…and you know what that means. Hot chicks!
Girls are irresistibly drawn to humorously cruel and sadistic men. Carrot Man’s mockery of the shouting, vein-throbbingly self-serious antifa phaggot is thermonuclear tingle generation to any female onlookers. More of this, and it won’t be long before even the skanky rainforest-bushed porngirls are hot for after hours access to Maul-Right social scenes.
PS Online sleuths have exposed some of Berkeley’s black-masked antifa organizers. Here and here. Beautiful. Bring the pain.
…and like that, poof, the fake-outrage disappears.
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The dog is wondering,”Don’t any of these weirdos have a ball?”
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Carrot Man, Skittles Man, Bring Da Movies Man, ZFG Man and the League of Deplorables…the summer action blockbuster of 2017, coming to a street theater near you!
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Like The Expendables movie, only way, way better.
Each time Skittles Man is on screen, he’s always wearing a different color.
Bring Da Movies Man is like Patrick Bateman, always has some tapes he needs to return.
Carrot Man leads the cart carrying all the jackasses.
ZFG Man shows up just as about each scene is about to end and steals each one by saving the day/moment.
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Also:
Based Stick Man
The Spartan
Ric Flair / Golden Surfer
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And the granddaddy of ’em all, Epic Beard Man.
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The super-villains are “White Knight” and “Mix Tape”, who oppose the League of Deplorables and demand they respect women.
White Knight: “Arm the cock block!”
Mix Tape: “Prepare to deploy shaming language!”
Together: “You can’t get a real girfriend. You fear strong women. Perhaps it’s because you have a small dick!”
Leaguester: (smirk).
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Together: “You can’t get a real girfriend. You fear strong women. Perhaps it’s because you have a small dick!”
Leaguester: (smirk) “yeah… it’s like a wet baby carrot (kekekekek)… [to antifa girl] but it’s cool though… like we could do anal and you wouldn’t even feel it.”
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That was excellent! Love how he just strolled in, totally ignoring the xir shouting out canned dialog.
Crowed love Senor Carrot and idiot xir had no friggin’ clue. His programming couldn’t figure out what was going on.
This is right up my alley!
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“Maul-Right”? Has this caught on yet?
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I’ve had some pretty good times at Auburn. Bama humor at its best.
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War Eagle!
…even though their mascot is Tigers…
War Eagle!
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Me too, I’m actually kinda surprised there was a protest there. Not surprised about Carrot Man.
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shitlibs are so easily fooled. dress the white male patriarchy in a carrot suit and suddenly they can’t even recognize it. there’s a lesson in there for when things go hot. wear vegetables suits instead on regular camo.
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Exactly. Skanktat Girl doesn’t even have to open her mouth and we know exactly what she is. But she and Phagdrummer are totally flummoxed by Carrot Man busting a few moves.
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I wanna see someone show up as a milk carton. The message would be “milking this attention for all its worth.”
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Yeah, and on the sides you can have “Have You Seen Me?” and instead of missing kids, it’ll be photos of girls and how they looked before they got indoctrinated.
Case in point: Moldylocks and how infinitely better she looked before going to college.
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Can confirm. Wore a maga hat to my uber gay gym in my uber blue pilled city. Hate stares abound, except from the women who found a way to be in whatever vicinity I was in. Chicks love balls. They are nature’s conformists, so to see a man who truly does not give a fuck, even in the face of possible violence, gets their tingles going bigly.
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Instead of getting busy banging the broad with the nice breasts, he’s busy banging the stupid drum, lol.
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She’s probably, uh, quite “stinky”
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If she is, it’s the type of thing that is easily fixable with a nice shower before getting busy.
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`Please, not another thread on intimate freshness.
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Yes, she has great tits. Minus the potty mouth and ugly tattoo she reminds me of my ex from long, long ago in sweet Ukraine.
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Maybe we can bring back Rainbow Man and take back the rainbow:
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Hahaha
Brilliant!
Silently exposing the commies for the grim, angry, anti-fun, anti-life orcs they are.
Love it!!
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It’s hard not to make fun of these losers but, at the same time, we should remember that they are nothing but victims of the (((secular people))).
In a healthy society, they’d most likely be growing up in a good to decent family environment, and be part of an extended community, and both groups would steer them towards making healthy lifestyles choices, instead of just being lost to degeneracy.
(((They))) love it when the goyim attack each other on his behalf.
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good stuff
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Orange you glad could carrot man showed up?
Puns are the official humor style of the maul right.
Milk is the official drink.
Pork the official food.
