“There was an announcement made at the reception, after a couple of guests tried nomming the 8-bit heart soap favors on the tables. We were all quite amused that it took a couple of bites for someone to realize that the black-cherry scented soap was not for eating.”
That is one of the saddest things I have ever read. A 10 year old kid settling the Frontier in 1860 could kick the shit out of that entire wedding party after a day of hard labor on the farm.
I went on the link thinking, that doesn’t sound so bad. Dear god, don’t read that guy’s wedding vows…
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There isn’t a person, male or female, in their wedding party that is below 200lbs.
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“Link. But you may not want to expose yourself to the full disease.”
Was that an intentional pun?
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Possible. Lol.
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“There was an announcement made at the reception, after a couple of guests tried nomming the 8-bit heart soap favors on the tables. We were all quite amused that it took a couple of bites for someone to realize that the black-cherry scented soap was not for eating.”
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That is one of the saddest things I have ever read. A 10 year old kid settling the Frontier in 1860 could kick the shit out of that entire wedding party after a day of hard labor on the farm.
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They are why I look forward to the mass die off that is surely on its way.
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I’m now like 2% ashamed that I love the Ticket to Ride board game they had on one of the guest tables.
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