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The AMOG, to freshen memories, is pickup shorthand meaning “alpha male other guy” or “alpha male of the group”. It usually refers to the man in a mixed group of friends (or just-met acquaintances) who gets a lot of attention from girls (and from sycophantic beta males). It has a negative connotation; the AMOG is often depicted as an entitled “douchebag” who interrupts the beta male’s masterly logical exegesis on the subtle evidence of his sexual worth with a joke at the beta’s expense. This, of course, makes the girls swoon for the AMOG and commence in-fighting for the pleasure of his douche-y company.

Knowledgeable and experienced men of the Game regard the AMOG as a potential courtship-killer, similar to the fat chick cockblock dragging her cute friend away just when things start to heat up between the two of you. Game tomes have thus delved deeply into tactics for defusing the AMOG threat, typically involving befriending and/or “choding”. Cf., “hey man the gay bar’s down the street. it’s not my scene but i don’t judge”.

In this post I’ll discuss an AMOG sub-species: the AMOG from afar. This is the conspicuously HSMV man who, even at a far distance, can preoccupy the minds of women, sometimes to the point where a girl will look at him lustfully WHILE she’s happily enjoying your rapport.

The AMOG from afar captures roomfuls of female interest, and can thus be quite a daunting obstacle to greenhorny aspiring womanizers who have yet to master control of their wavering self-perception. This AMOG may command women’s gazes on pure looks alone (very rare as a % of the number of times you go out to meet women) or he commands it on pure self-confidence and swaggering deftness leading social interactions. Sometimes he’s famous, sometimes he’s just a guy who happens to know everyone at a party (except you).

I’m sure there are numerous effective methods for neutralizing the focal-point AMOG stranger, so what I present here is just what has worked for me a few times. The traditional anti-AMOG tactics don’t really apply, because it’s hard to outwit a high value man when he’s killing your buzz by his mere uncomplicated presence.

A semi-famous dude showed up at an event I once attended. I was hamster pellets-deep in an attempted pickup of a sassy blonde when her eyes drifted and then locked onto the long-distance AMOG. Immediately recognizing the ego landmines that were now in view, and the chance that my flaxen muse might accidentally find herself sly-stepping into the AMOG’s visual identification zone, I pulled out the one card that’s never failed to redirect attentions back where they belong.

LUCIFER’S EXTENDED PHENOTYPE: *I glance over at the AMOG, squint, and rub my chin dramatically* Damn that guy is an unstoppable a force of nature. A real ladykiller. Good thing I can do this… *I jam out with my air guitar*…Air guitar champion, 2008 Regionals. You’re not going anywhere now.

Cheesy? Yup. Effective? Yup. She laughed. And the Gayme was on.

95 Responses to “Outwitting The AMOG From Afar”

  1. […] Outwitting The AMOG From Afar […]

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  2. Lara says:

    I think that’s good. There was a scene in Sex in the City where Carrie was out with a Yankee player. Mr. Big happened to be at the same bar and immediately walked over to them, shook his hand and said he was a fan. I thought that was an alpha way to handle the situation. Whatever you do, don’t put him down.

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  3. mendo says:

    That’s some random ass shit, but that’s why it worked, right?

    I do recall, before visiting this site, when I would just do random shit just cause I’m wont to do and it’d have an effect, but, I’d go overboard with it. D’oh!

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  4. IHTG says:

    Gayme

    Wait, what

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  5. Greg Eliot says:

    If THAT dancing monkey act actually worked… well…

    I guess I just wasn’t made for these times.

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    • CEO Nikolic says:

      You’re vesting your ego in your interaction with a being that doesn’t even matter besides sex.

      That’s like kicking your car because it blew a tire on the road randomly.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Spoken like a true butt-hexter… which many here have called early and often.

        Avaunt, thou impious pismire… thou thimble… thou thread…

        You fairy.

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      • Publius says:

        I literally skip everyone of this faggot’s comments. I haven’t read one word of them in months. I don’t understand why you guys waste time reading whatever he writes.

