“Do you want to put it in my ass?”
I’ve heard women speak to me a million permutations of sexy invitations and romantic aches, but none hastened my heart, boiled my blood, and coagulated my cock like these nine words sailing over a smooth, prone shoulder and landing ear-ways with a sparrow’s chirp. I wish I could say otherwise; that it was some other, loftier, exclamation of desirous love that etched a permanent shelter in my neural storage locker. But I must stay true to the Chateau Heartiste mission statement and judge a woman’s sexy interlude not by the parched abstraction the superego demands, but by the ignited viscera that livens the id.
Soliloquy on lotsa cockas in teh bungholioz in 3, 2, 1 …
HER: “Do you want to put it in my ass?”
DA GBFM: lzozozo dat is so 2002 zlzoozozo. why don’t we rebel, do it missionariesz and den u obey me like how dey said in geneensis geneisis, make me dinnersz cooks cleans through sickness nad health, never bitch , bnever blow up the famaily, nemver moan, neve live by your butt and gina tinzgzlzlzozo, never ass-rape me in divroce court, never seize my chidlrneenz, never try to ban the word bossy, and why don’t you love honoer and respect me as a classical exlated godly MAN and not a benenrkifiersz for your bunghozlzizlzizo, and cook and clean and respect God and Man, and don’t follow d alostas ockas seperpenst like EVE did, and don’t act on every butt and gina itizngzlelosos so as to detsory da famaily like da yellenizersz want you too, and . . .
o wat da fuck dat will never happenz
in our lifetimez
so i will settle for second bestz
your destined-to-be-fat pre-bernankifed-n -college bunghozlzizizzilzozlz, which some day will sit on da rocking chair withoutz any gradhsildernz, but only ten thousandsz catsz lzozzolzlzozolololzzolozlzloolzzolololzzlzozozo
lzozozo dat is so 2002 zlzoozozo. why don’t we rebel, do it missionariesz
Or do her doggie style. In a way, it is doing her in the ass… just not in the pooper.
Girls love it, and claim it seems tighter and deeper:
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TO42T5D6SFGKJALDU
Corvinus, as a Christian, how it makes you feel the supernatural experiences of the Buddhist monk Minoru Sasai in India? would you be able to reply that mystery? I hope you won’t feel ashamed ’cause this.
lzozozo dat is so 2002 zlzoozozo. why don’t we rebel, do it missionariesz and den u obey me like how dey said in geneensis geneisis
Heh, heh… why don’t we rebel… +1
Been around longer than Methuselah… but never gets old.
Which of course makes this the most errotic internet video of all time:
That’s funny, I was thinking about that video the moment I saw the post topic.
Most of the videos in that channel actually aren’t funny though, just a lot of dumbed-down humor. Kind of like SNL these days.
Serious question here – why does that piece concern itself with flyover country rednecks, but then it ends with credits where the background music is very obviously Yiddish?
Good question. Adding a signature to their filth gives them an added thrill of rubbing our faces in it.
http://www.henrymakow.com/why_do_the_illuminati_reveal_t.html
> “an added thrill of rubbing our faces in it”
Yeah, that’s pretty close to my visceral reaction when I heard that damned accordion.
Rubbing our faces in it.
Hubris-cum-chutzpah… ne’er so deadly a combination of pride headed for a fall.
They have more than one video out and the ending credits theme is always the same.
[…] The Sexiest Words Ever Spoken By A Woman […]
Agreed 100%
At the weekend I brought a chick home and banged her in the ass. I’d never gotten a chick to accept asslove from a one night lay, i was surprised she acquiesced (full admission: she was a 6 at best). Though she didn’t say “do you want to put it in my ass”, when she said “yes… but if it’s sore we’re stopping *giggle*” it was a fairly close facsimile
80% chance the girl was Asian…
Pacific-Rim Asians in general have a total fertility rate down around 1.0 children per woman per fertile lifetime.
Which [just in case you don’t know anything at all about mammalian procreation] would be entirely consistent with your thesis.
Science supports CH’ers insights once again.
You mean they have less children because they are Pacific-Rim-Job Asians?
It’s not uncommon for couples in China to engage exclusively in anal sex because they truly don’t know that it’s supposed to go into the vagina.
I call bullshit.
Hong Kong and Macau have total fertility rates below 1.0…
Which does not prove that Chinese people would have anal sex because they would be unaware of how ordinary sex works.
“I want you to do whatever you want with me”. There’s nothing hotter than that. Pure submission is the height of attractiveness to a male. Nota bene ladies.
Yeah, that’s more my speed right there, for precisely why you outline. You direct the action, she simply and happily submits.
Especially if she is a ball-buster to most guys.
