone full retard on race, complete with a questionnaire regarding how many black friends you have.

      An essay by Howard Shultz and Larry Kramer asks “Why Race Together? Because Diversity Matters?”

      Apparently not at any of the major ad agencies who delight in filling every commercial spot with happy black folks.

  31. skinnylegsandall says:

    Here is an old but good posting from The Skunk the most notorious anti-semite from yester-year about Starbucks.
    http://web.archive.org/web/20090806015307/http://judicial-inc.biz/starbucks.htm

  32. Follow your gut, gentlemen. Suspicion is your gut telling you what your heart won’t acknowledge.

  33. I like this guy Stephan Erdman. It seems like he’s figured out how to be successful with women without being a jerk.

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