One Of The Funnier Hitler Rant Parodies
May 1st, 2010 by CH
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I don't care if this is a cringe take, I like Patriot Front's optics. The blending of old timey American symbology with National Socialist fasces imagery is an effective cross between two worlds that seem destined to become one.
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eeehhhh....might be too late for a reborn Founder to fix this mess. I'd settle for an Adolf Washington compromise.
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jews are starting to regret the loss of a unifying American culture because they accurately sense that it means a loss of jewish control over an American monoculture.
"let a thousand führers bloom"
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Women who can't handle their depression without killing their kids should be culled from the gene pool. #realvibes
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The thing with all these pink-shirted libwahms taking up the banner of postpartum depression to excuse a stone cold filicidist is that there is no reasonable evidence nor hereditary logic to believe that PPD among women who have just given birth is common and that the typical instantiation of it is capable of pushing a woman into a murderous rage against her own children.
If such a thing existed, evolution long ago would have culled those women from the gene pool, because nothing is more maladaptive to reproductive fitness than killing your offspring.
In Clancy's case, what is more likely is that she had a preexisting psychosis, perhaps undiagnosed, which was pushed over the edge into a psychotic episode by post-birth depression.
She still should get the death penalty, for the same reason I support the death penalty for murdernigs who are missing an MAOA allele.
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This is the primary contention of men like Joe Jordan and Warren Balogh. They insist that the lib-con dichotomy is not just shopworn, but also a fake divide manufactured by jews, so when jews are exposed as the divisive element in White nations there will follow a coming-together of right-wing and left-wing Whites.
I remain skeptical of this theory, if only because there are real sociobiological and neural differences between temperamentally rightist and leftist Whites, but I agree that the situation we find ourselves in would improve dramatically if the first step is simply removing judeo-prop from our public discourse, and removing jewish influence over our politics and fiscal stewardship.
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I'm sure the jews are hand-rubbing with glee that they have another sex war wedge to drive into the heart of the White race, but that doesn't mean the White woman sympathy for Clancy is faked or astroturfed.
Two things can be true at once: The social atomization and sexual liberation of modernity and collapsing empire are corrupting our women, and the jews are jewzzing to exploit another corrosive effect of modernity to make White collectivism impossible.
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Environmentalism was traditionally a right-wing sentiment. It became lib-coded in the 20th century, when it was tied to leftoid shibboleths about colonialism, White racism, and White capitalist greed (which in turn made anti-environmentalism right-coded).
The potential exists for a right-left White alliance on the topic of environmentalism, but only if libwhites can pull the anti-racism scales from their eyes and accept that nonwhites are the primary despoilers of nature.
I doubt that ever happens, unless by some miracle judeo-propaganda evaporates from our culture like a dense choking zog-smog blown away with the prevailing winds.
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I would say that if you're trying to get laid, arguing with her is the last thing a man should do. Arguing with these banshees online until they glitch is just good old-fashioned, spankin' fun.
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That is not true. Or at least it is lacking any important context. Domestic violence rates are roughly the same between male and female perpetrators, but female victims tend to suffer more severe injuries because male perps are stronger.
Women, because of their smaller physical size, tend to resort more often to manipulative, emotional abuse that doesn't make for splashy headlines.
Beyond that correction, I have no clue what you're arguing here. Clancy murdered her kids. No one is arguing that men should have a monopoly on murdering their children, yet that appears to be what you are insinuating with your snarky man-hate.
What you evade is the real story, which is not Clancy herself. It is the outpouring of female support for her that is opening a lot of men's eyes to the foul, blackened hearts of too many of our modernity-soaked women.
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What would Eva say?
There are a lot of pop references in there. Very clever. My favorite is “Her problems number nearly a hundred, but a Fuhrer won’t be one.” (Jay-Z)
What’s Gaga’s rating on the scale of beauty?
Some more funny stuff from youtube with some great shaming of dysfunctional male behavior:
Dave: That is HILARIOUS.
Is that dog an alpha nerd?
You can see why actual schizophrenics can find it much easier to conform to these communities.
One of my favorite news bloopers. Female anchor sort of admits being spanked as an adult. Hot.