What say ye on coffee? Verboten?
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I thought carrot cruncher was a leftist insult for country dwellers?
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Auburn is deep in the country. It literally had only one stop light until about 15 years ago. That joke was not lost on carrot man. Not a teensy weensy bit.
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I dunno… it just seemed kinda weird and “dancing monkey” to me.
Guess I wasn’t made for these times… sigh.
I would have preferred a group of four or five shitlords breaking into a chorus of Tomorrow Belongs To Me”…
… or maybe It’s A Good Day To Die?
/Starship Troopers rape!
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Nah, it’s perfect contrast to that ninny with the drum trying to act and talk tough.
Tomorrow Belongs To Me would best be sung at one of those immigration rallies.
Get one Chad to start and we’ll all follow suit.
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Nah, it’s perfect contrast to that ninny with the drum trying to act and talk tough.
Well, nobody fears Carrot Man… but a cadre, even a small one, belting out some NAH-ZEE sounding refrains?
The heebie-jeebies would be palpable. kekekekekekekek
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Pretty much; conflict and “fear” give them too much street credit.
This just makes them a joke.
Greatest weapon you can use against an enemy.
Especially in the age of the “meme war”.
Works on a couple levels, negates the act they are doing and their image at the same time.
Also; makes them look humorless and the other side look like the “laid back cool guy”. At least as compared to them.
And it’s not as easily discredited as a Pro-Nazi song in the main stream.
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Different generations, different mentalities, I guess…
I know what impresses me and mine… and it AIN’T no dancing carrot.
Our humor is strictly of the “actually funny” kind, not the dork-it-up variety.
/Stay off my lawn rape!
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And it’s not as easily discredited as a Pro-Nazi song in the main stream.
Well, for the record, this is what I’m talking about.
a) Who the fug cares anymore about discredit by the (((MSM)))… regular Joe Q. Public won’t get the reference anyway, and a rousing round of singing always inspired the hoi polloi. Worrying about “discredit” is why we lose.
b) what’s funnier than, if getting called out on sounding NAH-ZEE, getting the last laugh, and a good one it is, on the fact that it’s a song written by (((them))) as an anti-Nazi satire from a Broadway show?
“You vant funny? I giff you funny!”
c) likewise if you go with It’s A Good Day To Die from a cheesy sequel based upon an actually good Heinlein book.
/Jes’ my two groschen rape!
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Carrotman is about an 80% probability of being a Christian Fundamentalist.
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These may be “college educated” people but your sense of humor is a bit too sophisticated for them. Anything that mocks them, is easily digestible for the masses and shows them as impotent is the way to go. Think wedgies.
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The fear part is for when they try to leave town. It’s a dark two lane for about 75 miles in all directions. You’ve never been to Alabama have you?
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I see what you’re getting at, GE and perhaps it is as simple as what you said about not being made for “these times.”
Had he done something Nazi-esque, I think it would have only given fuel to the ninny and that would have favored him slightly more. And depending on how long it went or if it escalated into some attack, then the ninny could have possibly won more favor.
I think the carrot schtick was a good approach for such a heated environment and to ultimately diffuse the ninny’s speech. No one was listening to him once carrotola rolled onto the scene.
Carrot Man did nothing more than ham it up, the crowd loved it, and he hammed it up some more. It was a well-timed misdirection that worked in his favor.
Now the Berkeley riots that just took place were the time for what you’re calling for. Heck, even in Huntington Beach, when the went after the antifa and started chanting for helicopter rides. That was the time for that chant.
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Also, what Tiberius said above.
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Think wedgies.
That’s a fair point, and given today’s South Park mentality among the past two generations, I cannot deny.
But I wasn’t talking about anyone showing up in Nazi regalia… I was merely referring to the fact of how military-sounding anthems, sung by a chorus of shitlords, would have a stronger effect on friend and foe alike.
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“Dancing monkey”… Projecting again, Greg?
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That’s Mister Eliot to you, ankle-biter.
And put more effort into your neener-neener attempts… ain’t a one of ’em made sense yet… especially when you try to put back on me what stuck so thoroughly to you, last time we spoke.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls: Once again, Greg “Sister Eliot to you” proves that he’s the gift that keeps on giving. One gentle push of his bait-button is all it takes! He is literally a case study in how NOT to respond to a shit test.
He’s going to try to call ME the effeminate one here for “using a shit test” (he has tried before). That was no shit test, greggy boy—it’s called a wedgie, and it gave you some serious hang time.
