Here’s a choice quote from Sheryl Sandberg (h/t commenter Derzu Uzala) on the occasion of her husband’s death:
Dave was my rock. When I got upset, he stayed calm. When I was worried, he said it would be ok. When I wasn’t sure what to do, he figured it out.
That doesn’t sound very feminist. It sounds, instead, a lot like she loved a man who adhered to Chateau Heartiste Poon Commandment XV:
XV. Maintain your state control
You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, shit tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.
Lean in? More like Sheryl “leaned on” her husband when she was having emotional swings, as is the wont of the female human.
Dirty leetle secret: Raging feminist soldierettes are often the women who fall hardest for men who have some game. It’s almost as if their caustic man-hating is a subconscious cry for an alpha male who isn’t a supplicating yes-beta.
Update
GBFM reveals the secret Sandberg tapes,
“While Dave was my rock, da GBFM was my cock. When I got upset, he stayed hard. When I was worried, he splooooooged in my facsccaeaz. When I wasn’t sure what to do, he figured it out in da gina hozlzlzolzozo.”
Game? Ever see a picture of her husband? Game no. Money yes.
[CH: male looks (and money) are only an approximate heuristic of male alphatude. her husband, public male feminist though he was, could have been quite alpha with her in private.]
He had something going on. Dude helped turn a couple startups into serious monetary success. Part of that was just being at the right place at the right time (internet bubble era) but he also had a knack for making businesses work. Geek Game.
Jew Game. Duh.
Prefrontal cortex game.
Was about to say what corvinus implied. They’re both Jewish so they got their own game apart from game
StraponWithin, back to carry water for the JIDF team.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
I’m complimenting a dead man on his brainpower. Go back to to your cave and snivel that God didn’t give you a quarter of it.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight… merely defending the dead man, and not trying to neener-neener the previous remark about “Jew game”.
Don’t talk about brain-power, Strapon… if brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
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“While Dave was my rock, da GBFM was my cock. When I got upset, he stayed hard. When I was worried, he splooooooged in my facsccaeaz. When I wasn’t sure what to do, he figured it out in da gina hozlzlzolzozo.”
While Dave was my rock,Fred Mertz was my Rocket Cock! When I got horny,Fred would slam it into me,when I was worried,Fred would tongue my steaming twat til I was babbling like Helen Keller,when I wasn’t sure what to do,Fred would bring in a mother-daughter combo from Costa Rica and they’d drive me insane til Freds 9 incher would slam into me like a piledriver. When it was over,he’d spit in my face,ca;; me a degenerate Hebe whore,and walk out the door. Oh Fred!
Love the GBFM redux!
After da GBFM got dones with her, Sheryll Sandberg wrote, “I say in the book, date the bad boys, date the crazy boys who don’t fall off the treadmill, but do not marry them. Marry the boys who are going to change half of the diapers until dey fallz offf lzozozozzzol.”
The male feminist thing is only a facade far di goyim.
Dalrock writes, “Since this data also comes from the US Census, the problem of identifying random men passing through mom’s bedroom as “dad” likely impacts this data set as well.”
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DADDY GBFM
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Definitely Joo game. He was successful in business and had money, which is alpha to a Jewess, no matter how big his man boobs.
Look at the Facebook Joo The typical hot chick would probably pass him over, but Jewesses would cream themselves. Chicks who marry for money usually don’t love the guy, but to Jewesses, money = love.
“Chicks who marry for money usually don’t love the guy, but to Jewesses, money = love.”
asian girls are the same way
The circumstances of his death are fishy, to say the least. The Mexican resort says they didn’t have a guest by that name registered. Now, let’s be honest–why does a moneybags married guy register at a hotel under an assumed name? Because he’s having an assignation. And why would a moneybags married guy have said assignation at a MEXICAN hotel? Probably because the assignee was an underage prostitute, or male, or very possibly both. Are such squalid over-the-border shack-ups more likely to end violently than treadmill exercises?
[CH: the cock thickens…]
“or male”
kant for sure. he was there “visiting” his amigos.
the tribe does have a higher percentage of gay. seems like there might be something wrong with their gene pool.
source?
source?
