This stunt should go down in the annals of pickup artistry as one of the wowjustwow-iest takeaways ever foisted on a girl.
It appeared to be the beginning of a sweet, Valentine’s Day ad in an Australian newspaper, popping a “very important” question. But its cliffhanger ending leading into a secondary ad will leave you hoping the girlfriend has a sense of humor.
The ad:
Beta Male Takeaway Game is a very effective attraction trigger. You posture as if you’re about to commit an egregiously supplicatory beta act of romantic abandon, and then, just when she’s fully braced for an awkward moment and her creep radar is pinging… you pull the rug out from under her with a surprise ending. Result: Tectonic tingle shift.
Why is the beta male takeaway so powerful an attractant of women? To answer that, you need to put yourself in the tiny shoes of the female rationalization hamster. Women of prime childbearing age instinctively know they are the more reproductively valuable sex. This foreknowledge influences their perception of the world, and their expectations of male behavior. Call it “cooter-colored glasses”. Women interact with men, whether nascent lovers or acquaintances, with the belief that yearning, suck-up beta male pleadings will be men’s default operating mode. And they aren’t dissuaded often enough to jettison that belief. Any fulfillment of her expectation of predictable beta male behavior disappoints her even as it occasionally elates her; but romantically inexperienced men don’t know this because women are skilled at concealing that disappointment when it personally advantages them.
So the rare bad boy who defies her expectations is a real treat for her twat. Female sexual arousal sits very close to the brain modules housing the female senses of danger, caprice, and drama. A woman defied is a woman alive.
It’s a lightning fast trip thru her friendzone into her pants zone. That can be the easiest way in, socially acceptable too.
“Pants zone” is a new term for me. I’ve heard “bone zone” as the opposite of the “friend zone.”
My girl wears a skirt 365 days a year. There’s no “pants zone”, and it speaks to the decline of the West that we now use “pants” as the default for women.
That’s why jerks and assholes (and convicted felons) do so well with them.
Once you understand this, everything is so much easier.
While holding her hand, using your most sonorous voice. You should play the piano, you’ve got slender wrists, good long hand bones, (pause for effect) and you’ve definitely got pianist (pronounce as penis) fingers.
That’ll work unless she’s a musician and actually knows something. Pianists need really wide hands. Not very pretty. Actually this could work if you want to throw in a bit of neg.
Say she has good hands for violin, you don’t need wide hands for that but long fingers are helpful.
I usually tell ‘em they should take up the violin… to give their jaws a rest.
I’ve never given it that much analysis. It’s worked often enough on groupies.
One time a girl was visiting and suddenly my parents up and left to go out on a date. The girl I was considering was standing in the kitchen with me. As soon as the door shut, and all went silent, I said, “I didn’t know we’d be alone. Sorry.” I reached in my pocket and felt a thrumbscrew from my computer case which I had been working on earlier. I looked at her seriously and said, “So, you wanna screw?” She was taken aback and amused and horrified all at the same time, so I pulled out the screw and gave it to her and said, “Cuz’ I don’t need it, you can have it.”
This girl was squirming in the middle of the footpath as I got her to agree that she needed a good ride to sort her out. We both enjoyed the virtual cable car in the amusement arcade we were standing right in front of
Someone should compile all these anecdotes into an Almanack.
I should try this next time I am with a new crowd. Introduce myself as some sort of badass just out from 20 years in Federal prison. What a qualification to give!
That might be all it takes to start a sexual vibe.
Make sure you pick the right crime. Big difference between armed robber and goat fucker.
Possession with intent to distribute is good. I’d stay away from murder and first degree rape. Sorry, whorefinder.
On the other hand, don’t make it too wimpy either. For example, stay away from “Serial Jaywalker”. It just doesn’t carry the same power as “human sex trafficker”
You could pull of jaywalking, if you get a glazed, 1000-yard stare and say: “Jaywalking… in Somalia. Do you know what they do to jaywalkers in Somalia?”
I told a girl I’d just gotten out of jail once. When she pried for more information, I said, “It’s a long story, really…” She was relentless. Finally I gave and said, “Armed robbery out of Chatham County, Georgia…”
What’s funny is I was prepared to tell her about how the bank was located right behind a donut shop, which is how the cops got us. But I didn’t even need it. Women are so awful at understanding geography, when I said Chatham County, she must’ve thought, “A place I’ve never heard of before; he must’ve done it!”
I could pull off goat fucker
Join the Freemasons and you will be asked to.
Any more info? What about Hoffman dying just before the awards? Blood sacrifice?
