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“The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold”, Performed
Jan 28th, 2014 by CH
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Family sizes have been shrinking all over the developed world.
The downstream psychological and societal impacts of only children are greatly under-appreciated by researchers.
For instance, fewer children means parents have less incentive to discipline or chastise those children for bad life choices. A parent is likely to fear losing the love of an only child more than would a parent fear losing the love of one of her six children.
If an only child decides to troon out, her parents might be hesitant to express much displeasure and disapproval because they don't have any other children to fill the void if that tranny-child decides to rescind her love.
Something like this dynamic, on a large societal scale, has serious implications for the shape of the culture and the willingness of parents to administer tough love. Pampered only children become vehicles for cultural degeneracy by drawing in fearful parents to sustain the system.
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Butting into this conversation, I have complicated feelings about AI. It is a weapon that we absolutely must not allow the Left to monopolize. The potential to seriously undermine leftoid cultural hegemony via right-wing AI is vast.
But I also know that this is a weapon which in time will destroy us all by ushering into existence the Zero Trust Society and the Zero Employment Economy.
The former is the more likely outcome. For example, imagine AI image generation that can fool even the experts, and then imagine that tech in the hands of anti-Whites, who get to work using AI to retcon our White past with the addition of nonwhites in our photos, videos, and books. Soon, White people could become conditioned to acccept the false memory of a past America that was always majority nonwhite. A massive psy ops of that nature would effectively quell any pockets of White resistance to their racial overrun.
What AI would unleash is the institutionalization of the inability to discern reality from fantasy. People who cannot reliably know truth from fiction in media and government press releases will suffer extreme mental duress, and many will react to this funhouse mirror world by dropping out and re-grounding themselves into very small kinship circles, at the level of hamlets and rural outposts.
People in general just do not sufficiently grasp how utterly awful a zero trust society will be in practice.
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Through the ballot box.
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What does a Zero Trust Society look like?
It looks like Mass Surveillance and biometrics.
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Colorado's White population is shrinking, and currently sits at 65% of the state total. The beaner population is exploding.
"Despite consistent increases in net migration, Colorado’s future growth is precarious. Since 2021, the increases in migration to Colorado have almost exclusively come from international migration, individuals migrating from outside of the United States directly to Colorado, rather than domestic migration, movement from other states into Colorado."
storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/3aa6968ec7a34ff8
For a while, there was domestic net migration flow into Colorado, driven by White Millennials, but that appears to have tapered off.
Politically, what is happening in CO is similar to what has happened in CA. Conservative Whites left, and liberal Whites remained behind or moved in. As nonwhites (mostly hispanics) quickly began to electorally and geographically displace the Whites, the latter responded by either leaving or becoming even more rabidly anti-racist.
This is not a surprising reaction, because it reflects an all too common Stockholm Syndrome attitude toward racial displacement:
"If I overtly express my support for the beaners, they will treat me well and the other liberal Whites won't exile me for wrongthink."
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If that's what Kavanaugh wrote or implied, then he's basically saying what all of us are thinking: that too much of our national policy is being foisted on the judiciary to decide.
Which is correct, but also highlights the sheer unlikelihood of Congress legislating anything that directly benefits White America. Congress' inability to do its job is not so much the result of institutional inertia as it is the consequence of an upside-down judaized morality that prevents the passing of common sense legislation.
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Who is more anti-social? The man driving the oversized pickup truck with the pissing Calvin sticker on it, or the woman screaming at you like a banshee for saying trannies should not be public school teachers?
I see anti-social people everywhere.
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Over 40% of food packaged and sold in the US is kosher.
jews are 2% of the US population.
In effect, Whites are paying a jew tax on their grocery purchases that they did not want nor vote for.
Whites are paying the Jewzya.
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Are the Whites or the niggers winning the World Cup?
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I wonder if, at this point, the MAGA red cap does nothing but signal performative spitefulness, and that this perception of neutered rebellion encourages leftoids of either sex but mostly women to make public spectacles of themselves lashing out at MAGA hat wearing White dudes.
If White men were to, instead, brazenly occupy the public square in Hugo Boss SS aesthetics and a happy smile, it would signal intent of purpose, and some of these crazy White women might be more circumspect when confronted by their presence.
"Every woman yearns to submit, but only to he who is worthy of her submission"
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Uhh, obligatory “NSFW”?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nsfw
LOL’ed.
lzozozozo OMG HEATRITSTEZZZEE
da GBFM WILL OPEN FOR HIS OCNCERTZZZ!!!
with ONE COCK RULE MSUIC SONG ROCK POP TECHCNOZZLzLOZOZOZ
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lzlzoozozoz SPOT DA ALPHAZ! DA GBFM IN COLELEHZ COLLLE?GCEZ!