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    • jjrockmale says:

      Don’t believe it. Most of CH’s stuff is solid (90+%). But the guy must not have been much of a looker. I guess, if it worked, the pure randomness may have made her keep interest? But I think, even if it works, most guys would lose as it would have to show a subtle tell that he is intimidated. And decided to strut his stuff by putting on a cheesy dance if you will.

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  6. fightersword says:

    Now that’s an… odd one. Oh well, many PUAs have said we live in a time now where you have to clown it up a bit (or in this case, a hell of a lot).

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  7. wolfie65 says:

    Evidently, CH and I inhabit very different universes.
    In mine, ‘choding’ some college lacrosse guy with ‘the gay bar’s down the street’ will land you in the hospital for several weeks – unless your backup are bigger and more numerous than his.
    Football offensive line, maybe ?
    Distracting a girl who’s eye-fucking Mr. 6’4 by playing air guitar ?
    That worked ?
    If you say so…..
    In my world, in order to have any chance whatsoever in that scenario, you would actually have to walk up on stage with a real guitar and rock the house with your band.
    If you’re lucky, she hasn’t left with Mr. 6’4 – or there are more like her staying for the afterparty.

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    • Sentient says:

      wolfie

      Do you ever actually talk to girls? Or are you just speccing out the guys all the time?

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    • fightersword says:

      It’s actually best if you can have them into you enough they wouldn’t even notice, but drastic times call for drastic measures and some girls are more likely to fall into that than others. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do to keep some cutie’s eyes off of mister rich and famous.

      Also, if you’re afraid you’re going to get your ass beat for making a joke, you’ve got to seriously work a bit on your inner game. Yeah, it could happen, but don’t let the fear of something so unlikely affect your game.

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      • Sentient says:

        Fightersword

        Another good thing to do is acknowledge her interest “hey… I can totally set you up with that guy… you would have beautiful kids” and then play off her instinctive denial… and MOVE her toward something else… “come… I need a drink” with boyfriend posture kino. done.

        But don’t take my word for it… here is Tyler of RSD, probably the biggest proponent of anti AMOG tactics when his girl is being hit on (and falling for it big time – look at her eyes!) he does not not engage in banter with the other guy, he moves her… LOL

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      • fightersword says:

        good stuff. RSD is always top notch with advice.

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      • plumpjack says:

        whether she’s shit-testing or genuinely curious about the guy, rising to the occasion with an obvious ploy to hold her attention has a strong needy-beta odor.

        physical actions are much more efficient. move her to a new location. it’s subtle and you’re controlling the frame without making it about you you you. problem solved.

        if she’s still hooked on the guy let her go and open another girl.

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    • mendo says:

      Where’d CH mention the guy’s height?

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    • PA says:

      Wolfie is gay. That is my tentative opinion, based on his multiple comments about the recent Tongan flag bearer at the Olympics, who looks like an oiled-up and younger version of Marco Rubio. No hetero man (beta or otherwise) sees the type as a threat, no woman takes the type seriously — but teh gheys can’t stop talking about the pretty-boys.

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      • Sentient says:

        “Evidently, CH and I inhabit very different universes.” Wolfie69

        Indeed….

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      • wolfie65 says:

        ‘Sacly. Because I don’t agree 100% with the Blog Canon, I must be a gay omega mulatto who likes to be spanked with Barack Obama’s Jewish grandmother’s strapon.
        You got me.
        Look guys, I’m on board if you want to do Real Talk, but if you just want to exchange the lies you’re being told by women, family and media for lies you tell each other….be my guests.

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      • uh says:

        Groupthink brah. Same as in high school.

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      • Wrong Side of History says:

        Interesting. I just kinda assumed dejected manlet.

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      • Hey sarUh!

        I just slipped an Adderall in your bag of cheeto crumbs

        now u and “wrong side” go fight 4 it!

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      • Wrong Side of History says:

        Speaking of closet cases..

