There is no April Fools’ Day this year, nor for the foreseeable future.
Understanding that every day of the year is a fool’s day in Clown World, I propose April 1st is set aside as April Sages’ Day: a day for the sane and sagacious to escape the insanity and enjoy one day out of the year when emotional stability, reasonableness, soundness of mind, perspicacity, common sense, and a sardonic appreciation for the shit show unraveling all around us are the normal state of affairs rather than the painfully rare exceptions.
364 days of lunacy and cruel pranks in the year is enough to justify one day of respite from the madding crowd.
When we win, we can make April 1 the day of the rope.
Thanks for being my bros.
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April is traditionally the month that radicals spwrg out and do crazy things.
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Ooh baby baby we live in clown world
A cat Stevens, I mean yussef Islam paraody.
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We’ve all heard that this is the era of ‘that’s not funny’.
I like CH’s take…for some people ‘that’s not funny’ because we – over here – are laughing every day.
Clown World has me laughing and crying by turns on a daily basis. YMMV.
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Clown World has me very worried about small questions, such as whether the Frankfurt School can convince their sh!tlib puppets to attempt to eat us for dinner, but it also has me very worried about big questions, such as whether NPCs even have souls in the first place.
The Frankfurt School hit the psychological motherload in stumbling upon the Inner Hajnalian Insula.
When they realized what they were sitting on top of, I bet they opened the very best vintages of the Virgin Shegetz B100d to celebrate.
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Transplanting this discussion from a dying thread (3/29, “We’ll take your feedback into consideration”):
(P.S., CH, I like your idea! I may comment about that separately.)
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I should never have given you that lil tip
What is wrong you?
Have you ever heard about restraint, self control, moderation or any other behavioral trait that compels you to keep your mouth shut when you have nothing to say
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cortesar, fsck (((WP))) eating my retort to your bułłshit. In short, and with considerably less eloquence (more on your level):
I asked you, because you are the CH commentator who loads pages with so many pîx & vîds that I get 3min. loads over my “7 pr0ẍi3s”. Not comṕlaining: Sometimes I “like” some of what you dig up. But you’re in no position lecture me about “restraint”, etc. WTF is your problem?
Moreover, unlike thoughtless regurgitators of “opinions”, I always have something substantial to say—as here.
Funnier: One week before I asked you for that “tîp”, C.O. himself gave me a speech: “PRO-TIP: Lose the other 1500 words in the essay…. make that transition, from sperg, to Memester…” That’s one reason (a minor reason) why I’m now hitting him so hard with fuńńy gfx.
Another minor reason is that he is the CH commentator who repeatedly sp@ms the same b.s. “Petri Dish”, “Stalin love”, etc. (plus his textual posts are br0ken-r3c0rd repetition of the same nonsense). I am hitting him with stuff that takes a modicum of creativity.
But mostly it’s because (1) he deserves it, and (2) I will fight him with his own weapons, do it better, and crush his nihilistic brainwashing nonsense.
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You have such a beautiful and special child Aristarchus. I bet you’re so proud!
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Years ago upon first exposure to the CH blog I decided to give the gf a Valentine’s Day gift of me as a narcissistic asshole. She was THRILLED. Now itst a way of life now. Thanks CH.
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If CH’s posts come a day late, does that mean his own posts are being trapped in mod too?
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Albacide – The genocide of Whites.
Albus is latin for White. Alba is the feminine form of the word, but who cares. We need a simple word propagated out there.
Let it be Albacide and let’s push it.
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I like the idea, but your average dumb, prole, goy white American will never get it. Possibly in England, maybe the rest of Europe.
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I have to attend a meeting tonight. The Elementary School has a parent meeting to discuss what they’ll be teaching in sex ed class to 5th graders. Including transgenderism and oral sex. The only plus side is that this school is notcrazy enough that they’re actually discussing it with the parents, instead of just indoctrinating the children without warning.
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Why are you not homeschooling?
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This means gunslinger / whatever name he uses now can’t comment, right?
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Why bust on a brother?
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Excellent idea. Going sane in a crazy world can be exhausting. We need one day for our own.
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CH nailed my mood to a “T”.
I remember explicitly thinking to muhself yesterday that I had zero interest whatsoever in seeing an April Fools prank.
Back in the day, when I followed Slashdot [before I realized that Slashdot was (((Slashdot)))], they’d have six or eight or ten of those idiotic fake news stories every April 1.
And I remember yesterday kinda almost rolling muh eyes at the thought of a (((Slashdot))) April Fool’s.
tl;dr == In addition to ruining everything else, the Frankfurt School has even taken a great big propagandistic diarrhea all over the very idea of pranksterism.
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Raise your kids to laugh at the 364 day a year freak show.
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Microsane -364
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microaggressions = microsanity
(Upgrade to non-micro aggression!)
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I think that you’re giving me too much credit with the sage label. I’ll take the compliment however it’s a stretch in my case.
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I think I’m more of a bay leaf than sage. Im in a lot of recipes, however no one can point at exactly what I contribute.
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Great idea. I’m a fool all year round so maybe I can have a day off.
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The Board of Deputies asked the Second Referendum sponsors to roll over from 5,999,999 signatures directly to 7 million out of respect to the 6 million lost in Auschwitz.
The Board of Deputies did nothing wrong.
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Of all the dick I’ve sucked,and jammed up my pale sweet butt😉,my favorite is…nigger!
But I had an Arab last nite off Grndr,and I sucked his big dick for hours. Til I made it disappear heh heh heh. Up my insatiable butt.
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Well I hope you were completing your high school AP philosophy reading while you were getting your shit pushed in. Anustarchus you are going to need to learn how to multitask in preparation for your rigorous philosophy curriculum at the community college this upcoming fall.
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Anustarchus: “The Accomplished Prince”
Today is the day when I have invoked sufficient hatred that one of the Château’s worst bottom-feeders decided to try to strike at me. I have been waiting two months for that. —It only took me two months!
And as I will shortly show, those who mess with the name of Aristarchus are accursed by their ignorance of ancient Greek…
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In re 21f14a54e2e9395816fd4cae08bcfe7c:
“Anustarchus” and “Greg Eliot Gay Son” do indeed both have the same email address, per the foregoing Gravatar MD5 hash. Of course, given the recent discussion on the subject, I infer here that the troll must be doing that on purpose: He waits for me to make a big deal of it, so that he can call me “nerdgeeksperg” style names, and then triumphantly announce that he’s a step ahead of me.
Troll, YHBT!
And this is #failure as an insulting troll name:
“Anustarchus” is a semi-plausible Graeco-Latin construction, via anustós, ‘to be accomplished’, thus naming a man who is (of) the accomplished leadership. Compare “Aristarchus”, from áristos, ‘best’, arkhós, ‘leader, ruler, prince’. No, seriously: anustós is a real Greek word, with a positive meaning.
This is Dog Greek; and I think it’s ungrammatical, but I’m not sure. Almost sure: Whereas áristos is an adjective, anustós is a verb. I don’t know enough ancient Greek to be certain off the top of my head whether it could be parsed grammatically, or perhaps taken as a poetical construction. Well, now I have a small philological puzzle to keep me amused one of these days. I am delighted.
http://perseus.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/philologic/getobject.pl?p.9:679.NewPerseusMonographs
Anyway, I would not mind calling myself “Anustarchus”; so it fails as an insult. Hey, dumb troll, you are inadvertently complimenting me: My “parody” is that I rule by my impliedly superior accomplishments! You should have stuck with the suggestions that I made for you in another thread: “Aristarchus Omega Poetry Faggot”, “Aristarchus Loves Niggers”, etc., ad nauseam. It would suit your level; and you wouldn’t shoot yourself in the foot with Greek.
P.S., Mr. Greg Eliot, I see that I running close to you for the #1 spot!
https ar chi ve (·) is/KoIqw#selection-15641.0-15729.208
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Stop talking so much, bitch.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-publishes-real-news-story-for-april-fools-day
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Some things about living still weren’t quite right, though. April for
instance, still drove people crazy by not being springtime. And it was in
that clammy month that the H-G men took George and Hazel Bergeron’s fourteen- year-old son, Harrison, away.
Harrison Begeron Kurt Vonnegut
April is the cruelest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.”
T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
and so on
literature is full of hate towards poor april
after a long harsh winter nobody is ready to compromise with it promises who are bound to disappoint
no month is held to a harsher judgment than the one that is supposed to do undoable, to extract the cold from human souls
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April is the month that Nice Guys get their hearts broken [in High Skrewl & in College].
After sufficiently many Aprils, the smarter Nice Guys start scratching their heads, and wondering to themselves whether Always Finishing Last is quite all it’s cracked up to be.
And eventually the empiricals become so overwhelming that Nice Guys can’t help but notice that chicks really really really really really really really dig jerks.
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April is the month that Nice Guys get their hearts broken
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April is the cruelest month, breeding
longing out of the young souls, mixing
love and lust, stirring
deep desire with spring rain
awakening the desire to be alive
in some young girl flesh
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btw t.s elliot depicted NPC almost a hundred years before the term was coined
The Hollow Men
(An ode to NPCs)
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us-if at all-not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men
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The rats are underneath the piles.
The jew is underneath the lot.
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Prufrock is a better example.
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Clown World: For once, I tried to post something enthusiastically supportive of CH’s idea—and (((WP))) silently discarded it repeatedly! LOLOLOLOLZ. Why yes, I do have “a sardonic appreciation for the shit show unraveling all around us”.
I checked the calendar, and April 1 is gone already. Thus, we must be back to the other 364 All Fools’ Days per common year…
[The remainder of this post, with a practical suggestion for CH, is hereby cut—because it was also silently discarded! More LOLOLOLZ. Are friendly posts (((banned)))? Should I try a shiv instead?]
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Kys.
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Interesting article on decreasing grip strength. College students have much weaker grip strengths than their contemporaries from the 1980s. And it is not just a sign of being weaklings, but also of not being physically healthy overall.
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/raising-the-american-weakling
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Maybe, but a decrease in mean grip strength is to be expected if an increasing percentage of college students are female. I’m just sayin… modrin college is not a proxy for males generally.
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The lonely clown orthodox Jew. One of the most underrepresented religious minorities in the world. ✊✊✊ pic.twitter.com/n9b5v3xrGo
— Conor (@Conor63064737) March 26, 2019
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Can you imagine the smell in that room?
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I think General Patton knew exactly what that smell was like?
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There now seems to be regularly occurring story in MSM that until recently would have been the exclusive domain of April Fools. So we have
– the best bacon and egg roll in town, but it’s vegan!
– I’m not eating hamburgers because I’m saving the planet
– farm invasions because keeping free range chickens is the last word in depraved cruelty
Tbh, can’t help but wonder if these things arise organically or the opposite.. mmmm. Certainly, it’s all very much in the same direction, don’t eat meat bucko, because, you know reasons. Like the weather, and feelings
Anybody noticed this?
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