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Ah, I love that scene.
good lord is this roided out day-go stupid
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/politics/2014/01/28/nr-tom-perkins-war-on-rich-apology.cnn.html
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lzozlzozlzzl this YKW points out that self proclaimed badass Jay Z cuckolded himself on purpose for the entire world
http://nypost.com/2014/01/28/beyonce-jay-z-this-is-marriage/
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Sad part is white people love him.
I’m crying, both from laughter and how beautiful this is.
The Internet is Our Friend.
The collaboration above is an example of how we leaderlessly organize into an effective division of labor — lyricist and performer — guided by the right ethos. Nobody commissioned that anthem, disparate parts came together spontaneously in freedom and the loose confederacy of an ethos.
Though it is a small example, such small victories are how revolutions rise and unite.
Despair is misplaced over how powerful and entrenched the enemy is. Interconnectedness means redundancy and instantaneous lines of communication. The enemy is a blundering monolith, we are minutemen.
Now add a touch of smart leadership and organization — flexibility within efficiency — and imagine the force-multiplying effect.
It baffles me to see men intimidated into non-action (poolside) by the mere shadow of “The Cathedral.” A few well-placed strikes and the facade comes down, and when the facade comes down, men will rally to the truth. We are choosing to be frightened by women and eunuchs.
All this from a song? No. From the song’s remarkable production. It is a sign of how much easier it will be than we think to produce the tools and the armies and the anthems to bring down the paper tiger.
For a dashed off piece of work, the song is an outstanding achievement. I didn’t bother to read through the poem until it was sung to me, and when I heard it matched to music, it was thrilling to witness something new and powerful come to life before my very eyes.
Congratulations to its creators: it is just that creative collaboration that will rally men together.
Matt
It is also further evidence of men’s–and only men’s–eagerness to engage in creativity for its own sake.
Tears in my eyes.
LMFAO!
Heartiste, I hope you have a room at the Chateau always at the ready for this man.
[CH: His ladies are waiting.]
This is epic. Encore.
+1
This could be a chart-topper in Sweden.
Big in Japan too (add anime tho).
Now that should have won a Grammy as opposed to that sh*t on TV the other night.
+1
Who needs a Grammy, when you can get a Manly award. Guy didn’t even crack so much as a grin the whole song
GBFM in the real
plus 1
lzozozozozo
ONE COCK RULE TEHCNO MIX LZOZOZOZO
OMG both of you betado9uches above are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!
You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz
“I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”
OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh
THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!
OUT!
O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl
OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?
sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl
and she made you think of another cock
fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?
let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!
throw a beat over this way.
yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo
now hit it!
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
then you blame the betas in school
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
even after menopause and no need for da ragz
telling young chickas to lust after vampires
as they build their fiat empires
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
theft in fiat inflation is hid
as they swing their bankrupting axe
i don’t care what last night u did,
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.
as they promote butthex across the land
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand
but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”
and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
teacxhing women to lust after the undead
as the neocons suck the western world dry
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
cry cry cry
cry cry cry
not for you or me
but for themselves
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
but he left her dry
so whe butthexed with the asshole
and now see her cry
and wonder why
and transofrm the entire univeristy
into a program to further the fiat lie
to transfer wealth and wage war and death
to about fifty million more
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
and not a whore
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
alreayd seen yer pink stink
bent ya over the sink
and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
AND THREE COCK RULE:
^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down
lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz
what do ya want?
a two cock rule rap?
or three cock rule?
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
i need a chick to cuckold me
i need a chick on me to pee
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i love being the greater fool
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
i keep mine in my pants,
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i treat my lady like a nice guy,
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
three cock rule, three cock rule,
while your cock doth touch her stool,
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
fund her with other cocks to dance.
lozlzlzlzl
or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl
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It’s actually quite good
Now that was well done. Bravo. A message to all seamen.
Fantastic rendition!
I don’t know how you can sing that with a straight face.
Take up a collection to send this man a keg of his favorite beer. Knocked it out of the park!
WJW
The dude abides… I take comfort in that.
A warm spot in my heart of this song, the first I ever learned on the guitar. His strumming reminded me of it, from back in the day. (tear of reminiscence).
This song is very offensive and not at all funny. Do you people have no respect. Do you know how hard it is to clean a dick through a cuckold antimasturbation cage. I’m lucky that I have a small dick else it would take even longer.
