Staging a beach shoot at surf’s edge with a corpulent female is a hilarious shiv delivered by the Photog. Now, where is Green Peace to push he back in to the water? Or is that next in the series of photos? LikeLike Reply
If the photographer was a veteran that shot the previous covers back in the 80s, 90s, etc, he has to be considering suicide at what a once great gig turned into such a miserable fucking slog. Poor chap. LikeLiked by 2 people Reply
The photographers must be gay. Everyone knows you’re supposed to roll them in flour, not sand. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Her rump looks like misshapen tumors, not the classic curves of a soft peach. Why did anyone think this was a good idea? LikeLike Reply
Oh, the irony – behold the popup ad that appeared underneath. [IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/2pq6zgk.jpg[/IMG] LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
The photographer couldn’t even get the horizon level. Degeneracy Illustrated.
LikeLike
Nah, the horizon is shifting with her weight as she lumbers forwards.
LikeLike
Touché!
LikeLike
Beat me to it.
LikeLike
No kidding! Didn’t notice till you mentioned it.
LikeLike
Staging a beach shoot at surf’s edge with a corpulent female is a hilarious shiv delivered by the Photog.
Now, where is Green Peace to push he back in to the water? Or is that next in the series of photos?
LikeLike
If the photographer was a veteran that shot the previous covers back in the 80s, 90s, etc, he has to be considering suicide at what a once great gig turned into such a miserable fucking slog. Poor chap.
LikeLiked by 2 people
The photographers must be gay. Everyone knows you’re supposed to roll them in flour, not sand.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Her rump looks like misshapen tumors, not the classic curves of a soft peach. Why did anyone think this was a good idea?
LikeLike
I can only lol
LikeLike
Rolled pork, done up nicely with twine to hold it together while it bakes.
LikeLike
Add some glaze now and then and you’ve got yourself a meal.
LikeLike
Enough for the whole team.
LikeLike
I’d hit it but quit it — too skinny for me.
LikeLike
I’d hit it…with a stick.
LikeLike
Oh, the irony – behold the popup ad that appeared underneath.
[IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/2pq6zgk.jpg[/IMG]
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sports Illustrated is pitching for the dindu demographic?
LikeLike
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLike
The cankles, the cankles! The horror!!
LikeLike
This will not end well.
LikeLike