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Top 20 Signs a Feminist is Flirting With You
1. She stares and twirls a bit of her crayola colored short hair.
2. “Keep your laws off my body… but hands can be negotiated”.
3. Looks at you longingly while handing you consent forms.
4. “Would you like to see my hat?”
5. Ruminates that maybe a fish needs a bicycle.
6. Invites you to sit by the fire and watch the bras burn.
7. Trades whine for wine.
8. She becomes flushed when you mention the patriarchy.
9. “You’re not so bad for privileged, cis-gendered, patriarchal, oppressive cur”
10. Hides her NOW coasters.
11. Wage gap? Thigh gap!
12. “Mansplain that to me again…”
13. Trades glass ceiling for mirrored ceiling.
14. Holds sustained eye contact and says, “#MeToo“.
15. Suggests splitting the dinner bill 78/22
16. Stands outside the clinic and says, “Come here often?”
17. “My eyes are up … never mind.”
18. “Why don’t we go back to my place and discuss the vagina monologues?”
19. Wants to talk about our intersectional interests.
20. Lights aroma therapy soy candles, dims lights to save the environment, puts on soft world music, pours organic fair-trade wine, and in her best frumpy sweats she/ze/it leans in and softly whispers, “Want to hear me roar?”
