One Of The Funnier Hitler Rant Parodies
May 1st, 2010 by CH
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"H1B abusers"
This rhetoric is damning of Trump's real intentions. The crisis facing us isn't the problem of "abusers" of the system. The crisis is the system ITSELF.
We should be going after the H1B program in its entirety, not just the abusers of it.
Same with immivasion. We should be deporting all of them, not just the "violent criminals".
The System must be repealed.
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The Tyler Robinson conspiracy theories remind me that Occam's Razor has taken a beating over the last decade.
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Robinson's father turned him in, and I doubt the decision to rat out his own son was a difficult moral quandary for him, knowing that his degenerate son was fucking a dude in his cosplay foxhole.
It must have felt like excising a demon from the family, and restoring the reputation of his good name.
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"Here's where Cameron goes berserk."
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (my dick)!"
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Here's hoping the faggot troonfucker freakazoid gets the firing squad. They have that execution option available in Utah.
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I've made this point as well. If there is an issue that can unite left-wing and right-wing White, it is opposition to Orwellian surveillance.
The other issue is environmentalism, but it has to be couched in terms acceptable to right-wing Whites, eg despoliation of the land by filthy invaders and overcrowding, while framing it as invasive species pushing out the native species from their habitats.
In time, I believe that right and left Whites will unite against Zionism and rapacious wall street capitalism, but for that to happen leftoid Whites will need to unlatch from the secular jewish agitprop teat and rightoid Whites will need to unlatch from the bootstraps foxnews teat.
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It is in both Whites' and jews' interests for the two races to be separated, but jews will never agree to it because their sociobiologically evolved resource extractive programming requires a host to realize net gains for jewry.
Whites are the race LEAST likely to "go crazy all of a sudden", so when it seems that way to jews, it means Whites have suffered jewish subversion long enough and have decided to stop tolerating it.
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U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman fined her $5,000, describing the case as a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment.
It's a jew. Again.
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Like it or not, America must lose this war of aggression against Iran, for White Americans to win the war of a genuine homeland.
The weimarican empire must meet defeat after defeat, failure upon failure. Globohomo must not be allowed a single moment of self-congratulation.
It is for this reason that I fear Trump and Israel, implicitly understanding the wider implications of this war, may turn to nukes if Iran gets the upper hand.
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Yup, 1945-1970 America was 90% White, and that period coincided with what is known as "the Great Compression". Economic policies in the wake of the New Deal established a regime of rising single-earner wages, declining inequality, increasing happiness, and a decreasing income and wealth gap between the ownership class and the labor class.
1970 was the inflection point when all that began to unravel, and then accelerate under Reaganism.
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What would Eva say?
There are a lot of pop references in there. Very clever. My favorite is “Her problems number nearly a hundred, but a Fuhrer won’t be one.” (Jay-Z)
What’s Gaga’s rating on the scale of beauty?
Some more funny stuff from youtube with some great shaming of dysfunctional male behavior:
Dave: That is HILARIOUS.
Is that dog an alpha nerd?
You can see why actual schizophrenics can find it much easier to conform to these communities.
One of my favorite news bloopers. Female anchor sort of admits being spanked as an adult. Hot.
Since we’re posting funny videos, I’d like to give a shout out to UCB (any UCB fans here?) They have a definite absurdist streak which appeals to my warped sense of humor.
Here’s one of my faves, “Ass Pennies”:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies
If anyone wants to know the secret to success, how to get “hand” in relationships, etc., there it is. Ass Pennies.
@Bhetti
Transvestites don’t qualify.
Here’s a question I’m interested in hearing people’s takes on:
Would you fuck Lady Gaga? And when I say fuck, I mean you got to look at her face, not brownbagging or turning the lights down low and hitting it doggy. A night of fucking in various assorted positions. Discuss.
@Samois
Honestly, she might be attractive if she didn’t have all that weird artsy-chick makeup. Can we at least wash her face first? Her body is…average. Not horrible, not hot either. I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she wouldn’t be the first I’d go after.
In other news, it looks like Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been repealed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI&feature=player_embedded
As if Evzone and Samois fuck girls that are better looking than Gaga on a regular basis lol
“I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed”
Because you would never ever be in the same bed.
I’m not a Gaga fan, and she isn’t the hottest chick in music, but you guys sound fucking ridiculous.
OMGZ you two must be so ALFA! Too good for Gaga lol, gimme a fuckin’ break.
I want my GD 1:20 back. WTF was that? I don’t have time for your damn pop culture dalliances, man.
that wasn’t funny. your comedy radar is a bit declasse.
The modern USA is a Judaized shithole – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_feminists
@ Jack: Just because a chick is famous doesn’t make her attractive. Gaga is a butterface with an annoying face and an adrogynous body.
I meant to say annoying voice, not face.
Gaga is a 4 at best.
loool by jack’s logic i ought to lie down and take it like a man if i discovered Oprah winfrey in my bed, shes a famous billionaire woooooo, got her own talk show and everything!!!
we are not women jack. Maybe you are hmmm….
that said Gaga is only ugly for a famous chick, and seems to have “made up for it” by having even uglier style and personality, however for your normal girl walking down the street i’d still have to tap that. If it was easy. Zero (intentional)game.
@the realist
Are you really saying that Oprah and Gaga would be rated the same for looks? One is overweight and one’s not, not to mention age.
I wasn’t basing it on her fame. I would put Gaga above the average american chick as far as looks go, and I doubt those guys, or you, score with above average looking chicks on a regular basis. And most commenters probably don’t score on a regular basis period. Therefore, the comments were laughable.
Just tired of all of the retarded comments people make on this blog that have absolutely no ground at all in reality. Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased(not sure about Gaga, but I’d guess that she’s clean)
Also, nice trying to accuse me of being a chick, just because I don’t sit back in awe of the sheer power of your e-alphaness.