Since we’re posting funny videos, I’d like to give a shout out to UCB (any UCB fans here?) They have a definite absurdist streak which appeals to my warped sense of humor.
Here’s one of my faves, “Ass Pennies”:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies
If anyone wants to know the secret to success, how to get “hand” in relationships, etc., there it is. Ass Pennies.
@Bhetti
Transvestites don’t qualify.
Here’s a question I’m interested in hearing people’s takes on:
Would you fuck Lady Gaga? And when I say fuck, I mean you got to look at her face, not brownbagging or turning the lights down low and hitting it doggy. A night of fucking in various assorted positions. Discuss.
@Samois
Honestly, she might be attractive if she didn’t have all that weird artsy-chick makeup. Can we at least wash her face first? Her body is…average. Not horrible, not hot either. I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she wouldn’t be the first I’d go after.
In other news, it looks like Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been repealed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI&feature=player_embedded
As if Evzone and Samois fuck girls that are better looking than Gaga on a regular basis lol
“I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed”
Because you would never ever be in the same bed.
I’m not a Gaga fan, and she isn’t the hottest chick in music, but you guys sound fucking ridiculous.
OMGZ you two must be so ALFA! Too good for Gaga lol, gimme a fuckin’ break.
I want my GD 1:20 back. WTF was that? I don’t have time for your damn pop culture dalliances, man.
that wasn’t funny. your comedy radar is a bit declasse.
The modern USA is a Judaized shithole – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_feminists
@ Jack: Just because a chick is famous doesn’t make her attractive. Gaga is a butterface with an annoying face and an adrogynous body.
I meant to say annoying voice, not face.
Gaga is a 4 at best.
loool by jack’s logic i ought to lie down and take it like a man if i discovered Oprah winfrey in my bed, shes a famous billionaire woooooo, got her own talk show and everything!!!
we are not women jack. Maybe you are hmmm….
that said Gaga is only ugly for a famous chick, and seems to have “made up for it” by having even uglier style and personality, however for your normal girl walking down the street i’d still have to tap that. If it was easy. Zero (intentional)game.
@the realist
Are you really saying that Oprah and Gaga would be rated the same for looks? One is overweight and one’s not, not to mention age.
I wasn’t basing it on her fame. I would put Gaga above the average american chick as far as looks go, and I doubt those guys, or you, score with above average looking chicks on a regular basis. And most commenters probably don’t score on a regular basis period. Therefore, the comments were laughable.
Just tired of all of the retarded comments people make on this blog that have absolutely no ground at all in reality. Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased(not sure about Gaga, but I’d guess that she’s clean)
Also, nice trying to accuse me of being a chick, just because I don’t sit back in awe of the sheer power of your e-alphaness.
I’m sure you guys make chicks cum just by thinking, if you aren’t too busy wondering if thinking is too beta.
Funniest Hitler rant parody was Hitler ranting about falling for a Nigerian email scam and losing all the Nazi’s money and, hence, the war. I almost pissed my pants. Unfortunately it’s been removed.
Jack – “Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased.”
It is kinda comical, isn’t it?
It ain’t just the internet, though. I remember recently a bunch of my hot rod buddies talking about what a cow Britney Spears is, and how there’s no way they’d lower themselves to “hitting that.” These are a bunch of beer gut, greasy haired oafs . . . but they’d turn down Britney Spears. Right. I resisted the obvious temptation to note that their girlfriends/wives were a hell of a lot closer to cow status than Britney has *ever* been.
I have to admit, I’m a little surprised by the reaction here. I guessed that there would be a universal gag amongst red blooded males at the thought of fucking Lady Gaga – probably followed by a more realistic “If I was in a pinch, I’d pump and dump her from behind then quickly forget about her.”
We’ve seen some of that so far. But what there seems to be just as much or more of are public admissions that a lot of you guys can’t get a woman better looking than Lady Gaga to fuck you. That is a sad state of affairs. I have fucked worse than Lady Gaga, but I sure didn’t feel very good about it. I’ve also fucked much, much better. At this age, I wouldn’t give her a second look at a bar or club – my hand is more appealing. When I was younger I might take her out with the trash at the end of the night.
Let’s be clear here. Lady Gaga is a horseface. The perfect neg to open her is “Hey, why the long face?”. Her body is okay, but not great, not that it really matters. I’m sure the best plastic surgeons in New York and LA have already done what they could with her – and this horse-woman hybrid is the best they could come up with. Let’s not even get started on the personality or the derivative sense of style.
@Riff Dog
Finally someone that isn’t retarded. I don’t even understand the logic behind people who talk like that. Why do we shame people for even having a casual encounter with someone, not even a relationship or even necessarily dating, who is not smoking hot? I can see how banging a ridiculously hot babe is a great thing to brag about, not to mention a great experience, but why lie and say that you only bang really hot chicks all the time, and don’t even look at other girls because they are “below” you. I guarantee if these guys exposed these sentiments in the presence of someone who knows better, they would get laughed out of the room. If you’re a 5 and you bang a 6, you’re doing pretty well I say.
And your buddies are not even as bad as the posters on here. The posters on here wouldn’t admit to having a “girlfriend” because that would be “beta”.
I come to this site for interesting social commentary and the comedic factor. But some people are taking this stuff way too close to heart. Anyone with even moderate intelligence and a dose of wit could make them look like an idiot while they tried to use their “game” on a girl. I’m not saying that game is bunk, because I’ve seen it work, but I think there’s different flavors of game, and for most guys, trying to be this “I don’t give a fuck, I’m so alpha, I don’t wear shirts, shirts wear me! RAAARRRR! My very presence exudes an aura of “I’m better than you, and your dad COMBINED!”” type of person is just ridiculous.
@Samois
“Hey, why the long face?”
Sweet G4M3 D00D! Mind blowing stuff. I’m sure her panties would be soaked from that amazing neg! You got it just right! You’re SO SUBTLE! She would feel so insecure about her “horse face” after that one! But she could never accuse you of being an ass because the phrase is also used to ask why someone is frowning, HOLY SHIT! NOT TOO STRONG, JUST RIGHT, PERFECT NEGGGGGG! Oh man, I gotta write this down, it’s just so FUCKING brilliant! I am in the presence of a master. No, wait, wait wait wait WAIT! OHHHHH, no you didn’t, Roissy? Is that you? Were you just testing us? Oh man, you got us good, and here I thought it was just some fucking fat assed 40 year old claiming to be the mother fucking Don Juan of the 21st century. I was clearly mistaken, because this awe inspiring show of e-game, this opener that would snowball into an avalanche of quips that would literally have Lady Gaga begging for your cock within hours was just the most prodigious fucking thing I have ever heard!
Go back to your fucking cubicle Samois
@ Jackass
First off, I own my own business, which I built myself and I’ve never worked in a cubicle in my life. Maybe this initiative is why I can fuck the upper 75% of women in this world better looking than Lady Gaga.
Second, since you have trouble understanding the English language, I’ll spell it out plainly once again – I do not want to fuck Lady Gaga. You also seem comedically challenged, so I’ll confirm my “opener” above was a joke demonstrating how your beloved Gaga has a face belonging to the spawn of Secretariat. A Centaur she is – and a world famous one at that.
I often wonder why people like Jack, who have the reading comprehension skills of a turtle, bother commenting on blogs. A desperate cry for help to stave off that bitter loneliness perhaps? Whatever it might be, try to actually understand what you’re commenting on next time. If you can’t figure out, go back to jerking off to chubbychasers.com.
Lol Jack, you mad bro? Don’t get mad.
@ Samois: Good to see a man showing standards and sticking by them. If a man has no standards he needs no game because there is always a cigstache looking to get laid. Have some self respect and only fuck women you consider worthy.
I find Gaga unattractive and wouldn’t hit a girl looking like her.
However, given that girls judge a guy by the female’s he fucks (or they think he fucks) and given that girl’s mistake fame for attractiveness (since they find it attractive in a man) then I would fuck the real Gaga if there was every chance other girls would know I did it just to give me a some pre-DHV with them.
Of course since I’ll probably never meet Gaga all that is hypothetical and thus immaterial. All that matters is some random girl who looks like her doesn’t do a thing for me so I wouldn’t fuck her.
your an idiot roissy thats the most retatrded video ive ever seen
a more relevant one: