In this post, readers were asked to open the set shown in the photo, which included one girl who was an obvious exhibitionist. (Exhibitionism is an extreme form of attention whoring that focuses on display of the body to attract stares and drama.)
Overall, readers responded with higher quality than expected.
Joe Alpha:
On my way past them, I would say to the tall one: “you are kinda cute for a big girl.”
That’s a pretty good neg for tall chicks.
JG:
“My grandma has those same panties, and she sucks a mean dick. I bet you’re a good little cocksucker. Show me.” Immediately extract my penis and start helicoptering to the beat whilst maintaining eye contact and a straight face.
I’m dead fucking serious.
If any of you tries this opener and it works, you have a god-given duty to write up a field report. It might get its own page at the top of this blog.
Ricochet:
1) Addressing the whole group:
“Does anyone here smell fish?”
Ditto.
Ovid:
I would call Alek Novy over and let him anti-game the trio for me. Then the five of us would run to the nearest motel and have five-way together. Easy peasy.
I imagine anti-gamers would say it’s all about standing there looking good until a girl comes over to offer sex.
Eric:
Approach the group, say hello while making direct eye contact with Whitedress, and ask if she’s being paid to babysit or just volunteering.
The strongest neg is towards Exhibitionist, while the bottom-rung slut wonders if that was a dig at her or if she was ignored completely.If Whitedress responds positively, keep the attention somewhat focused on her. Even if she doesn’t put out that night, when she finds herself saying “I’ve never done that before,” in a week or so, she may well be telling the truth.
If not, then both the Exhibitionist and the Express Pussy will look to regain center stage.
But it should be noted that the only way the easy one is worth the time is if she can be nailed on premises (which is a good possibility) for sport value.
A good opener for a set like this should include a strong neg. Ignoring the attention whore qualifies as a neg.
Max:
If you said “hold that pose”, and started to unbuckle your belt, you’d definitely get a reaction.
This is not a good opener, but it is funny.
PA:
Look at panties-girl and say with hint of mock-prudery “for chrissakes cover yourself.”
To the middle girl, say with a genuine smile “you’re the wild one here?”
TitsGirl on the right will interject. Cut her off at once with a sharp, loud rebuke — euro-accented aristocratic growl “you wait your turn.”
Turn back to middle girl, take it from there.
Total gender role reversal, which is 3/5s of seduction. I like it. The girls won’t be expecting this. Also note that this is a mild form of asshole game, which is catnip to cute chicks who like to flaunt themselves.
Ender:
Simple. Walk up to all three, flip them all the double bird, then one by one, left to right — kick to the stomach to Stunner. The DJ breaks some glass and the bartender throw you two Coors Lights, you double fist chug them over the girls, spilling at least half the beer on their twitching bodies. Too easy.
Humorless Amanda Marcuntte read this comment and her eyes went wide with excitement. “I knew this site was full of serial killer misogynists!”, she says, as her manjaw grinds with repressed fury against an invisible stone wheel.
not a clue:
ignore the exhibitionist on the left
to the two on the right: “bless you for putting up with that (pointing to the exhibitionist)”
I don’t think divide-and-conquer is the optimal strategy as an approach opener, but it certainly works as the conversation begins to develop.
colonelcrimson:
I use the fact that there are two attention whores to my advantage. My three-pronged strategy is to engage the three as follows:
HBminiskirt- give her shit
HBwhitedress- respect
HBhellovagina- ignore, eventually negAfter I take the picture, I go straight over to HBmsand tease her about her handbag. Negs/teasing is not the strategy to pick up a 4.5 (which is the point; she’s not my target). “My god, look at the size of your bag, you trying to sneak in a bowling ball?” I then look to HBwd as the exemplary female. “The key to fashion is… subtlety,” I tell HBms as I reach for HBwd’s blue flower in her hair. “This is more like it,” I say as I smile at my pivot, whilst shooting annoyed looks toward HBms. I engage these two for a moment, while ignoring HBhv (with the exception of shooting a disapproving glance or two), whose hamster will begin spinning away, wondering why I didn’t make a show of her showy split. Eventually I make a comment to HBwd to the effect of “How do you make it through these nights babysitting Flashy McHandbag and Gumby over here? I’d want to pull my hair out,” This is my first comment directed toward HBhv specifically. As she tries to defend herself (which she will), I keep going with the theme of: HBwd has it right and the other two are way over the top. Eventually, I say, “OK, I’m taking another picture, but you [HBms] lose the potato sack and you [HBhv] stand like a lady. Do you know how much digital film costs?”
This is a good breakdown of set dynamics. Just be careful about giving a 4.5 shit. Less attractive girls can react poorly — i.e. cockblock — to criticism.
There were more great openers from commenters. Go to the post to read them.
A lot of people think negging HBhellovagina! is a good move. Maybe. But it’s been my experience that the best neg for exhibitionists is totally ignoring them. Include them piecemeal into the conversation you are having with her friends. This drives them nuts. And a girl getting nutty is a girl getting horny and intrigued.
One more thing. It’s good policy to avoid referencing any body part or revealing clothing of an exhibitionist. So that means no mention of her preteen underoo panties. She wants that kind of attention. She gets it and she’s won. Deny her. Make her work for your raised eyebrow.
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