Armed goat fucker?
Goat arm fucker?
From another bulletin board … a woman says she doesn’t understand what this man is doing,
“Man is checking me out, flirts with me, laughs with me, hangs out with me…
I am feeling very passionate about him. I ask him out.
He declines…
He doesnt talk to me for a few days.
Then suddenly he is back to checking me out, talking and flirting with me…
What do I do so I dont scare him away a second time???
and why is he doing this????”
[CH: Whatever his intention, it appears to be working.]
Now she’s definitely hot for him, her followup comment:
“I think I am in the friend zone… what are the chances of turning that around”
Didn’t know chicks even used that phrase.
She’s clueless. Friendzone, lol. My advice to her would be: make sure he isn’t married. And stop asking guys out.
Does this guy look like he’s enjoying the view? No comments about knockout game …
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/venezuelan-beauty-quee-fatally-shot-head-protest-article-1.1620304
Niqqa’s smiling.
FamilyMan, why you are White?
Geez, Louise… they’re shooting beauty queens in the head down there?
That’ll keep the bishes in line, I suppose.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
the venezuelan lindy west’s murder strangely remains unreported
FamilyMan? you still haven’t answered my question? do feel ashamed?
Venezuela is full retard. You have to go there to believe the stupid sh*! that goes on. They actually made me pick up trash to be able to go through the border on my way to Colombia. The money has dropped something like 85% vs the dollar on the black market. Its like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
What ever happened to Sean Penn?
The old literary cliffhanger. The 50th shade of Game in action.
Sometimes you lose me, but you just spoke up for Jim Kalb’s writing and characterized it correctly. Sometimes I tire of your thrill with your own terminology and characterizations, but–the Cathedral Left shrieks incessantly, “How could you!!!” Kalb–quietly, calmly, politely–explains how and why, in lucid conceptual detail.
Guy is a stud.
I’d really like more info on how to handle other men. How to AMOG or just survive a verbal joust with other men. Heads up, Heartiste, You should do the 25 immutable laws of holding court with alpha males. A crash course to bring guys up to speed who didn’t play college contact sports. Tools for a guy who’s not 6’6 to hold court.
Julius Fast’s body language book is a decent resource. Also the Discovery Channel Alpha Male special. What other books are out there?
Really, could write like a billion pages on it, but AMOGging other dudes comes down to giving the group value and knowing that you give the group value. If you can’t do both, at least “know” you give the group value…..that will maximize whatever value you do have/bring.
Read Orin Klaff’s “Pitch Anything”. Unbelievable book on game, tho it’s all about how to pitch business ideas. The entire book is how to get frame control.
I’d put it up there with the best books on self-improvement and game.
Beta male takeaway! LOL. Just yesterday I remembered a quote I delivered on an Amtrack headed to Taste of Chicago to a girl I was dating: “You have really beautiful eyes. They’re easily the 2nd most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.” I had no idea what game was, I was just being myself. I didn’t even think it was that funny back then. I was actually quite serious. Now its pretty funny when I think about some of the stuff I used to say to girls.
You’d certainly be setting her up for her own comment later that night.
That’s was almost funny… for a girl, anyway… if they actually talked that way… outside of movies.
Calling Gas Buttox.
Tried gaming some girl a bit lady semester, and she wasn’t really having it. We had talked in class a bit and texted some but nothing materialized. No big deal. She went off my radar completely.
Well I’m sitting around outside on campus yesterday when somebody walks by me in the distance a bit, turns to me, waves, and says, “Hey RT! How are you!”
“I’m great. How you doing? Have we met?”
Turned out to be the same girl. I honestly hadn’t recognized her at all, but the look on her face was priceless.
“I’m hot, and he doesn’t remember me?!”
I started a 2-year relationship with a girl out of my league by doing that.
I always like on text “I have something I really need to tell you” and then you just never respond.
LOL
oh you cruel, cruel bugger. Laughed my balls off at that though
I did this for fun to a barmaid I knew for years.
Me: (coming of the bathroom up to the bar) “Laura…I have to tell you something, and it’s not easy…”
Laura: “Yes?” (She smiles knowingly)
Me: (Looking down slightly then up in an earnest manner) “It looks like someone flushed a tennis ball down the men’s toilet”
Laura: “…..oh”
Toilet Game ftw.
I don’t think this went over well, but there was a rumor this one guy got his gf an empty chocolate box for V-day because she had gained some weight. He wrapped it up nicely and everything, so she really thought it was a present. Funny but a little mean.
What would make that even funnier is a frog in the box.
Gay gay gay. And not that funny either.
Pretending to be a beta then hitting her with a teasing punch line… hmm… yes.
Credit to Ya, GFTOG is turning out great. Keeps me busy. Kinda throwing myself into trying to pursue these legit hotties.
…
I’m kind of still in disbelief over the original 8. I think the less I see her, the better, tbh. It’s really working to my advantage.
But pursuing these other chix is difficult.
Like, the rejections are polite in field:
(I go in, direct)
“Oh, I think you’re cute too….but I have a boyfriend…”
or
“You’re a surprisingly attractive little guy…but I do have a boyfriend.”
Those were the two rejections cold approach served me up. Ya ya ya, they probably didn’t have boyfriends…ugggh.
In social circle, there’s this 8 who dated another one of my friends. Ask her for drinks, and she says she’d feel weird b/c she went on dates with one of my friends.
Fuck, man. i gotta get out of this plateau. On the one hand, to even be paid compliments by these hotties in their prime is awesome, but on the other hand, who gives a shit…all that matters is the bottom line.
roll off on the approaches, you might be over saturating and playing to type.
focus instead on your cold read/body language skills and be a little less aggressive maybe. wait till you see on of the big three at least twice in a row or together.
then your approach is responding to an agenda instead of trying to create one. approaches may be cut in thirds but with a much higher conversion rate.
maybe?
Probably trying too hard right now, so focused on the results that your game is too “overt”. You could get girls like that if you keep going, but if you want those legit 8+ you need more fluid game. You are almost there, but it’s not enough. I don’t think you need to add more “game” to what you’re doing, it’s all probably a matter of maturity. Get a good job, try to be more of an achiever, add more discipline to your life, read books and expand your vision of life. Overall, try to get “bigger”.
The fact that you want these hotties so bad is a bad indicator in itself.
At a fwb place, being a houseguest for a couple of days:
Me: – Hey, i got a present for you!
Her: – What? You know you don’t have to do stuff like that! (true, i almost never bought or paid anything for her).
Me: – Hold on, let me finish. I brought you my tired traveller’s feet, they need a good scrubing, don’t you know?
Her: *face lights up*
10 mins later, blowjob after a thorough footjob.
Start out with the sappiest compliment imaginable, as as soon as she starts with the “Thank you that’s so sw–” blurt out “APRIL FOOL!”
It obviously works best on April 1st.
[CH: It can work year round. If she says, “But it’s not April 1st”, you reply “I know, I just couldn’t wait.”]
Oh shit that’s good. I’m taking that. Thx
Women can conceal disappointment for decades when it personally advantages them, and they can conceal it from themselves too. That’s my hypothesis for how my wife could have tolerated decades of supplicating beta behavior, yet I can do no wrong making extreme changes to the game this far in.
Is she crying inside, or tingling? Does a woman who is bawling or angry bake you brownies and put a hand-written note with them? “I’m sorry about being so bitchy….”
I’m not free yet, but I broke out of the prison cell, and have my run of the entire compound now. It seems bleak and pathetic to those of you on the outside, but you should see how much better it looks from in here! My cell was very, very small. Maybe I’ll find a decently bangable girl working in the prison kitchen and nail her. If not, I can always tackle the outer wall too. It’s not insurmountable.
I don’t know your wife at all, but seeing you becoming ‘better” can be scary for her, as she could be left behind, and so maybe she is a bit lost. Encourage her and tell her what you want from her in a straightforward but also encouraging, kind way.
I know spell checkers don’t flag context, but hey CH that last sentence – shouldn’t it read “A woman defiled is a woman alive.” ?
I sometimes do something like this.
Sitting at the bar, I make a rose out of my napkin after finishing my scotch. Then I walk around the bar, and pick random hb and walk up and say, “This rose goes to the most beautiful woman here. Can you help me find her?”
After a bit of banter, I hand it to the quiet one of the group.
[…] This stunt should go down in the annals of pickup artistry as one of the wowjustwow-iest takeaways ever foisted on a girl. It appeared to be the beginning of a sweet, Valentine’s Day ad in an Australian newspaper, popping a “very important” question. […]
Sperm count is way down compared to fifty years ago. There may likely be psychological reasons for this, but also the use of hormones to make chickens grow fat and fast is probably a factor. Unlike say growth hormones which are large molecules and somewhat species-specific, stilbensol and its ilk have none of these limitations.
Thor
So does it taste any different than it used to, you fag ?