Here.
From Tay Sachs to Gay Sechs
And now that you have the source, Strapon, tell us why a good Catholic boy would be concerned with vetting that information?
@Greg Eliot
Kill the hate, dude. You’re an embarrassment to old men everywhere.
Deflection and avoidance yet again noted, Strapon.
You’d be a disgrace to the Aborigine race.
Now THERE’S a stinging comeback. :duckface
Dear Widow Sandberg also released a statement on the day after death that…”the past few days were hell…’
WTF??? She can’t be referring to the “shock” of his murder, she specifically said “past few days” extending the time frame back several days from the announcement of death.
The affair angle seems very appropriate under these circumstances. Don’t mess with google! They can ramp up those innocent-looking treadmills to killer-bots from afar!
How could you publish a post about this topic without noting that he died by falling off of a fucking treadmill. Honestly, how difficult is it to use a treadmill? Am I the only one who sees this as an incredibly lame end for one to come to?
He’s the Boba Fett of Silicon Valley.
I just spewed my pepsi on the floor. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!
Nice
Honestly people die from dumb accidents every year. I find the whole cover up thing more mental masturbation than anything else.
I mean this is Mexico. A poorly functioning treadmill coupled with poor placement (near an opening where a corner sticks out) could lead to a casualty.
“Honestly people die from dumb accidents every year. ”
like the guy who became president of the parent company of segway, who then died while riding a segway.
now that’s irony.
He died during the lull in the death tax. He saved his family a small fortune.. it was suicide
[…] Sheryl Sandberg, Feminist Icon, Betraying The Sisterhood […]
Sandberg has, in any event, leaned on powerful, rich men for her entire life. Her grrlpower schtick is such a complete fabrication that only the modern American media machine could suggest otherwise. She was the daughter of one of the DC area’s richest physicians who got her a legacy admit to Harvard, at which point she became Larry Summers’, ahem, “assistant”, who got promoted at her “mentor”‘s command. Then along came Dave of SurveyMonkey bucks.
The IQ, drive, and talent of the frontrunners always expand a few notches when the network comes into play.
Pray for the soul of this oligarch jew.
He’s on his own, on that account.
Doesn’t matter. They don’t go anywhere when they die.
Delete “It’s almost as if”
Dirty leetle secret: Raging feminist soldierettes are often the women who fall hardest for men who have some game. It’s almost as if their caustic man-hating is a subconscious cry for an alpha male who isn’t a supplicating yes-beta.
I’ll have to corroborate. It’s hilarious how often radfems and lesbians melt around yours truly. Think of Grumpy in the old Snow White just after Snow White kissed him.
Yeah same, especially since they tend to be surrounded by sackless, clueless dweebs who are astounded that I actually treat a woman like a woman and not some sacred cow. The femcunts literally never meet normal, virile, non-indoctrinated men in their sheltered university lives and when they do they immediately cut the bullshit and revert to that coy, flirty feminine attitude that they never knew they had. It’s like they subconsciously are saying “Wait, you have a dick? I didn’t know they still made those!”
Also makes you wonder if their hatred of men is simply their despising of the men they are usually in contact with, and they therefore assume all men are like their lickspittle beta male feminist manboob friends.
Yeah that sounds about right
“Wait, you have a dick? I didn’t know they still made those!”
LOZLOLZOLZOLZ!
These so called feminists are bitter sexual market rejects who can’t compete..and are not welcome, neither approved in the circles of alphas and betas. They want to join so badly , but dont get pass. If they try hard they can get castrate herb , manboob sjw dweeb or closet homo. They feel hurt and want to make life “fair” and “equal” by orchestrating the same suffering for all the women. Hence the “feminism” and ” you don’t need to be beach body ready” type of sh1t
Omega Man, Harry Reid lost an eye, half his face and a few ribs to a mere exercise band. A whole treadmill? They’re lucky there was anything left to find.
His own brother beat him up apparently.
While I love the idea that Harry Reid is an Omega (it’s funny cuz it’s true), you, sir, dishonor the memory of the great Charlton Heston by calling Reid “Omega Man”.
∞
I always thought Reid got rolled by a virile rent boy. “Exercise”, yeah?
Not a fan of Sandberg but that theory doesn’t hold water:
1. He wasn’t staying at Four Seasons.
2. Staying at neighbouring private estate in his own name.
3. Some of his family staying there too- after all his brother found him.
4. People die on treadmills all the time
“People die on treadmills all the time”
No.
Fatal injuries from treadmills are rare — between 2003 and 2012, there were 30 deaths associated with treadmills, for an average of three deaths per year, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
That’s not zero pal.
The conspiracy theories are entertaining but that’s all.
Can we just go back to attacking this Lean In nonsense that the widow’s peddling?
It may not be zero but 3 deaths a year from anything? If something is that rare and yet it supposedly happened, there’s a decent chance it didn’t.
What percentage of those accidents are heart-related and don’t end in the deceased lying in a pool of his own blood? The official story is strange in the least.
“That’s not zero pal.”
Gentlemen, we have just spotted the Internet Tough Guy, whose butthurt use of the word “pal” implies he has lost an argument and it troubles him deeply.
Actually, based on on the trillions of miles covered by treadmill users nationwide from gym, club to club, rehab facility to rehab facility, prison to prison, sporting goods store to sporting goods store, from sea to shining sea, yes, 3 treadmill deaths per year is, indeed, statistically zero.
Just as the odds of winning the lottery are, statistically, the same whether you buy a ticket or not.
And the odds that one of those 3 deaths are a multi-billionaire staying at a Mexican resort?
Lemme see here, [furiously punches away on adding machine as miniprinter spits out rolls of thermal tape] yeah, again, zero percent chance.
Joe Sixpack,
Your reply to my four words consisted of paragraphs of ranting.
And I’m the internet tough guy?
Put on your tinfoil hat, it’s slipping
Not one of those reported treadmill deaths involved a bloody blunt trauma wound and fractured skull.
Why did Widow Sandberg reference “the past few days of hell” just the day after the death?
Something’s rotten about this whether you believe it or not.
Bet you believe Exh. 399 pierced a two bodies, broke numerous bones and emerged barely dented or scarred, as well?
And all this happens just as we learn that Manny Pac-Man had an injured shoulder when he fought that negro fella Mayberry…shit just gets deeper..
“Bet you believe Exh. 399 pierced a two bodies, broke numerous bones and emerged barely dented or scarred, as well?”
Just as sure as random, kerosine-fueled office fires will melt steel, bullets DO NOT deform upon impact.
That some conspiracies are plausible does not make all plausible.
There are a few folks around here who never met a conspiracy they didn’t like…
… AND FUCK YOU IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO SEE THE OBVIOUS!!!
I’ll add this; Now with the death of her husband, Sandberg gets the play up the widow-martyr role, dedicate her life to preserving the memory of her “St. Dave of Everything”, and using his death as a means to beat and abuse people into taking up her Feminist causes. Else, ‘You HATE WOMYN’s!!!’ and how dare you attack this poor, downtrodden widow who has to take learjets around the country…all alone…..
If you think Sandberg was obnoxious before, it won’t be long before we see Sheryl Sandberg the Widow-Martyr 24/7 on every media platform one can imagine from the internet to giving speeches at the 2016 Democrat convention for Hitlery.
And if anyone criticizes Sandberg, she can hide behind her dead husband and get every ounce of sympathy from all women and their White Knighting Mangina’s.
Dear God, just bring your wrath on America and get it over with.
My wife said the same thing 6 months after we split, after she tried to kill me in my sleep.
She followed that with, “Where did we go wrong?”
To which, I replied, “That moment where you raised the scissors to bring down in a stabbing motion and I refused to lie still.”
Up to that point, I was the beta-tard husband that was slowly losing his soul.. That moment of PTSD was like a flat-lining patient on the table getting hit with the paddles.
So, while Sandberg might say heroic things about her husband, I suspect it is because she wants to project that she married an alpha…to show she was a life’s lottery winner instead of settler of beta husband.
No man who is an alpha will settle for a feminist. Why do you think even George Clooney left Julia Roberts hanging. She practically told Bruce Willis she would blow him if he turned away from being a conservative, and he just alpha smirked in her face.