Notice its slightly better than “I will do anything you want”. Her skill and experience don’t really matter. All that matters is a proper reaction, not dead in the sack. Starting out with an embarrassed and inexperienced blush and then ending in the compete betrayal of her religion, ending in a visceral and sacrilegious orgasm…. is practically ideal.
Something similar was the hottest thing a girl’s ever said to me. We were sitting next to each other in the back seat of a friend’s car on the way to a party. I had invited her along just to be nice because she was new in town and I wasn’t even thinking about picking her up because she mentioned something about a ‘long distance’ boyfriend and I was spinning too many plates as it was. That and I’m an average-looking guy and she was a hard 10 and I didn’t want to embarrass myself by trying to fight out of my weight class.
She got quiet for a bit and then started playing with her phone, and then a minute later I got a text. She said ‘Just so you know, you can touch me. Whenever you want, however you want.’ And then I looked up at her and she was giving me this smoldering look of anticipation that I’ll never forget. I couldn’t keep my hands off of her for the rest of the night.
Can you analyze anything that you did to provoke it?
Quite impressive if you were the source of the eruption.
Similar tail.
A former student who kept in contact after college graduation. She texted me after I said…
Anything in my power to to grant it’s yours
She replied
You can have anything you want.
Rutting like rabbits for a summer. She was an 8.
“Do you want to put it in my ass?” asked Obama to Bernanke on behalf of the taxpayer…
“…after I cook you dinner?”
nah. its “ack chhh uggg i…cant…breathe alk ugh”
THIS IS NOT LADYLIKE. I REAL TRUE BLUE WOMAN SHOULD NOT TALK THIS WAY. I DO NOT APPROVE
I prefer “I want you to come in my mouth.”
“I wan you to cum in my ass” is better.
Yeah, that’s hot stuff, there. I’ve only ever had one woman let me do that to her, and she was a total submissive who would do ANYTHING for me. She was also a 4 who increased her rank to 8 just by being so damned enthusiastic.
Usually, women tell me that they love anal but then when they see my erect hosebeast they are like
don’t know why that got cut off… what I was saying is that even women who love anal are put off by the size of my schlong. Not the length, it’s only 7″, but the thickness.
Nice.
I prefer “do you want me to find a young girl for you?”
…all actors and scenarios over the age of 18 of course.
Yes… of course… *smirk*
In an unrelated topic, I recently had to sit at a table with four other people, a guy and three girls, to discuss something for a couple of hours.
One of the girls, you should have seen her: great body, slim with unusually large and round breasts over such a flat stomach, perfectly shown off by her tight sweater. The second girl wasn’t bad either.
Then there was the landwhale. Good God. The thing is, she would probably have looked cute if she wasn’t so fat. But now? Even her chin was fat. I don’t mean under the chin, but under the lips, like extra padding protruding straight forward – made me think of the two grumpy old men in the Muppets.
Guess which of the three was from the U.S.?
Looking at national obesity statistics doesn’t tell the whole story. Usually they don’t show age groups. If a country has 30 percent fat people, that doesn’t matter much if most of them are over fifty. But obese people in their twenties? I almost never see that, in any country. But then we had this U.S. blue-state landwhale with us, such a stereotype.
Seriously, how does she get so obese? I would have to work hard on gaining so much weight. I would have to drink soda every day, far more than I would like. Eat potato chips until I couldn’t stand to look at them. Getting fat, that is easy, but obese? How is it possible?
And of course she had her nails done in a garish color. Why do fatties try to compensate by adding something to their looks that stands out? That is not the way to do it. They should dress in modest clothing with modest makeup.
Note that I don’t say she was an American. When you hurt your people you are no longer really part of the people. And you do hurt it by turning yourself into something that pains the eyes to look at. She knows we have a very strong instinctive desire for beauty, it is expressed in everything we produce, in how we move and talk, everything. Yet she does this to herself, which will hurt those around her, much like a foul stench or intolerable sounds. She is detrimental to her people in other ways too: Fat women are far likelier to cause damage to a baby before it is born. They are less productive. They are more depressed and therefore use more Xanax – you know it all. (Fun fact: 25 percent of U.S. women are on anti-depressants. Would like to know what the average weight of those 25 percent is compared to the other 75 percent.)
The obese are also less likely to entertain revolutionary thoughts, I imagine. Less likely to oppose the establishment. They need a functioning society where the insulin injections arrive on schedule, so thinking alongside the lines of those who say they would love to have a real revolution? Impossible. They will have to align themselves with those in power. The establishment must love obesity, keeping the herd slow-moving and docile. Just go home, shut the door and grab some pizza in front of the TV. And never go out in the wild, where you feel free from the constant messages that fill the city. Never see that contrast.
Anal is for fags.
suggesting a threesome with another woman (a hot one) must be competitive with that.
Threesomes are highly overrated, though. Though everyone should try it if they get the chance.
Now for a simple thing a woman can do for a man: strip. It doesn’t have to be to music and expertly done, just let him enjoy the sight of an attractive girl taking off her clothes for him. Not just hurry to take them off before slipping in under the covers. Not just do it during the act. Do it before, slowly for his enjoyment. Yet this is apparently something below the dignity of most women. Or shall I say, they know they get sex anyway, so they don’t have to make that effort.
Very well. But every woman should give oral sex, and learn to do it well. That is something a man should be able to expect. How could you stay for years with a woman who won’t give you oral pleasure? I would be frustrated beyond belief. On the other hand, I suppose that provides hookers with some extra money. Which brings up another issue: women who refuse oral sex and who disapprove of prostitution at the same time. Do they hate men or are they just religiocrazy?
I reckon if not one, than the other or both.
As demonstrated a few weeks ago on “True Detective”.
There are guys, you know, who are not turned on by that. What is the big appeal about sticking it in a girl’s ass? That one has always eluded me.
Yeah, my heart always falls a little: another zombie cock-riding slut who is basing her ‘performance’ of what she thinks is sexy on male pornography. Shyness and reticence is what turns me on, and if I anal sex was to come up, I’d want to bring the one who brought it up.
It’s allure was forbidden fruit: it was almost impossible to talk a woman into it. Now every girl offers it up unprompted and there is no danger or sinfulness about the act whatsoever, can we just all admit that pussy feels better, unless she’s a post wall gumboot, and, if she is, why are you fucking her anyway?
Lot of truth to this
Robert What?
What is the big appeal about sticking it in a girl’s ass? That one has always eluded me.
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Robert, I had the same WTF reaction to the big anal push. I’d say anal started becoming a mainstream thing around 1998, maybe earlier. Before that it was usually a separate porn category like tit fucking…
My suspicion is it had something to do with the explosion of mass quantities of porn available due to high speed internet, more girls in the business, and fag influence.
Many of the male porn stars are really homosexuals who have good cock control from fucking guys; as are many of the male strippers who work the bachelorette party circuit.
“Spank me.”
That one is really good too, especially followed up by, “Choke me, slap me, suck my titties, and ride me hard, big boy!”
Allow me to field this one. . .a man’s psyche splits a woman between mother and whore parallel to how women split men between cad/dad (alpha/beta).
When a woman *asks* for it in the ace, it’s the ultimate whore move and the sexiest. If she’ll be your whore (for free!) then you own her and are therefore a Man.
Feminist talking point. And you mean “Madonna and whore”.
Your wife/LTR GF isn’t a whore.
“Do you want to put it in my ass?” My response, “not on a first date.” roll her over and stick it in the forward orifice.
Another sign that you own a woman for free. Deep oral with full swallowing. She is yours when she does this.
And, best of all, no s**t, yuck anal disgusts me. To each, his own, my 2cents.
generally men can’t make head nor tail of women. It’s bets not to think too hard beyond their “empty vessel-ness”
Half the South Parkers around here certainly can’t tell arse from quim.
This post could be summarized by: Guys like girls who can be whores in bed.
But doesn’t this point to a problem with our logic? We love girls who are slutty and will let us do anything, so it’s in our best interest to encourage as many girls to be as slutty as possible to increase our bang chances, but then we complain that there aren’t any “good girls” out there. They’re all sluts now.
It seems to me like it was the betas of the yesteryears who couldn’t get laid, so they encouraged their women to be sluttier. The logic being if they’re looser with sex then the betas will have an easier time. Only that didn’t happen. The sluts went for alphas. And now we’re encouraging girls to go even futher into super-slut-mode?
Ultimately, the buck stops with the woman in this arena. Just as men have superior physical strength, women have superior reproductive/sexual power. She is the gatekeeper of sex.
It’s a lot easier to process this once a guy 1) beats his insecurities that make him jealous that she’s actually touched a dick before she met him, and 2) accepts that there is no madonna or whore, they’re all both of those things and how judgemental the guy she’s interacting with is determines which side of her he gets to see.
Now cue my haters who are still clinging to their unicorn hunt lol
I remember back in 6th grade at age 13, girls were sexually active then and that was 1990. So in 2014, I imagine not much has changed. I ain’t ever known any madonnas. They’re either all whores or whores in training.
But doesn’t this point to a problem with our logic? We love girls who are slutty and will let us do anything, so it’s in our best interest to encourage as many girls to be as slutty as possible to increase our bang chances, but then we complain that there aren’t any “good girls” out there.
No, it only points to a problem with your vocabulary. “Slutty” is when sexuality is used as a means for a girl to get attention or benefits despite dirtying herself in public by breaking social mores, thereby hurting society. Being sexual in the bedroom is not slutty, no matter what the Puritans claim in order to shut down sex. Though some will still call it slutty as a form of titillation, thinking the word sounds sexy.
