Chick crack is slang for communication techniques or conversational topics which provoke emotional responses. Women breathe, crap and piss emotions, and they love men who can incite latent passions and take them on journeys to lands far from logic or restraint. For this reason, chick crack is a critical part of game, particularly the attraction stage. The man who can summon a woman’s weepy, giggly Kraken rules the seas of snatch with an iron trident.
The CH archives are filled with examples of chick crack, but trawling it could take days. Helpfully, YaReally provides a succinct list of the primary chick crack formulations:
Try Cold-reads, roleplaying, misinterpreting what she says in a sexual way, and qualifying her (these things all take her on an emotional journey).
Listen to this Mp3 from 44:20 and on where he describes examples of story-telling, cold-reading, roleplaying and misinterpreting:
http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/realsocialdynamics.com_audio.mp3
Go to Page 48 of this PDF and read the section on Chick Crack:
http://www.tropgentilpouretreheureux.com/download/TylerDurdenEssentials.pdf
The key thing is to push her through emotions. You can talk about World of Warcraft if that’s interesting to you, as long as you can make it emotionally engaging to her.
1. Cold reads
Be a psychic. Pretend to know something about her. (Or be very observant, and actually know something about her.) Commit these cold read openers to memory:
“I see you’re the type of person…”
“You look like the kind of girl…”
“I notice you…”
“There’s something about you that says…”
Focus on positive impressions, to get a girl talking about herself (and therefore projecting the good feelings she gets from her favorite subject — herself — onto you). Advanced cold reads use a compliment to embed a challenge to a girl’s self-conception. For instance:
“You seem really self-assured, but I can tell there are times when you struggle with doubt.”
Who doesn’t struggle with doubt? Cold read predictive power: validated. Pussy lips: blossomed.
2. Role-playing
Role-playing is basically the ability to have fun and jettison linearity for extemporaneity. (Two attributes in which most men run a deficit.) It’s fairly self-explanatory. You choose a character for yourself and for the girl (women love to be lead down these roads of whimsy), and you construct an alternate reality where the goal is to bring to life a typical female fantasy. Ideally, your role-playing characters will open the door to sexualized conversation.
Handy role-play scenarios you should learn and remember are:
Priest and wanton woman
Daddy and daughter
Boss and secretary
Photographer and model
Master and slave (save this one for the final stretch)
Professor and student
Concerned neighbor and runaway
Vice cop and prostitute
Seducer and seduced (yes, self-referential role-playing works)
The advantage of role-play is that you can be much bolder with your sexual innuendo than you could in normal conversation, because you have the plausible deniability of your character.
3. Storytelling
Similar to role-playing, except instead of making up a fun scenario involving two fantasy characters, you tell a story — embellished where necessary — involving real characters from your life. The object of storytelling is two-fold: to entrance a woman with the lure of an emotional jackpot, and to embed subtle cues of your high(er) value, aka DHVs.
Neil Strauss (“Style”) is widely considered to be the father of storytelling as a pick-up tactic. The guy writes for a living, so that would make sense. He categorizes storytelling into four types:
Implicit qualification stories
These are the stories that reveal certain positive and exciting attributes about yourself that you really want the girl listening to you to possess. So, for instance, these stories will present you as a rebel, a rule-breaker, and an impulsive lover of life with a short time horizon. The girl hears this, and feels a subconscious need to qualify herself as possessing those same exciting traits.
Self-promotion stories
You talk about yourself and your pursuits, accomplishments, dreams, whatever, but you do it with passionate engagement rather than arid laundry listing. Did you start a business with nothing but gumption and a notepad full of stray ideas? Talk about that, but describe the feelings that coursed through you every step of the way. You want her to feel like she was right there with you, reliving the excitement.
Sex-themed stories
If it’s obvious you are telling a story from your past involving third parties, you can get away with some juicy sex talk early on that you couldn’t get away with if the subject wasn’t nicely wrapped in a one degree removed package. Example: That time you encouraged your ex to do an impromptu pole dance, complete with imaginary pole, for tickets to a sold-out show.