(((Shakin’ it)))
PS-someday, wee greg, you’re going to learn to take social cues, even if it takes the entire Asperger Syndrome Society (aka “ASS”) a whole year’s budget to focus on just you! Take heart, lad!
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Try just a little harder, (((jjjj)))…
I think you’ve just about got everyone here convinced on how clever your tactics are… a real consensus is building. :duckface
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That was no shit test, greggy boy—it’s called a wedgie, and it gave you some serious hang time.
It’s customary to only claim victory when it’s actually been achieved, dweeb… but this attempt to save face has been seen before, here at the chateau, and by wittier shills than you.
The only hang time anyone’s seen here is the matzo ball you left hanging after you tried to declare getting your own haid handed to you as some sort of win.
I’ll let those ladies and gentlemen of the chateau that you so recently evoked decide whose drawers are showing… and I know it’s not mine, because you’re not walking around with a bloody stump where your arm once was, as you would be doing in meat world if you flapped your yap anywhere within arm’s reach of yours truly, let alone attempting to even think of something like the antics you were victimized by in high school..
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“The only hang time anyone’s seen here is the matzo ball you left hanging after you tried to declare getting your own haid handed to you as some sort of win.” <– legitimately great imagery here! I lol’d irl.
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Auburn is really laid back, and the shitlibs are a real minority, even on campus. Not pissed off enough for the in your face stuff, more prone to goofy mockery.
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I think it is good rhetoric.
It takes the wind out of the lefties sails, and makes them look like emotionally overwrought hysterics.
I think it is also an example of ‘The only thing the devil fears is to be laughed at’.
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It is a lame joke, but at least it is a joke. Yes I think that the Left has a humor problem, as evidenced by the problems SNL and late-night TV have been having recently in producing anything that is more than just a self-serving titter. (And the problem that NPR has had since the beginning … SWPL humor on steroids).
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A video of the very same antifa shitlib in the carrot man video, later that night, being taught a very important lesson about multiculturalism and diversity..
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I didn’t understand what the shitskin was saying, or why he was confronting the antifa… anyone wanna explain?
Not that it actually matters, come to think of it.
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I’m here for whatever wherever. Where the fuck you been at bitch. etc. etc. He’s 75% blue gum. At the end he called White Boy a nigger.
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If I were guessing, he was just sick of hearing that fag screaming. Blacks down here vote Democrat but don’t care about politics at all.
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I’m gonna break it down for ya.
The brotha of color is tellin’ the scrawny antifa bitch he comes to his house uninvited, and if he and his fellow antifa faggots that if they wants to start shit, they is gonna be some shit, and the won’t like the way shit gonna go for them, ’cause they shit is fittin’ to get rekt, and that’s no shit.
And he ends it with a ” step off nigga ” to make make sure the pisswlly antifa knows he aint talkin’ no bullshit. I bet he is a country nigga, nothin’ like the urban apes you usually run across.
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JM, that was a perfect Translation.
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I’m glade you speak “jive” JM.
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Well, for my monkey, as much as I abhor shitskin antics, I like the n1gger’s style a lot more than carrot boy.
Antifa kept the noise of the microphone going when carrot boy was tripping the light fantastic… antifa got real quiet and submissive when confronted by planet o’ de apes.
Angry monkey > dancing monkey.
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There have been a few blacks in the MAGA ranks… watch any video you will see some.
That antifa queer pissed himself all the same… lolz
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P.S. Whoever uploaded the video is claiming the Dindu is a Trump supporter. Pretty damn sure a bunch of gangbangers didn’t show up to support Richard Spencer. In other words, the phag is about to get his ass beat by the very googles he showed up to “champion”.
“Um. Guys? Is it too late to join the Nazi side?”
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Black people don’t like Hispanics, Asians or other minorities.
They tend to live in close contact with one another and are more likely to have to fight over jobs.
Why when Obama was kicking out Hispanics black economy had a slight boost.
Don’t like Trump but he’s an alpha male, president and his policies are to their advantage.
Just don’t like to tell that to the liberals they use to help their various causes’s.
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The lesson that this antifas and other White shitlibs ought to learn… and sooner than later… is that, when da rebolushun git here, they’s White!
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Their diversity is our strength.
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“…they’s white.”
Nope. Day’s fucked. Truly.
Can’t wait.
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He’s a phaggot (after Tyrone calls him a pussy ass nigga he says he was gay growing up so he’s used to it) and, most likely, a skype. Listen to that accent. That’s not how Alabamans talk. That’s how jew york skypes talk.
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Could be from Florida, lotsa yankee New York kikes live in Florida. When the sheet splits and the C.S.A is restored, The kikes will be marched into the sea.