[CH: lol. “Easy PZ”.]
+1 big up
I hope all you wannabe guitar lords are paying attention because what you just witnessed that man doing is the strength of G knowledge.
One man and his axe; if you need more than that, you probably ain’t qualified to have it. Too many guys out there got 18 guitars, $10,000 dollars worth of amps and effects, the latest gizmos and gadgets; but they still suck.
They suck because they are too impatient to do what this guy is doing right here.
Play your guitar
By yourself.
THE END.
If you skip that part you will never fully know your guitar or yourself; your gonna end up hiding behind equipment, effects, or other people (and annoying me)
Once you can do what this guy does, everything else is easy.
Do it.
And BTW, if you got a girl, she ain’t gonna like it.
You know what?
Fuck em.
I can’t resist a video response to that, thwack, even though I suck without amps and effects too. (I can play this piece better, but, ironically, not when I’m recording myself. I try too hard not to mess up, I guess, which is probably another expression of the underlying reason why I still suck horribly with girls.)
Troubadour
I try too hard not to mess up, I guess, which is probably another expression of the underlying reason why I still suck horribly with girls.)
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Bravo on the finger pickin, just keep rockin, slow and steady. When the electricity goes out your ancient signaling device will draw female bearing alcohol, weed and blankets; its great to know someone else is in the fight. Tally ho!
@Jay
I hate to disapoint you Jay but nobody has ever really learned how to play guitar; sure, your ability to learn becomes exponetial, but theres an infinite amount to learn and you always die disappointed; so you better get choppin NOW:
PICK YOUR 3 CHORDS
You got 7 to choose from:
A B C D E F G
Pick any 3 and just hammer em everyday; power chords, long strokes…
Might as well since you already got the tude for it?
Troubadour, you stare too much into the camera, learn to relax man!
When you talk to a girl I hope you don’t do that, you will scare her away.
I am only trying to help.
Truth… Since my young days one of the things I always felt awful about was that I never learned to play guitar. I took it up within the last year and I have much to learn. But your whole post is true regarding what is and is not, needed to become an average player.
That was beautiful and will reach more people as they examine their lives and hear an echo in this song. Brilliant satire. May it go viral.
“Woman who lured man to ‘inhuman’ torture by offering sex is spared jail”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10583897/Woman-who-lured-man-to-inhuman-torture-by-offering-sex-is-spared-jail.html
/sigh. Lass and two men torture a guy, she fucks another guy infront of him, laughing while he’s laid there beaten and bloodied, because “She felt horny”.
Court verdict?
“she had been under the influence of Hogan, with whom she had been an “abusive” relationship during her teens, and in fear of Doyle – but was now trying to overcome a deeply troubled past.”
Amazing to see Heartiste’s first principal expressed without any shame at all these days.
“she had been under the influence of Hogan, with whom she had been an “abusive” relationship during her teens, and in fear of Doyle – but was now trying to overcome a deeply troubled past.”
A woman like that should indeed be let out of jail… and put to sleep like a dog.
I call bullshit. It’s obvious her boyfriend did it to please her.
OT/field report/need advice please: I think I successfully did a little YaReally/Walwala action.
So the HB8 about whom I posted a few times, who LJBF’ed me/tried to use me exactly as in the recent post by CH, all 5 factors, but re: who at least I was “alpha” enough to recognize it and cut her off after a month…..I had not called her texted her since about Jan. 5 or so. She said she wanted to be friends, but I successfully put her out of my mind and did not contact her the last 4 weeks.
Well, last night at 11 PM she called me. I was on the phone talking to a girl friend (2 words) of mine from college, who is cool but too thick for me, plus she’s way across on the other side of the country. So I did not take the call from HB8 of course. Then I went to bed.
This morning HB8 calls again and sent flurry of texts. Please evaluate my reaction (all typos are in the original):
Her (10:56 AM): Hey, how are you? I went to your building yesyerday! And I wanted to say hello. I called you, but you didnt answer
Her: (10:57 AM): Call me when you get a chance.
Me (11:20 AM): were u wearing a skirt?
Her (11:22 AM): A black dress… Are u busy? Why you did not answer?
Her (11:24 AM): Call me!
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Now I know I was this girl’s no. 2 choice and now she is calling me of course after tiring of the other guy for whatever reason.
What do I do now? Should I have not even responded at all for days? It’s unbelievable that she (pretends to think–shit test) that I should be sitting by the phone ready to answer her call at 11 PM one day after not hearing from her in 20 days.
