The photographer explains,

The shirt says “Just Married…Becca & Sara,” however the date on the shirt made us all aware that they were celebrating their 1 year anniversary.

Short hair. Check. Overweight. Check. Ugly. Check.

Welcome to the United States of Attention Whores, where the number of attention whores is inversely proportional to the aesthetic justification for the attention.

Tinder is changing its company name to Recombinator.

The funniest thing about this is that the people in the background can’t be bothered to notice the Fart Smeller. Is there an even more scintillating Fart Smeller across the street?

(Post title courtesy of an anonymous pithlord.)