The sexiest words ever spoken by a man TO a woman :
Detox my Buttox.
They not only get uncontrollable gina tingles from this, but they actually pay me $5000 for the honor. Now THAT is asshole game (literally)
Gay… and FEH!
Geez, Louise, ain’t you clowns got enough STDs already, you gotta play in shit?
You fairies.
And while we’re on the subject… Wha, you think you’re so irresistible that you’re the ONLY ONE she’s ever said that to?
I have to confess that I too have heard exactly the same words from a Cougar but I am afraid with an entirely different response from myself. I had just shagged her and despite a fine body (I have the photographs au naturel) I never fancied her, and thus I declined. Never saw her again.
True, “Do you want to put it in my ass? (cackle)” puts a different spin on it.
“That thing’s gonna hurt” (said with a smile).
“I’m having trouble walking today.”
Is that what those rich So-Cal bitches say to you Laguna?
One day you are gonna have to tell some stories and give advise on gaming those beauties down there.
I have a good friend who rents in Corona Del Mar (his main residence is Palm Springs) and i have visited him quite a few times and been to some of the restaurants/bar there.
You really need to step up the style part of your game there..it can be a little intimidating when my friends new audi a6 is just ho-hum looking in the parking lot.
I met one of his friends at a party..who he grew up there..he has no money really..surfs alot..40′s..not particularily attractive or anything…but he has game and knows his environment..he slays the pussy..has a new attractive gf all the time..some take him to hawaii and pay for everything..the guy is an inspiration.
I think it would be alot of fun to live there and copy his lifestyle.
If you’re going to live out the decline poolside, CDM is a great place to do it.
I know the area very well. Where do you guys go?
One of my favourite hunting grounds is The Quiet Woman, which for years has been known as a major cougar den. It attracts younger girls, too. I’ve done very well there.
Gulfstream is another good place. Also, Crow Bar on PCH and R&D cafe at Fashion Island.
Never did it. Always wanted to try it to add to the memory bank. But also worried about fecal matter, as it’s disgusting as F#ck – not to mention Epstein Barr virus and anal fissures that can kill the chick. So I just never did. If the wife ever wanted to, I’d have to seriously wrap up the log with two condoms and pock that sucker through some tightly-whities before screwing, then incinerate them when done.
Then why Elton John have been so tough and sane for decades? of course if you are very aggressive you can hurt other people there and it can be quite nasty, but the supposed dangers of Anal are mostly anti- gay propaganda.
Whatever you say, Patient Zero.
Avaunt, thou rump-wranglin’ fairy.
Can’t argue with legitimate statistics huh? Mwahahaha……..I see you supraliminally admitted defeat little Pandewan.
Legit statistic. 68.2% of people in the US who get HIV are Faggots. They make up about 2% of the population.
Elton John probably has a very good team of doctors constantly detoxing his buttox so he can carry on his biologically unsafe lifestyle.. dodging the Anally Injected Death Sentence that Mother Nature eagerly administers to misfits like him.
As it happens, Elton’s colon was at an early stage replaced with “rumpus room extra tough” quality naugahyde.
Run .. run .. like fuck away ..
.. oh, dreadfully sorry chaps, I forgot you were American and so on.
Here you go, ancient saxon proverb and that.
Bumhole fury = hanging jury
It’s … dirty, and it’s smelly, and it’s .. er, dark .. and one really ought to send it … bark ..
Send it bark.
Duke pornstar interview on Opie and Anthony today. Very pro-click if you’d like to see the female id unleashed
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqpwW9wwTEY&w=560&h=315%5D
Key take away from this, as the manosphere has known for ages, the more steeped in feminism a woman is, the harder they like to be fucked. Starlet claims she gets off on being face fucked because she wants someone to shut her up… Also, amusing anecdote about the beta who outed her because she wouldn’t give him a kiss… Silly boy. If only he was hot, she would have blown him in the restroom!
The sexiest words ever spoken by a man…is actually only one word…by yours truly…
RAPE!
her quote also represents the fact that she is not “Saving the Best” for in this instance, you are.
“My kitty is sore.”
“I hate seein’ a man walkin’ around with a dry pecker, need some help mister?”
^^ Street whores cat calling in Red Dead Redemption
there are no sexy words a woman can speak.. not to me anyway..
For me, it was a f-buddy who asked “Can I suck your balls?” Having my balls lavished with attention is my all time favorite sexual indulgence, but I have been shy to initiate the activity with women. So to have a chick ask me to do my favorite thing was electrifying, because I could really let loose and enjoy it/ Even to this day, years later, I replay her asking me that question in my head and get a boner instantly..