On the flip side, she apparently was at the guard gate of my apartment last night at 11 PM in a little black dress and heels wanting to come inside. ; )
So now what is my move?
I’ll take a crack a this, though I’m no YaReally. After checking off all the “I’m Using You” boxes, and trying LJBF you, seems like *her* next move is to crawl into your bedroom on all fours. Your next move is to communicate that to her, non-verbally, and make sure she understands it.
So wouldn’t it just be standard chaser-chased script-flipping game at this point? You’re busy the next couple of days, but if she wants to meet for drinks and buy the first round when you’re free, then by all means she can wear that little black dress. I think you’ve got to screen, screen, screen the hell out this girl while feeding her a little bit of intrigue and rapport along the way. But if she fails just one single screen, then you suddenly have someplace else to be, and you bounce. She’ll either chase you or she won’t. If she doesn’t, well, you’ve been fine without her on your radar for the past four weeks, right?
I think you should have a short meeting (arrange to meet for coffee or drinks) then when the meeting is over, it’s over. Excuse yourself after the half hour and leave. You didn’t promise more after all. Keep it extremely low key almost as if you’re falling asleep or thinking about something else.
If she gets back in touch again after that, she really wants you now. On following meeting, keep the same distant attitude but escalate verbally and physically to sex.
If she doesn’t get back in touch, she was just trying to stay on your radar, and she failed and went away,
what do you want?
“sorry not hot enough” followed by 1 week of total radio silence no matter what she txts or calls saying. Then just send “lol” in the middle of the day even if it doesn’t make sense as a response to her, followed by another week of total radio silence. And if she leaves multiple voicemails or calls multiple times in a night, the next afternoon txt just “stalker lol” then resume radio silence.
After like 2-3 weeks of this, when she’s txting you in the evening just txt “ok come over. Dress sexy.” Like I wouldn’t even waste effort/time/money on a date or meeting up for drinks…she’s already come by your place so she’s comfortable with that, there’s no reason to go blow $20 on drinks, you could get a lapdance for that lol If she does anything except come over, radio silence…so if she txts like “I can’t tonight!”, radio silence, if she txts “what are we gonna do?” radio silence. Give her a week of radio silence and then allow her the chance to come over again, rinse repeat until she’s there.
This aloof shit is fine in your situ because you have high value to her right now and she’s chasing your validation. If this was some girl who you had just met and who wasn’t into you yet, it wouldn’t work. But this one should end up chasing HARD.
This also plays off Mystery’s cat string theory (google it or check my archive) in that if you were pure radio silence she’d give up, but an ambiguous “lol” that sounds like you might be laughing at her (negative) or that she said something that made you laugh (positive) or that something interesting just happened to you and you wanted to share it (positive) etc keeps her hamster spinning. The string is dangling just barely out of reach.
You COULD attempt to work it faster, it’s totally do-able but:
1) there’s a good chance she’s full of shit and wanted to bang that night but is now just trying to get your validation because she was snubbed so when you say “ok let’s meet up” (aka you chasing her), she flakes because all she wanted was for you to chase. See walawala’s ex begging him to meet up then flaking as soon as he agrees to, as an example of this.
2) she may just bone you one time then go back to the other dude as soon as he allows her to come back into his life.
3) she doesn’t get much of an emotional rollercoaster (it’s just “I want it, so I got it just like always”) and you jumping at her first offer of reuniting is kind of low-value because it says you don’t have much going on and were essentially sitting around by the phone waiting for her to let you have a chance…making her work for it will make her appreciate it.
4) what I’m recommending should make her obsess over you to the point where if her last guy tried to get back with her she would turn him down because you’re the shiny new puzzle she needs to solve.
5) and lastly, my way will teach you about how far you can push a girl when she’s chasing you. I would actually recommend TRYING to get rid of her, like txting stuff like “don’t txt me anymore” and “go away I hate you” followed by a week of radio silence then a 2am “hey” followed by radio silence etc. you’d be surprised how hard you can push away a girl who’s chasing you and have it just make her chase you harder lol
Again this only works because right now, since you snubbed her, she’s chasing you and sees you as high value and needs your validation. There are a lot of cases where this wouldn’t work.
Solid, as usual. +1
“there’s no reason to go blow $20 on drinks, you could get a lapdance for that lol”.
I love your philosophy haha. Think that’d work if actually said to a lass?
everything depends on context. it’s not like you can just say a canned quote like that and pussy is going to magically appear lol. in most cases this is going to come off as brutish, if you are chasing a girl saying and are trying to establish rapport, saying something like this might make you feel better but she will next you.
“Think that’d work if actually said to a lass?”
For ME, because it’s congruent to me. I set the frame early on of being the type of guy who would think in those terms. Bob the harmless nice guy from Accouting saying it would get blown out. Russell Brand or Tommy Lee wouldn’t.
This is why I don’t give a lot of word for word examples of my game and just explain the concepts/structure behind them instead. Not a lot of guys, esp who are just starting out learning, would be able to congruently say the things I say. But at the same time, the words themselves are irrelevant…the concepts/structure are what cause attraction.
My push/tease/disqualifier might be “sorry I don’t fuck ugly chicks. But come back when I’m done this beer and you’re blurry.” Whereas Bob from Accounting might push/tease/disqualify with “sorry you’re not my type, I don’t like high-maintenance women.”
Both versions would cause the girl to go “omg!!” and qualify themselves, because it’s the concepts/structure that’s key.
Left a longer comment down below, but any tips an practicing congruency? I’m guessing you run the gamut of nice guy shit to outrageous, sexual shit and see what sticks/what you enjoy the most.
Can you believe the thing in this story is referred to as a “woman”?:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547375/Woman-sold-baby-EIGHT-TIMES-man-sex-room-meetings.html
I again challenge every single one of you to present me with any CREDIBLE evidence that the female thing that is the subject of this story is the same species as Avril Lavigne.
https://www.google.com/search?q=avril+lavigne+face&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_DHoUqebItSlsQSVlYGIDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=799#q=avril+lavigne+hot&tbm=isch&facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=bBoY1ip5q730CM%253A%3BSZpHOAtyjdCJAM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.hdwallpapersonly.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2013%252F03%252FAvril-lavigne-hot-3.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.hdwallpapersonly.com%252Favril-lavigne-hot-pictures-wallpapers.html%3B1920%3B1080
Once they had listened the “The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold” all Valkyries dumped their heroes. Now they are riding from Valhalla to find a new one. The one that sang this lovely piece of music. Drop the guitar and prepare your dick man!
Classic.
Try playing it on electric bass.
Bass is Alpha.
Soon to be the most requested song at wedding receptions…
Help!
On a separate note, here is the follow-up to my earlier query of what to do next:
After an 8 hour flight, I landed in Paris at 5 in the morning for a 2-hour layover before starting out the final leg to US. Tired, I looked around for a place to relax at the airport. I see this cafe and after buying my food, settle down on a table not realizing this gorgeous woman sitting diagonally opposite me with her girl friend. I keep minding my business but do not miss a chance of checking her out. This goes on until she finishes up and starts to leave (20 minutes must have passed by). As she walks past my table, I finish up, follow her and after 10-odd steps approach her from behind.
Me: “You look familiar, are you heading to New York by any chance?”
She: “No. Moscow.”
Me: “Must be a long flight”
She: “Just 4 hours and its -20 degrees.”
Me: “What are you doing here.”
She:”I’m a personal dresser.”
Me: “What do you think about this? anything needs change?” show myself top to bottom with a gesture of my hand. She smiles, “no, perfect”.
Me: “Give me your phone and write my email”. While she is taking out her phone, I also take out mine and start taking down her email as well. After we are done exchanging emails, I ask her when is her flight, “In 5 minutes”. I hug her tight and kiss her on both her cheeks with abundance. Oh yea, her girl friend is standing next to us all this while and I did include her in the conversation just to be polite.
I reach home and after almost 48 hours, I write to her:
Hi beautiful,
Remember me? Take a guess
10 hours later (time difference) I receive this:
Hi! Yes, guy from the airport))))))))))))
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She is in Moscow and I’m in US. Long-distance but I want to save her for future. Never know when we end up in Paris again. And I want to be ready for that!
Should I let her figure out what next by emailing her this?:
Ah! Good job!
You in Moscow me in New York, opposite ends of the world. What do we do now?
What do we do now?
Apply for bank loans to pay the roaming charges ….
Then write something about the romance of unexpectedly meeting someone in passing – and that you wish you could explore Moscow with her. Say that you want to lock elbows and look into her eyes while drinking shots of vodka – standing in the snow outside the Kremlin … and that you’re going to grow a Cossack mustache for her to ride on.
She will be expecting you to have an answer to that question.
I had a Russian girlfriend for a while. Skype is your friend, and you may be surprised how quickly things escalate. The woman I’m seeing now is posted in the middle east, and she does herself when we Skype or just talk on the phone. But net-net, you will be traveling.
Incidentally, the traditional Russian kissing protocol is to kiss the cheek three times — left, right, left. When Americans do that with a Russian girl they (the Russian girls) light up with a little frisson of recognition.
I would pay a Russian not to dress me.
@CDS: lol, thanks, for now, I’m just being laconic
@zek: true. I changed that to, “Ah! Good job! so, tell me more” and we’ve been going back and forth.
@BV: missed it! thanks for the update
@darkhorse: we think alike
im living with a girl ive been fucking for 3 months…out of necessity. I was kicked outta my house. She was nice enough to let me crash with her. I have already lived with an ex gf, and swore i would never do it again, and i wouldnt voluntarily.
She works at a coffee shop, and im her ride…she doesnt drive. Theres a regular (guy) at the coffeehouse who is def trying to get with my girl. And he tried to tool me when we bumped into him on the street when i first went out with her downtown. Totally caught me off guard, i think it was the first night i went out with this chick.
Anyways recently i got some weird ass vibes one night when she went to walk the track at the community center with her fat girlfriend, and…this guy. As they left her work it seemed like really hush hush, and i was catching some really fucked up vibes. Like i wasnt supposed to be in on it. I almost joined them, but decided not to, and drove off after seeing them at the track. I kept my mouth shut, but i guess this is a weekly thing they do. So i caught her texting him last night and started seething. In a controlled way I told her if I catch her chilling with this guy, or texting him, i will vanish. No demands, just that i simply disappear if I find out shes chilling with this guy. And i mean it. i went through similar games with my ex, and it was a fucking nightmare. Im well aware that much of this is because of moving in with her…i am no longer mysterious, or challanging. Im doing my best to move the fuck out. So thats a given. Is there ever a fucking time we can just be direct and lay down the law? is this really so beta? Every male instinct of mine is telling me this is a threat and needs to be neutralized.
On the one hand i get the wisdom of not showing your hand/insecurity. But i went through such beta misery with my ex, that i honestly have zero tolerance for any of this kinda shit anymore…competing with other AMOGS and all that shit. Just stresses me out. She was very apologetic, and submissive when i gave the ultimatum.
No, that wasn’t beta.
solid.
just be ready to leave. or she is playing a game to see if you care (most likely). i hardly ever care so i encourage the relationship with other dude. im an asshole though. it IS an easy way to get rid of a girl and not have it be you who is the one bringing the bad emotions.
remember that like a girls feelings will lead her thoughts and become her reality, a mans biological desire to guarantee paternity will cause a physical reaction that may be directed at someone we really don’t give a shit about long term.
i really have major fuckin problems with amogs i go completely insane with emotion…i really dont know how to get over this…like i get totally choked up and lose all sense of reason and i usually fuck everything up. I cannot for the life of me stay calm and collected and treat it like a chess game. however i think this is usually coming from scarcity. When ive had multiple women, i never rarely care…because i know im awesome. maybe its simply the situation…betatizing me. But generally speaking for LTR, which id prefer to have in life, i must find a way of dealing with this. maybe its the two in the kitty where im failing….maybe this would prevent any wandering in her mind….because shed sense my abundance and unattainability.
When you start to go insane, just imagine a huge fucking ellipsis blocking out the world. Those three dots are your thalamic pause. Then say “gay” to yourself, and move on.
word. i will add that this is an insecurity you have, you think other guys are cooler than you, find your self esteem and you won’t ever look at an AMOG again, it will be you…
word indeed.
lolololololol
Pulled the audio, converted it to an MP3, dropped it into iTunes, and drove around town this afternoon with it on 10, windows down. It is now in the heavy rotation. A fucking masterwork!!
Nicely done… I may do this as well as I have a high quality audio ripper installed.
lol bitchin
Unbelievable. I can’t believe there are readers like this.
This was really great.
OT. Is there a good (as in, a respectful, non-bitchy, subtle) way, as a woman, to encourage a man to be more alpha? Or does that defeat the entire point somehow?
Blowjobs.
Cynthia, that’s a really good, and really hard question. The best approach I can come up with is radical passivity. An alpha expects you to submit, and your enthusiastic response to an alpha will be to submit. But submission is not passive, it is an active response to the leader, an attempt to follow and assist.
When your leader does not lead, be still, be of good cheer, and be simple. Leave problems for him to solve. Defer decisions without nagging. Be passive, even annoyingly so, until he can bring himself to instruct. With your mind recognize that he has been trained to avoid leading you, and with your heart choose to be surprised by the joy of every advance he makes.
Make him read this blog.