Metaphorical stories
These can be made up or extracted from your life, but the idea is to highlight a moral quandary or a life lesson, which will further move discussion and encourage the girl’s participation. Mystery’s ant farm story is a classic of the genre.
The two key requirements of any story that you must learn are:
– The hook line. Lead a girl into your story with an innocuous question. Ex: “Have you ever been to [place X]?”
– Descriptive language. Show, don’t tell. You didn’t bike down that French boulevard with your ex, you swerved dangerously close to passing Parisians and rumbled chaotically over stony paths, as the aromas of warm bread and hyacinth filled your nose.
4. Qualification
Unlike almost every other man out there, you are qualifying her to see if she meets your strict standards for a pleasing woman worthy of your time and company. Ex: “Girls who are passionate and uninhibited are so rare nowadays. Everyone’s cautious, trying not to seem weird. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done recently?”
She will bite (they almost always do if your pick-up progression has been congruent with her escalating mood), and her emotional systems will invariably engage. Whatever you do, don’t show too much interest in her answer; you want her to impress you, and that takes work.
Careful, don’t qualify too early. You will appear judgmental, and that will close off a woman. Wait for her to show some signs of interest, then qualify her when her outer defenses are down.
5. Misinterpretation of her words as sexual intent
This is the most fun of the chick crack tactics, because it’s so childish and yet so effective at fast tracking the interaction to a coital conclusion. Ex:
Girl: “How about we dance? I like this song.”
You: “Riiiiight. I get it. [air quote] Daaaance. Rule #1 for dancing: My butt is a public work of art. That means, you can admire, but no touching. Arms up top, ok?”
Girl: “Your shirt is soooo gay.”
You: “Are you always thinking about gay sex? Perv?”
Girl: “I just got back from Rome.”
You: “Little soon for sex stories, doncha think?”
Tyler D has a version of this called “sexual predator game”, where you playfully assume everything she says or does is to get you in the sack. Ex: “You want me to get you a drink? No way. I know where that leads. Liquor me up, get my defenses down, and next thing I know you’ve tied me to the bed posts. Forget it, fatal attraction.”
Sexual misinterpretation is a riskier technique than the other ones, especially if done too early, because the girl could feel creeped out if she isn’t yet intrigued by your charms. Save this for later, after a breezy rapport is established.
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The above are the five kinds of chick crack you should learn by heart. They are readily applicable in most circumstances, and are extremely effective at distinguishing yourself from the masses of men that cute girls meet every day. Chick crack is like a psychological branding iron that sears a woman’s limbic system, leaving a brain welt she’ll tenderly finger as wistful memories of you throb beneath.
PS Everything written in this post is evidence in favor of restricting the vote to men.
It really is all about self-amusement. Push/pulling the hamster is infinitely more fun than asking the stale 7.
http://misterinfinite.com/2013/02/19/self-amusement/
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As always, your posts on game are phenomenal.
Yeah, this is a great summary.
Guys who recognize the importance of this type of material should memorize the Routines Manual — all of it.
You’ll always have a mental cheat sheet of 100 top-notch routines ready to go. And better yet, you can change them or lengthen them however you need to. Even if you’re tired or your brain freezes because the girl is exactly what you like, you’ll have go-to material ready to roll.
When you combine this sort of material with regular fluff-talking skills, kino/escalation, and SNL logistics (like Charming Rogue Secrets of the SNL) or setting up Date 2 on the spot (like with Lance Mason Pickup 1-2-3), you’re golden.
For memorizing material, try programs like Supermemo, Anki, or Mnemosyne. They’re computerized flashcard programs that use special formulas to make sure that you memorize material at a pace that keeps the info permanent.
Good luck out there gentlemen!
Any other endorsements for the Routines Manual? It seems solid but it’s also real expensive and I have a ton of game material as is.
cough cough…torrent…. cough cough. And if you like it and use it, buy it. If you don’t, delete it.
Is it possible to be like tony stark in iron man and still be aloof and alpha , I mean he talks fast witty and sarcastic with loads of alpha attitude but , isnt it a beta trait to be talking fast and too much
It’s just a Hollywood movie. Don’t read too much into it. Besides any beta traits, Tony Stark bleeds money and status. Too easy, man.
A bit OT but Sailer did a funny piece on Fast & Furious.which makes MUCH more money than Iron Man,cuz F&F is adored by Mexican dullards.
You’ll notice that Tony Stark also knows when to shut up and hold the tension. Betas can’t stand the silence and will run off at the mouth.
[CH: Right. That’s because betas get nervous that they’ll be judged during the silence, so they fill the void with chatter to alleviate that gnawing feeling and limit the opportunity for others to judge them. Alphas don’t care if they’re judged. Silence suits them just fine. Silence, in fact, is the best judgement there is.]
Watch some Russell Brand interviews. The guy has banged a ton of chicks.
The key is self-amusement and congruence. Russell and Robert Downey (even the actor himself not just his character) are fast-talking because its amusing to them. They know half the shit they say will go over the stunned deer-in-the-headlights heads of most people in the moment, they’re doing it because they’re entertaining themselves. The end result is a self-amusing outcome independence and attraction from girls.
I’m a fast-talker myself so I run similar game to them lol
Brand has some serious swagger. He will blow right past the extreme of convention like it wasn’t even there. He’s done some stuff on the radio in the UK that was so Dark Triad he basically had the government gunning for him at one point (fvck with the wrong people….). P.S. That routine was hilarious (naturally).
His success with women is understandable.
Interesting that both of your candidates have been on heroin at one point or other on their lives. Perhaps there is correlation to Dark Triad there.
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Every man needs a moderate amount of the Dark Triad.
Agree. Wholly agree.
Now I’m off to burn your house down and finger your sister.
Just kidding. I think.
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I think it’s one of those things where you have a smart kid in class who acts out because he isn’t challenged enough and he just seems like a delinquent until you realize “oh, he has all this energy and just needs the proper outlet to focus it.” Give that kid a project worth his focus and next thing you know you find out he’s a Type A who loves working 100+ hours a week.
So a lot of mainstream-raised guys with their personalities end up doing heroin and going to jail and shit because they’re bored with life and don’t have a safe/productive outlet for their energy.
I took to pickup extremely fast and threw myself in head first because its given me an outlet to focus my mind into. I thrive off understanding social dynamics and all that shit, that’s why I post such long explanations of things here. If I wasn’t posting here and didn’t find pickup and didn’t find an outlet to express myself in, who knows, maybe I’d be wasting my nights frustrated and dissatisfied with life playing xbox and shooting up heroin lol
For the record I don’t do any drugs, only drink and I only drink on weekends and not very much aside from the occasional binge when i’m celebrating shit.
It’s also important to note that congruency is the most vital part of it. Russell trying to be James Bond would be incongruent and work against him in getting attraction. Same time Cling Eastwood forcing himself to act like Russell Brand would be incongruent and work against him. Neither method is “better”…figure out what your personality is and work with that.
The catch, of course, is that 99% of nerdy guys self-identify as introverts and make a whiny victim mentality out of it. “Ohh I can’t learn pickup because I’m an introvert, you don’t understand it’s scary to me to approach I just can’t do it…well back to world of Warcraft!”
That’s bullshit. Go out and for 6 months make a serious effort to be more talkative and social and accept invitations from people and try throwing a party and approach a couple hundred chicks and party with friends in clubs etc.
If you do all that and THEN decide “I don’t enjoy this at all and want to go back to Warcraft and not talk to anyone”, then you’re an introvert.
You have to push yourself to the extremes on both sides to learn who you are. If you aren’t willing to do that and you’re just hiding inside your victim mentality bubble giving yourself an easy excuse not to break outside your comfort zone, then you’re full of shit and will never really know yourself or live up to your potential as a man in life. But your lvl99 Paladin will look super cool with its new armor set. Lol
oooh my husband totally did the ‘cold reads’ technique with me when we first started hanging out when we were in our teens!!! And I am sooo addicted to doing personality tests and things like that from magazines!!!
I love them too. They appeal to two very female traits: over-analyzation and narcissism.
This is typical, hence the “chick crack”, right?
Tho’ once or twice I’ve had cold reads go so well they unsettled the target.
The Cube is fun, even if (especially if?) the gal has had it done for her before.
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Agreed! from personal experience, cold reads are the best. Who doesn’t want to feel like some strange new guy absolutely “gets” them? Cold reading all the way!
followed closely by role playing….nothing like a guy who can bring out the innate deviancy of even the most pristine (appearing) girl/woman
Yes. All women, esp. smart women, are depraved by nature.
It’s the single finest feature of the female.
Does the golden rule of “Don’t get married” ever not apply?
Whites should be marrying and having children or else the race will go extinct!
Ergo, white men need more game
This.
chick called me to hang out i told her i was going out tonight with an asian chick who spoke almost no english said prob be better than white chicks she was pissed lol
she didn’t want to let me off the phone
kept asking question after question
is that white man game he he he
No need to report a marriage in order to marry. Fuck the government, no need to acknowledge their claim to authority.
If she wants you to take livelong possession of her in exchange for your male attractive qualities, there should be no problems doing so without inviting the bloodsuckers.
Just make sure you both understand the consequences of breaching contract, and make it matter.
Also, don’t worry about people who know they shouldn’t be passing their memes and genes. Just take it as good opportunity of taking care of what would have been their wives.
Of course you should add a polygyni section to the unofficial marriage contract if possible.
If she’s rich as fuck. Lol
You’re a superhero. She’s either your girl-friday-sidekick, pining-and-pursuing girlfriend, or arch-enemy.
Figure out which she’d be, what her character name would be; -and then what [usually skin-tight vinyl] outfit she’d wear.
Now go play.
Bad guys just rolled into town and sh** is about to get real.
Improvise forward accordingly.
sounds like the way to do it
If a woman can die “…of hypergamy,” she should beware not to overdose on chick crack.
Being a soft nerd on the inside, I love running cold reads, roleplay and wordplay/sexual intent. Care to elaborate on the qualification game?
A2M = 1,000 notch count. ””””’
is that on screen or not?
A2M is so old hat, now the bitches are doing double vag which = at least 1K notch count.
yea i wouldn’t know don’t watch porn haven’t even seen two girls one cup
double vaj count me out of that one if it is what i think it is
I beleive the proper term is “multiplayer asscocking”.
Double vag is so 2,000-late. It’s all DVDA now!
thanks for the grated explanation
dvda jeez wtf
sounds like 4 fags and a chick
and she looked at me funny when i took out the baseball bat noob shit lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
still thinking a2m nastier than 4 dicks for the chick anyway
I seriously doubt DVDA is even physically possible. But the movie that’s from, Orgazmo, was made by the guys who do South Park and is, in my opinion, one of the most underrated comedies out there. It’s hilarious. (Trey Parker has a band called DVDA, by the way.)
I seriously doubt DVDA is even physically possible.”””””’
i could make that movie if it was my inclination lol
Orgazmo will check it out
You look like the kind of girl that enjoys role play.
In this story…I’m an apple thief in your orchard.
LMAO Scrubs
if this is where pretty lies die
It is easier for a chick to have a harem than a dude and more common
Role play makes me feel awkward. Alcohol is where it’s at.
I agree with cold reads for sure. Women like to analyze and be analyzed.
I agree, just get her drunk. It’s worked every time on me.
Role play makes you feel awkward even when slightly inebriated?
Now lil Olive here, she likes it all, even stonecold sober. That’s good.–
Yes, It makes me laugh. I don’t think I’m prude, but things like that just seem goofy to me. I’d much rather get roughed up than pretend to be some nurse or something.
Yes, “roleplay” is goofy as hell and a disgusting word.
What we’re really talking about is being up for certain, well, *nasty* things. Smart chicks almost always are.
Doesn’t surprise me that you wouldn’t mind being roughed up. Do you good.
You’re too uptight. Were you ever anorexic?
Nope
Vic Ferrari understood cold reads. Skip to 9:50.
majority of time it is woman telling dudes what to do not dudes telling woman
I guffawed, disgusted:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/randy_grands_doubles_over_online_IEOb1iAdWcmEM4sLnIU1YN
**PS Everything written in this post is evidence in favor of restricting the vote to men.**
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Also, Krauser had some really good posts on this topic.
Plus, our periods attract bears. So there’s that.
Related note “Women Got Fed Up With Bad Sex And Being Secretaries. Then This Happened” is bitch-crack for haggered feminists who really believe that men just don’t like strong women. girl power!
I don’t know why that link is so insulting, it just is.
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I notice Flavia is the type of girl who likes role play but hasn’t had a good role play experience.
More posts on early game like this please. For real.
You know what’s the perfect chick crack?
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RAPE!
Role-playing
Role-playing is basically the ability to have fun and jettison linearity for extemporaneity. (Two attributes in which most men run a deficit.)
Storytelling
Similar to role-playing, except instead of making up a fun scenario involving two fantasy characters, you tell a story — embellished where necessary — involving real characters from your life
It appears my misspent youth playing Champions and Cyberpunk 2020 back in the day may not have been so misspent after all.
I think like role-play! If I get a camera that actually works, I can do the photographer/model thing. Making a guy do funny poses would be amusing. The master/slave thing doesn’t appeal that much, but maybe when I want him to do something for me…
my stories on here tend to be chick crack have i been able to turn that into pussy gotten no lol
What about telling a girl you had a dream about her?
can be considered creepy…depending on the circumstance
Was it a rape dream?
Then go for it! (Telling the story, that is).
the role playing is the most difficult for me to learn.
you come up with the most idiotic nonsense you can imagine, something straight out of a kiosk, and chicks eat it up with delight, meanwhile i’d rather be watching paint dry. i wish i had the patience for it.
storytelling is the easiest cause then i atleast get to talk about interesting aspects of my own life, and if i dont have an interesting story i can make one up. actually living a life that is atleast somewhat interesting helps.
That’s the real deal, right there. Resting on your laurels really discourages personal growth because you become indolent through your inaction. We’ve all been guilty of taking the easiest road when faced with the more challenging one, so it’s high time we get the fuck outta our comfort zones and ventured into the unknown depths of the game.
Good lookin’ out, YaReally.
Chick crack?
Just leave your gun in her bathroom after you shower.
I see it. But I won’t ever do that. Keep control of your boomstick.
“I believe in gun control. If there is a gun, I want to be in control of it.” – Clint Eastwood
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All that humidity, though. That’s an extra cleaning and oiling, right there.
Here’s how I replied to an ad on OK Cupid. Photo of tall, long-haired girl on beach walking away from camera, with back to camera.
Her post: “First thing people notice about me is my smile”. Also she posts that she’s “Seeing someone” hypergamous slut.
I think it over figure it would be a good test of my game to reply.
So I write: “The first thing i noticed about you…big feet…those footprints are massive girl.
Her: She replied within a few hours of receiving: “Ahhhhh …no… are they really that big?”
Note how everything in her profile screams wanting to get banged by some alpha random stranger.
I neg her. She hooks quickly with a shit test.
Me: “Absolutely massive…kicking with them could propel a small boat. I’m guessing you’re a balerina. ”
I agree and amplify. Then another cocky funny. Then a cold read with the balerina question.
it’s ongoing. If this develops will post more.
Ahh, I love having been in the Peace Corps for 2 years…it makes palm reading a breeze: Yea, of course I know how to lead palms baby, I learned it from a Peruvian Shaman. Haha, makes Mystery look like he actually knew what he was talking about.
I’m sorry but his (is that Tyler D?) voice is so annoying in the podcast.
CH when are you going to come out with a podcast? Seriously. 2013 is the year of the podcast…So many people would love to listen to you spout on the way to work.
Ha, dude’s voice is always annoying. I’m sure he may have some good information, but he blows at public speaking, is annoying and I lose interest/can’t stand it anymore within 5 minutes.
Astro Game.
Send a couple of tall, blond, rich, painfully talented children out into the world – who are always surrounded by friends of yours who are, on a routine basis,+ carrying guns.
Astro Game.
Or anothr trick: Keep every room in your place equipeed in some way withy the most un-PC firearms the human mind can conceive of without:::becoming evil…..
Like a Russian heavy MG. Or a Nazi MG 42. Or a Australian Owen SMG – the worse and the best of them all.
You obviously live in a Free State, have no issue with giving up your 4th Amendment Rights (if you are buying Class III weapons, you give up your Right against unreasonable search and seizure to the BATFE), and are not afraid of NDs or others gaining control of your weapons. Best of luck.
P.S. Chicks can’t tell the difference between your boomsticks and mine. They are terrified and drawn to mine just the same as yours. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
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I guess I should probably also add that if this is your means of making females attracted to you… we are not the same.
I tend to avoid conversations about this topic, and prevent your average person from knowing this stuff about me. It is not good security practice to have strangers think of you as anything other than a regular sheep. Ignance is bliss… for me.
Otherwise you find yourself the focus of their game. Which is not a good thing.
“One of these things is not like the others,
Now it’s time to play our game….”
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God you guys are cool in your mind. Lol
Hmm. Well, I don’t think of myself as “cool” or not. But in any case, trying to get someone interested in you because of what sort of guns you own is… weird. Really weird.
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This… The fewer people that know about my firepower, the better.
Or one day you will come home and it will all be gone, along with the rest of your stuff.
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Two chick cops knock on door to question male. Male suspect takes their weapons, shoots them, flees. Male cops (real cops?) called in to save day.
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Slain-officers-didn-t-know-the-danger-4313852.php#photo-4258365
Detective Sgt. Loran “Butch” Baker: http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/20/17/50/4258365/3/628×471.jpg
I guess Butch wasn’t so butch after all. Seriously, how are these two allowed out prowling around for suspects? Two chick cops dead, killed by initially unarmed perp. Oh well. At least they had “equality”. Maybe chick “cops” shouldn’t be allowed to carry guns without a male chaperone?
he didn’t shoot them with their weapons, he took them after he shot them with his own.
Goulet shot the officers at his doorstep at 3:30 p.m., the sheriff said, then took both their service pistols and stole Baker’s car
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Wowak said police were looking into how Goulet had acquired the gun he used to kill the officers
nvm…I guess Loran butch is a dude, the chick cop in the picture was his backup. I just figured with a name like Loran…
Loran (or Loren) is male, Lauren is female
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chickmanjaw copsI like your summary. It’s amusing.
Pity the actual news story is only vaguely related.
Tyler finally talks about monogamy/marriage/LTRs/etc:
This is a long one but full of VERY valuable shit. Manosphere people should find it interesting since a lot of you guys are older and still holding out for the perfect virgin girl marriage ideal.
The first half is basically about not agreeing to a contract you’re not able to uphold (vs breaking a contract) and the second half is about the mindset and logistics of how to run a Playboy mansion style setup (multiple fuckbuddies and relationships and 3-somes etc). The stuff he describes in the second half is actually very similar to how I run my shit, but I haven’t tried just inviting multiple girls over at the same time. Definitely on my to-do list to try down the road as I’m venturing more into social circle game these days which is the perfect setup for it (vs my current method where I’ve compartmentalized my girls separately).
don’t start down that road
dam on the rationing with the chick having a cold or some shit being ok not to have sex but if she went to concert and the lead singer whatever wanted to fuck her she would be ready
he said why am i always lucky and have woman who are wet all the time
think he stole my shit lol
good video then he lost his balls at end when he said just kidding what if i said i believe in marriage lol
yea good video
i do the hugh hefner thing but on like almost no money he he he
ROLE PLAYING! Love that stuff. Killer read, mang.
Spiritual Guru. I made up my own religion just for this.
I love it when im doing something right. ..still a BetaFor Life, though.
me to
Remember when you role play safety words are important.