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      • “Speaking of closet cases”

        yeah, speaking of closet cases, what happened to your micromini-blog, sunnyside?

        what with SarUh’s complete disqualification, it’d be handy about now to have a “reliable” voice with a “proven track record” of reposting fortune cookies and head nods from respected peers.

        Of course, coming in from the cold just to spoon “uh” doesn’t help your case either– sweetie

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    • I think so many of y’all miss the underlying message, which I guess doesn’t matter because it wasn’t meant for you anyway if you can’t pick it up. I agree this post doesn’t ‘sound’ like CH, but that is the point, he switched things up, he prob doesn’t normally do things like that, but he did, and it worked. it could have failed, yes, but it prob did fine because it caught her off guard, he was probably not giving off the vibe of being a ‘silly’ man. A major tenant of game is never being able to be pegged down by a girl, both literally and figuratively. Keep her guessing, and have the confidence to fail, cause that’s where the attraction lies, got to think full circle on these concepts.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Well, in the cause of fairness, I see what wolfie is saying… and I often castigate him otherwise for some of his posts when he seems a bit too cuck fetishist.

      The outhouse psychology pile-on is a bit beneath the usual wit and insight of you usual suspects. Leave that stuff for the Cathedral stooges… there are enough of ’em here.

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    • There is a chance the old boy has enough stuff that the big boys would rather not mess with him, if they do not “need to”. Speaking from experience, at a certain size only stupid little drunks mess with you. You do not need to be the baddest, just bad enough that everyone knows that win, lose or draw, it would hurt. And if you come off as a fun guy, no one thinks they “need to”

      That said the air guitar is not going to work for me. Sometimes I am just going to lose, not the first time, not the last time, but far from all the time.

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  8. Sentient says:

    what CH needed to do was rotate his body away from Mr Big, so the girl would focus on him. Little little things make up game success. Play the angles.

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  9. Adam says:

    I think this is one of those, “you had to have been there” episodes. I get it, really I do. It worked for you but it probably worked for many other reasons that we aren’t privy to.

    Of course, this has the delicious expectation of scores of PUA wannabes running around now playing air guitar while convinced that they are the schizzle.

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  10. Rusvolga says:

    But is it worth it?

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    • uh says:

      Never bro. White women aren’t worth any of it.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        /sarcasm – ???

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      • uh says:

        Nope.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        White women are still the Gold Standard… and the ones who rebuff darky/yid advances become Platinum.

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      • Hello. You’ve reached SarUh troll stage: 2.

        2. What, me troll?

        “You guyz gotta losen up. The huwite man is doomed, face it bruthaz. Hey man, youv never lived till u fucked a negress high on ecstasy and alleve on a tues. nite, amirite? Nah? Gawd, you a bunchu mamma‘s boyz!”

        If you’d like to reach SarUh troll stage 1, please pass gas now. If you’d like to reach SarUh troll stage 3, please quote Herder in German now. If you’d like to reach SarUh troll stage 4, please insert triplicate parentheses now. If you’d like to speak to a Hasbera supervisor, please turn to page 374 in the Penguin Classics Talmud and George Soros’ golem will be with you shortly.

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  11. elmertjones says:

    Off-topic but a repost of an old classic :

    A Man Wants a Wife, Not a Co-Worker

    http://wp.me/p6QFjS-86

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  12. I guess in clown world, it’s natural that clowns get laid. You noticed that we live in clown world and decided to become the best possible clown. And that is exactly what you are, right at the floppy shoes and bulb horn level. You go out and do your act, which happens not to include catching rubber chickens in your oversized pants, but it would do so if you found that got you the best reaction.

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  13. whorefinder says:

    Count down to when the Faggot Within says….”It’s about time this blog got back to its roots helping PUA and stops slobbing Trump’s knob, who by the way according to my new (((unbiased))) poll is losing by three million percent, haha haters, give me black cock now mommy!”

    Also, for our 3/5ths of a white man (caribbean drug lord: ): you are not allowed to use this move, as your people stole the guitar from non-blacks, and the air guitar specifically is a white invention; any attempt to use said move will be deemed cultural appropriation and you will lose all access to your EBT, son.