“No man who is an alpha will settle for a feminist”
bingo.
this guy may have been an alpha careerwise. clearly he was successful. that doesn’t mean he wore the pants in the relationship with his wife. sandberg is a hardcore feminist alpha female in the worst possible way.
no self-respecting alpha would tolerate all her feminist rants about the patriarchy and her general hatred and disdain for men. an alpha wouldn’t tolerate that in private let alone condone his girl doing that kind of shiz in public like that because it shows how much she disrespects him as a man and it makes him look like a schmuck.
an alpha is not gonna let that happen.
“no self-respecting alpha would tolerate all her feminist rants about the patriarchy and her general hatred and disdain for men. an alpha wouldn’t tolerate that in private let alone condone his girl doing that kind of shiz in public like that because it shows how much she disrespects him as a man and it makes him look like a schmuck.”
that’s the truth. have a buddy with a girl like that. he says her views don’t matter to him and it doesn’t affect the relationship because they don’t talk about politics and she’s fun to be around.
he’s a fool for thinking stuff like that doesn’t matter though. it’s not just about politics. it’s about trying to be in a relationship with someone who has a broken sense of morality, ethics, common sense, etc. big mistake.
and the girl you’re with is a reflection of you. girls like that do not improve your image. they are a huge detriment to it. you lose respect from friends, family, other women. people think you’re weak. not good.
i can almost guarantee it will wear him down over time being with her. hopefully he’ll dump her bitter, angry, delusional ass before she totally destroys him and wipes out any semblance of alpha he ever had. doubt he will though and it’s painful to see your friend go down that road when you can see how it will all end up.
Julia Roberts – perpetually overrated. OK body when younger, face of horse (mainly because of attitude).
I’m not proud, I’d do her Pretty Hooker form. But she eventually got married to a camera man or something, didn’t she?
‘I want every little girl who I told she is bossy, to be told she has leadership skills’ god help us.
“is told” natch
Not a lot of leadership if you need to get told you’ve got it.
Conspiracy theory: It was about FB shares and divorce money. Husband was knocked off, conveniently in Mexico. Wife is a sociopath who had him taken care of. If you were the richest person in the world, wouldn’t you be wondering how your husband DIED from a treadmill fall in a pool of blood? I’d hire a whole team of FBI agents to find the guy.
Sounds like boilerplate “Oh I miss my man so much” political spin when they divorce/die and the wife laughs all the way to the bank.
Few speak ill of the dead, what did she say about him while he was alive?
Heartily concur, on all points.
Her “He was my rock” speech sounds more like homilies to the dead for the sake of decorum… and to add interest, compounded daily, to the account of further convenient widow martydom… to be put to good use for the true faith.
“to add interest, compounded daily, to the account of further convenient widow martydom”
Hadn’t thought of it that way, but you’re so right. Another “qualification”!
She’s going to become the Yoko Ono of femcunts.
She’s all crass and no class:
Reblogged this on XWorkx.
“Dear God, just bring your wrath on America and get it over with.”
Bad news is, I think he’s doing it. Death by a trillion locust bites.
exactly.
i’ve known more than one woman who has done this. specifically an aunt. she played the widow martyr who suffered a “huge loss” when losing the man she says she worshipped and adored. but during his life she treated him with disgust and disdain.
my dad called her out on it once. she was going on and on about how much she missed him and how hard it was to get over him dying. that people just don’t understand that kind of grief. my dad reminded her that before my uncle died, all she did was talk about wanting a divorce, make the poor schmuck miserable, and badmouth him every chance she got.
don’t know what happened there. this was supposed to be in response to this comment of Greg Eliot’s:
“Heartily concur, on all points.
Her “He was my rock” speech sounds more like homilies to the dead for the sake of decorum… and to add interest, compounded daily, to the account of further convenient widow martydom… to be put to good use for the true faith.”
nice. wtf wordpress? the Reply buttons are broken now too?
http://www.fredoneverything.net/Ballmer.shtml
“Feral white women, characterized by low IQ and poor impulse-control, try to steal a black man’s purse. Note chair–a white chair– in upper left. It is a White Supremacist chair, and feels itself to be above blacks in Baltimore.”