Make him read this blog while you are blowing his dick.
heh…
That’a girl, Cynthia
Both Manic and Matthew are right.
Men have been conditioned to be less aggressive overall – and especially that it’s wrong to be forceful with women. He needs to know that it’s safe to do that – that you WANT that of him – and he’ll be rewarded for it.
So, start by responding encouragingly to any alpha-action – however accidental. He presses the elevator button – you press your breasts against his back. He changes a printer cartridge – you call him Superman. This will build momentum quickly. Nothing succeeds like success.
Once you’ve been very very clear – and encouraging – and his balls are rolling – become more demure and lady-like in public – and an enthusiastic slut in private.
You’ll unleash a wolf.
Aahh-hrrrooooooooooooooo!
Ha, thanks! I’m surprised CH hasn’t done a full post on this topic, actually. Seems rather important.
I don’t want to make it sound like my guy’s awful. He’s awesome and hands-on and playful, he just defers a lot. I don’t want to be the one driving the relationship; it’s exhausting and it’s only going to leave us both miserable. I just want to be able to nudge it a little in the right direction, and let him take over from there.
Sounds like the breasts will finally be good for something, haha.
Sure, here’s a basic example that can be repeated with common sense: Find some suitable problem, ask him what to do, then do it. Let him know you appreciate/like it.
Defeating the purpose? On the contrary, leadership, dominance and so on needs practice for those who aren’t naturals. Even naturals have to learn on the job. They just tend to be pushed to more difficult situations quicker.
men usually respond to challenges. tasks to complete. simple fucks we can be.
Hey CH, do you have a reply? I was asked the same thing by a wife a few weeks back and didn’t have a good answer. So I told her to always be respectful, but I wonder how far that will get her. You should make it a full post.
Echoing what others said, this is a majestic thing. A testament, to the high quality of readership here.
Beautifully performed and sung. Also, if you’ve not done so yet click on YOUTUBE in the embedded link to watch on youtube and make sure to give this guy an upvote!
Hey CH,
I met this really cool girl and I don’t know what to make of this scenario, I really want to be with her because she’s so cute and I feel like we made a real connection even though I’ve only known her for 38 hours.
Just the other night she hired an assassin to kill me. Is this a shit test? I’m pretty sure it was. I just agreed and amplified. I pretended to commit seppuku and when he went to chop off my head I slit his throat. This should turn her on right?
I await your reply, I can’t wait to fuck her face with my beta cock.
38 hours – a shit test assassin – and you still haven’t shagged?
Your being strung along. Next.
Don’t rush to conclusions. Was the assassin a hot young asian female?
Saruman lives, and he plays a mean six-string.
I’m dying over here. Incredible! Bravo! Bravo!!!
Arnold vid: “What does a key card mean?”
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Just saw a terribly self deluded response to this on some site called manboobz, the commentary is hilariously inept. Some doofus there was aganozing over how to interpret the Mountain Dew mansion jab. Such obliviousness is almost awe inspiring.
Outstanding performance.
As to gym related tweets: mine undercuts manliness thusly: heavybags are in the general workout room. So when I want to box, which I do roughly every other week, I have to work around the schedule of fat ladies in leotards doing zumba.
Nice job on the song.
CH re: independent gyms, just like any small business in any industry, because of money changer fiat money system, it is nearly impossible for any solo practitioner to survive. I used to be a member of a real gym. It was called “Pete’s Gym” and it was some hard hittin’ free weightin’ motherfuckaz up in there. That was the strongest I ever was, lifting next to a bunch of roided out freaks, pushing me to not be a total pussy.
Now I work out at my apartment gym, which has free weights and is like my private gym as nobody else uses it. I miss seeing hot girls at the gym, but I can’t justify $100/month for a gym when I can walk downstairs to a great gym with free weights. (They did at one point remove the squat rack though lzozlzolzlozozozo)
Here the Cathedral “news” agency TELLS the sheeple what to think and take away from the speech. zlzolzozlzozlozozlzlz
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/01/politics/sotu-speech-decoded/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Cathedral “news” channels, webpages, and TV stations don’t even try to make a pretense of REPORTING NEWS. They just use titles that even admit what they are doing — “here is what you need to think: …..”
Cool song.
You know my old man was a horn dog bear and so am I. Not ugly, not hollyweird star good looking, handsome enough to be attractive, geeky enough to not look threatening to other men. Probably why I AMOG so well with out even knowing it. We are rare men, I remember I was the only kid to grow a full beard by 14 years in my year, and there was only one other bloke in the year above who could grow a beard. So yeah High T, bald now but it comes with fucking benefits literally. I went to an pretty much 99.9% white school to.