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The Antifas were out of towners from Atlanta.
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Just heard this over at reddit:
“What’s the wage gab between all 372 genders?”
Meme-magic.
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I like how even this pensioner on the left got into the mix at Berkeley.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/2915187060/1492579642/1500×500
Guy looks solid.
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Based Grandpa.
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I love that. Grandpa on the front lines. nothing keeps you young like seeing your enemies driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their men.
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That is our very own GE
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Heh, heh… the old boy’s got me by at least 10 years, probably closer to 15…
… and my chest is still a lot bigger than my gut. 😉
But the attitude is spot on.
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“Sonny, I been kicking the shit out of commies since the 60s. Let me show you boys how its done.”
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They didn’t even seem to notice that applause was for Carrot Man and not them at first. The chick kind of seemed to notice and it even shut her up. The numale was oblivious first and transparently went with it right off stage. Ignored. Butt hurt.
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Yeah; even the women of the left are starting to call their men:
Cuckboys
and
“My Ladies”
No respect for them whatsoever.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Next time, he could bring a buddy dressed in cotton balls: “I don’t COTTON to all your outrage”
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A close friend’s daughter was there, she goes to school at Auburn.
The Antifa fags were ruthlessly mocked the whole time.
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They didn’t look as if they were having a good time. They should have just moved on to T town.
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Carrot Man and Based Stick Man. The antifa can have the Carrot or the Stick.
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These Antifa fags came from nearby Atlanta to heckle and disrupt. The South is more based than most of the country when it comes to this shit, so the commies are fewer. Notice how the boys in blue actually enforced the law – Antifags had to unmask, and the cops broke up that fistfight in about 5 seconds.
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Yeah, I saw the videos of the cops forcing them to take off their masks.
Saw one where a girl wasn’t going to and she tried to get away with it, but the cops weren’t having it.
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They told her fat ass that if she didn’t she was going to the pokey where Tyrone’s sister and White redneck girls would be waitin’ to beat the fuck outta her, just for the hell of it.
It was great watchin’ the always walk away like the whipped curs they were.
Lord, I love the blessed by God South !
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Its hard to go elsewhere if you’re from the South. Its still pretty normal there. I still get a bit shocked at the weird stuff coming out of Cali or NYC.
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I really couldn’t imagine living anywhere else , Carlos. City life ain’t for this country boy, I was born and raised here in the deep south , and I will die here.
The wife is an LSU alumn, and I do love to go to Baton Rouge for an SEC game at least once a year.
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Listening to Hitler speeches for fun and damn if what he is saying isn’t affecting us today right now.
The man knew how to give a speech, hold the crowd, command the room.
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Notice how most of it calm and rational? He only gets worked up to build the crowds anger to a crescendo. The thick Austrian accent also sounds old school honest and decent to a German ear. Think Willard Brimley.
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How did these Yankee SJW m-fers end up in Alabama? Did Soros bus them down?
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Atlanta niggers pack heat. Its about 2 hours away.
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Prolly so. Think about, they like to work about as much as they like personal hygiene. I wish they would pull this shit during football season, they could cancel their Christmas plans, that’s for sure.
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Very interesting the unmasking of BikeLockScum… That link should be viewed by all. University of San Francisco prof… what needs to come next is use their tools against them… There should be a Maul Right Legal Corp. – the anti SPLC – and they need to start filing suits against these folks. Milo needs to bring a civil suit against BikeLockScum…
Once the legal gears start crushing them, they start having to pay real money, lose their jobs a lot of this shit is going to go away…
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We fully understand your concern, however be advised that Eric Clanton is not an employee of San Francisco State University.
— SF State (@SFSU) April 20, 2017
Good start… looks like this fucker done lost his position quick…
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and this faggot always striking from a a row back when someone else is scuffling with the victim. #headhunt this fucker…
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But this Weaponized Autism stuff… just so great… So powerful. They have no similar capability on their side…
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Sessions just might bring up RICO charges on their asses. They are damn sure most deserving.
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I had not seen the above video clip angle where the antifa homo attacked someone from behind and hit them with a bike-lock (U-shaped bike lock). I have read other blogs that indicate the assailant is a professor at another college. Very perceptive and dedicated people reviewed all of the video clips from this melee and pinned down this guy as the assailant. I think they sent their evidence to the authorities. This guy did injure severely some people. He could have killed someone.
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Militant Apathy is a beautiful thing. *sniff*
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The short broad who was the back up squawker had a nice set on her. Love to get my carrot in there.
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