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we shouldn’t overlook the fact that the groom is also a fat lard-ass who will die of heart failure. LikeLike Reply
Oh boy… there’s still a downhill on this one… as if the floor opens up at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.. LikeLike Reply
And less horrible. A quick death is always preferred to a lingering one, especially one where each day you would awake to that horror. LikeLike Reply
Makes one wonder when brides will be saying “I want to gain 20 pounds for my wedding so I don’t end up doubling my weight during our marriage.” LikeLike Reply
And to think that she will gain weight after marriage.
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we shouldn’t overlook the fact that the groom is also a fat lard-ass who will die of heart failure.
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Oh boy… there’s still a downhill on this one… as if the floor opens up at the bottom of the Grand Canyon..
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At least the bullet would be quicker.
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And less horrible. A quick death is always preferred to a lingering one, especially one where each day you would awake to that horror.
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“Leave me the entire cake, or the groom gets it!”
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I’ve heard it said that no one is ever “just kidding”.
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Makes one wonder when brides will be saying “I want to gain 20 pounds for my wedding so I don’t end up doubling my weight during our marriage.”
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