I read that yesterday! Brilliant!
K’s Dad pwns teh internet for May 6, 2015. CH – that’s COTW material…
These kind of people… Their press agents have press agents.
The truth is not on offer.
On the other hand — It happened in Mexico (the place of no law at all!!). She is, oh by the way, now even richer than before. Or, maybe they both were living Complicated Lives…
Maybe, but she is now richer and free-er than she was a week ago and is all set to leverage her few remaining months of fuckability into whatever it is that she craves.
some good stuff here fellas. Yeah, she is a crazy hippy dippy chick, but some good language for sex talk to connect… she is easy to look at as well. Enjoy.
She a professional sex coach? She holding tryouts?
OT: game in pictures
De Niro gaming, betas mate guard
http://goo.gl/p7a1vy
OK, OK, I’m working on it, aight?
There is more to this story… everybody knows treadmills can’t melt steel.
Then there’s that freefall timing angle.
Easiest lays I had were with uber smart career girls. A few positive negs along with escalation and they would be nude in no time.
“36 Things Wrong With American Women”
Being sarcastic snarky bitches was 5th. It has to be higher. A moist hole is a moist hole, but a sarcastic bitch will drive you to an early grave.
oink
The algorithm for having children with a woman:
Would I be willing to pay child support to her despite her;
a) cheating on me with a bunch of other douchbag/badboy/losers/cads
or
b) any other thing which the law legally entitles her to do which I would hate/feel betrayed/is unjust.
If so,
have a child with her.
Put simply, in a worst case scenario, would you still be willing to pay child support to her? If so, have a child with her.
The algorithm for marrying a woman:
Would I be willing to give her halve of my assets acquired (before or during marriage) as well as paying maintenance to her despite her;
a) cheating on me with a bunch of other douchbag/badboy/losers/cads
or
b) any other thing which the law legally entitles her to do which I would hate/feel betrayed/is unjust.
If so,
marry her.
Put simply, in a worst case scenario, would you still be willing to give her halve of your assets acquired (before or during marriage) as well as paying maintenance to her? If so, marry.
Now, for me, only the top 1% of women (i.e. 9-10 in looks, as well as a virgin) would satisfy this algorithm.
Which probably means I won’t marry or have children (unless I find a way to avoid the operation of these laws, i.e. leaving the West, or becoming a criminal.).
This also goes to show how government intervention into a marketplace can price people out of obtaining what they want.
i.e. child support and divorce laws have essentially priced out 99% of women from being a (perceived) worthwhile deal for marriage and children for me.
If these laws were eliminated I’d probably be happy with a girl from the top 30-40%, rather than insisting on the top 1%.
Apparently so.
Hebdo game: http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb_c13027920150507120100.jpg
works for me
Dives in misericordia Deus.
Nothing worse than when a girl thinks she can rock the Effe Me boots to look like all the other hotties.
She is already beginning to resemble “Yenta” the Matchmaker from the movie version of “Fiddler on the Roof.”…. a head scarf, some nez pince glasses, greying hair and bingo!
I just keep visualizing an indescript arm hoisting up for the death whack right before commercial break. Anticipating a surprise conclusion. Hint : it will be a straight white male in his 40s, deduced from image processing by the Asian detective, insights pieced together by the Black Chick detective, and brought to climax by the hand-canon-wielding 35 yo White chick detective in hiphuggers, who flips her hair slightly before she blasts the dirtbags in the abandoned warehouse, thus proving that women can perform in combat equal to any man.
Though it might have been Fernando. Not claiming clairvoyance or anything.
I have seen some very sweet, feminine mothers yelling at their sons. What does that say about feminism, in part, being a manifestation of male weakness?
Ch like 10% of my comments go through
After being banished to the sweat box my comments now appear without delay, signaling my return to status in the court.
I’m looking forward to the Law & Order episode. I bet it was a creepy white guy who did it.
Her comment certainly sounds like the way it is supposed to work between men and women.
Funny how that seems to go in cycles around here, in’nt it?