    Two-for-one rape!

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    • Ironpusher says:

      I’m waiting for a (((strapon))) story about how he IS the alpha from afar. I mean you don’t get a harem of hb9’s by being a effeminate shitlib troll. Even a 6’2 nordic, uh I mean (((eastern european))) one.

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    • Vincent says:

      “Elisabeth Mermann-Jozwiak, dean of the College of Arts and Sciences at Gonzaga…”

      Friends helping friends…

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Friends? More like (((tribe)) helping (((tribe))).

        We’re just jealous, ’cause (((they))) be so smart.

        lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozl

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    • Lichthof says:

      Graham Dwyer was into BDSM and met his murder victim on a website for BDSM.
      Dwyer has received letters of love in prison from anonymous admirers and even state pathologist Maria Cassidy described his case as ‘fascinating’ and said there was a lack of pathological evidence against Dwyer.

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      • Vincent says:

        Chicks love serial killers. Ramirez had some big fans. And from wikipedia, the fountain of knowledge and truth:

        –According to the University of Turku Extreme Sports Science Psychology chair, Dr. Paul Q. Rosen, many interpersonal attractions share similar dynamics to the motivations of participants in extreme sports. At the 2015 Fall Symposium “Adrenaliini etsiminen ja ihmisen ihmissuhteet” held at University of Tampere, he stated, “Kun nainen näkee miehen, joka on tehnyt kamala tekoja, mitä hän näkee? Kun hän on hänen kanssaan mitä hän tuntuu? On mies, joka satuttaa toinen nainen ei niin paljon vaaraa hänelle kuuluvan ilmasta? Todella nämä ovat samanlaisia.” (Official translation: “When a woman sees a man who has done horrible deeds, what does she see? When she is with him what does she feel? Is a man who hurt another woman not as much of a danger to her as falling from the air? Really these are similar.”) In support of this, he cited a (yet) unpublished study of body function measurements of women during jail visits of their dangerous partner, of which he stated that these results were very similar to data taken from persons performing extreme sports.–

        Those crazy Finns…

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      • oink says:

        Paul Rosen,

        Just another ethnically pure fin who can track his roots all the way to the great finougric split, huh?

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  14. redone says:

    On Ms. Marshmallow, he should respond like this:

    Odell Beckham Jr: Lena Dunham is not entitled to my attention.

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  15. bw7and says:

    Usually in this situation, I would’ve not reacted much nor try to drive attention towards the famous guy as she already had her eyes fixed on him.
    Most guys would go into clown mode trying to win over the girl in his presence which usually ends up against you.

    In such scenarios, like at an event or club, where the High SMV/rich/famous guy enters the scene…..it is better to divert the girls attention on the chick that is checking you out or point out to some fatty looking at you( there will be atleast one in the venue). Tell the girl that she keeps looking at her too….. probably she is hunting for a threesome, we should totally call her over and flirt with her ( or use some sorta roleplay of this type)

    This creates an instant distraction and focuses the girls attention on you as opposed to the guy. If she is even remotely into you, she doesn’t want to loose what she already has.(unless the famous guy is directly trying to pick your girl in which case there is not much you can do besides getting out of the venue with some other girl).

    Sometimes I have started chit-chatting with another girl right in front of her and this usually does the job of getting her attention back.

    Remember guys, like in a club, the famous guy like a ball player might leave with 4-5 girls( usually the top bitches in the club) while leaving the rest 95% girls with their buying temperature up which can be capitalized by you.

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    • Lichthof says:

      Reading about Ireland’s most notorious and violent criminal. A drug dealer who tortured junkies who owed money including burning a mother of 9 breasts with cigarettes.
      He terrorized his neighbor hood and eventually was gunned down in his 140 000 euro Mercedes car. He could have retired and gotten out.
      His girlfriend was a solid gorgeous feminine 9 who had three kids with him.
      Take that beta cube jockeys. Keep working your 60 hour weeks and paging your taxes and hope the cute girl finally notices you when she hits the wall as you get the leftovers.

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