Almost every headline (and featured photo) on this magazine cover is Hivemind propaganda. This is what your women imbibe by the vat-load.

The gruesome Christo-ethnomasochistic details. That dindu-in-training with the mohawk is smiling because he knows how much fun he’ll have tormenting the two white kids.

The hideous details. Gotta love the nonconformity, too. A cat tattoo? How predictable.