Rationalization Hamster: “The key to intimacy is separate beds.”
Truth: There’s no currently manufactured bed size that will accommodate both of these lard asses together.
Rationalization Hamster: “The key to intimacy is separate beds.”
Truth: There’s no currently manufactured bed size that will accommodate both of these lard asses together.
Just posting that picture will probably increase Viagra sales by about 20%, given how I’m feeling right now…
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Viagra is what older men take to fool their bodies into believing they are with a 24-year old woman. Men do not get erections for older women for a good reason – they’re not sexually attractive.
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How does the fat fuck on the right even have sex? Is it physically possible to find his junk under all that lard?
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Yeah but he looks cool — check out those shades! Lipstick, pig.
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Maybe he shapes one of his folds into a phallus, and then shoves it into one of her folds.
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Even if he could find it, the smell alone…what women could stay conscious from that?!
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the better questions is: how do those fat fucks wipe their ass after they shit?
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I don’t know, gentlemen; I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here. I’m thinking the big guy is due some respect for getting in the game at all. At least he isn’t hiding out on his Mom’s sofa. And that look on his face – could it be confidence? Just sayin’.
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It is actually a fairly Alpha picture between people if an SMV of around 1 or 2.
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“There’s no currently manufactured bed size that will accommodate both of these lard asses together.”
Sure there is :
You’re welcome
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She looks like Liv Tyler if she ate the entire cast of Lord of the Rings
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hehehehe! Good one, brother.
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Shame, they could both be attractive if they weren’t so huge.
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Here’s the thing…While we are mocking the messanger for obvious reasons, she does have a point. I have been happily married for 6 years, but I have to be honest. Sometimes, it’s nice to sleep in my own bed without someone draped all over me. I am sure she is happy to have less of my snoring too. I’m not going to go all mumbo jumbo and say it makes intimacy more exciting, but it does give me a much better night’s sleep when I sleep in the guest room. I’m not some puppy love teenager, I don’t need to have my wife all over me 24/7. Just sayin.
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It’s a free country. If it works for you and your wife, why knock it.
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To be fair, they have good body language. Someone tell them about paleo/atkins.
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Another key is separate 5 gallon containers of ice cream.
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Another link from that freakshow site:
https://www.yahoo.com/health/what-its-like-to-be-engaged-to-the-man-with-no-170318814.html
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And re the link, your point is?
Fedra’s fiancé Andrew Wardle was born with bladder exstrophy, a condition that caused his bladder to form on the outside of his body. As a result, he was left with no penis.
I would say: just be glad that did not happen to you.
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A picture (here a cartoon) really IS worth a thousand words. Very true.
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As you may have heard the NFL released a statement right after the Paris attacks. ”we take security very seriously, yadda, yadda”.
I’ll make a prediction right now, in February the NFL will announce that fan costumes will be banned within 100 feet of the stadium or any parking areas. Sorry https://www.google.com/search?q=raiders+fans
It’s about the only thing left they CAN ban.
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Football is the White Man’s Opium. Kill it dead.
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Poz your little boys http://www.advocate.com/youth/2015/11/15/boy-stars-new-barbie-commercial
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