I read that other post where that bear fucked some wife for 2 and 1/2 hours, and you betaniks think it impossible…Well my record is 4 hours, a couple of ejaculations and many orgasms, never read that Taoism shit till the other day, which I found in a link here somewhere, so I’m a natural. The swingers couples are really into that shit, seeing their wives fucked by other men. I don’t understand it myself, as I always pursed multiple women, bisexual women at the same time, when I was running a muck, there was always that club.
When you train your body into a weapon for war it’s amazing how much control and muscle memory you attain, particularly when you don’t ignore your core muscles. I got there cause I seriously wanted to take the “Carter course” to enter the halls of the Crème de la Crème, in the SASR. At 90Kg and 2-3% body fat I met my now missus, and her only complaint, was that I was too hard all the time in reference to my cut body, I literally wear one woman out. Sweat and mess every where.
So suck it up weaklings, and make sure you have two tea spoons of concrete in your cuppa tea in the morning, so you can harden the fuck up. I love that saying.
Hey YaReally,
I know you’re not around that much and props to building a new social circle (I’ve only since cultivated a social circle of PUAs since last summer lol), but in addition to learning that (I’ll check the archives), I’m curious as to how to generate attraction faster (verbally).
Things I’m working on fixing:
1. Being immediately dominant/setting the right frame: I usually say “Hey… I think we should go on a date :D” See that smiley? In real life, that means I sort of stand there and wait for a response (when yes, I should really just keep talking).
And yeah, I know that’s bad. I’ve been testing “Want my number?” as an opener recently because it makes me laugh. And there are a lot of phone places I can take it to structure the interaction like she”s the chaser.
2. I’m tired of approaching like “Hey
What’s up? :)” setting up a lame-ass frame like, “I’m a chode, we should date cuz I’m lonely :(” (as I’m writing this out, I’m realizing that I should write my stuff more often, if not only to think about alternatives to my standard openers “Hey, how’s it going?”, “What’s up?” But those two openers always work because I instantly get physical (put my arm around them, carry them while I look them right in the eye).
I have some field reports I haven’t written, but remember pretty clearly… just need to get to writing them.
3. I’ve gotten into a few “arguments” with girls. The girl will randomly get pissed off, but since I normally react logically to blowups, I get sort of pissed back even though I know that I could turn this around… except I don’t know how. For example:
Me: Hey, ladies, I’m a huge slut. A dirty whore. Come hangout with us (with wing here, he’s stifled, it’s the end of the night outside a bar).
I grab my target around the legs and carry her. She’s calm and says “Uh, put me down.” I comply.
Me: I’m just promiscuous.
7 (the friend): Does this ever work for you?
Me: No, it never works, I’m a virgin.
7: Lol
7.5: You know what, I’m pissed that you did that. Get the fuck away.
Me: Well, sorry you’re pissed, but YOU walk away.
We give each other the death stare (or was it gina tingles???)
Me: Let’s go man.
7.5: Yeah, walk away!
So see…. I’d like to turn situations like these around.
4. Leading (solution: mission days).
Achievements
1. I can generate attraction pretty consistently already. I just maintain my frame and throw myself into the interaction with complete conviction. (Update: Went on my first instadate today, wohoo! She bought the coffee
Not sure if it’ll go anywhere. Just broke up with her bf and we (she) basically talked about him the whole time. Got her number after… didn’t shit on the bf tho.)
2. I’m a lot more physical. This has generated massive attraction because in almost all cases I carry the girl within minutes of meeting her, she gets more attracted.
3. Went to a Tyler hotseat. Pretty much know how to get laid now… but can’t yet execute. I’m gonna do a few days/weeks of leading missions to improve that skill.
4. My ego’s getting tamed. I feel comfortable enough to practice on the fatties, walk away, and go for the hotties. I’ll still fuck up time to time though. Last two weekends, I approach EVERYBODY, build momentum really quick, (and don’t get laid because I haven’t practiced leading that much, but again, besides the point).
Also shoutout to my boys still in the game. Thanks Scray, for the advice. Still going cuz of how amazing your transformation was man! And Immoral, you’re not around, but thanks man for the encouragement. See you in the 30!
And for all the other guys I learn from (pretty much the dudes Immoral and Scray talk to about game on a serious level) I’m learning a lot from your lessons.
Finally found a wingman to join me in the shitty cold weather, so we’ll be out, hitting up the streets, and places that aren’t just bars/’clubs lol. I’ll try to drop some more shit from time to time. Peace!