I’m sure you guys make chicks cum just by thinking, if you aren’t too busy wondering if thinking is too beta.
Funniest Hitler rant parody was Hitler ranting about falling for a Nigerian email scam and losing all the Nazi’s money and, hence, the war. I almost pissed my pants. Unfortunately it’s been removed.
Jack – “Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased.”
It is kinda comical, isn’t it?
It ain’t just the internet, though. I remember recently a bunch of my hot rod buddies talking about what a cow Britney Spears is, and how there’s no way they’d lower themselves to “hitting that.” These are a bunch of beer gut, greasy haired oafs . . . but they’d turn down Britney Spears. Right. I resisted the obvious temptation to note that their girlfriends/wives were a hell of a lot closer to cow status than Britney has *ever* been.
I have to admit, I’m a little surprised by the reaction here. I guessed that there would be a universal gag amongst red blooded males at the thought of fucking Lady Gaga – probably followed by a more realistic “If I was in a pinch, I’d pump and dump her from behind then quickly forget about her.”
We’ve seen some of that so far. But what there seems to be just as much or more of are public admissions that a lot of you guys can’t get a woman better looking than Lady Gaga to fuck you. That is a sad state of affairs. I have fucked worse than Lady Gaga, but I sure didn’t feel very good about it. I’ve also fucked much, much better. At this age, I wouldn’t give her a second look at a bar or club – my hand is more appealing. When I was younger I might take her out with the trash at the end of the night.
Let’s be clear here. Lady Gaga is a horseface. The perfect neg to open her is “Hey, why the long face?”. Her body is okay, but not great, not that it really matters. I’m sure the best plastic surgeons in New York and LA have already done what they could with her – and this horse-woman hybrid is the best they could come up with. Let’s not even get started on the personality or the derivative sense of style.
@Riff Dog
Finally someone that isn’t retarded. I don’t even understand the logic behind people who talk like that. Why do we shame people for even having a casual encounter with someone, not even a relationship or even necessarily dating, who is not smoking hot? I can see how banging a ridiculously hot babe is a great thing to brag about, not to mention a great experience, but why lie and say that you only bang really hot chicks all the time, and don’t even look at other girls because they are “below” you. I guarantee if these guys exposed these sentiments in the presence of someone who knows better, they would get laughed out of the room. If you’re a 5 and you bang a 6, you’re doing pretty well I say.
And your buddies are not even as bad as the posters on here. The posters on here wouldn’t admit to having a “girlfriend” because that would be “beta”.
I come to this site for interesting social commentary and the comedic factor. But some people are taking this stuff way too close to heart. Anyone with even moderate intelligence and a dose of wit could make them look like an idiot while they tried to use their “game” on a girl. I’m not saying that game is bunk, because I’ve seen it work, but I think there’s different flavors of game, and for most guys, trying to be this “I don’t give a fuck, I’m so alpha, I don’t wear shirts, shirts wear me! RAAARRRR! My very presence exudes an aura of “I’m better than you, and your dad COMBINED!”” type of person is just ridiculous.
@Samois
“Hey, why the long face?”
Sweet G4M3 D00D! Mind blowing stuff. I’m sure her panties would be soaked from that amazing neg! You got it just right! You’re SO SUBTLE! She would feel so insecure about her “horse face” after that one! But she could never accuse you of being an ass because the phrase is also used to ask why someone is frowning, HOLY SHIT! NOT TOO STRONG, JUST RIGHT, PERFECT NEGGGGGG! Oh man, I gotta write this down, it’s just so FUCKING brilliant! I am in the presence of a master. No, wait, wait wait wait WAIT! OHHHHH, no you didn’t, Roissy? Is that you? Were you just testing us? Oh man, you got us good, and here I thought it was just some fucking fat assed 40 year old claiming to be the mother fucking Don Juan of the 21st century. I was clearly mistaken, because this awe inspiring show of e-game, this opener that would snowball into an avalanche of quips that would literally have Lady Gaga begging for your cock within hours was just the most prodigious fucking thing I have ever heard!
Go back to your fucking cubicle Samois
@ Jackass
First off, I own my own business, which I built myself and I’ve never worked in a cubicle in my life. Maybe this initiative is why I can fuck the upper 75% of women in this world better looking than Lady Gaga.
Second, since you have trouble understanding the English language, I’ll spell it out plainly once again – I do not want to fuck Lady Gaga. You also seem comedically challenged, so I’ll confirm my “opener” above was a joke demonstrating how your beloved Gaga has a face belonging to the spawn of Secretariat. A Centaur she is – and a world famous one at that.
I often wonder why people like Jack, who have the reading comprehension skills of a turtle, bother commenting on blogs. A desperate cry for help to stave off that bitter loneliness perhaps? Whatever it might be, try to actually understand what you’re commenting on next time. If you can’t figure out, go back to jerking off to chubbychasers.com.
Lol Jack, you mad bro? Don’t get mad.
@ Samois: Good to see a man showing standards and sticking by them. If a man has no standards he needs no game because there is always a cigstache looking to get laid. Have some self respect and only fuck women you consider worthy.
I find Gaga unattractive and wouldn’t hit a girl looking like her.
However, given that girls judge a guy by the female’s he fucks (or they think he fucks) and given that girl’s mistake fame for attractiveness (since they find it attractive in a man) then I would fuck the real Gaga if there was every chance other girls would know I did it just to give me a some pre-DHV with them.
Of course since I’ll probably never meet Gaga all that is hypothetical and thus immaterial. All that matters is some random girl who looks like her doesn’t do a thing for me so I wouldn’t fuck her.
your an idiot roissy thats the most retatrded video ive ever seen
a more relevant one: